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Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by JoeWendell: 2:59pm On Jan 26, 2022
GIYAZZ:
You ain’t shit. Nice one on the tourney tho wink


They'll need your verds. hope you turn up to vote
Rap Battles / Re: •°• Newbies Tourney 2022 Battle Fixtures Updates And More •°• by JoeWendell: 9:05pm On Jan 25, 2022
Paayne:


May not be too free to help coordinate the threads... but I'll try and be around to vote.

Please bear with me.


That's fair enough. As long as voters show up.. I'll coordinate this shit.

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Rap Battles / Re: •°• Newbies Tourney 2022 Battle Fixtures Updates And More •°• by JoeWendell: 8:28pm On Jan 25, 2022
ZachHugo:



Okay. Let's see how it goes.


grin grin grin
Rap Battles / Re: •°• Newbies Tourney 2022 Battle Fixtures Updates And More •°• by JoeWendell: 8:27pm On Jan 25, 2022
Kay9ine:


Seen our Battle thread. Can I check now or until the day?


Check whenever you want. cheesy
Rap Battles / Re: •°• Newbies Tourney 2022 Battle Fixtures Updates And More •°• by JoeWendell: 8:16pm On Jan 25, 2022
ZachHugo. I see you viewing this thread too grin grin grin

Your votes will be needed too. Battle ground is already set cheesy
Rap Battles / Re: •°• Newbies Tourney 2022 Battle Fixtures Updates And More •°• by JoeWendell: 8:12pm On Jan 25, 2022
Paayne:


Lol, I'll be happy to judge if the warring parties don't pull a no-show! cry .

To spice it up a bit, I think each battle should happen twice (1st and 2nd leg....3 days in between the two bouts) just to give the loser of the 1st leg a chance to fight back, since you are very few participating.

Holla back if you are cool with it.


Nice idea Paayne.. That's how it'll be.


Battlers have already revieved death threats from me in their emails grin cheesy

So they'll definitely show up.. I've reached some old heads to help with verdicts too

If you're less busy.. help me coordinate this shit as well.. I've been working my socks off.. what you say pal? cheesy
Rap Battles / Re: •°• Newbies Tourney 2022 Battle Fixtures Updates And More •°• by JoeWendell: 8:04pm On Jan 25, 2022
Paayne.. I see you viewing this thread.. I'll need y'all to turn up with votes.. wink cheesy

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Rap Battles / Re: •°• Newbies Tourney 2022 Battle Fixtures Updates And More •°• by JoeWendell: 8:03pm On Jan 25, 2022

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Rap Battles / •°• Kay9ine Vs Omminnent ™ Newbies Rap Battles Tournament 2022 K.O Round •°• by JoeWendell: 8:00pm On Jan 25, 2022
Kay9ine Vs Omminnent Aka LilHomie






Voting Criteria :

• Opener - 1 point

• Rhymes - 2 points

• Similes/ Metaphors - 2 points

• Punchlines - 3 points

• Personals - 2 points

• Flow - 1 point

• Wordplays - 2 points

• Closer - 1 point


Rules

5 Bars and 65 Words per Bar to avoid too much stretching

• 3 votes or MORE ( Can still work another way in a 2 votes to 1 situation.. the Battler with MORE votes gets the win) to a single Battler gives him the win.

• Deadline is 9pm, 30 January 2022.

• Verses should be posted by both
battlers on or not later than
deadline date.

• No biting, swaying, stretching,
feeding or recycling.

• No complaining about votes.

• A no show attracts a ban.

• No unnecessary comments

• No smearing comments about any
bar OR biting accusations without
proof.

• Whatever you feel is wrong with a
bar or verse - please put it in your
vote. Vote and state what you found
wrong.

• If there's anything you need to say
in defence of your verse please save
them for after voting's over.

• NO argument with established vets
OR voters.

• Battlers should not interject
between votes and voters should
just vote and leave it like that.

Note : Last Battler to check in....Post first!!!
Rap Battles / •°• Redbishop Vs 100barz ™ Newbies Rap Battles Tournament 2022 •°• by JoeWendell: 7:19pm On Jan 25, 2022
RedBishop Vs 100Barz


Voting Criteria :

• Opener - 1 point

• Rhymes - 2 points

• Similes/ Metaphors - 2 points

• Punchlines - 3 points

• Personals - 2 points

• Flow - 1 point

• Wordplays - 2 points

• Closer - 1 point


Rules

5 Bars and 65 Words per Bar to avoid too much stretching

• 3 votes or MORE ( Can still work another way in a 2 votes to 1 situation.. the Battler with MORE votes gets the win) to a single Battler gives him the win.

• Deadline is 9pm, 30 January 2022.

• Verses should be posted by both
battlers on or not later than
deadline date.

• No biting, swaying, stretching,
feeding or recycling.

• No complaining about votes.

• A no show attracts a ban.

• No unnecessary comments

• No smearing comments about any
bar OR biting accusations without
proof.

• Whatever you feel is wrong with a
bar or verse - please put it in your
vote. Vote and state what you found
wrong.

• If there's anything you need to say
in defence of your verse please save
them for after voting's over.

• NO argument with established vets
OR voters.

• Battlers should not interject
between votes and voters should
just vote and leave it like that.

Note : Last Battler to check in....Post first!!!

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Rap Battles / •°• Deepwaters007 Vs Iantempo ™ Newbies Rap Battles Tournament 2022 •°• by JoeWendell: 7:06pm On Jan 25, 2022
Deepwaters007 vs IanTempo





Voting Criteria :

• Opener - 1 point

• Rhymes - 2 points

• Similes/ Metaphors - 2 points

• Punchlines - 3 points

• Personals - 2 points

• Flow - 1 point

• Wordplays - 2 points

• Closer - 1 point


Rules

5 Bars and 65 Words per Bar to avoid too much stretching

• 3 votes or MORE ( Can still work another way in a 2 votes to 1 situation.. the Battler with MORE votes gets the win) to a single Battler gives him the win.

• Deadline is 9pm, 29 January 2022.

• Verses should be posted by both
battlers on or not later than
deadline date.

• No biting, swaying, stretching,
feeding or recycling.

• No complaining about votes.

• A no show attracts a ban.

• No unnecessary comments

• No smearing comments about any
bar OR biting accusations without
proof.

• Whatever you feel is wrong with a
bar or verse - please put it in your
vote. Vote and state what you found
wrong.

• If there's anything you need to say
in defence of your verse please save
them for after voting's over.

• NO argument with established vets
OR voters.

• Battlers should not interject
between votes and voters should
just vote and leave it like that.

Note : Last Battler to check in....Post first!!!
Rap Battles / •°• Blessedmarshal Vs Technicalrex ™ Newbies Rap Battles Tournament 2022 K.O •°• by JoeWendell: 6:52pm On Jan 25, 2022
BlessedMarshal Vs TechnicalRex





Voting Criteria :

• Opener - 1 point

• Rhymes - 2 points

• Similes/ Metaphors - 2 points

• Punchlines - 3 points

• Personals - 2 points

• Flow - 1 point

• Wordplays - 2 points

• Closer - 1 point


Rules

5 Bars and 65 Words per Bar to avoid too much stretching

• 3 votes or MORE ( Can still work another way in a 2 votes to 1 situation.. the Battler with MORE votes gets the win) to a single Battler gives him the win.

• Deadline is 9pm, 29 January 2022.

• Verses should be posted by both
battlers on or not later than
deadline date.

• No biting, swaying, stretching,
feeding or recycling.

• No complaining about votes.

• A no show attracts a ban.

• No unnecessary comments

• No smearing comments about any
bar OR biting accusations without
proof.

• Whatever you feel is wrong with a
bar or verse - please put it in your
vote. Vote and state what you found
wrong.

• If there's anything you need to say
in defence of your verse please save
them for after voting's over.

• NO argument with established vets
OR voters.

• Battlers should not interject
between votes and voters should
just vote and leave it like that.

Note : Last Battler to check in....Post first!!!
Rap Battles / Re: •°• Newbies Tourney 2022 Battle Fixtures Updates And More •°• by JoeWendell: 6:49pm On Jan 25, 2022
• BlessedMarshal Vs TechnicalRex - 29 Jan

• Deepwaters007 Vs IanTempo - 29 Jan

• Kay9ine vs Omminnent - 30 Jan

• RedBishop vs 100Barz - 30 Jan


There you go Fixtures all Set... Dates will be updated soon and also threads will be created for your battles.. You know your opponents start scripting for them.. you got time to loose grin



Judges will be active members of this section and certified rap battlers

Cc:
Mrkang
Paayne
ZachHugo
Absoul
Fluxmind
Whiz10
Hydrog3n
NastyNic
Souloho19
KidPaku
Redjohn2
Mikuz
Ibime
Emaprince
Jigsawkillah
Limerick
007Bruce
Teddybiyasi
Krone
Elymaxxiimus
Guykhena
Iceskidd
Dklef
Testerfuze
Gottoboy
Obesemf
Lyricist
Funlordjnr
Devilmaycry
Dj5Naira - Chief judge grin
Joewendell - Chief Judge cheesy grin

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Rap Battles / Re: ///|***NRBNT 2016: Paayne Vs Blessedmarshal***|\\\ by JoeWendell: 9:30am On Jan 25, 2022
Paayne was nice but his punchlines trailed off in the middle of his verse.

MVGT: BlessedMarshal

I loved your Khuli Chana and medicine bar. Keep up the good work.
Rap Battles / Re: •°• Newbies Tourney 2022 Battle Fixtures Updates And More •°• by JoeWendell: 9:21am On Jan 25, 2022
I'll drop battle dates very soon.
If you like be looking for what is fair o

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Rap Battles / Re: •°• Newbies Tourney 2022 Battle Fixtures Updates And More •°• by JoeWendell: 9:19am On Jan 25, 2022
TechnicalRex:





I got BlessedMarshal? I couldn't get any of these new names. undecided lipsrsealed

You should start scripting and stop whining... You got a good opponent. Face your challenge.

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Rap Battles / Re: •°• Newbies Tourney 2022 Battle Fixtures Updates And More •°• by JoeWendell: 9:12am On Jan 25, 2022
Omminnent:


I don't like my rap name. I would have gone with Lilhomie but I can't change this name


Okay I'll attach it to your name

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Rap Battles / Re: •°• Newbies Tourney 2022 Battle Fixtures Updates And More •°• by JoeWendell: 9:06am On Jan 25, 2022
Deepwaters007:


To an IanTempo? lol, His name doesn't even make sense

Okay.. Just when you get whooped remember I told you so grin cheesy
Rap Battles / Re: •°• Newbies Tourney 2022 Battle Fixtures Updates And More •°• by JoeWendell: 9:03am On Jan 25, 2022
Deepwaters007:



IanTempo? Sounds like I'll be battling a kid.


Underestimate anyone in battle, You will loose.
Rap Battles / Re: •°• Newbies Tourney 2022 Battle Fixtures Updates And More •°• by JoeWendell: 11:50pm On Jan 24, 2022
• First Round Fixtures

• BlessedMarshal Vs TechnicalRex

• Deepwaters007 Vs IanTempo

• Kay9ine vs Omminnent

• RedBishop vs 100Barz


There you go Fixtures all Set... Dates will be updated soon and also threads will be created for your battles.. You know your opponents start scripting for them.. you got time to loose grin



Judges will be active members of this section and certified rap battlers

Cc:
Mrkang
Paayne
ZachHugo
Absoul
Fluxmind
Whiz10
Hydrog3n
NastyNic
Souloho19
KidPaku
Redjohn2
Mikuz
Ibime
Emaprince
Jigsawkillah
Limerick
007Bruce
Teddybiyasi
Krone
Elymaxxiimus
Guykhena
Iceskidd
Dklef
Testerfuze
Gottoboy
Obesemf
Lyricist
Funlordjnr
Devilmaycry
Dj5Naira - Chief judge grin
Joewendell - Chief Judge cheesy grin

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Rap Battles / •°• Newbies Tourney 2022 Battle Fixtures Updates And More •°• by JoeWendell: 11:42pm On Jan 24, 2022
The Noobs Tourney is here grin grin grin grin cheesy grin cheesy


Registered Battlers

•BlessedMarshal

•IanTempo

•Deepwaters007

•100Barz

•TechnicalRex

•Kay9ine

•RedBishop

•Omminnent Aka LilHomie sad


Congrats y'all signed in for this tourney and please come through when needed this is meant to be for fun.. Prepare your verses and don't argue with voters.. Make sure you script something dope.. I hope we have fun with this one and make this shit happen for real.

Fixtures Coming soon �


Battle Rules: 5 Bars and 65 words per Bar to avoid too much stretching

3 votes or MORE ( Can still work another way in a 2 votes to 1 situation.. the Battler with MORE votes gets the win) to a single Battler gives him the win.

The reamaining rules will be communicated in battle threads once fixtures are ready smiley

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Rap Battles / Re: •°• Newbies Rap Battle Tournament 2019 •°• by JoeWendell: 11:37pm On Jan 24, 2022
JoeWendell:




Good... Battlers complete.. Battle fixtures and dates coming up soon cheesy grin


List of Registered Battlers :

BlessedMarshal
IanTempo
Deepwaters007
100Barz
TechnicalRex
Kay9ine
RedBishop
Omminnent

We making this happen battlers

Fixure Thread will be created soon and updates on battles will be posted there grin cheesy cheesy cheesy

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Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by JoeWendell: 11:16pm On Jan 24, 2022
absoul:



Lucifer gave you a call?
C’mon Hoe we know how that's false
The only calls you get are cat calls
You ain't smart, you slow like sad songs
.
.
Cause you everyone's bitch and nobody’s baby
Intelligent rap? Cut the crap, dog, and stop spreading rabies

I know I got you shook, when you put my lines on the table
Fuckin crack head, no know book, snort them lines, ’fore you get mentally disabled
.
.
I make you think outside the box
While you locked up in the box,
Even with 6 feet under you, you still as short as ankle socks
.
.
Reality check? I bring the blade to your neck
And when the director yells cut, I spill your blood on the deck
This a horror movie but Soul’s still in character, and that's bad for you...you just an extra on the set
.
.
I already killed you once, amma do it again
Cos you zombie like BMC
Without an ounce of pedigree
Your demise was premeditated but I still catch the 3rd degree
.
.
Hoe, stop spitting technical words that confuse you
Before you get me alarmed, I'll proactively snooze you...
Take your girl to Syracuse, do her some favours, show her views, we watch your funeral on the news, and since you couldn't get it up and her coochie’s under used, ama screw her till she's nuts and in hell you blow ya fuse...and when I'm bored I dig ya grave...excavate your corpse, abuse...
.
.
Like a necrophile, you've been added to my murdered negro pile
My writing style is different, that puts me in the top percentile
But your style is generic, and worse you don't stand out..you a simple low profile, a fuckin corrupt data file!


Lol

I'm Confident if I take this fight Outside ... The Mumu go run/ I'll give your girl Something Sweet her Testimony will be so Lovely .. about this Guru's Thrust/ I'm not playing Mind Games .. when I say nobody be Feeling this Nigga, Him Juju no work/....E no be Spiritual say i murder the nigga For here like names of Buju Songs !!/


Now let's get to work!!!

I Side plank Souloho.. Then get him Mesmerized with some Jabs/ Straight Punch to his guts...If he spits we spot reckless lies in his Raps/ outrageous... Audacious Bullocks!!! I spray Spyrethin !! The Cricket Dies in the Labs/ Now I have a DeadBug and it's not an Exercise on the Abs !!!/

The only thing you got is flow... No Punches no metas only shows you're below/ when it comes to text raps.. You need to take your time and learn the Ropes/ after learning.. Still learn more of the Ropes/ Cause men like you who wash women pants... Might use it to hang Bitches Clothes!!/

Still you're weak Though.. But with Sick flow... Unfortunately I've come with Violent Medications/ I'm baging this Scyther Lowkey.. Silent Incarceration/ He tries to Cause a Scene .. I kill a bean. There's the Intent in my Imagination/.....Therefore if he Fücks sh!t up .......must be from Toilet Penetrations!!!/

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Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by JoeWendell: 4:49pm On Jan 24, 2022
absoul:




You must think you savage joe
But you same ol’ average joe
What's with the referencing my abs
You keeping tabs like a new window?
It's no secret your girl charge batteries
On her lil pink dildö
Cos your fake preek got no arteries
So you charged with assault batteries
Cos you a angry, little dickless man, a Tranny yeah we know


Who you calling wack?
Imma give you 50 claps
Mutilate your corpse, spread the word like Evangelist tracks
Dead men tell no tales
So we let the Coroner translate,
If you Bleep with Soul, your soul's gonna be outside Heaven’s gate

You need testosterone shots, cat you getting too sentimental
Always yapping bout my abs but I school you like elemental
Your error prone thoughts gon get you buried like a placenta
You a Hoe...Hold the phone, Joe are you Josephine or Jecincta?


Let soul give you scrolls from Aleister
So you can claim you read devils like a manU fan
Your bars are shiit, dude get your pen up out your keister


Let a surgeon cut your coat to your size


with cheap threads at the seams
HoeWendell is on the gurney at My Theater of Dreams




Lucifer Gave me a Call!!!

He was like wendell

Why you dissing this Burrowing Mammal.....The mole ain't on your Level/....I decided to do Business .. After this I'll be trading his ashes for Charcoal in Pineville/......... Battle is already won.. Strippers dancing on my Pole cursing our Revel/...... His body lying down lifeless..Because I just SOLD Ab's-Soul to the Devil !! /


absoul:

Let a surgeon cut your coat to your size

Offcourse this dolt doesn't know there is a loophole in his slow verse/
I came with an intelligent troop.. They'll swoop low..make his bones crack/
Surgeons cut through Body parts.. Not what this Dupe Troll...Flow spat/
I don't blame him because, Biologically It's Obvious a Hoop or Soul wouldn't know that!!!/

absoul:


HoeWendell is on the gurney at My Theater of Dreams

This Nigga living Fantasies . I'm about to make a Bad Fatherly Jest/.......
Turns this Hallucinations into Nightmares . Cos he ain't face Scrutiny yet/...
I'm Writing death Figures on this Paper he's receiving.. He's Shockingly dense/ and Raggedly Dressed/....My artistry fared/... These bars fly over his Syncope head/ if he tries to Catch it ... It'll be a Reality Check !!!


absoul:


So you charged with assault batteries

Talking about Electricity or crime'll get this dead flop Tortured/ Force a Lithium-Ion down his throat... Before I burn his Censor Adapter / Energy drawn from a Malfunctioning Circuit flowing into this Hedgehogs Bladders/ As soon i shout up Nepa... Too much Power ......will Blow ABS up... like a Bad Desktop Charger !!!!!! /



The Kill!!!!!!!

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Rap Battles / Re: •°• Newbies Rap Battle Tournament 2019 •°• by JoeWendell: 3:18pm On Jan 24, 2022
blessedmarshal:


In



Good... Battlers complete.. Battle fixtures and dates coming up soon cheesy grin

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Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by JoeWendell: 10:04pm On Jan 23, 2022
absoul:



Reply with bars wacko

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Rap Battles / Re: •°• Newbies Rap Battle Tournament 2019 •°• by JoeWendell: 10:29pm On Jan 20, 2022
Last spot.. Still waiting on this

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Rap Battles / Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by JoeWendell: 10:20pm On Jan 20, 2022
100Barz:
Jay is a "Dumb Ass" dropping Stupid Shit, Bitch you obviously a SLOW-POKE,
Going against Barz bitch is like tryna put King-Kong in a CHOKE HOLD.


Your a ticking time Bomb.... Nobody gone diss this elf/ Like a Vampire I'll control and Posses your mindset/ and have you take your own life...Bitch you Bob Birch/ It ain't mathematics when you see Hundred dividing Himself!!/

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Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by JoeWendell: 10:11pm On Jan 20, 2022
absoul:
Nothing changed...
Fadal is still biting with a toothless grin
Afrocentric?
Nah - AfroBasket but a hoop-less dream
I remember when he dissed me, but I let the Time test him
And the judgement?
He a has been, never was the next best thing
See how I rough him up a little with small mic testing
Leo Messi vs Balogun at the New Teslim


Nothing changed...
JoeWendell still run commentaries like Jim Beglin
then finds a recourse when I send a daily mail from the Kremlin
I'm no Vladmir but I put in holes in him like a golf course
If you ever block the flow ama mud you like I'm doing dredging

Nothing changed...
Vermaniace is still the coon in the cocoon
This nigga thinks he a beast, but more like a racoon
The poster boy of self deceit
You ain't King, and if you were, even Mort won't near the feet
You drop one flow per year and no be say the flow self sweet
This is flow for rank ma nigga no go wear camo for street



Nothing changed...
I'm still soulo but infact more Sanctimonous
Could make the devil act religious
I still sodomize your mental health with words so sacrilegious
I still maintain that I am Legend, my will Smith &Wesson focused
I still spray these cats stray bullets, like the fuckin Naija Police
New year but nothing changed, I'm still Soul and I still got it.

Direct shots at me.. You did this shit and it's weak raps/ I smash with fury .. my Sorcery
will Exterminate the dingbat/ No need for guns... I'll use enchantment and magic tricks fast/ Abracadabra and Abs gone missing..... Like Vanishing Six Packs /

Watch me brag as Bag soul. I'm putting abs in a Sack/ It's a shame whenever I peruse this sections and see wackos spitting Raps/ My blades will make Abs-Stain blood.. He dead now..I just Removed Soul from this Plat/

After this I'll track soul like I'm putting abs in a disk.. Then take a Round off/ I brought 10 Clips but I'll leave 7 at the Back of the Bee ..Like Sergi Canos/ I'll put some Lenses on my thumbs.. to Misderect him bout the Viciousness of my Amour/ One Snap of the finger, Soul turns to Dust.....Call Me Thanos!!/

He's Seen enough blows for the day.. I'ma still Cripple this dense dog/ Jabs After Jabs to Abs... Will make his tommy smaller than a Bettle or Bed bug/ This constant punches to his Eyes will make him loose his Sight once he sees me.. Like the Evil in Bird Box

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Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by JoeWendell: 9:44pm On Jan 20, 2022
This Fadal na Bloody he goat � grin grin grin grin cheesy
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by JoeWendell: 2:52pm On Jan 14, 2022
fadal:
I aint wackU WANNA RAP BATTLE ME


With the junk you spitting.. Battle yourself hobo
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by JoeWendell: 9:06pm On Jan 13, 2022
fadal:
What tha f**k is goin on out here?
What tha f**k is niggas doin out here?
Niggas drawn out here
Ya block hot, I put a jawn out there
My block hot ya shit warm out there
So we goin out there
Set up shop and get it on out there
Pop shots and get it on out there
I'm on point like a thorn out here
Come to Togo I'm a don out here



Lol.. Your wackness is unbelievable : grin grin

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