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Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by JoeWendell: 5:03pm On Oct 03, 2022
I’m a king in this bitch cool grin
Rap Battles / Re: •°• Blackout 2 : Blessedmarshal Vs Technicalrex •°• by JoeWendell: 10:06pm On Mar 06, 2022
blessedmarshal:

It's not okay.. And again you didn't Tag my moniker properly.

Let's fix a better date, this time if you're not around paste your verse to joewendell's mail.


BlessedMarshal and TechnicalRex this match has been rescheduled to 10 March

Give me feedbacks if your okay with the date asap
Rap Battles / Re: •°• Blackout 2 : Blessedmarshal Vs Technicalrex •°• by JoeWendell: 1:18pm On Mar 04, 2022
Hmmm
Rap Battles / Re: •°• Blackout 2 : Blessedmarshal Vs Technicalrex •°• by JoeWendell: 7:42pm On Feb 27, 2022
blessedmarshal:


If he ain't here we can shift the date to suit his timing, because he wasn't following..

Check by the way.

Okay

TechnicalRex respond to this asap
Rap Battles / Re: •°• Blackout 2 : Blessedmarshal Vs Technicalrex •°• by JoeWendell: 11:42am On Feb 27, 2022
Cc

Blessedmarshal
TechnicalRex
Rap Battles / •°• Blackout 2 : Blessedmarshal Vs Technicalrex •°• by JoeWendell: 11:28am On Feb 27, 2022
Blackout Series Presents

BlessedMarshal vs TechnicalRex

Voting Criteria :

• Opener - 1 point

• Rhymes - 2 points

• Similes/ Metaphors - 2 points

• Punchlines - 3 points

• Personals - 2 points

• Flow - 1 point

• Wordplays - 2 points

• Closer - 1 point


Rules

6 Bars and 65 Words per Bar to avoid too much stretching

• 3 votes or MORE ( Can still work another way in a 2 votes to 1 situation.. the Battler with MORE votes gets the win) to a single Battler gives him the win.

• Deadline is 8pm, 27 February 2022

• Verses should be posted by both
battlers on or not later than
deadline date.

• No biting, swaying, stretching,
feeding or recycling.

• No complaining about votes.

• A no show attracts a ban.

• No unnecessary comments

• No smearing comments about any
bar OR biting accusations without
proof.

• Whatever you feel is wrong with a
bar or verse - please put it in your
vote. Vote and state what you found
wrong.

• If there's anything you need to say
in defence of your verse please save
them for after voting's over.

• NO argument with established vets
OR voters.

• Battlers should not interject
between votes and voters should
just vote and leave it like that.

Note : Last Battler to check in....Post first!!!
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by JoeWendell: 9:39am On Feb 27, 2022
blessedmarshal:


Technical?? Still going down??

Thread incoming
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by JoeWendell: 10:56am On Feb 24, 2022
blessedmarshal:


Let's make it Sunday. JoeWendell

Sunday
It is then grin
I wanna see smokes grin
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by JoeWendell: 11:47pm On Feb 22, 2022
Penpul:
Y’all don’t want the heat

Winter is Coming

1 Like

Rap Battles / Re: Resolution 1 Jagbajantis Vs Joewendell by JoeWendell: 9:18pm On Feb 19, 2022
Sarsaproko can I complete my verse? grin grin grin
Rap Battles / Re: Resolution 1 Jagbajantis Vs Joewendell by JoeWendell: 8:52pm On Feb 19, 2022
Lol grin grin
Rap Battles / Re: Resolution 1 Jagbajantis Vs Joewendell by JoeWendell: 8:28pm On Feb 19, 2022
I'm rusty so I could only script 5 bars grin grin grin

NOTE : he's a maths teacher


I came to kill.brought a Knife and a nine/. .pull the trigger, six clips escapes when the gun smokes but Five hits the swine/. .he's half dead day dreaming he's 50 cents. .I let two goons ride to ignite/ set his body on fire. no time to redial/ so this won't be a wake up call . .since he already put his life on the line!!! /




While I cruise side to side with my concubines/ if this impotent rat claims a Stud know that's just faulty lies/ he begs for pussy with a dick that can't fucking rise/. It's no new news Jangbajantis is a 34 year old Math teacher who can't multiply!!!!! /


I'm on a long mission/ to set his stomach ablaze for using wrong intonation/ with these flames I spit I'll burn his mid section/ so if you see Fire in his Belly it doesn't mean he has strong Ambition!!!! /


https://www.nairaland.com/sarsaproko

https://www.nairaland.com/4298212/contribute-buy-sex-dolls


Nobody is rooting for you because they know it's wrong calculation/ check his profile, you'll know he's not sexually active there's more complications/ an impotent weirdo looking for guys to share a plaything with when he's got soft penetrations/ you'll know this math Nigga Can't Calculate since he's looking for 800k to have a dull Fornication!![ /


I'm battling a fish with no smart tactics/it's been a while I did this, I know I lack practice/ but my fast high kicks/ will leave Jangbajantis broken down like I'm analysing Mathematics!!/

5 Likes

Rap Battles / Re: Resolution 1 Jagbajantis Vs Joewendell by JoeWendell: 8:22pm On Feb 19, 2022
Okay, I checked in first. Drop his verse and I'll drop mine grin
Rap Battles / Re: Resolution 1 Jagbajantis Vs Joewendell by JoeWendell: 8:09pm On Feb 19, 2022
I'm here with my verse grin although incomple but it can do some damage, where is Jangbajantis?
Rap Battles / Re: Resolution 1 Jagbajantis Vs Joewendell by JoeWendell: 7:22pm On Feb 19, 2022
still scripting my second bar grin
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by JoeWendell: 4:59pm On Feb 19, 2022
Jangbajantis:

I'll mail you my verse to you so you post for me. May not be around in the evening.

still scripting my first bar o grin
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by JoeWendell: 11:14pm On Feb 18, 2022
Sarsaproko:


Cc: JoeWendell..

Are you game for tomorrow?


Lol, I haven't even scripted a single bar but tomorrow it is then grin grin
Rap Battles / Re: Resolution 1 Jagbajantis Vs Joewendell by JoeWendell: 10:48am On Feb 18, 2022
Checkity checky check check. Lol grin
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by JoeWendell: 11:41pm On Feb 17, 2022
Sarsaproko:


Let me create thread for you guys..

Jagbajantis vs JoeWendell..


create, lemme catch a body real quick
Rap Battles / Re: •°• Kay9ine Vs Iantempo ™ Newbies Rap Battles Tournament 2022 FINALS •°• by JoeWendell: 9:04pm On Feb 17, 2022
Battle Closed!!!!!!!!!!

IanTempo Wins, Congratulations champion, 3 Crowns milk on your head grin

1 Like

Rap Battles / Re: •°• Kay9ine Vs Iantempo ™ Newbies Rap Battles Tournament 2022 FINALS •°• by JoeWendell: 10:00am On Feb 16, 2022
IanTempo:
joewendell I got 4 votes already, shouldn't you be closing this shit? And declare me as the winner?


Soon
Rap Battles / Re: •°• Kay9ine Vs Iantempo ™ Newbies Rap Battles Tournament 2022 FINALS •°• by JoeWendell: 9:58am On Feb 16, 2022
JoeWendell:
Cc:

Paayne

Absoul

Souloho19

ZachHugo

Kidpaku

Mrkang

Mikuz

Jigsawkillah

Ibime





Please votes are needed here
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by JoeWendell: 3:47am On Feb 15, 2022
Sarsaproko:



Yes. Finish him!

I will, Jangbajantis are up for a friendly brawl that might put you in a bag? grin grin let's just teach these noobs how it's done, what say you
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by JoeWendell: 9:35pm On Feb 14, 2022
Sarsaproko:


Jagbajantis


You want me to murder the boy grin grin grin
Rap Battles / Re: •°• Kay9ine Vs Iantempo ™ Newbies Rap Battles Tournament 2022 FINALS •°• by JoeWendell: 9:35pm On Feb 14, 2022
Cc:

Paayne

Absoul

Souloho19

ZachHugo

Kidpaku

Mrkang

Mikuz

Jigsawkillah

Emaprince

Ibime

1 Like

Rap Battles / Re: •°• Kay9ine Vs Iantempo ™ Newbies Rap Battles Tournament 2022 FINALS •°• by JoeWendell: 10:17pm On Feb 13, 2022
Kay9ine vs IanTempo


Voting Criteria :

• Opener - 1 point IanTempo

• Rhymes - 2 points IanTempo

• Similes/ Metaphors - 2 points Tie, Ian had more references but Kay9ine had good ones too

• Punchlines - 3 points IanTempo grin

• Personals - 2 points Kay9ine grin

• Flow - 1 point Omo Na Tempo o grin

• Wordplays - 2 points Tie. Both improved better than before

• Closer - 1 point Kay9ine, IanTempo your closer didn't connect properly at all. .

MVGT - IanTempo

3 Likes

Rap Battles / Re: •°• Kay9ine Vs Iantempo ™ Newbies Rap Battles Tournament 2022 FINALS •°• by JoeWendell: 8:25pm On Feb 13, 2022
Kay9ine it would be better if you tag a link to Stéphane Breitwieser's profile on Wikipedia or something no be every body get time to go dey google person name
Rap Battles / Re: •°• Kay9ine Vs Iantempo ™ Newbies Rap Battles Tournament 2022 FINALS •°• by JoeWendell: 8:21pm On Feb 13, 2022
Here you go vets

Battle is Open for votes :

Cc


Mrkang
Paayne - chief judge
ZachHugo
Absoul
Fluxmind
Whiz10
Hydrog3n
NastyNic
Souloho19
KidPaku
Redjohn2
Mikuz
Ibime
Emaprince
Jigsawkillah
Limerick
007Bruce
Teddybiyasi
Krone
Elymaxiimus
Guykhena
Iceskidd
Dklef
Testerfuze
Gottoboy
Obesemf
Lyricist
Funlordjnr
Devilmaycry
Dj5Naira - Chief judge
Joewendell - Chief Judge
Jangbajantis
Sarsaproko

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Rap Battles / Re: •°• Kay9ine Vs Iantempo ™ Newbies Rap Battles Tournament 2022 FINALS •°• by JoeWendell: 8:17pm On Feb 13, 2022
Kay9ine:
iLLY ScRipTEd BaRz FoR IaNtEmPo the WaCkO


××× in this MATCH, it's not my fault that you're too dense/ if you claim you're COUNTER FIT. That means your life is fake and useless/ but if you try to act like you're clueless/. I'll point my NINE to your OPTIC, you'll see the movement/ before I trigger your PUPILS like I just angered some Students!! /

*****NOTE ***** His strength is mostly on name plays and weak puns, so he might come saying I'm a dog that bites like Deepwaters007 and Omminnent did.

Like I a give a _fuck?


××× I always WIN when I RIDE to Battle, I don't take the L , because I Sabi Drive well/ he spreads wrong info just for personals and a few likes here/. .but I'm WOKE enough to give the old dreamer a new Nightmare/ Look up my FIRST BAR!! The AIM was shot(shut) down in my opener too. . Right there/ The point? It was dead on Arrival since I murdered the fools EYE There!!/ idea


××× With the Flops he drops I know y'all barely feeling this rapper/ I'll bat his balls and to his brains I'll be moving my Archers/ His shots has no effects like bullets fired in the air by Soldiers/______He drops another weak shot_____And we all Scream KAI like Tuchel showing disappointment in Haverts!!!




Deepwaters007 still made it to the next round and I Killed him


××× You said you walk on water like Jesus? the joke is not even that funny/ But I'll laugh anyway because you said you're water resistant!! you're truly a daft dummy/ Bragged on how water couldn't go through you. Your lie is dumb, wack, Clumsy/____ I killed deep, so definitely H2o passed through your head Sonny/. If you claim you on top of water, must be you floating as a dead body!!!!!/

××× In this match I'll clip his wings like shooting some right wingers/ proceed to make his PITH motionless with high fever/ I'm quite eager/ to kill him with knives and light triggers/ because I spite the blind nigga/ but since a lack of SURGE IN . .his body, I'll still his heart Call me Stéphane Breitwieser!!!/ Surgeon

××× Don't think I'm here to Impress, Shock or Amaze/ when I leave him Speechless [/i]____ I damaged his VOCAL CORDS with a Chain/ I heard he got [i] wits and I'm here to set it Ablaze/ these scripted bars will AWE him again and again/ Till they blow his Minds up like I put Bombs in his Brains!!!/

KEYS: he likes doing name flips
Google Stéphane Breitwieser, then you'll understand the punch and wordplays in that bar
Rap Battles / Re: •°• Kay9ine Vs Iantempo ™ Newbies Rap Battles Tournament 2022 FINALS •°• by JoeWendell: 8:17pm On Feb 13, 2022
IanTempo:
démolition de Kay9ine

intro:

joewendell had motives fixing this brawl on feb thirteenth, sunday
i'm a gun guy so
i'll let the clips caress him brutally, as soon as i let the thick pre-intimacy .
watch me put these heavy metals around kay9ines neck like a big dog chain

verse :

• fuucck!! why did you just step into hades Lair

my blades mad Stylish, they got a crazy flair

they'll off your skin. . . like snakes are changing here

. . .because your flesh don't matter to this archeologist's raging flare

i came to cut your bone straight like I'm slicing ladies hair


• i'm strong in the game. . . . . i stagger not

i hang the foe up the wall like a kitchen utensil or my grandma's pot

my brutish aggression will reach his kids . . . . i'll dagger all

leaving his heirs on the floor like he's in a barbers shop!


• canine is an animal. . . . and I'm ruthlessly incisive

he steal lyrics and raps the bitch has a criminal mindset

my fist will kiss his jaws. . . .my bars also caress his side cheeks

one punch will remove his teeth. . . . if he tries to bite me!


• fact is we all know this bitch is loosing here

this faggit ain't used to hoes, so he pussy scared

. . he prefers having balls between his legs like players getting nutmegs in footy wears

you always find him on top a diick like the pubic hair!!


• this thread was created to get him strangled here

i put his heart in a box like a stag in square

he's lost hope . . .getting suicidal in this atmosphere

i step in and tell him don't give up ,
encouraging the faggit nerd

by giving him a ROPE . . . . so he can hang in there!!!
(Hanging deer) (hart)


• wherever this puppy creep to , i'll leave him with a bleeding, torn knee

then put a block chain on his neck. . . . .
the rare cord keep him from doing something

i taught this animal trade like tutoring courses

the dog then went and bitcoins but he was just chewing money!!!
Rap Battles / Re: •°• Kay9ine Vs Iantempo ™ Newbies Rap Battles Tournament 2022 FINALS •°• by JoeWendell: 8:07pm On Feb 13, 2022
Kay9ine??
Rap Battles / Re: •°• Kay9ine Vs Iantempo ™ Newbies Rap Battles Tournament 2022 FINALS •°• by JoeWendell: 8:06pm On Feb 13, 2022
IanTempo:



I'm posting in 5 munites

Post after I do.

Cc; Joewendell, 5 munites

Okay

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