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Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by JoeWendell: 7:13am On Apr 25, 2019 |
Wadewaltz: Haha Stupid boy Go and play with your fellow average text rappers ok |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by JoeWendell: 3:54am On Apr 25, 2019 |
Wadewaltz: You seek attention?? Now You got it.....now move to the center I’m hare operating.....like a dentist....I’m bout to work on your dentals You think crashing into your doom?? Which is me, was accidental? It’s a natural law .........that I expose your flaws.....it’s basically fundamental I haven’t scripted in years I have to be sincere But my bars got sharp edges ..... it’ll bring you dispair And it’ll work on your body parts.....dismantling is the situation............I ain’t here for repairs I blow the bozo to pieces With blows that follows with disses You trying to battle a God....I’m looking down at you You trying to force your words?? I’ll bring the Mack’s one ..........two You want me crack your bones...I’ll bring two clowns for you They’ll be on top when the gay shî start....I am laughing bîtch cause apparently now the jokes on you You got lyrics that got real dope asś nîggas sleeping Who the fûck told you about this section...that shît got these nigga thinking You unholy like the Antichrist....I’m here for the souls I’m seeking Fact is .............:I ain’t preaching You best pray....Absoul doesn’t penetrate through your soul when he brings the ...dick in You got a long nose like Pinocchio ..... I brought a dermatologist from a walled city I’m siping with Cinderella what i call a malt whiskey Wade the sleeping beauty is real tall skinny You ain’t nothing but a cartoon character creator....you should be renamed Walt Disney You’ve been looked at by niggas unwilling to trade blows with you This is a punchline market and your capital is way below average.. it’s as low as two You try to diss but it’s a miss...you ain’t got the light to glow on you You actually nothing but a blocked gutter opened after 6 years that’s why all the thrash flows from you! Wade is a bîtch slût with a pair of braids He fûcks nîggas and he blocked his emotions and feelings for pussÿ with a big barricade He’s getting fûcked by thugs with ease to get into his asś.......buy him a sweet lemonade Absoul wanted waltty’s boôty.....he called him over and gave him a sweet serenade Wade wait lemme demonstrate My skills top notch.....it’s vividly clear that I’m not in your grade My bars are as sharp as new knives and it cuts through anything...you got body parts I can amputate Your insanely wack......that’s a fact....homie I don’t speculate My bones are also sharp for amputation....I’m cutting out the arms of this candid ape Absouls like....do you need a matchet?? Don’t stress it nîgga I already own a shoulder blade!! Now Walter needs a first aid I aim with harmful intentions....he probably wondering what made him diss me in the first place But you faggît retard don’t stress hay?? You already a dead ape! If you walking the streets of Nairaland is probably as a zombie.....who I’m gonna hang by the thread I create!! You damn frail!!!!! I’m chopping you bits by bits......I should make a mixtape Or drop an album just to set the record real straight Joe vs wade Would be a total spilled waste This ain’t David vs Goliath..this is more like hades singing hosannas You don’t rap.....you do a lot of singing like Moana You dey Nairaland?? Your mates dey hustle dey see money for Ghana Gee you suppose don get sense..............but you still one of those stupîd kids who believes in Santa He fronts a thug...................................because his neckerchief is a skeleton skulled bandana I Dey wait as soon as this dingbat Jones ........I’m calling Indiana I’ll be making shit bold..........................................,,,, I spit firehouse load of bars that’ll cremate this trashy foe This faggit aspires to become another bobrisky......Just another faggit classy hoe But one thing the dummy doesn’t know Is that Joe..........………………………….…................................ Is the nîgga throwing hundred blows!!! I dont need to gun him down................................ What I need......................are hornÿ fûcking clowns To give wade his fantsasy...............of fûcking funny now......................while making funny fûcking sounds!!! 3 Likes |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by JoeWendell: 2:15am On Apr 25, 2019 |
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Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by JoeWendell: 12:41am On Apr 24, 2019 |
Wadewaltz: You a home wrecker?? shameless husband snatcher You utter smelly trash from your rubish gutter You look nothing less significant to a bush goat brought for slaughter I don’t want to diss you.... you don’t have bars to reply You out here forming dope nigga.. when your papa Dey village dey die Mumu idiot. .you should finish school and try to get a job So you can feed your skinny dad and help him your mom But you choose to display stupidity online, you foolish insolent boy You see how your dad fûcked your mother for nothing, to give birth to a real life baboon Wasting time on nairaland when your age mates are out there becoming big time business tycoons English kill you there village champion enjoying extreme poverty in the lagoon You’re are you fathers number 1 problem in life You are supposed to be taking care of him and his wife But you choose to form Oga boss on the internet. My friend this life is a lie Can this feed you and your future kwashiorkor children?? You better rethink guy I don tell you my own!!!!! If you like you listen Or you fit continue your fagish act on here, since you here day and night bîtchîng Your mate dey drive Benz. . You dey here dey find pen to write lines when no make sense Your life go soon turn accident when extreme poverty go jam you You better take my advice.. this ain’t WWE. . I’m not actually trying to slam you Walter hope you’ve heard me stupid boy If you no wake up very soon then you die a sleeping dog 1 Like |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by JoeWendell: 9:07pm On Apr 22, 2019 |
Wadewaltz: Walter don’t worry you’ll learnt the ropes eventually it might take you seven years to become dope, both don’t worry eventually you’ll get there Currently you have no voice here Ok?? |
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JoeWendell: 9:04pm On Apr 22, 2019 |
Paayne and ELYMAXiimus I honestly think both of you are not being truthful to yourself Look around who the Fûck do you want them to hand over the baton?? Is it wadewalter the farmer?? Or which other animal?? What this section needs is to eradicate itself of these insensitive wack animals plagiarizing this section with their outrageous nonsense #Myownpointofview 1 Like |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by JoeWendell: 8:50pm On Apr 22, 2019 |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by JoeWendell: 8:34pm On Apr 22, 2019 |
Wadewaltz: You should battle him you are both in the same level |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by JoeWendell: 8:28pm On Apr 22, 2019 |
Wadewaltz: Ok Walter |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by JoeWendell: 11:58am On Apr 20, 2019 |
JoeWendell: Wade you’re full of shît |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by JoeWendell: 11:50am On Apr 20, 2019 |
Wadewaltz post= 77700553: Bïtch your wack |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by JoeWendell: 10:55am On Apr 20, 2019 |
Wadewaltz: This shit is wack 1 Like |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by JoeWendell: 10:47am On Apr 20, 2019 |
Rap Battles / Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by JoeWendell: 10:43am On Apr 20, 2019 |
Boo3nity: I’d love to kill Nic In a Nasty way// I’m seeking for new bones to break, could you be the best candidate?? |
Rap Battles / Re: Topshots Only by JoeWendell: 10:41am On Apr 20, 2019 |
Wadewaltz: Dafuq |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by JoeWendell: 1:34am On Jan 23, 2019 |
nastynic:lol for this guy mind he don see people wet e better pass |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by JoeWendell: 1:32am On Jan 23, 2019 |
callout
looking for bones for my new dogs |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by JoeWendell: 3:39pm On Mar 07, 2018 |
vermaniace: ok |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by JoeWendell: 5:20pm On Jan 06, 2018 |
Noise makers @ retardd and goblin |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by JoeWendell: 10:48am On Jan 05, 2018 |
vermaniace: wack ewok deactivate yo you have no use here 2 Likes |
Rap Battles / Re: Brutal Clash: Paayne Vs Fluxmind by JoeWendell: 10:44am On Jan 05, 2018 |
vermaniace: fool!!!! |
Rap Battles / Re: Brutal Clash: Paayne Vs Fluxmind by JoeWendell: 10:48pm On Dec 23, 2017 |
vermaniace: little b!tch how many bars can you do? |
Rap Battles / Re: Brutal Clash: Paayne Vs Fluxmind by JoeWendell: 10:48pm On Dec 23, 2017 |
vermaniace: little bitch how many bars can you do? |
Rap Battles / Re: Brutal Clash: Paayne Vs Fluxmind by JoeWendell: 6:10am On Dec 23, 2017 |
vermaniace:I hear |
Rap Battles / Re: Brutal Clash: Paayne Vs Fluxmind by JoeWendell: 11:32am On Dec 21, 2017 |
vermaniace:fool |
Rap Battles / Re: * * * Total Slaughter II : 007Bruce vs ZachHugo * * * by JoeWendell: 7:48pm On Dec 17, 2017 |
vermaniace: what ya saying fool |
Rap Battles / Re: Brutal Clash: Paayne Vs Fluxmind by JoeWendell: 7:46pm On Dec 17, 2017 |
vermaniace: callout |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by JoeWendell: 7:39pm On Dec 17, 2017 |
Formers!!!!!!!!!! 1 Like |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by JoeWendell: 3:00pm On Nov 14, 2017 |
swave7:useless kid |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by JoeWendell: 12:28pm On Nov 10, 2017 |
swave7:you are mad |
Rap Battles / Re: Brutal Clash: Paayne Vs Fluxmind by JoeWendell: 9:40pm On Nov 09, 2017 |
I vote--------Joewendell |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by JoeWendell: 9:20pm On Nov 09, 2017 |
Am back retardds |
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