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Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by JoeWendell: 2:59pm On Jan 26, 2022 |
GIYAZZ: They'll need your verds. hope you turn up to vote |
Rap Battles / Re: •°• Newbies Tourney 2022 Battle Fixtures Updates And More •°• by JoeWendell: 9:05pm On Jan 25, 2022 |
Paayne: That's fair enough. As long as voters show up.. I'll coordinate this shit. 1 Like |
Rap Battles / Re: •°• Newbies Tourney 2022 Battle Fixtures Updates And More •°• by JoeWendell: 8:28pm On Jan 25, 2022 |
Rap Battles / Re: •°• Newbies Tourney 2022 Battle Fixtures Updates And More •°• by JoeWendell: 8:27pm On Jan 25, 2022 |
Rap Battles / Re: •°• Newbies Tourney 2022 Battle Fixtures Updates And More •°• by JoeWendell: 8:16pm On Jan 25, 2022 |
ZachHugo. I see you viewing this thread too Your votes will be needed too. Battle ground is already set |
Rap Battles / Re: •°• Newbies Tourney 2022 Battle Fixtures Updates And More •°• by JoeWendell: 8:12pm On Jan 25, 2022 |
Paayne: Nice idea Paayne.. That's how it'll be. Battlers have already revieved death threats from me in their emails So they'll definitely show up.. I've reached some old heads to help with verdicts too If you're less busy.. help me coordinate this shit as well.. I've been working my socks off.. what you say pal? |
Rap Battles / Re: •°• Newbies Tourney 2022 Battle Fixtures Updates And More •°• by JoeWendell: 8:04pm On Jan 25, 2022 |
Paayne.. I see you viewing this thread.. I'll need y'all to turn up with votes.. 1 Like |
Rap Battles / Re: •°• Newbies Tourney 2022 Battle Fixtures Updates And More •°• by JoeWendell: 8:03pm On Jan 25, 2022 |
Okay Battle Threads all set.. Y'all go and Check in https://www.nairaland.com/6956365/kay9ine-vs-omminnent-tm-newbies#109689868 https://www.nairaland.com/6956309/redbishop-vs-100barz-tm-newbies https://www.nairaland.com/6956292/deepwaters007-vs-iantempo-tm-newbies https://www.nairaland.com/6956277/blessedmarshal-vs-technicalrex-tm-newbies 2 Likes |
Rap Battles / •°• Kay9ine Vs Omminnent ™ Newbies Rap Battles Tournament 2022 K.O Round •°• by JoeWendell: 8:00pm On Jan 25, 2022 |
Kay9ine Vs Omminnent Aka LilHomie Voting Criteria : • Opener - 1 point • Rhymes - 2 points • Similes/ Metaphors - 2 points • Punchlines - 3 points • Personals - 2 points • Flow - 1 point • Wordplays - 2 points • Closer - 1 point Rules • 5 Bars and 65 Words per Bar to avoid too much stretching • 3 votes or MORE ( Can still work another way in a 2 votes to 1 situation.. the Battler with MORE votes gets the win) to a single Battler gives him the win. • Deadline is 9pm, 30 January 2022. • Verses should be posted by both battlers on or not later than deadline date. • No biting, swaying, stretching, feeding or recycling. • No complaining about votes. • A no show attracts a ban. • No unnecessary comments • No smearing comments about any bar OR biting accusations without proof. • Whatever you feel is wrong with a bar or verse - please put it in your vote. Vote and state what you found wrong. • If there's anything you need to say in defence of your verse please save them for after voting's over. • NO argument with established vets OR voters. • Battlers should not interject between votes and voters should just vote and leave it like that. Note : Last Battler to check in....Post first!!! |
Rap Battles / •°• Redbishop Vs 100barz ™ Newbies Rap Battles Tournament 2022 •°• by JoeWendell: 7:19pm On Jan 25, 2022 |
RedBishop Vs 100Barz Voting Criteria : • Opener - 1 point • Rhymes - 2 points • Similes/ Metaphors - 2 points • Punchlines - 3 points • Personals - 2 points • Flow - 1 point • Wordplays - 2 points • Closer - 1 point Rules • 5 Bars and 65 Words per Bar to avoid too much stretching • 3 votes or MORE ( Can still work another way in a 2 votes to 1 situation.. the Battler with MORE votes gets the win) to a single Battler gives him the win. • Deadline is 9pm, 30 January 2022. • Verses should be posted by both battlers on or not later than deadline date. • No biting, swaying, stretching, feeding or recycling. • No complaining about votes. • A no show attracts a ban. • No unnecessary comments • No smearing comments about any bar OR biting accusations without proof. • Whatever you feel is wrong with a bar or verse - please put it in your vote. Vote and state what you found wrong. • If there's anything you need to say in defence of your verse please save them for after voting's over. • NO argument with established vets OR voters. • Battlers should not interject between votes and voters should just vote and leave it like that. Note : Last Battler to check in....Post first!!! 1 Like |
Rap Battles / •°• Deepwaters007 Vs Iantempo ™ Newbies Rap Battles Tournament 2022 •°• by JoeWendell: 7:06pm On Jan 25, 2022 |
Deepwaters007 vs IanTempo Voting Criteria : • Opener - 1 point • Rhymes - 2 points • Similes/ Metaphors - 2 points • Punchlines - 3 points • Personals - 2 points • Flow - 1 point • Wordplays - 2 points • Closer - 1 point Rules • 5 Bars and 65 Words per Bar to avoid too much stretching • 3 votes or MORE ( Can still work another way in a 2 votes to 1 situation.. the Battler with MORE votes gets the win) to a single Battler gives him the win. • Deadline is 9pm, 29 January 2022. • Verses should be posted by both battlers on or not later than deadline date. • No biting, swaying, stretching, feeding or recycling. • No complaining about votes. • A no show attracts a ban. • No unnecessary comments • No smearing comments about any bar OR biting accusations without proof. • Whatever you feel is wrong with a bar or verse - please put it in your vote. Vote and state what you found wrong. • If there's anything you need to say in defence of your verse please save them for after voting's over. • NO argument with established vets OR voters. • Battlers should not interject between votes and voters should just vote and leave it like that. Note : Last Battler to check in....Post first!!! |
Rap Battles / •°• Blessedmarshal Vs Technicalrex ™ Newbies Rap Battles Tournament 2022 K.O •°• by JoeWendell: 6:52pm On Jan 25, 2022 |
BlessedMarshal Vs TechnicalRex Voting Criteria : • Opener - 1 point • Rhymes - 2 points • Similes/ Metaphors - 2 points • Punchlines - 3 points • Personals - 2 points • Flow - 1 point • Wordplays - 2 points • Closer - 1 point Rules • 5 Bars and 65 Words per Bar to avoid too much stretching • 3 votes or MORE ( Can still work another way in a 2 votes to 1 situation.. the Battler with MORE votes gets the win) to a single Battler gives him the win. • Deadline is 9pm, 29 January 2022. • Verses should be posted by both battlers on or not later than deadline date. • No biting, swaying, stretching, feeding or recycling. • No complaining about votes. • A no show attracts a ban. • No unnecessary comments • No smearing comments about any bar OR biting accusations without proof. • Whatever you feel is wrong with a bar or verse - please put it in your vote. Vote and state what you found wrong. • If there's anything you need to say in defence of your verse please save them for after voting's over. • NO argument with established vets OR voters. • Battlers should not interject between votes and voters should just vote and leave it like that. Note : Last Battler to check in....Post first!!! |
Rap Battles / Re: •°• Newbies Tourney 2022 Battle Fixtures Updates And More •°• by JoeWendell: 6:49pm On Jan 25, 2022 |
• BlessedMarshal Vs TechnicalRex - 29 Jan • Deepwaters007 Vs IanTempo - 29 Jan • Kay9ine vs Omminnent - 30 Jan • RedBishop vs 100Barz - 30 Jan There you go Fixtures all Set... Dates will be updated soon and also threads will be created for your battles.. You know your opponents start scripting for them.. you got time to loose Judges will be active members of this section and certified rap battlers Cc: Mrkang Paayne ZachHugo Absoul Fluxmind Whiz10 Hydrog3n NastyNic Souloho19 KidPaku Redjohn2 Mikuz Ibime Emaprince Jigsawkillah Limerick 007Bruce Teddybiyasi Krone Elymaxxiimus Guykhena Iceskidd Dklef Testerfuze Gottoboy Obesemf Lyricist Funlordjnr Devilmaycry Dj5Naira - Chief judge Joewendell - Chief Judge 2 Likes 1 Share |
Rap Battles / Re: ///|***NRBNT 2016: Paayne Vs Blessedmarshal***|\\\ by JoeWendell: 9:30am On Jan 25, 2022 |
Paayne was nice but his punchlines trailed off in the middle of his verse. |
Rap Battles / Re: •°• Newbies Tourney 2022 Battle Fixtures Updates And More •°• by JoeWendell: 9:21am On Jan 25, 2022 |
I'll drop battle dates very soon. If you like be looking for what is fair o 1 Like |
Rap Battles / Re: •°• Newbies Tourney 2022 Battle Fixtures Updates And More •°• by JoeWendell: 9:19am On Jan 25, 2022 |
TechnicalRex: You should start scripting and stop whining... You got a good opponent. Face your challenge. 1 Like |
Rap Battles / Re: •°• Newbies Tourney 2022 Battle Fixtures Updates And More •°• by JoeWendell: 9:12am On Jan 25, 2022 |
Omminnent: Okay I'll attach it to your name 1 Like |
Rap Battles / Re: •°• Newbies Tourney 2022 Battle Fixtures Updates And More •°• by JoeWendell: 9:06am On Jan 25, 2022 |
Deepwaters007: Okay.. Just when you get whooped remember I told you so |
Rap Battles / Re: •°• Newbies Tourney 2022 Battle Fixtures Updates And More •°• by JoeWendell: 9:03am On Jan 25, 2022 |
Deepwaters007: Underestimate anyone in battle, You will loose. |
Rap Battles / Re: •°• Newbies Tourney 2022 Battle Fixtures Updates And More •°• by JoeWendell: 11:50pm On Jan 24, 2022 |
• First Round Fixtures • BlessedMarshal Vs TechnicalRex • Deepwaters007 Vs IanTempo • Kay9ine vs Omminnent • RedBishop vs 100Barz There you go Fixtures all Set... Dates will be updated soon and also threads will be created for your battles.. You know your opponents start scripting for them.. you got time to loose Judges will be active members of this section and certified rap battlers Cc: Mrkang Paayne ZachHugo Absoul Fluxmind Whiz10 Hydrog3n NastyNic Souloho19 KidPaku Redjohn2 Mikuz Ibime Emaprince Jigsawkillah Limerick 007Bruce Teddybiyasi Krone Elymaxxiimus Guykhena Iceskidd Dklef Testerfuze Gottoboy Obesemf Lyricist Funlordjnr Devilmaycry Dj5Naira - Chief judge Joewendell - Chief Judge 6 Likes 1 Share |
Rap Battles / •°• Newbies Tourney 2022 Battle Fixtures Updates And More •°• by JoeWendell: 11:42pm On Jan 24, 2022 |
The Noobs Tourney is here Registered Battlers •BlessedMarshal •IanTempo •Deepwaters007 •100Barz •TechnicalRex •Kay9ine •RedBishop •Omminnent Aka LilHomie Congrats y'all signed in for this tourney and please come through when needed this is meant to be for fun.. Prepare your verses and don't argue with voters.. Make sure you script something dope.. I hope we have fun with this one and make this shit happen for real. Fixtures Coming soon � Battle Rules: 5 Bars and 65 words per Bar to avoid too much stretching 3 votes or MORE ( Can still work another way in a 2 votes to 1 situation.. the Battler with MORE votes gets the win) to a single Battler gives him the win. The reamaining rules will be communicated in battle threads once fixtures are ready 4 Likes |
Rap Battles / Re: •°• Newbies Rap Battle Tournament 2019 •°• by JoeWendell: 11:37pm On Jan 24, 2022 |
JoeWendell: List of Registered Battlers : BlessedMarshal IanTempo Deepwaters007 100Barz TechnicalRex Kay9ine RedBishop Omminnent We making this happen battlers Fixure Thread will be created soon and updates on battles will be posted there 4 Likes |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by JoeWendell: 11:16pm On Jan 24, 2022 |
absoul: Lol I'm Confident if I take this fight Outside ... The Mumu go run/ I'll give your girl Something Sweet her Testimony will be so Lovely .. about this Guru's Thrust/ I'm not playing Mind Games .. when I say nobody be Feeling this Nigga, Him Juju no work/....E no be Spiritual say i murder the nigga For here like names of Buju Songs !!/ Now let's get to work!!! I Side plank Souloho.. Then get him Mesmerized with some Jabs/ Straight Punch to his guts...If he spits we spot reckless lies in his Raps/ outrageous... Audacious Bullocks!!! I spray Spyrethin !! The Cricket Dies in the Labs/ Now I have a DeadBug and it's not an Exercise on the Abs !!!/ The only thing you got is flow... No Punches no metas only shows you're below/ when it comes to text raps.. You need to take your time and learn the Ropes/ after learning.. Still learn more of the Ropes/ Cause men like you who wash women pants... Might use it to hang Bitches Clothes!!/ Still you're weak Though.. But with Sick flow... Unfortunately I've come with Violent Medications/ I'm baging this Scyther Lowkey.. Silent Incarceration/ He tries to Cause a Scene .. I kill a bean. There's the Intent in my Imagination/.....Therefore if he Fücks sh!t up .......must be from Toilet Penetrations!!!/ 3 Likes 1 Share |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by JoeWendell: 4:49pm On Jan 24, 2022 |
absoul: Lucifer Gave me a Call!!! He was like wendell Why you dissing this Burrowing Mammal.....The mole ain't on your Level/....I decided to do Business .. After this I'll be trading his ashes for Charcoal in Pineville/......... Battle is already won.. Strippers dancing on my Pole cursing our Revel/...... His body lying down lifeless..Because I just SOLD Ab's-Soul to the Devil !! / absoul: Offcourse this dolt doesn't know there is a loophole in his slow verse/ I came with an intelligent troop.. They'll swoop low..make his bones crack/ Surgeons cut through Body parts.. Not what this Dupe Troll...Flow spat/ I don't blame him because, Biologically It's Obvious a Hoop or Soul wouldn't know that!!!/ absoul: This Nigga living Fantasies . I'm about to make a Bad Fatherly Jest/....... Turns this Hallucinations into Nightmares . Cos he ain't face Scrutiny yet/... I'm Writing death Figures on this Paper he's receiving.. He's Shockingly dense/ and Raggedly Dressed/....My artistry fared/... These bars fly over his Syncope head/ if he tries to Catch it ... It'll be a Reality Check !!! absoul: Talking about Electricity or crime'll get this dead flop Tortured/ Force a Lithium-Ion down his throat... Before I burn his Censor Adapter / Energy drawn from a Malfunctioning Circuit flowing into this Hedgehogs Bladders/ As soon i shout up Nepa... Too much Power ......will Blow ABS up... like a Bad Desktop Charger !!!!!! / The Kill!!!!!!! 3 Likes |
Rap Battles / Re: •°• Newbies Rap Battle Tournament 2019 •°• by JoeWendell: 3:18pm On Jan 24, 2022 |
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Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by JoeWendell: 10:04pm On Jan 23, 2022 |
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Rap Battles / Re: •°• Newbies Rap Battle Tournament 2019 •°• by JoeWendell: 10:29pm On Jan 20, 2022 |
Last spot.. Still waiting on this 1 Like |
Rap Battles / Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by JoeWendell: 10:20pm On Jan 20, 2022 |
100Barz: Your a ticking time Bomb.... Nobody gone diss this elf/ Like a Vampire I'll control and Posses your mindset/ and have you take your own life...Bitch you Bob Birch/ It ain't mathematics when you see Hundred dividing Himself!!/ 4 Likes 2 Shares |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by JoeWendell: 10:11pm On Jan 20, 2022 |
absoul: Direct shots at me.. You did this shit and it's weak raps/ I smash with fury .. my Sorcery will Exterminate the dingbat/ No need for guns... I'll use enchantment and magic tricks fast/ Abracadabra and Abs gone missing..... Like Vanishing Six Packs / Watch me brag as Bag soul. I'm putting abs in a Sack/ It's a shame whenever I peruse this sections and see wackos spitting Raps/ My blades will make Abs-Stain blood.. He dead now..I just Removed Soul from this Plat/ After this I'll track soul like I'm putting abs in a disk.. Then take a Round off/ I brought 10 Clips but I'll leave 7 at the Back of the Bee ..Like Sergi Canos/ I'll put some Lenses on my thumbs.. to Misderect him bout the Viciousness of my Amour/ One Snap of the finger, Soul turns to Dust.....Call Me Thanos!!/ He's Seen enough blows for the day.. I'ma still Cripple this dense dog/ Jabs After Jabs to Abs... Will make his tommy smaller than a Bettle or Bed bug/ This constant punches to his Eyes will make him loose his Sight once he sees me.. Like the Evil in Bird Box 4 Likes 2 Shares |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by JoeWendell: 9:44pm On Jan 20, 2022 |
This Fadal na Bloody he goat � |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by JoeWendell: 2:52pm On Jan 14, 2022 |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by JoeWendell: 9:06pm On Jan 13, 2022 |
fadal: Lol.. Your wackness is unbelievable : |
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