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Rap Battles / Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by JoeWendell: 4:51pm On Aug 22, 2017
Dayvey:


All dem n***as wey dey find trouble/If I descend on una u go see double/to d industry out there/am a rapper that u have to fear/Ha,they tryna disgrace me/u don't know that when I come in,u can't replace me.

Gbule!!

You full of shit/ better watch where you sit/ cause i silivate on retards like you, whenever i start to spit/

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Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by JoeWendell: 4:48pm On Aug 22, 2017
souloho19:


Smh..if I school you now you will deactivate

Yea i want to deactivate
School me boy �
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by JoeWendell: 8:35am On Aug 22, 2017
souloho19:


Damn
The prodigal son..so scared of getting buried he took off...

Sharrap my boy
Want me to start bullying you again right?
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by JoeWendell: 10:38pm On Aug 21, 2017
yawns knock knock whose in? sup peeps am back now ye all can return now
Forum Games / Re: The Comment Without Any 'Like', Wins. (LIKERS' PARADISE) by JoeWendell: 2:41pm On Aug 16, 2017
abeg .make nobody like my post. i wan close this thread!

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Forum Games / Re: The Comment Without Any 'Like', Wins. (LIKERS' PARADISE) by JoeWendell: 3:00pm On Apr 18, 2017
Let me warn you monkeys!!!

You had better not like this post!!!

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Rap Battles / Re: Brutal Clash: Paayne Vs Fluxmind by JoeWendell: 12:56pm On Mar 26, 2017
Dope !! grin

Op come tag voters
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JoeWendell: 9:02am On Mar 19, 2017
fluxmind:


We could still do it this Sunday.


@JoeWendell guy setup thread na, must we rub your back before anything? Na wa undecided

ok

pick a date, lemme set it up

mehn call out.
who wants to get whooped?
10bars next sunday 8pm deadline
whose got balls?
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JoeWendell: 9:51am On Mar 12, 2017
Paayne:

lol, me sef i'm beginning to wonder oo. wetin go happen now?

When?
Sorry guys, i've just been too busy
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JoeWendell: 8:40am On Mar 05, 2017
fluxmind:


Yea no doubt, was gonna mention that. 10 bars is more like it, but JoeWendell sef dey disappear these days tho. I'm preoccupied but I'll finish up my verse in time.

I am here now
Sup
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JoeWendell: 9:53am On Feb 26, 2017
fluxmind:

If you no pass the blunt comot for ere
Boy. You fit blow smoke?
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JoeWendell: 7:49pm On Feb 23, 2017
fluxmind:

You high AF again undecided
Kunu grin
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JoeWendell: 6:27pm On Feb 22, 2017
Panda!
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JoeWendell: 10:36pm On Feb 17, 2017
fluxmind:


Look... bruh, I dunno what your deal is, but I dunno why you're giving me silly, L-O-L olosho type response ...oh wait never mind grin


Dafduq you talking about?
Rap Battles / Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by JoeWendell: 10:30pm On Feb 17, 2017
You a stupid oll d:ck/ rabbit monkey, hyena/donkey. .a freaking coll meat/ brought a thousand clips, and I don't need to peel those quick/ cos nic will be another body the floor, when he feels the judo kicks/
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JoeWendell: 10:25pm On Feb 17, 2017
fluxmind:


Dafuq you been nigguh?

Everywhere
Rap Battles / Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by JoeWendell: 9:01pm On Feb 17, 2017
I paved the way/ opened up path for fools like you, I tried to make you great/ being miserable is all it takes/ for an old cargo like you to eat his head on his own dinner plate/

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Rap Battles / Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by JoeWendell: 4:05pm On Feb 17, 2017
Heyo punks, you spitting trash, am the king of 2lines to diss. I took the crown from the Dj/ I was spontaneously shooting 5naira like cash was coming out my uzi/
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JoeWendell: 2:16pm On Feb 17, 2017
fluxmind:
Ayy JoeWendell setup for souloho19 vs joey150, is going down! grin
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by JoeWendell: 7:53am On Feb 15, 2017
siddoggg:




Rusty af buh set it up...

Hehehe,
I will
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JoeWendell: 8:10pm On Feb 14, 2017
fluxmind:


dude ain't got time to beef you, find your level loser grin cheesy grin cheesy cheesy grin

fool
Rap Battles / Re: •°•Battlemenia :Tag Team Match :F $ K vs True Vikings •°• by JoeWendell: 10:44pm On Feb 13, 2017
fluxmind:


Oh I forgot, you were unconscious, the sheer pleasure knocked you out grin

Unconscious?
pleasure?
knocked out?
Rap Battles / Re: •°•Battlemenia :Tag Team Match :F $ K vs True Vikings •°• by JoeWendell: 10:35pm On Feb 13, 2017
fluxmind:

Ayy Joe, how paku's dick feel huh? undecided cheesy cheesy

d:ck? undecided
Rap Battles / Re: •°•Battlemenia :Tag Team Match :F $ K vs True Vikings •°• by JoeWendell: 9:23pm On Feb 13, 2017
fluxmind:


No be ya fault? Bebeto, go pick Soul (no offense Soul) instead of of me, you know we could run this section... Easily. But nooooo your ego, got in the way. So imma punish you, insolent boy grin grin

sharrap fool!
Rap Battles / Re: •°•Battlemenia :Tag Team Match :F $ K vs True Vikings •°• by JoeWendell: 8:23pm On Feb 13, 2017
Paayne:
Yo! nice brawl folks.. good to know that some of us are still keeping the section alive.
buh i kinda felt flux nd kid's combination more. joe had some nice jabs too, buh soul's verse was jes there, not enough to support joe's punches... so with that said

mvgt --- #Team F nd K,

i'll give a more detailed verd later, buh 4 now..big ups to fluxmind nd kidpaku.

#peace.

soul, you hear am! grin
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by JoeWendell: 7:50pm On Feb 13, 2017
fluxmind:
F & K[b][/b], we showed em how/
we'd hose em down/
Joe & Hoe's clowns, we smashed through Vikings, fucckd up the ho3s in gowns/
Waited for an hr for Soul to get her makeup done/
Only to get Knocked up & knocked out senseless, they still ain't wake up son/
Me & Pak?... F & K, rap splash brothers/
Steph & Klay when we wreck & spray, the Mac blast others/
get real familiar with your La Familia, we smash mothers/
Still cuddle after an orgy, cos we're not trash lovers/
Pak struggled to fit his dick thru her cat flap/
Wendy's mom went trampoline on me when I was hitting her ąss back/
Make their big mama legs separate in separate ways/
Then fire on like they püssy got set ablaze/
Some mothers gon arrange funerals for their Sons in summer/
They were tryna Get Smart, but they more Dumb & Dumber/
Paku got that pump in his pants when he clogging holes & plugging hoęs, his daddy like my Son's a Plumber/
I need more black bags to get rid of trash acts like I been working for LAWMA/
I bring the heat way hotter than Saunas/
We shot em down with no rifles/
Paku wanna be the god & the idol/
Me? fucck it, I just keep doing wtf I do/
Cos ain't no better 2 on 2 than my crew/

F $ K, guess that's short for fish and kangaroo/ both you niggas are wack animals, ama lecture you punks on how true vikings rule/ you wierdo's be talking like you got it/ I emptied my shells on your craniums, pulled out souls dick. .I made you suck it/ guns be running back on you like damn you want it/ spit fire all over F and K, that industry felt the heat. .am sure soul and I burnt it/ it officially means pak and flux dead/ for barking on wrong vets/ that got illness as sickness in bars, no cures, no remedies, none brought yet/ and you think you stand a chance against joe and 19?/ we guned down fluxy and paky, burnt the damn teens/ I took flux by the head, am the landlord to these two tenants/ focused all my mind on mind, I shown the fool am a menace/ I didn't give shit about paku, I let soul take care of kid like a good parent/ they got bodied still, its been 16hours after their decimation/ enternal bleeding from both glads as a result of too much penetration/ soul forked both of them like a love-vendor and his hoes/ they put his rod in their lips and them holes/ he made kid cry/ after ripping his arse in style/ he made flux scream in fear/ its forked what you heard, so he put his d:ck in his ear/
I killed two imbeciles with 5bars how shameful/ sorry 1bar did the trick. .the other bars where wasted/ but in all they hated/ so joe had to show them mongrels he the greatest/ since I ate PM, my stomach been full/ bust shoot!! Lay them idiots down at the morgue with four tools/ a spanner, a shovel, an arrow and a glock/ took the kid out, made him eat chocolate with 2bucks/ he told me flux secrets and told me his verse/ I was like ok, don't stress yourself since all they bringing is wack/ flux wack! Kid wack! Both of you were amazingly wack/ I took my own advise I saved my bars/ giyazz head will be left burning for tryna step to the glad whose got all the ars/
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JoeWendell: 7:22pm On Feb 13, 2017
Look at them, jobless gossips
Giyazz when your are up to my standard
I will start giving you attention
For now
Fork off!!
smiley
Forum Games / Re: Which Of These Pills Will You Pick?(photos) by JoeWendell: 11:19pm On Feb 12, 2017
I will take the red pill and use half of the money to buy two blue pills
Forum Games / Re: Guess The Job Of The Person Above You (part 2) by JoeWendell: 11:08pm On Feb 12, 2017
Ritualist/ evil spiritualist!
Forum Games / Re: The Comment Without Any 'Like', Wins. (LIKERS' PARADISE) by JoeWendell: 11:05pm On Feb 12, 2017
The guy above me


You fit vex, if you wan vex


Na me like your post

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Forum Games / Re: Write A Sad Story With Only """three Words"" by JoeWendell: 11:03pm On Feb 12, 2017
She died after
Forum Games / Re: The Comment With No Comment Below It Wins by JoeWendell: 11:01pm On Feb 12, 2017
Any idiot that types after me will suffer from appendicitis




If na man, his d:ck will turn to boiled spaghetti




If na woman she will suffer 29 miscarriage!



I don stamp/sign/record am
Gbam!!!!!!!!!!!!

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