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Rap Battles / Re: •°• Deepwaters007 Vs Iantempo ™ Newbies Rap Battles Tournament 2022 •°• by JoeWendell: 10:06pm On Jan 29, 2022
Favorite lines from Deepwaters007

Still on the Weapons of Warfare. I've got a lotta toys/ Standing Twice as Tall /..I'm quick to unstrap my shooting irons like a swift Cowboy/ Came with 60 Clips/ to have him killed/.. and Take his Mama's Joy/ Soon as I spot Ian.. I'll release 23 like Burna Boy!! - Sleek as fúck cheesy cheesy



I've got sick lines hope you get the memo/ sick Rythm . Deep lyrics . Y'all feeling the Allegro ) ...at this Pace ..I pull a few Strings mess the set up in his ADAGIO/ cos as soon as I learned the Ropes . I used it to stretch Ian out of Tempo!! - Deepwaters007 na mad man grin grin


Favorite lines from IanTempo

on this bout, i'll walk on water like jesus. . i'm not a sinner seeking light

some niggas called and said they wanted me to murder you. . .I gave them niggas a beef eating price

i'm like a 'chef' hired to kill. . .so i'll drop the trigger and use a kitchen knife

i quit my day job. . because in deep waters. i now found a bigger 'fish to fry!'
(befitting) - Sleek grin


Since he's water. . . i've brought a fishgig

i'll dip it in the head of the weakling

my knives are sharp enough to Slice through water and Kill him

I'll name my blades gold gold miners because of the way they dig deep!! - Lol


nigga i heard you got a temper but are you a swordfish or a midget?

your raps are aggressive . . . never impressive. . . a weak shit to my sick verse

you display anger . . . i'll direct the heat from my torpedos to finish the weak queer

term his death as suicide. . . cos once water reaches boiling point. . .he'll vanish into thin air!!! - Direct
Rap Battles / Re: •°• Deepwaters007 Vs Iantempo ™ Newbies Rap Battles Tournament 2022 •°• by JoeWendell: 9:47pm On Jan 29, 2022
ZachHugo:
Nice battle........ Joe nice work with tourney.. but putting this two up against each other so early feels wrong.


True true grin
Rap Battles / Re: •°• Deepwaters007 Vs Iantempo ™ Newbies Rap Battles Tournament 2022 •°• by JoeWendell: 9:47pm On Jan 29, 2022
• Opener - 1 point - Tie . . . Both openers are nice with a nice wordplay

• Rhymes - 2 points - Deepwaters007

• Similes/ Metaphors - 2 points Deepwaters007

• Punchlines - 3 points - IanTempo grin

• Personals - 2 points - Yinmu

• Flow - 1 point - IanTempo

• Wordplays - 2 points Tie . . Both had one wordplay each

• Closer - 1 point - IanTempo . . . direct shot to deep.

Deepwaters007 4 vs IanTempo 5

MVGT - IanTempo

Nice battle lads.

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Rap Battles / Re: •°• Deepwaters007 Vs Iantempo ™ Newbies Rap Battles Tournament 2022 •°• by JoeWendell: 9:25pm On Jan 29, 2022
Okay both of y'all have nice verses. . I'll drop my verdict after reading again. need to be sure. Although I wasn't expecting this brawl to be lit. you guys did good grin
Rap Battles / Re: •°• Blessedmarshal Vs Technicalrex ™ Newbies Rap Battles Tournament 2022 K.O •°• by JoeWendell: 9:06pm On Jan 29, 2022
Battle Closed!!!!!!!!!!!

TechnicalRex advances to the next round via no show

Rules are Rules.
Rap Battles / Re: •°• Deepwaters007 Vs Iantempo ™ Newbies Rap Battles Tournament 2022 •°• by JoeWendell: 9:01pm On Jan 29, 2022
Deepwaters007:
Ian grin

Oga no comments. . Only judges and peeps who are not involve in the battle can comment. Na beg I dey beg
Rap Battles / Re: •°• Deepwaters007 Vs Iantempo ™ Newbies Rap Battles Tournament 2022 •°• by JoeWendell: 8:58pm On Jan 29, 2022
Open for Votes :

Cc


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Paayne - chief judge
ZachHugo
Absoul
Fluxmind
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NastyNic
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KidPaku
Redjohn2
Mikuz
Ibime
Emaprince
Jigsawkillah
Limerick
007Bruce
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Krone
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Guykhena
Iceskidd
Dklef
Testerfuze
Gottoboy
Obesemf
Lyricist
Funlordjnr
Devilmaycry
Dj5Naira - Chief judge
Joewendell - Chief Judge
Rap Battles / Re: •°• Blessedmarshal Vs Technicalrex ™ Newbies Rap Battles Tournament 2022 K.O •°• by JoeWendell: 8:57pm On Jan 29, 2022
TechnicalRex drop a no-show verse to qualify. I see you online

Blessedmarshal deadline is almost here
Rap Battles / Re: •°• Deepwaters007 Vs Iantempo ™ Newbies Rap Battles Tournament 2022 •°• by JoeWendell: 8:55pm On Jan 29, 2022
Deepwaters007:
[center] IanTempo's Mutilation [/center]

I'm here to spill blood...Currently on a slaying Rampage/ my Shotgun's got nice shooting range.. Narrow standard gauge/ Blades sharpened to murder Tempo.. Explosives as Back ups, Incase the B and G's don't do the Damage/ My weapons of warfare will Kill Ian Without calling in Mbappe /



Still on the Weapons of Warfare. I've got a lotta toys/ Standing Twice as Tall /..I'm quick to unstrap my shooting irons like a swift Cowboy/ Came with 60 Clips/ to have him killed/.. and Take his Mama's Joy/ Soon as I spot Ian.. I'll release 23 like Burna Boy!!



I've got sick lines hope you get the memo/ sick Rythm . Deep lyrics . Y'all feeling the Allegro ) ...at this Pace ..I pull a few Strings mess the set up in his ADAGIO/ cos as soon as I learned the Ropes . I used it to stretch Ian out of Tempo!!



All his flows 'I Jacked' .. Like stealing Tempo's scripts/ from my 6 rounds.. I'll give 'I 5'.. it's not a Handshake.. I'm getting Tempo's Grip/ I made him a dumb blind man that's Mentally Ill/.. Cause my punches gave him a Bad I Sense .... Like selling Faulty Electronics!!/


He's perfect fit for my gun bars.. he's the one my Ammo Sizes/ Stay down Ian.. The injuries I've inflicted came from my sleek punching exercises/ Bars put him at rest.. like he sleeping in a cell . I clearly tortured and chibokized him/It's not an act to delay.. I'm speeding up his death proceedings again if Temporizes!!

#Freewin grin
Rap Battles / Re: •°• Deepwaters007 Vs Iantempo ™ Newbies Rap Battles Tournament 2022 •°• by JoeWendell: 8:55pm On Jan 29, 2022
IanTempo:
Intro:
i hear say water no get enemy
but this is the end of his journey in the tourney
because i be water resistant, therefore him no go fit pass through me

Verse:

on this bout, i'll walk on water like jesus. . i'm not a sinner seeking light

some niggas called and said they wanted me to murder you. . .I gave them niggas a beef eating price

i'm like a 'chef' hired to kill. . .so i'll drop the trigger and use a kitchen knife

i quit my day job. . because in deep waters. i now found a bigger 'fish to fry!'
(befitting)


deep you know you stink. . you are from the smelliest gutter

i hold my breath whenever you spit or utter/ words it's nothing proper

i'll call in plumbers/. . . because the odour you exude comes from u taking too much shit in the toilet. . . water!!



Since he's water. . . i've brought a fishgig

i'll dip it in the head of the weakling

my knives are sharp enough to Slice through water and Kill him

I'll name my blades gold gold miners because of the way they dig deep!!


this bible punch is worth a thunderous laugh

i invaded his home just to slaughter the dwarf

i pinned a large beyblade in the deep.
then slice an ocean in half

call me moses because of the way i split water apart!!


nigga i heard you got a temper but are you a swordfish or a midget?

your raps are aggressive . . . never impressive. . . a weak shit to my sick verse

you display anger . . . i'll direct the heat from my torpedos to finish the weak queer

term his death as suicide. . . cos once water reaches boiling point. . .he'll vanish into thin air!!!
Rap Battles / Re: •°• Deepwaters007 Vs Iantempo ™ Newbies Rap Battles Tournament 2022 •°• by JoeWendell: 8:55pm On Jan 29, 2022
Lol... No comments I'll tag judges inna minute grin cheesy grin
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by JoeWendell: 7:55pm On Jan 29, 2022
Kay9ine:
Freestyle shots at 100barz the dumb flop

My bars are Ill/. . Blades to scar and kill/. . With wild dimin/. . I'm kinda skilled/. . The typa vet with mad appeal/. . I put work in this bars I script/. .it's easy for me to kill bars with bars. .like writing a suicidal script/ cheesy

I'm chopping bricks/ Godzilla in a matrix. .I need a big ass morphing grid/. .my math sets be cutting him/ cos I'm making one hundred 50. .mathematically I'm splitting him/ grin


Saving my bars grin



You need GOD
Rap Battles / Re: •°• Blessedmarshal Vs Technicalrex ™ Newbies Rap Battles Tournament 2022 K.O •°• by JoeWendell: 7:42pm On Jan 29, 2022
Anyone seen BlessedMarshal?
Rap Battles / Re: •°• Deepwaters007 Vs Iantempo ™ Newbies Rap Battles Tournament 2022 •°• by JoeWendell: 7:37pm On Jan 29, 2022
IanTempo:


u phoney bitch. u are mad

@joewendell, I've been busy but am arranging my verse now. I am not going to pull a no show.

Okay.. Post when it's time and hope you don't flop on this. Goodluck
Rap Battles / Re: •°• Blessedmarshal Vs Technicalrex ™ Newbies Rap Battles Tournament 2022 K.O •°• by JoeWendell: 7:27pm On Jan 29, 2022
Kay9ine take your chatting to the chatroom.
Rap Battles / Re: •°• Deepwaters007 Vs Iantempo ™ Newbies Rap Battles Tournament 2022 •°• by JoeWendell: 7:20pm On Jan 29, 2022
I'll ban him if he doesn't turn up grin
Forum Games / Re: The Comment Without Any 'Like', Wins. (LIKERS' PARADISE) by JoeWendell: 3:53pm On Jan 29, 2022
cheesy grin

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Forum Games / Re: The Comment Without Any 'Like', Wins. (LIKERS' PARADISE) by JoeWendell: 3:53pm On Jan 29, 2022
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Forum Games / Re: The Comment Without Any 'Like', Wins. (LIKERS' PARADISE) by JoeWendell: 3:52pm On Jan 29, 2022
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Forum Games / Re: The Comment Without Any 'Like', Wins. (LIKERS' PARADISE) by JoeWendell: 3:52pm On Jan 29, 2022
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Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by JoeWendell: 1:52pm On Jan 29, 2022
Deepwaters007:


I haven't seen Tempo for days, Hope he shows up though. I have something for him. smiley

Let's see how it goes
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by JoeWendell: 1:51pm On Jan 29, 2022
Kay9ine:



Wait for tomorrow.

Only for you to flop cheesy cheesy cheesy
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by JoeWendell: 1:45pm On Jan 29, 2022
Deepwaters007:


I have IanTempo tonight not him. he's facing that Ommi guy tomorrow.

Sorry my bad. I got confused lol
Him and Omminnent never proove themselves. That battle fit be flop, but I hope you and tempo deliver like pregnant women yo grin grin

Kay9ine:


I have nothing to proove and besides my match is tomorrow not today and who is Tempo?

This is flow for rank. Either you drop a frees or take this braggadocio to the chatroom
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by JoeWendell: 1:39pm On Jan 29, 2022
Kay9ine:


Whether being exploited or not whatever is script is bound to be superior

Y'all can lace my lyrical boots.

Lol
Oga proove yourself tonight o.
Tempo is waiting for you. At least he's shown his intelligent lyrical powers in the 2 lines to diss thread. But you. Nothing to show. Just a Barking dog cheesy cheesy
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by JoeWendell: 1:34pm On Jan 29, 2022
Deepwaters007 post=109785543 =JoeWendell
:



Lol

Barking dog


Kay9ine translates to canine right? Like the dog family cheesy

Yes.. an angle to exploit in a rap battle

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Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by JoeWendell: 1:30pm On Jan 29, 2022
Kay9ine:
One punch from me will Exterminate y'all wack entities.


Lol

Barking dog
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by JoeWendell: 1:26pm On Jan 29, 2022
Born2winKingOG:

wack flowsx that nauseat us/

I wanted to ask first, then remembered HE NO SEND US/


Lol.. Shit is terrible grin grin tongue
Rap Battles / Re: •°• Newbies Tourney 2022 Battle Fixtures Updates And More •°• by JoeWendell: 1:25pm On Jan 29, 2022
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by JoeWendell: 1:13pm On Jan 29, 2022
100Barz:



It's been Tested and Trusted
That in the next minute you gonna be Bursted


Lol.. what's all these?
Forum Games / Re: The Comment Without Any 'Like', Wins. (LIKERS' PARADISE) by JoeWendell: 1:13pm On Jan 29, 2022
JoeWendell:
Abeg no like this post for your own good. Abeg abeg abeg.. Make e no be like say before thunder strike u to death I no warn you.



I won.. No likes

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Forum Games / Re: The Comment Without Any 'Like', Wins. (LIKERS' PARADISE) by JoeWendell: 10:32am On Jan 29, 2022
Abeg no like this post for your own good. Abeg abeg abeg.. Make e no be like say before thunder strike u to death I no warn you.

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Rap Battles / Re: •°• Newbies Tourney 2022 Battle Fixtures Updates And More •°• by JoeWendell: 12:08pm On Jan 28, 2022

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