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Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by JoeWendell: 8:37pm On Jul 21 |
Blackestjunior: The fvck? |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by JoeWendell: 8:35pm On Jul 21 |
JigsawKillah: I remember when I whooped Jigs/ with my flows like opened rigs/ with MO clips/ like the Cinema is stacked on show Biz/ I'm Rusty and I know this/ but bar for bar I would put killa in a box like an assassin with no skills/ I diss and never miss/ my verses splits Saws and sever ribs/ so I'm actually killing and dividing Jigs/ for spitting generic shit/ Rappers can't decode my verses/ my oesophagus be raving with acids/ when I spit, saw gets burned!! That's a carpenters tool in Ashes!! So i left Jigsawkillah in tears/ verses ill and sick nigga getting pumped till he swells/ I pack the numbers when it comes to money, sick and twelves/ while Saw enjoys being broke!! He is just a shell/ What's good Jigs? 1 Like |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by JoeWendell: 4:06pm On Jul 01 |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by JoeWendell: 5:03pm On Oct 03, 2022 |
I’m a king in this bitch |
Rap Battles / Re: •°• Blackout 2 : Blessedmarshal Vs Technicalrex •°• by JoeWendell: 10:06pm On Mar 06, 2022 |
blessedmarshal: BlessedMarshal and TechnicalRex this match has been rescheduled to 10 March Give me feedbacks if your okay with the date asap |
Rap Battles / Re: •°• Blackout 2 : Blessedmarshal Vs Technicalrex •°• by JoeWendell: 1:18pm On Mar 04, 2022 |
Hmmm |
Rap Battles / Re: •°• Blackout 2 : Blessedmarshal Vs Technicalrex •°• by JoeWendell: 7:42pm On Feb 27, 2022 |
blessedmarshal: Okay TechnicalRex respond to this asap |
Rap Battles / Re: •°• Blackout 2 : Blessedmarshal Vs Technicalrex •°• by JoeWendell: 11:42am On Feb 27, 2022 |
Cc Blessedmarshal TechnicalRex |
Rap Battles / •°• Blackout 2 : Blessedmarshal Vs Technicalrex •°• by JoeWendell: 11:28am On Feb 27, 2022 |
Blackout Series Presents BlessedMarshal vs TechnicalRex Voting Criteria : • Opener - 1 point • Rhymes - 2 points • Similes/ Metaphors - 2 points • Punchlines - 3 points • Personals - 2 points • Flow - 1 point • Wordplays - 2 points • Closer - 1 point Rules • 6 Bars and 65 Words per Bar to avoid too much stretching • 3 votes or MORE ( Can still work another way in a 2 votes to 1 situation.. the Battler with MORE votes gets the win) to a single Battler gives him the win. • Deadline is 8pm, 27 February 2022 • Verses should be posted by both battlers on or not later than deadline date. • No biting, swaying, stretching, feeding or recycling. • No complaining about votes. • A no show attracts a ban. • No unnecessary comments • No smearing comments about any bar OR biting accusations without proof. • Whatever you feel is wrong with a bar or verse - please put it in your vote. Vote and state what you found wrong. • If there's anything you need to say in defence of your verse please save them for after voting's over. • NO argument with established vets OR voters. • Battlers should not interject between votes and voters should just vote and leave it like that. Note : Last Battler to check in....Post first!!! |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by JoeWendell: 9:39am On Feb 27, 2022 |
blessedmarshal: Thread incoming |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by JoeWendell: 10:56am On Feb 24, 2022 |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by JoeWendell: 11:47pm On Feb 22, 2022 |
Penpul: Winter is Coming 1 Like |
Rap Battles / Re: Resolution 1 Jagbajantis Vs Joewendell by JoeWendell: 9:18pm On Feb 19, 2022 |
Sarsaproko can I complete my verse? |
Rap Battles / Re: Resolution 1 Jagbajantis Vs Joewendell by JoeWendell: 8:52pm On Feb 19, 2022 |
Lol |
Rap Battles / Re: Resolution 1 Jagbajantis Vs Joewendell by JoeWendell: 8:28pm On Feb 19, 2022 |
I'm rusty so I could only script 5 bars NOTE : he's a maths teacher I came to kill.brought a Knife and a nine/. .pull the trigger, six clips escapes when the gun smokes but Five hits the swine/. .he's half dead day dreaming he's 50 cents. .I let two goons ride to ignite/ set his body on fire. no time to redial/ so this won't be a wake up call . .since he already put his life on the line!!! / While I cruise side to side with my concubines/ if this impotent rat claims a Stud know that's just faulty lies/ he begs for pussy with a dick that can't fucking rise/. It's no new news Jangbajantis is a 34 year old Math teacher who can't multiply!!!!! / I'm on a long mission/ to set his stomach ablaze for using wrong intonation/ with these flames I spit I'll burn his mid section/ so if you see Fire in his Belly it doesn't mean he has strong Ambition!!!! / https://www.nairaland.com/sarsaproko https://www.nairaland.com/4298212/contribute-buy-sex-dolls Nobody is rooting for you because they know it's wrong calculation/ check his profile, you'll know he's not sexually active there's more complications/ an impotent weirdo looking for guys to share a plaything with when he's got soft penetrations/ you'll know this math Nigga Can't Calculate since he's looking for 800k to have a dull Fornication!![ / I'm battling a fish with no smart tactics/it's been a while I did this, I know I lack practice/ but my fast high kicks/ will leave Jangbajantis broken down like I'm analysing Mathematics!!/ 5 Likes |
Rap Battles / Re: Resolution 1 Jagbajantis Vs Joewendell by JoeWendell: 8:22pm On Feb 19, 2022 |
Okay, I checked in first. Drop his verse and I'll drop mine |
Rap Battles / Re: Resolution 1 Jagbajantis Vs Joewendell by JoeWendell: 8:09pm On Feb 19, 2022 |
I'm here with my verse although incomple but it can do some damage, where is Jangbajantis? |
Rap Battles / Re: Resolution 1 Jagbajantis Vs Joewendell by JoeWendell: 7:22pm On Feb 19, 2022 |
still scripting my second bar |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by JoeWendell: 4:59pm On Feb 19, 2022 |
Jangbajantis: still scripting my first bar o |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by JoeWendell: 11:14pm On Feb 18, 2022 |
Sarsaproko: Lol, I haven't even scripted a single bar but tomorrow it is then |
Rap Battles / Re: Resolution 1 Jagbajantis Vs Joewendell by JoeWendell: 10:48am On Feb 18, 2022 |
Checkity checky check check. Lol |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by JoeWendell: 11:41pm On Feb 17, 2022 |
Sarsaproko: create, lemme catch a body real quick |
Rap Battles / Re: •°• Kay9ine Vs Iantempo ™ Newbies Rap Battles Tournament 2022 FINALS •°• by JoeWendell: 9:04pm On Feb 17, 2022 |
Battle Closed!!!!!!!!!! IanTempo Wins, Congratulations champion, 3 Crowns milk on your head 1 Like |
Rap Battles / Re: •°• Kay9ine Vs Iantempo ™ Newbies Rap Battles Tournament 2022 FINALS •°• by JoeWendell: 10:00am On Feb 16, 2022 |
IanTempo: Soon |
Rap Battles / Re: •°• Kay9ine Vs Iantempo ™ Newbies Rap Battles Tournament 2022 FINALS •°• by JoeWendell: 9:58am On Feb 16, 2022 |
JoeWendell: Please votes are needed here |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by JoeWendell: 3:47am On Feb 15, 2022 |
Sarsaproko: I will, Jangbajantis are up for a friendly brawl that might put you in a bag? let's just teach these noobs how it's done, what say you |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by JoeWendell: 9:35pm On Feb 14, 2022 |
Rap Battles / Re: •°• Kay9ine Vs Iantempo ™ Newbies Rap Battles Tournament 2022 FINALS •°• by JoeWendell: 9:35pm On Feb 14, 2022 |
Cc: Paayne Absoul Souloho19 ZachHugo Kidpaku Mrkang Mikuz Jigsawkillah Emaprince Ibime 1 Like |
Rap Battles / Re: •°• Kay9ine Vs Iantempo ™ Newbies Rap Battles Tournament 2022 FINALS •°• by JoeWendell: 10:17pm On Feb 13, 2022 |
Kay9ine vs IanTempo Voting Criteria : • Opener - 1 point IanTempo • Rhymes - 2 points IanTempo • Similes/ Metaphors - 2 points Tie, Ian had more references but Kay9ine had good ones too • Punchlines - 3 points IanTempo • Personals - 2 points Kay9ine • Flow - 1 point Omo Na Tempo o • Wordplays - 2 points Tie. Both improved better than before • Closer - 1 point Kay9ine, IanTempo your closer didn't connect properly at all. . MVGT - IanTempo 3 Likes |
Rap Battles / Re: •°• Kay9ine Vs Iantempo ™ Newbies Rap Battles Tournament 2022 FINALS •°• by JoeWendell: 8:25pm On Feb 13, 2022 |
Kay9ine it would be better if you tag a link to Stéphane Breitwieser's profile on Wikipedia or something no be every body get time to go dey google person name |
Rap Battles / Re: •°• Kay9ine Vs Iantempo ™ Newbies Rap Battles Tournament 2022 FINALS •°• by JoeWendell: 8:21pm On Feb 13, 2022 |
Here you go vets Battle is Open for votes : Cc Mrkang Paayne - chief judge ZachHugo Absoul Fluxmind Whiz10 Hydrog3n NastyNic Souloho19 KidPaku Redjohn2 Mikuz Ibime Emaprince Jigsawkillah Limerick 007Bruce Teddybiyasi Krone Elymaxiimus Guykhena Iceskidd Dklef Testerfuze Gottoboy Obesemf Lyricist Funlordjnr Devilmaycry Dj5Naira - Chief judge Joewendell - Chief Judge Jangbajantis Sarsaproko 1 Like |
Rap Battles / Re: •°• Kay9ine Vs Iantempo ™ Newbies Rap Battles Tournament 2022 FINALS •°• by JoeWendell: 8:17pm On Feb 13, 2022 |
Kay9ine: |
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