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Rap BattlesRe: •°• Kay9ine Vs Iantempo ™ Newbies Rap Battles Tournament 2022 FINALS •°• by JoeWendell(op): 8:17pm On Feb 13, 2022
IanTempo:
démolition de Kay9ine

intro:

joewendell had motives fixing this brawl on feb thirteenth, sunday
i'm a gun guy so
i'll let the clips caress him brutally, as soon as i let the thick pre-intimacy .
watch me put these heavy metals around kay9ines neck like a big dog chain

verse :

• fuucck!! why did you just step into hades Lair

my blades mad Stylish, they got a crazy flair

they'll off your skin. . . like snakes are changing here

. . .because your flesh don't matter to this archeologist's raging flare

i came to cut your bone straight like I'm slicing ladies hair


• i'm strong in the game. . . . . i stagger not

i hang the foe up the wall like a kitchen utensil or my grandma's pot

my brutish aggression will reach his kids . . . . i'll dagger all

leaving his heirs on the floor like he's in a barbers shop!


• canine is an animal. . . . and I'm ruthlessly incisive

he steal lyrics and raps the bitch has a criminal mindset

my fist will kiss his jaws. . . .my bars also caress his side cheeks

one punch will remove his teeth. . . . if he tries to bite me!


• fact is we all know this bitch is loosing here

this faggit ain't used to hoes, so he pussy scared

. . he prefers having balls between his legs like players getting nutmegs in footy wears

you always find him on top a diick like the pubic hair!!


• this thread was created to get him strangled here

i put his heart in a box like a stag in square

he's lost hope . . .getting suicidal in this atmosphere

i step in and tell him don't give up ,
encouraging the faggit nerd

by giving him a ROPE . . . . so he can hang in there!!!
(Hanging deer) (hart)


• wherever this puppy creep to , i'll leave him with a bleeding, torn knee

then put a block chain on his neck. . . . .
the rare cord keep him from doing something

i taught this animal trade like tutoring courses

the dog then went and bitcoins but he was just chewing money!!!
Rap BattlesRe: •°• Kay9ine Vs Iantempo ™ Newbies Rap Battles Tournament 2022 FINALS •°• by JoeWendell(op): 8:07pm On Feb 13, 2022
Kay9ine??
Rap BattlesRe: •°• Kay9ine Vs Iantempo ™ Newbies Rap Battles Tournament 2022 FINALS •°• by JoeWendell(op): 8:06pm On Feb 13, 2022
IanTempo:
I'm posting in 5 munites

Post after I do.

Cc; Joewendell, 5 munites
Okay
Rap BattlesRe: •°• Kay9ine Vs Iantempo ™ Newbies Rap Battles Tournament 2022 FINALS •°• by JoeWendell(op): 7:55pm On Feb 13, 2022
it's almost deadline, anybody wey no meet deadline, Automatic DQ.

I no dey talk too much grin grin
Rap BattlesRe: •°• Kay9ine Vs Iantempo ™ Newbies Rap Battles Tournament 2022 FINALS •°• by JoeWendell(op):
Ladies and Gentlemen this is the moment you've all been waiting for

The Newbies Rap Battles Tournament
Featuring KAY9INE and IANTEMPO both have showed they're strong contenders for the Crown, king of the Newbies grin after they both came out unscratched from their last two battles to get to the FINALS
With not much to say here is what these gents are capable of

Kay9ine :
against Deepwaters007

× i'm always battle ready like I'm in the Marines forever/you are here with Nothing sweet like Caffeine resellers/__________My Tactics are clever/_________ brought big Knives sharpened to sever/ This bandit, whenever/_____ I spot him
My BLADES will ROTATE in Deep waters like Submarine propellers!!/


Against Omminnent


No guns because i ain't got time to crack and shoot/
I'm a sleek ROOFER with all the nice kind and type of tools/
Heading to the TOP of this bitch to smack and pull/
Till i open HOMES up like I detached a ROOF!!!!!!/

IanTempo :

against Deepwaters007


on this bout, i'll walk on water like jesus. . i'm not a sinner seeking light

some niggas called and said they wanted me to murder you. . .I gave them niggas a beef eating price

i'm like a 'chef' hired to kill. . .so i'll drop the trigger and use a kitchen knife

i quit my day job. . because in deep waters. i now found a bigger 'fish to fry!'
(befitting)


this bible punch is worth a thunderous laugh

i invaded his home just to slaughter the dwarf

i pinned a large beyblade in the deep.
then slice an ocean in half

call me moses because of the way i split water apart!!


There you go, the stage is set

Me I don Waka grin grin grin grin
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by JoeWendell: 4:40pm On Feb 13, 2022
feel like killing soul for grin
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by JoeWendell: 4:38pm On Feb 13, 2022
who should I call out
Rap BattlesRe: •°• Newbies Tourney 2022 Battle Fixtures Updates And More •°• by JoeWendell(op):
JoeWendell:
Final Fixture


Kay9ine vs IanTempo - 13 February 2022

Your thread will be ready soon grin
Your thread has been created and there are a few changes in rules since this is finals you're both expected to script 6 Bars each and the deadline is 8pm

CC:

Kay9ine
IanTempo

https://www.nairaland.com/6981078/kay9ine-vs-iantempo-tm-newbies
Rap Battles•°• Kay9ine Vs Iantempo ™ Newbies Rap Battles Tournament 2022 FINALS •°• by JoeWendell(op):
Nairaland Newbies Rap Battles Tournament 2022 FINALS






Voting Criteria :

• Opener - 1 point

• Rhymes - 2 points

• Similes/ Metaphors - 2 points

• Punchlines - 3 points

• Personals - 2 points

• Flow - 1 point

• Wordplays - 2 points

• Closer - 1 point


Rules

6 Bars and 65 Words per Bar to avoid too much stretching

• 3 votes or MORE ( Can still work another way in a 2 votes to 1 situation.. the Battler with MORE votes gets the win) to a single Battler gives him the win.

• Deadline is 8pm, 13 February 2022.

• Verses should be posted by both
battlers on or not later than
deadline date.

• No biting, swaying, stretching,
feeding or recycling.

• No complaining about votes.

• A no show attracts a ban.

• No unnecessary comments

• No smearing comments about any
bar OR biting accusations without
proof.

• Whatever you feel is wrong with a
bar or verse - please put it in your
vote. Vote and state what you found
wrong.

• If there's anything you need to say
in defence of your verse please save
them for after voting's over.

• NO argument with established vets
OR voters.

• Battlers should not interject
between votes and voters should
just vote and leave it like that.

Note : Last Battler to check in....Post first!!!
Rap BattlesRe: •°• Newbies Tourney 2022 Battle Fixtures Updates And More •°• by JoeWendell(op): 3:16pm On Feb 10, 2022
Final Fixture


Kay9ine vs IanTempo - 13 February 2022

Your thread will be ready soon grin
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by JoeWendell: 11:55pm On Feb 09, 2022
Deepwaters007:
You bottled who?
Nigga you one by slightest of margins don't let that shit get to your head again.
don't you mean he won? grin grin
Rap BattlesRe: •°• Newbies Tourney 2022 Battle Fixtures Updates And More •°• by JoeWendell(op): 11:38am On Feb 09, 2022
We have our finals


Kay9ine Vs IanTempo

Date will be updated soon

Kudos to both shooters for reaching the finals
Rap BattlesRe: •°• Kay9ine Vs Deepwaters007 ™ NRBT 2022 Semi Finals •°• by JoeWendell(op): 10:44pm On Feb 08, 2022
Battle Closed!!!!!!!

Kay9ine advances to the next round
Rap BattlesRe: •°• Kay9ine Vs Deepwaters007 ™ NRBT 2022 Semi Finals •°• by JoeWendell(op): 3:56pm On Feb 08, 2022
Paayne

Souloho 19

Absoul

Dj5naira

votes are needed here, need to round this up.
Rap BattlesRe: •°• Technicalrex Vs Iantempo ™ NRBT 2022 Semi Finals •°• by JoeWendell(op): 3:54pm On Feb 08, 2022
Thanks for the votes guys

Battle Closed!!!!!!!!!!!

IanTempo advances to the Next Round (FINALS)
Rap BattlesRe: •°• Kay9ine Vs Deepwaters007 ™ NRBT 2022 Semi Finals •°• by JoeWendell(op): 11:42am On Feb 08, 2022
JoeWendell:
Open for Votes :

Cc


Mrkang
Paayne - chief judge
ZachHugo
Absoul
Fluxmind
Whiz10
Hydrog3n
NastyNic
Souloho19
KidPaku
Rap BattlesRe: •°• Kay9ine Vs Deepwaters007 ™ NRBT 2022 Semi Finals •°• by JoeWendell(op): 10:25pm On Feb 07, 2022
Semi Finals

Kay9ine Vs Deepwaters007





Voting Criteria :

• Opener - 1 point - Kay9ine , Nice

• Rhymes - 2 points - Tie , both batllers improved.

• Similes/ Metaphors - 2 points - Tie , Not too many references

• Punchlines - 3 points - Tie . Both did good

• Personals - 2 points - Tie . Both did good too

• Flow - 1 point - Tie , Nice pattern you guys

• Wordplays - 2 points - Deepwaters007

• Closer - 1 point - Kay9ine , nice bar

Kay9ine - 2 vs Deepwaters007 - 2

Close Battle but based on enjoyability

• MVGT - Kay9ine!!!!

I had to read and read and read to pick a winner
Nice battle dawgs cheesy
Rap BattlesRe: •°• Technicalrex Vs Iantempo ™ NRBT 2022 Semi Finals •°• by JoeWendell(op):
Semi Finals

TechnicalRex vs IanTempo





Voting Criteria :

• Opener - 1 point Iantempo Nice bar! Although the wordplay is stale

• Rhymes - 2 points Iantempo

• Similes/ Metaphors - 2 points Iantempo grin

• Punchlines - 3 points Iantempo . not really really good

• Personals - 2 points Iantempo

• Flow - 1 point Iantempo

• Wordplays - 2 points TechnicalRex , just because Iantempo didn't have any apart from Warships/Worships which is a bit stale not because Rex did extremely good which he didn't because I think his wordies were forced

• Closer - 1 point Iantempo nice bar!

Iantempo - 12 vs T-Rex 2

Therefore

• MVGT - Iantempo

Iantempo this verse wasn't really dope. Your verse against deep was better but your opponent was just spitting that's what saved you. Take note.
Rap BattlesRe: •°• Technicalrex Vs Iantempo ™ NRBT 2022 Semi Finals •°• by JoeWendell(op): 9:27pm On Feb 07, 2022
Reading and reading again will drop my verdicts soon
Rap BattlesRe: •°• Kay9ine Vs Deepwaters007 ™ NRBT 2022 Semi Finals •°• by JoeWendell(op): 9:21pm On Feb 07, 2022
I'll drop my verdict soon, taking my time to read both verses properly but Iike what I'm seeing although you can do better but I like what I'm seeing. grin
Rap BattlesRe: •°• Technicalrex Vs Iantempo ™ NRBT 2022 Semi Finals •°• by JoeWendell(op): 9:05pm On Feb 07, 2022
Open for Votes :

Cc


Mrkang
Paayne - chief judge
ZachHugo
Absoul
Fluxmind
Whiz10
Hydrog3n
NastyNic
Souloho19
KidPaku
Redjohn2
Mikuz
Ibime
Emaprince
Jigsawkillah
Limerick
007Bruce
Teddybiyasi
Krone
Elymaxiimus
Guykhena
Iceskidd
Dklef
Testerfuze
Gottoboy
Obesemf
Lyricist
Funlordjnr
Devilmaycry
Dj5Naira - Chief judge
Joewendell - Chief Judge
Jangbajantis
Sarsaproko
Rap BattlesRe: •°• Technicalrex Vs Iantempo ™ NRBT 2022 Semi Finals •°• by JoeWendell(op): 9:04pm On Feb 07, 2022
IanTempo:
Intro: No time to script so I'm gonna murder him with a frees!!!


i'm here on a heavenly mission like a retriever from God

to take his children to heaven but I'm sinister of course

yesterday was sunday . . i may have murdered this criminal with slugs

the rounds from my warships lifted his soul up like a believer in church!!



you were warned you didn't listen. .you wanted this beef right?

now you're eating it. . hope you mixed it with stew and rice

had I known won't be your case. .because your death will come as double trouble to weak minds

my blades will split your brain in two . . When you get to hell you can think twice






you got lucky to be here. . There's no spiritual meaning of course

blessed would've cooked you. . That's a physical cooking for sure

but you pussy scared

you tip toed your way outta her grasp. .like a Typical rookie for fück


you dodged Marshall faster than Criminals running away from cops!!


i know your heart broke during the earth quake blast

you should watch what you eat. .or suffer tooth ache fast

or maybe have a running tommy. .like taking ya belly to the race tracks

if you feel butterflies in your stomach it's because you ate Caterpillars for breakfast!



my shooting gears got doppelganger vibes that bled niggas

how do you expect a bell noise from a scene where I held triggers?

shits fascinating how he looks like a pussy and also a shell eater

cos this cat swallowed clips from my twin guns till he became a dead ringer!!!
Rap BattlesRe: •°• Technicalrex Vs Iantempo ™ NRBT 2022 Semi Finals •°• by JoeWendell(op): 9:04pm On Feb 07, 2022
TechnicalRex:
This time I'm switching it!!

You might think it's impossible but I'm pulling the hat out of a bird// sleek wicked Rhyming, try to nab it and you're dead// my punches got feather weight that's why they go over your head//you can swallow your pride and allow it to digest//

My missiles go wherever I'm sending em//Clips go round the monkey like I put curves in em// We know he spits gibberish. And his lyrics 'all bum'. Like they got shitty tracks in em//After this battle, he'll need a Recovery like Eminem//
(Album)

In this field I'm a known vet// But this bitch is a clone cex// I'm out to expose the brainless maggit, this his part of the process// I'm so vexed//because rappers are intelligent but this slow vet//made me contact Beyonce because even she wouldn't Know less// (Knowles)

You think this is funny but I'm lost for words// how it was easy to kill with with jokes and lots of puns// hand you swallow those bombs to bomb// hit the detonator while he watching Comedy central, watch him Bust a gut//

The Race is won, my speed rate is really extra// he's panting for breath. I don't care I'm wicked and clever// my bars kept the criminal for human beings, no pressure// i pause, and he still won't catch up.. using features from DStv explorer//
Rap BattlesRe: •°• Technicalrex Vs Iantempo ™ NRBT 2022 Semi Finals •°• by JoeWendell(op): 9:03pm On Feb 07, 2022
Thanks for showing up. No comments please I'll tage judges in a minute
Rap BattlesRe: •°• Technicalrex Vs Iantempo ™ NRBT 2022 Semi Finals •°• by JoeWendell(op): 8:58pm On Feb 07, 2022
IanTempo:
Arranging my verse please gimme a second or two
What's the delay.
Rap BattlesRe: •°• Kay9ine Vs Deepwaters007 ™ NRBT 2022 Semi Finals •°• by JoeWendell(op): 8:48pm On Feb 07, 2022
Open for Votes :

Cc


Mrkang
Paayne - chief judge
ZachHugo
Absoul
Fluxmind
Whiz10
Hydrog3n
NastyNic
Souloho19
KidPaku
Redjohn2
Mikuz
Ibime
Emaprince
Jigsawkillah
Limerick
007Bruce
Teddybiyasi
Krone
Elymaxiimus
Guykhena
Iceskidd
Dklef
Testerfuze
Gottoboy
Obesemf
Lyricist
Funlordjnr
Devilmaycry
Dj5Naira - Chief judge
Joewendell - Chief Judge
Jangbajantis
Sarsaproko
Rap BattlesRe: •°• Technicalrex Vs Iantempo ™ NRBT 2022 Semi Finals •°• by JoeWendell(op): 8:44pm On Feb 07, 2022
TechnicalRex??
Rap BattlesRe: •°• Kay9ine Vs Deepwaters007 ™ NRBT 2022 Semi Finals •°• by JoeWendell(op): 8:43pm On Feb 07, 2022
No comments. I'll tag judges in a bit
Rap BattlesRe: •°• Kay9ine Vs Deepwaters007 ™ NRBT 2022 Semi Finals •°• by JoeWendell(op): 8:38pm On Feb 07, 2022
Kay9ine:
ILLy SCripTEd BaRz fOR DeEpWaTErS007

× I brought the P.J mask to give him Amulets Rampage/ NOT something he's used to _____ I'm here to cause a different damage/ Steady attacks to his EYES _____ Mess his SIGHT with different Light Rays / when I'm done, I'll leave him seeing RED _____ Silhouette Challenge!!! /


× After I Burned homes down, I escaped through the Sewers/ floating down H20 ____ I dropped his body in a River/ that's where I met my next foe ______I quickly pulled out my Revolvers / I let my Arms Swing at deep waters like ocean swimmers!!/


× i'm always battle ready like I'm in the Marines forever/you are here with Nothing sweet like Caffeine resellers/__________My Tactics are clever/_________ brought big Knives sharpened to sever/ This bandit, whenever/_____ I spot him
My BLADES will ROTATE in Deep waters like Submarine propellers!! [/I] /

× I know you don't got lyrics/ and your flows lack Rythms/___I'll blast you from behind for spiting some old ass gimmicks/_____in deep there shall be a sober victim/___ Cos I left 3 ROUNDS at his back, like Iphone PRO MAX Series!!/


× Still spitting with Wicked intent/ brought in an axe and some knives as well/ to peel his flesh after flesh till it's really condemned/______after this he'll be needing [i] No other body
like Wizkid and Tems!! /
Rap BattlesRe: •°• Kay9ine Vs Deepwaters007 ™ NRBT 2022 Semi Finals •°• by JoeWendell(op): 8:38pm On Feb 07, 2022
Deepwaters007:
Kay9ines Mutilation


Last time out you lit homes up like a Chandelier| But this time you'll get Bossed around without proper care|You could try to fight back if you was a Musketeer|Regardless, I'm pulling the Strings of this Puppeteer | (Puppet here)

In his last bout homes caged him like a house puppy in it's early days| now the dogs all grown up, Stepping up to a nigga with a deadly rage| How do you stand a chance against me when your punches are already lame| you won omms and you let that shit get to your head till you had a smelly brain!! |

Your last verse was filled with threats no fire| coupled of recycled Mets, fact is Canine is a dog with small teeth. The pets a biter|. you paid a couple of judges to vote for you well it's time for the vets to retire| the only reason they left homes for you is because their rents expired!!|


I'm the trending topic, you can check my net views| nobody talks about the dog, He ain't even worth some texts too|
A broke dog with a fake gun who ain't go the Scents too| if this ABA made 9 spray It's just aboki perfumes |


He'll stand a chance if this was dogs sport| But since it ain't, you can pick his corpse at the bus stop| I'm out to kill a dog ready to take a Mugshot| But reality intervened when I heard he Got shot| KAY died from his own 9. . Death by Gunshot!!|


#FREEWIN
Rap BattlesRe: •°• Kay9ine Vs Deepwaters007 ™ NRBT 2022 Semi Finals •°• by JoeWendell(op): 8:31pm On Feb 07, 2022
• Verses should be posted by both
battlers on or not later than
deadline date.


If you're both ready you can post now. What deadline are you waiting for?
Rap BattlesRe: •°• Technicalrex Vs Iantempo ™ NRBT 2022 Semi Finals •°• by JoeWendell(op): 8:07pm On Feb 07, 2022
Watching and waiting

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