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Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by JoeWendell: 7:13am On Apr 25, 2019
Wadewaltz:
Joewendell you are below me and it's obvious,I might not be that good but you are worse than Speed darlington and Vic O.You bite a rhyme from Ibime exhibit D,wat a shame

Haha
Stupid boy grin grin
Go and play with your fellow average text rappers ok
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by JoeWendell: 3:54am On Apr 25, 2019
Wadewaltz:
FFR should be made accessible to Handicaps

Cus I left Joe's mandible cracked

Can't write wit ur HAND in cast

That is,ur HAND IN CAPS



Student of d game in Phi beta Kappa

Lets see how he feels better wen I slash his metacarpals

I pistol-whip ur cranium

Write epistles and draw stripes on ur sternums


I break d bitches verteba

claiming vet,I see no Vet on bra

D slugs pierce ur scapula

Leave u flat lyk spatulas



Leave u with wit bone's severe rusts in d nape

My slugs a Void moths ,aint Severus Snapes

My fofo are my Vade mecum

Still d next-rated no matter how d veds may come


I gat A luger

Dis nigga is a luddite

Scared of my Techs

I write to make Mods hot-desk


Aint here to sling mockery

I want dos filth' lucre

I slash his lumbar,made him lumber

Now he seeks healing,meet Olumba olumba


You seek attention?? Now You got it.....now move to the center

I’m hare operating.....like a dentist....I’m bout to work on your dentals

You think crashing into your doom?? Which is me, was accidental?

It’s a natural law .........that I expose your flaws.....it’s basically fundamental

I haven’t scripted in years

I have to be sincere

But my bars got sharp edges ..... it’ll bring you dispair

And it’ll work on your body parts.....dismantling is the situation............I ain’t here for repairs

I blow the bozo to pieces

With blows that follows with disses

You trying to battle a God....I’m looking down at you

You trying to force your words?? I’ll bring the Mack’s one ..........two

You want me crack your bones...I’ll bring two clowns for you

They’ll be on top when the gay shî start....I am laughing bîtch cause apparently now the jokes on you

You got lyrics that got real dope asś nîggas sleeping

Who the fûck told you about this section...that shît got these nigga thinking

You unholy like the Antichrist....I’m here for the souls I’m seeking

Fact is .............:I ain’t preaching

You best pray....Absoul doesn’t penetrate through your soul when he brings the ...dick in

You got a long nose like Pinocchio ..... I brought a dermatologist from a walled city

I’m siping with Cinderella what i call a malt whiskey

Wade the sleeping beauty is real tall skinny

You ain’t nothing but a cartoon character creator....you should be renamed Walt Disney

You’ve been looked at by niggas unwilling to trade blows with you

This is a punchline market and your capital is way below average.. it’s as low as two

You try to diss but it’s a miss...you ain’t got the light to glow on you

You actually nothing but a blocked gutter opened after 6 years that’s why all the thrash flows from you!

Wade is a bîtch slût with a pair of braids

He fûcks nîggas and he blocked his emotions and feelings for pussÿ with a big barricade

He’s getting fûcked by thugs with ease to get into his asś.......buy him a sweet lemonade

Absoul wanted waltty’s boôty.....he called him over and gave him a sweet serenade

Wade wait lemme demonstrate

My skills top notch.....it’s vividly clear that I’m not in your grade

My bars are as sharp as new knives and it cuts through anything...you got body parts I can amputate

Your insanely wack......that’s a fact....homie I don’t speculate

My bones are also sharp for amputation....I’m cutting out the arms of this candid ape

Absouls like....do you need a matchet?? Don’t stress it nîgga I already own a shoulder blade!!

Now Walter needs a first aid

I aim with harmful intentions....he probably wondering what made him diss me in the first place

But you faggît retard don’t stress hay??

You already a dead ape!

If you walking the streets of Nairaland is probably as a zombie.....who I’m gonna hang by the thread I create!!

You damn frail!!!!!

I’m chopping you bits by bits......I should make a mixtape

Or drop an album just to set the record real straight

Joe vs wade Would be a total spilled waste

This ain’t David vs Goliath..this is more like hades singing hosannas

You don’t rap.....you do a lot of singing like Moana

You dey Nairaland?? Your mates dey hustle dey see money for Ghana

Gee you suppose don get sense..............but you still one of those stupîd kids who believes in Santa

He fronts a thug...................................because his neckerchief is a skeleton skulled bandana

I Dey wait as soon as this dingbat Jones ........I’m calling Indiana

I’ll be making shit bold..........................................,,,,

I spit firehouse load of bars that’ll cremate this trashy foe

This faggit aspires to become another bobrisky......Just another faggit classy hoe

But one thing the dummy doesn’t know

Is that

Joe..........………………………….…................................

Is the nîgga throwing hundred blows!!!

I dont need to gun him down................................

What I need......................are hornÿ fûcking clowns

To give wade his fantsasy...............of fûcking funny now......................while making funny fûcking sounds!!!

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Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by JoeWendell: 2:15am On Apr 25, 2019
nastynic:
G
No mind the fool

Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by JoeWendell: 12:41am On Apr 24, 2019
Wadewaltz:
I burn hotter than the sun in the north/my violent rays Ultra

Niggas tryna diss d son of d lord/I used his burnt body as incense haze on the altar

23rd letter.....always and forever.......

Joewendell bleeds,tink he is menstrautin,buy "ALWAYS" to help am

My gun's shape,L,U gon get L'ed(Held),u feel d L pang

So much power NEPA distribute my watts/I give you niggas light

But you chose to burn ur vision,you used gas-light

See Drwords riding dicks,no homo shit/Nigga za pussy

I let my thugs give dis dick,blows,no homo shit,Body staggers at my Uzi

I see dis nigga run and I call it "Hoe race"

I read their shit but I find NO ACE

Fake nigga "goad" me,I'm d alpha and omega

Nigga also calls me the home wrecker

Got married to the game,walked into d matrimony,Me and d game eloped

My rippers are coming,a "ripper caution" for you as I drag an ear-lobe

You a home wrecker?? grin shameless husband snatcher

You utter smelly trash from your rubish gutter

You look nothing less significant to a bush goat brought for slaughter

I don’t want to diss you.... you don’t have bars to reply

You out here forming dope nigga.. when your papa Dey village dey die

Mumu idiot. .you should finish school and try to get a job

So you can feed your skinny dad and help him your mom

But you choose to display stupidity online, you foolish insolent boy

You see how your dad fûcked your mother for nothing, to give birth to a real life baboon

Wasting time on nairaland when your age mates are out there becoming big time business tycoons

English kill you there village champion enjoying extreme poverty in the lagoon

You’re are you fathers number 1 problem in life

You are supposed to be taking care of him and his wife

But you choose to form Oga boss on the internet. My friend this life is a lie

Can this feed you and your future kwashiorkor children?? You better rethink guy

I don tell you my own!!!!! If you like you listen

Or you fit continue your fagish act on here, since you here day and night bîtchîng

Your mate dey drive Benz. . You dey here dey find pen to write lines when no make sense

Your life go soon turn accident when extreme poverty go jam you

You better take my advice.. this ain’t WWE. . I’m not actually trying to slam you

Walter hope you’ve heard me stupid boy

If you no wake up very soon then you die a sleeping dog

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Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by JoeWendell: 9:07pm On Apr 22, 2019
Wadewaltz:

Atleast you accepted the name WENDY,your relationship with Peter Pan comes to mind grin .gay

Walter don’t worry you’ll learnt the ropes eventually it might take you seven years to become dope, both don’t worry eventually you’ll get there grin

Currently you have no voice here
Ok?? grin
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JoeWendell: 9:04pm On Apr 22, 2019
Paayne and ELYMAXiimus I honestly think both of you are not being truthful to yourself
Look around who the Fûck do you want them to hand over the baton?? Is it wadewalter the farmer?? Or which other animal?? grin
What this section needs is to eradicate itself of these insensitive wack animals plagiarizing this section with their outrageous nonsense grin

#Myownpointofview

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Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by JoeWendell: 8:50pm On Apr 22, 2019
Wadewaltz:

Yes, below you Wendy

Yes you’re right, you’re below me grin

I’m way above you grin
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by JoeWendell: 8:34pm On Apr 22, 2019
Wadewaltz:

Shut dah hell up,you piss-poor rapper too scared to battle vermaniace

You should battle him you are both in the same level grin
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by JoeWendell: 8:28pm On Apr 22, 2019
Wadewaltz:
I'm d only true vet here,the rest do dogs

I said it again Joewendell

Ok Walter grin
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by JoeWendell: 11:58am On Apr 20, 2019
JoeWendell:


You full of shît/ better watch where you sit/ cause i silivate on retards like you, whenever i start to spit/

Wade you’re full of shît
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by JoeWendell: 11:50am On Apr 20, 2019
Wadewaltz post= 77700553:

Bitch from Detroit,yeah don't fuq dis HIV homo peice-a-shit

Bïtch your wack tongue
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by JoeWendell: 10:55am On Apr 20, 2019
Wadewaltz:
To my rap teacher

Jigsawkillah

Tis a nigga who bite d name,Ghostface Killah

I shot an horror movie and use your face as thriller

I'm d only true vet here,the rest do dogs

A thousand bullet shatter d windowpane,the rest through door

Put this on a bet

Dis nigga winning is "wit Nil Odd seen"/I'm Bobby Brown,made sure I broke his heart

I said

Dis nigga winning is Whitney Hudson/I'm Bobby Brown,made sure I broke his heart

I put him,mikuz,Airmark in slip-cases

Cut em' up and let em' bleed on the floor to leave traces

He's gon' write wit tears and a WEEPING QUILL

I did write his address,to whip his queen

His friends call me to ask of him and my thugs respond

I left his family members in a SLOUGH OF DESPOND

Then I CHRISTIAN his dead body

To aide his journey/to dah oda side,like it's PILGRIM'S PROGRESS

I change his clothes to all white and leave his head bloody

So his looks will make ever-giggling angels to vex

This shit is wack embarassed

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Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by JoeWendell: 10:47am On Apr 20, 2019
absoul:


Fowl! you disappear now and pop out in December


My boy grin
Rap Battles / Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by JoeWendell: 10:43am On Apr 20, 2019
Boo3nity:


YoungMc, Your two lines are longer than an epitaph
Kinda stiffer than the crap worn by Masterkraft when Banky took a wife!

I’d love to kill Nic In a Nasty way// I’m seeking for new bones to break, could you be the best candidate??
Rap Battles / Re: Topshots Only by JoeWendell: 10:41am On Apr 20, 2019
Wadewaltz:
Okay,If you get an invitation to this thread,count yourself as one of the few I rate highly here

1.Limerick

2.PunFuMonQ

3.Vermaniace

4.Nastynic

5.Raptex

6.Lucemferre

7.DJ5NAIRA

8.Jigsawkillah

9.Davidica


Pls,Rap thread derailers like Hellvictorinho,deckline and copy-cats like Nicheey,pls kip-off.

This is what I want to do,the first to Comment "Hi" among the invited GUEST RAPPERS will treat novices like ME to a Q&A session to boost MY game.If you think you are dope enough,you can still comment "hi" then drop 4 bars,If you get up to 5 likes,you can partake in the Q&A.

cc

divepen1

senhorsean

Raptex

Shreder

WesleyS

Edygistvilla

MrEMX

VICTORDIAMOND

RAPBANKZ

Youngzubi

JoeWendell

Okafor200

Airmark(d only MOD dat has never and will never make a comment in his own section)

Mikuz

Mystique

Dafuq
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by JoeWendell: 1:34am On Jan 23, 2019
nastynic:
Wackos!!
lol
for this guy mind he don see people wet e better pass
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by JoeWendell: 1:32am On Jan 23, 2019
angry callout looking for bones for my new dogs
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by JoeWendell: 3:39pm On Mar 07, 2018
vermaniace:
please forget our differences and help me create a thread to battle deckline. .

ok
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by JoeWendell: 5:20pm On Jan 06, 2018
Noise makers @ retardd and goblin
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by JoeWendell: 10:48am On Jan 05, 2018
vermaniace:
Line for that bitch in Christmas



embarassedwhen I saw this girl at February I'll be dropping lines for her and spitting METAPHOR//..
now its December already and I don't know what I MET-HER-FOR//...
wasted dates .. wasted March and a long run and I aimed outa TARGETS//...
now I see all through and am enlightened like I was struck by the lightening THOR-GETS//..

Then I would be scavenging for models that kill shots with JUST-A-POSE//..
And these ones be forming player ..and I'll be 'omo you no be dvd' I would end your career with JUST-A-PAUSE//...
I show myself,I control this bitches like a yahoo boy on a COMPUTER//...
And my Bro would be like ..'guy put her in the family way 'and am like..fam I gat raba to chase if you like you could COME-PUT-HER//....


VERMANIACE...





wack ewok

deactivate yo

you have no use here

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Rap Battles / Re: Brutal Clash: Paayne Vs Fluxmind by JoeWendell: 10:44am On Jan 05, 2018
vermaniace:

Make the rules and stop being a sucker. ..could make bars enough to sentence him to life on prison

fool!!!!
Rap Battles / Re: Brutal Clash: Paayne Vs Fluxmind by JoeWendell: 10:48pm On Dec 23, 2017
vermaniace:
I didn't even understand what you meant but now I get create the thread

little b!tch

how many bars can you do?
Rap Battles / Re: Brutal Clash: Paayne Vs Fluxmind by JoeWendell: 10:48pm On Dec 23, 2017
vermaniace:
I didn't even understand what you meant but now I get create the thread

little bitch

how many bars can you do?
Rap Battles / Re: Brutal Clash: Paayne Vs Fluxmind by JoeWendell: 6:10am On Dec 23, 2017
vermaniace:
Bro you a child
I hear grin
Rap Battles / Re: Brutal Clash: Paayne Vs Fluxmind by JoeWendell: 11:32am On Dec 21, 2017
vermaniace:
what ...you wanna brawl..I don't get call out Who ? Payne. ..nah his a chicken
fool
Rap Battles / Re: * * * Total Slaughter II : 007Bruce vs ZachHugo * * * by JoeWendell: 7:48pm On Dec 17, 2017
vermaniace:
I thought it would make sense
reading the 007 nigga lines makes me feel dummer, only flows are there lol..when it's not like am on my period
You should be learning

what ya saying fool
Rap Battles / Re: Brutal Clash: Paayne Vs Fluxmind by JoeWendell: 7:46pm On Dec 17, 2017
vermaniace:
Pfft...no comments

callout grin
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by JoeWendell: 7:39pm On Dec 17, 2017
Formers!!!!!!!!!!

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Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by JoeWendell: 3:00pm On Nov 14, 2017
swave7:

Go fvck yourself Joey, pvssy
useless kid
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by JoeWendell: 12:28pm On Nov 10, 2017
swave7:

Battle me F00L
you are mad
Rap Battles / Re: Brutal Clash: Paayne Vs Fluxmind by JoeWendell: 9:40pm On Nov 09, 2017
I vote--------Joewendell
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by JoeWendell: 9:20pm On Nov 09, 2017
Am back retardds

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