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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by JoeWendell: 10:32am On Sep 06, 2019
Threebear:
Even though that Ike's poem was horrendous ...I really hope Enigma wins.

mumu

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by JoeWendell: 6:10pm On Aug 19, 2019
Munzy14:

cheesy
we don't do group, we shoot from our comfort zone...

na recharge card swindlers deh do group... for annual hustle... lol

Just support him for fun... And vote as much as u can....

i taught as much





i just wanted us to come together

ike has a lot of fans but we end up shooting our own foot because we don't plan and strategize

with the good number of people supporting ike both home and abroad my nigga shouldn't be scoring 15%

like seriously!!!!!

mehn i don't fancy the group chat thing too

but we all need ta buckle up

ill keep shooting from here

probably shoot a lot harder next time

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by JoeWendell: 6:00pm On Aug 19, 2019
ikegang on here

please are you guys on any whatsapp group

how many group do we have?

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by JoeWendell: 5:35pm On Aug 15, 2019
Mike4TheMoney:
Few days ago;

Safarigirl nd other Ike fans : Ike is more popular than mike,Tasha and mercy ...yeah he needs to be up for eviction so that we can show he’s the strongest! He’ll top the poll!!

Ike finally up

Ike fans: we didn’t say he’ll top Tasha but he’ll surely be in top two


On sunday

Top 1-3 : No Ike


Ike fans;


yen yen yen
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by JoeWendell: 5:31pm On Aug 15, 2019
Giel:

Is that so?
Same thing Tacha said and she was hated for it and called arrogant, proud e.t.c. At least tacha stopped at herself alone. She doesn't know if anyone else will stay till day 99
Messy added Ike to it. She knows that she and Ike will stay till day 99 and leave as power couple. Extreme arrogance.
Real toilet power couple.


yen yen yen

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by JoeWendell: 6:04pm On Aug 14, 2019
Ikegang and all Ike supporters We have served and we will continue to serve

Keep pumping those votes!!!!!!!!!!

Ike is topping those polls on Sunday but unfortunately we won’t see the results because Ike is up for eviction

I never expected this much support for Ike though

Even without celebrity helping my boy we are still doing good

As for me I can’t even count the number of votes me and my niggas have dropped for our guy!!!

Continue voting Ike......

We won’t rest until we go broke.....And we can never go broke

Hustle ohhh make you no go dey beg money to vote your favorite o grin grin

Threebear Hustle ooo grin grin grin

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by JoeWendell: 6:31pm On Aug 11, 2019
ike for the 60million

this year we will support our own

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by JoeWendell: 5:37pm On Jul 26, 2019
Threebear:

grin
You do know we're several months behind April 1st cheesy

Are you making a joke or are you really serious?



Sunday is fast approaching!!

Don’t say I didn’t tell you
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by JoeWendell: 11:51pm On Jul 25, 2019
Prettypinkyy:
grin grin noo
I know say she go survive without ur vote but IKE can't
IKE needs the vote more than her
She might even top the chart cos she get plenty celebrity wey dey support her grin

It is not by celebrity

If you know you know....Ike will top the charts

Do well to remember this comment

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Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by JoeWendell: 12:37am On Jul 25, 2019
cheesy
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by JoeWendell: 8:13pm On Jul 22, 2019
[quote author=DrakeBlend post=80530555][/quote]



We sail together!!!!

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by JoeWendell: 6:30pm On Jul 20, 2019
These Lûnatics that are seriously trying to make Ike loose supporters
You are very very stupid and useless
These foôls here saying all these rubish because Ike was busted with drugs in his possession

If we do a thorough check on them now......what you will find out about them would make you throw up

That one there saying rubbish about her boyfriend that was seriously doing drugs

If you are sensible and reasonable.....why did you date a drug addict in the first place
Madam stop talking trash you and the drug addict there is no difference
Who knows if you both get high together just to manifest your utmost stupidity

People that love Ike............ I know you saw something in him that made you like him
Don’t allow these misleading vagabonds to mislead you!

Everybody has a past that they regret ..

Ike’s words to Ella last week:: I have a past that I regret and I want to reshapen my future......I’d like to start up something new and I am tired of this bad boy shît.
He also told her that all his tattoos have diverse meanings and he feels his past his hunting him

Ike came to the show to win for his momma and he ain’t even playing a pity card

All these clowns tryna to downplay Ike’s effort with all these nonsense will die before they succeed!!!!!!!!!!


If you come here to spew thrash about Ike’s past again and you also have skeletons in your closet instant death shall be your portion!!!!

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by JoeWendell: 12:55am On Jul 11, 2019
osuntuyi20:
kim should just leave Ike n Mercy alone nah....and Thelma too...make she commot HOH room i want to see something

Mercy is on her period
Do you want Ike to Fûck a period pûssy??
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by JoeWendell: 9:47pm On Jul 10, 2019
Agbgift:

Which street he wan sell?
That guy na pure ajebo. The way he looks at the actions being carried out by some housemates, they usually look weird to him. He takes some time before he fits into it.

Like you know shit!!!
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by JoeWendell: 9:26pm On Jul 10, 2019
Threebear:
Ike's fans remind me of Arsenal fans .

The truth is standing before you as naked as day and you're adding layers and fibers to it ...just to give it a depth to weave your delusions to fantasies. grin

Ike is one of the simplest personalities in the house .

With him what you see is what you get .

He's not as street as he's made himself believe .

He's not as smart either.

He's not a bad person ; he's not a good person .

He's just like most of us - subjectively nice .

I know the influx of the buttercup housemates have y'all reaching for that tough nut .

A guy man with an American slang and Naija swag but IKe ain't it.

The more you keep making mountains out of his molehills ...in a desperate attempt to add some spice into what is clearly a very bland and cliche personality ...the more you set yourselves up to be disappointed .

Accept him for what he is :

A mildly attractive boy with huge sex appeal.

A fake gangsta with a deluded sense of entitlement .

An averagely intelligent man who for some reason thinks he's on the genuis level . grin

A self destructor who will keep doing shit that will give his PR team a lot to fix and could likely get disqualified .

A very strong contender in the game , who will keep jeopardizing his popularity .

A very determined but unambitious boy ... people like him only compete because they want to get that winning rush , not necessarily because they aim to capitalize on it to elevate themselves.

My suggestions :

Adopt the Threebear approach - ignore all his flaws .

Stop expecting much from him and enjoy the times you'll get something to hype- you will because he's interesting .

Stop over analysing his moves ....Ike is not the master planner that you people are desperately seeking .
Anyone can steal some coins , even kids at Iyana kpaja can successful pick a pocket. grin

And last but certainly not the least - take his utterances literally (there are no double entendre there ) like I said before , with Ike , what you see is what you get . grin grin grin

If you knew anything about the street yo wouldn’t talk this crap
Ike is a smart thug
And these are people you can never predict and trust
But they get any job they set out to do done
That’s why the gee got my support
The more you underestimate them
The more you shoot yourself in the leg
Ike is far intelligent than you are that’s why you don’t understand him
He talks a lot and at the same time making you think you are smart and always give you reasons to think you have the upper hand against them and then they’ll finish you off

If you don’t know guys like him, stay tuned and continue watching the show


Then you will understand grin

I don’t blame you though
I really don’t grin

He will continue to confuse you grin grin

You can never predict Sosolisos

Ikeman is a Sosoliso!!!!!!

Real OG

Hats off bro!!

Tasha is fûcked. . . .Ike has picked is target

Eliminate the self proclaimed strongest housemate

Walai the Gee too smart grin

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by JoeWendell: 8:18pm On Jul 10, 2019
The OG Ike is too good for the show though
I still can’t see why people haven’t understood this Nîgga
Clearly biggie does
Exposing of biggie’s secrets won’t give you strikes
Rather you’ll loose coins for it
Biggie stated it on Sunday

He clearly wants something from Tasha and we know our guy Ike
He is willing to hurt himself to Fûck with you!!!!

Lmao right now
This gee is just brainwashing this bae anyhow
And she be loosing her mind grin

Ikeman!!!!!! Is a Beast!!!!!

Before you know Tasha Fans go hate her

Ike dey play very badt game though

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by JoeWendell: 1:34pm On Jul 10, 2019
I’m disappointed Ike didn’t pair with mercy though
She is a strong competitor

But I see his reasons anyway
Perhaps he did it because mercy is always joking around and games like this require seriousness and concentration

Ike is just simply using his head to think at this moment and not his dîck!!

This thing pain mercy sha

Ikeman!!!!!!

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by JoeWendell: 8:25pm On Jul 09, 2019
Why didn’t big brother call Ike after Frodd dropped his Vito power badge
I trust my OG Ike
Two seconds he for move that badge

Biggie you Fûck up sha

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by JoeWendell: 5:24pm On Jul 09, 2019
Estellie:
So wait wait, Ike saw 120 coins, stole 100 and left 20 for Omoshola and everyone is singing praises?

You guys can't see that this guy is heartless? what if Omoahola was evicted tonight?. Damn! It's just plain stupid to steal when you can actually borrow from Kim or anyone.

The fact that he almost put Omoshola on the line of eviction is what's pissing me off. Last night, he said Omoshola promised him some coins so why steal from someone who promised to give you coins, you didn't take 20 you had to take a whole 100.
He thinks he's smart but I see him kissing the door with his smartness soon.

He’s not heartless
He had no other choice
He had limited time and besides nobody asked omashola who is a Nîgga to be so careless
Wtf was he thinking
That only shows he’s all gra gra and no brains
You cannot steal coins from Ike

The guy is too smart and he is the definition of a real thug !
Omashola needs to buckle up and realize that this is a game and he is not on holiday
I like the guy though but to win this show you just need to be smart when brains are needed
And not consistently choose to be the house clown

Ikeman!!!!!

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by JoeWendell: 5:02pm On Jul 09, 2019
thatigboman:
nelson no send dem o. D guy is looking for who to sleep with.

Dafuq?

I thought Nelson has a pûssy
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by JoeWendell: 4:51pm On Jul 09, 2019
iamJ:
she should aim for his balls


ode doesnt need them

Dafuq?

He does need them
Khaffi is not his type of bîtch
She’ll end up in friend zone

American prostîtute is what she is and not a police officer
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by JoeWendell: 4:47pm On Jul 09, 2019
iamJ:
she might stab him lipsrsealed


She would do worse
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by JoeWendell: 4:41pm On Jul 09, 2019
Khafi should probably be chased out of the house
Just saying though

That girl is crazy

Y’all would soon find out

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by JoeWendell: 4:38pm On Jul 09, 2019
Ike My man getting his vibes smoking his bass
Nothing like a good smoke my man

Stay real No faking

100% Guyman!

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by JoeWendell: 4:32pm On Jul 09, 2019
It’s obvious Ella likes Ike and so does mercy, both ladies like Him and they’re beginning to get upset whenever he is with other ladies

Ike na 100% guyman
These ladies should chill and do it just for fun
And stop getting too emotional. . . . . . . Ella is obviously the problem though. . Ike is considering not hurting her feelings while getting with mercy
I’m sure he can’t wait for Ella to get evicted
She bothers the Nîgga way too much

Some ladies are unreasonable sha
Love don blind their eyes

Ikeman Very very Badt guy!!!

Too much drip!

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by JoeWendell: 1:21pm On Jul 09, 2019
samplanner:
Another 100 votes for Sir Dee....guys keep it up. If u are not okay with this go and kill yourself.


Lol

Just wasted your money dawg!

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by JoeWendell: 12:41pm On Jul 09, 2019
So after all my warnings
Some people are still busy voting that idîot sir dee

I pray say make una vote counts o

But trust me People all those money you spent, was wasted
Sir dee leaves this Sunday
That’s a certainty

After Sunday you can ask how I knew he would go

Don’t ask me now grin

Stubborn Nigerian citizens like waste money sha

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by JoeWendell: 9:25pm On Jul 08, 2019
Rossycee:
I think Jackye has a good heart. She thanks biggie for not disqualifying Ike.

So it would seem grin

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by JoeWendell: 8:40pm On Jul 08, 2019
Lauryn41:


Am I big brother or do I work with DSTV

Am I mike or Jeff

Or you just want to tell me that you are using DSTV

Support your favorite or forever remain silent


Dafuq??

You are truly însane

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by JoeWendell: 8:35pm On Jul 08, 2019
safarigirl:

undecided undecided

Guy, when person drink tramadol, na sleep suppose follow, no be to come online dey yarn dust.

Lol

You be really stupîd girl! grin

Do I look like your jobless tramadol addict you call a boyfriend

Better deck one side

I don tell you

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by JoeWendell: 8:32pm On Jul 08, 2019
Lauryn41:


Is mike not also nice

He wanted to give away all his coins to Shola to stop the fight

If you don't like jeff for being nice then don't like mike as well

They're both the nicest guys in the house


Wrong strategy!!

I ain’t subscribing my DSTV monthly to watch nice and boring
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by JoeWendell: 8:28pm On Jul 08, 2019
Still wondering how that fake Nîgga mike ain’t up for eviction
I understand why Ike didn’t nominate him though
But the rest
I guess they haven’t seen the snake for who he his

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