₦airaland Forum

JoeWendell:
Abeg no like this post for your own good. Abeg abeg abeg.. Make e no be like say before thunder strike u to death I no warn you.

JoeWendell:
Okay Battle Threads all set.. Y'all go and Check in

https://www.nairaland.com/6956365/kay9ine-vs-omminnent-tm-newbies#109689868


https://www.nairaland.com/6956309/redbishop-vs-100barz-tm-newbies


https://www.nairaland.com/6956292/deepwaters007-vs-iantempo-tm-newbies


https://www.nairaland.com/6956277/blessedmarshal-vs-technicalrex-tm-newbies

GIYAZZ:
You ain’t shit. Nice one on the tourney tho

Paayne:
May not be too free to help coordinate the threads... but I'll try and be around to vote.

Please bear with me.

ZachHugo:
Okay. Let's see how it goes.

Kay9ine:
Seen our Battle thread. Can I check now or until the day?

Paayne:
Lol, I'll be happy to judge if the warring parties don't pull a no-show! .

To spice it up a bit, I think each battle should happen twice (1st and 2nd leg....3 days in between the two bouts) just to give the loser of the 1st leg a chance to fight back, since you are very few participating.

Holla back if you are cool with it.

Paayne was nice but his punchlines trailed off in the middle of his verse.

MVGT: BlessedMarshal

I loved your Khuli Chana and medicine bar. Keep up the good work.

TechnicalRex:
I got BlessedMarshal? I couldn't get any of these new names.

Omminnent:
I don't like my rap name. I would have gone with Lilhomie but I can't change this name

Deepwaters007:
To an IanTempo? lol, His name doesn't even make sense

Deepwaters007:
IanTempo? Sounds like I'll be battling a kid.

JoeWendell:
Good... Battlers complete.. Battle fixtures and dates coming up soon

absoul:

Lucifer gave you a call?
C’mon Hoe we know how that's false
The only calls you get are cat calls
You ain't smart, you slow like sad songs
.
.
Cause you everyone's bitch and nobody’s baby
Intelligent rap? Cut the crap, dog, and stop spreading rabies

I know I got you shook, when you put my lines on the table
Fuckin crack head, no know book, snort them lines, ’fore you get mentally disabled
.
.
I make you think outside the box
While you locked up in the box,
Even with 6 feet under you, you still as short as ankle socks
.
.
Reality check? I bring the blade to your neck
And when the director yells cut, I spill your blood on the deck
This a horror movie but Soul’s still in character, and that's bad for you...you just an extra on the set
.
.
I already killed you once, amma do it again
Cos you zombie like BMC
Without an ounce of pedigree
Your demise was premeditated but I still catch the 3rd degree
.
.
Hoe, stop spitting technical words that confuse you
Before you get me alarmed, I'll proactively snooze you...
Take your girl to Syracuse, do her some favours, show her views, we watch your funeral on the news, and since you couldn't get it up and her coochie’s under used, ama screw her till she's nuts and in hell you blow ya fuse...and when I'm bored I dig ya grave...excavate your corpse, abuse...
.
.
Like a necrophile, you've been added to my murdered negro pile
My writing style is different, that puts me in the top percentile
But your style is generic, and worse you don't stand out..you a simple low profile, a fuckin corrupt data file!

absoul:

You must think you savage joe
But you same ol’ average joe
What's with the referencing my abs
You keeping tabs like a new window?
It's no secret your girl charge batteries
On her lil pink dildö
Cos your fake preek got no arteries
So you charged with assault batteries
Cos you a angry, little dickless man, a Tranny yeah we know


Who you calling wack?
Imma give you 50 claps
Mutilate your corpse, spread the word like Evangelist tracks
Dead men tell no tales
So we let the Coroner translate,
If you Bleep with Soul, your soul's gonna be outside Heaven’s gate

You need testosterone shots, cat you getting too sentimental
Always yapping bout my abs but I school you like elemental
Your error prone thoughts gon get you buried like a placenta
You a Hoe...Hold the phone, Joe are you Josephine or Jecincta?


Let soul give you scrolls from Aleister
So you can claim you read devils like a manU fan
Your bars are shiit, dude get your pen up out your keister


Let a surgeon cut your coat to your size


with cheap threads at the seams
HoeWendell is on the gurney at My Theater of Dreams

absoul:
Let a surgeon cut your coat to your size

absoul:
HoeWendell is on the gurney at My Theater of Dreams

absoul:
So you charged with assault batteries

blessedmarshal:
In

100Barz:
Jay is a "Dumb Ass" dropping Stupid Shit, Bitch you obviously a SLOW-POKE,
Going against Barz bitch is like tryna put King-Kong in a CHOKE HOLD.

absoul:
Nothing changed...
Fadal is still biting with a toothless grin
Afrocentric?
Nah - AfroBasket but a hoop-less dream
I remember when he dissed me, but I let the Time test him
And the judgement?
He a has been, never was the next best thing
See how I rough him up a little with small mic testing
Leo Messi vs Balogun at the New Teslim


Nothing changed...
JoeWendell still run commentaries like Jim Beglin
then finds a recourse when I send a daily mail from the Kremlin
I'm no Vladmir but I put in holes in him like a golf course
If you ever block the flow ama mud you like I'm doing dredging

Nothing changed...
Vermaniace is still the coon in the cocoon
This nigga thinks he a beast, but more like a racoon
The poster boy of self deceit
You ain't King, and if you were, even Mort won't near the feet
You drop one flow per year and no be say the flow self sweet
This is flow for rank ma nigga no go wear camo for street



Nothing changed...
I'm still soulo but infact more Sanctimonous
Could make the devil act religious
I still sodomize your mental health with words so sacrilegious
I still maintain that I am Legend, my will Smith &Wesson focused
I still spray these cats stray bullets, like the fuckin Naija Police
New year but nothing changed, I'm still Soul and I still got it.