Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by JoeWendell: 8:37pm On Jul 21, 2024 |
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Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by JoeWendell: 8:35pm On Jul 21, 2024 |
JigsawKillah: See, I write words that check men Suffocate the B's, the vibe worse with S men My gang chaotic, we ride wars like X Men Blasting every thing, we Cyclops with Tex, men 24 to life? I'm not invested Hit 30, that stuff, I'm not interested But niggas move mad and nobody checks them I visit they fathers , 'cause I'm not repented Niggas tapping screens, while I tap they chicks They wait for listing days, she hits me place They fight for CEX, all night we sex Now they crying dust, while she rides me crotch They hate when I say it, a man splits his time To a woman who's worth it, when he leaves the grind He gotta stay fit, so he brings all his game And she gotta hawk tuah and speet on his thang Money is a must, so he needs all the change Before the engines get knocked, get the grease off, get laid Family is a challenge, ensuring kids are well raised But if he puts the ring on it, he's got himself to blame Age comes with clarity, stay strong on salary The message is important so stay off the gallery It's never enough so make something passively Life's an action movie, with fake guns start packaging Never be afraid to change all you acting with Play the game no matter whose baseball you're batting with Every morning is a gift, so praise God, unwrapping it If you don't get the part, break off, come back again
Jigs Lionheart I remember when I whooped Jigs/ with my flows like opened rigs/ with MO clips/ like the Cinema is stacked on show Biz/ I'm Rusty and I know this/ but bar for bar I would put killa in a box like an assassin with no skills/ I diss and never miss/ my verses splits Saws and sever ribs/ so I'm actually killing and dividing Jigs/ for spitting generic shit/  Rappers can't decode my verses/ my oesophagus be raving with acids/ when I spit, saw gets burned!! That's a carpenters tool in Ashes!!  So i left Jigsawkillah in tears/ verses ill and sick nigga getting pumped till he swells/ I pack the numbers when it comes to money, sick and twelves/ while Saw enjoys being broke!! He is just a shell/ What's good Jigs? |
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by JoeWendell: 4:06pm On Jul 01, 2024 |
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Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by JoeWendell: 5:03pm On Oct 03, 2022 |
I’m a king in this bitch  |
Rap Battles › Re: •°• Blackout 2 : Blessedmarshal Vs Technicalrex •°• by JoeWendell(op): 10:06pm On Mar 06, 2022 |
blessedmarshal: It's not okay.. And again you didn't Tag my moniker properly.
Let's fix a better date, this time if you're not around paste your verse to joewendell's mail. BlessedMarshal and TechnicalRex this match has been rescheduled to 10 March Give me feedbacks if your okay with the date asap |
Rap Battles › Re: •°• Blackout 2 : Blessedmarshal Vs Technicalrex •°• by JoeWendell(op): 1:18pm On Mar 04, 2022 |
Hmmm |
Rap Battles › Re: •°• Blackout 2 : Blessedmarshal Vs Technicalrex •°• by JoeWendell(op): 7:42pm On Feb 27, 2022 |
blessedmarshal: If he ain't here we can shift the date to suit his timing, because he wasn't following..
Check by the way. Okay TechnicalRex respond to this asap |
Rap Battles › Re: •°• Blackout 2 : Blessedmarshal Vs Technicalrex •°• by JoeWendell(op): 11:42am On Feb 27, 2022 |
Cc
Blessedmarshal TechnicalRex |
Rap Battles › •°• Blackout 2 : Blessedmarshal Vs Technicalrex •°• by JoeWendell(op): 11:28am On Feb 27, 2022 |
Blackout Series Presents
BlessedMarshal vs TechnicalRex
Voting Criteria :
• Opener - 1 point
• Rhymes - 2 points
• Similes/ Metaphors - 2 points
• Punchlines - 3 points
• Personals - 2 points
• Flow - 1 point
• Wordplays - 2 points
• Closer - 1 point
Rules
• 6 Bars and 65 Words per Bar to avoid too much stretching
• 3 votes or MORE ( Can still work another way in a 2 votes to 1 situation.. the Battler with MORE votes gets the win) to a single Battler gives him the win.
• Deadline is 8pm, 27 February 2022
• Verses should be posted by both battlers on or not later than deadline date.
• No biting, swaying, stretching, feeding or recycling.
• No complaining about votes.
• A no show attracts a ban.
• No unnecessary comments
• No smearing comments about any bar OR biting accusations without proof.
• Whatever you feel is wrong with a bar or verse - please put it in your vote. Vote and state what you found wrong.
• If there's anything you need to say in defence of your verse please save them for after voting's over.
• NO argument with established vets OR voters.
• Battlers should not interject between votes and voters should just vote and leave it like that.
Note : Last Battler to check in....Post first!!! |
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by JoeWendell: 9:39am On Feb 27, 2022 |
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Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by JoeWendell: 10:56am On Feb 24, 2022 |
blessedmarshal: Let's make it Sunday. JoeWendell Sunday It is then  I wanna see smokes  |
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by JoeWendell: 11:47pm On Feb 22, 2022 |
Penpul: Y’all don’t want the heat Winter is Coming |
Rap Battles › Re: Resolution 1 Jagbajantis Vs Joewendell by JoeWendell: 9:18pm On Feb 19, 2022 |
Sarsaproko can I complete my verse?  |
Rap Battles › Re: Resolution 1 Jagbajantis Vs Joewendell by JoeWendell: 8:52pm On Feb 19, 2022 |
Lol  |
Rap Battles › Re: Resolution 1 Jagbajantis Vs Joewendell by JoeWendell: 8:28pm On Feb 19, 2022*. Modified: 9:15pm On Feb 19, 2022 |
I'm rusty so I could only script 5 bars NOTE : he's a maths teacher I came to kill.brought a Knife and a nine/. .pull the trigger, six clips escapes when the gun smokes but Five hits the swine/. .he's half dead day dreaming he's 50 cents. .I let two goons ride to ignite/ set his body on fire. no time to redial/ so this won't be a wake up call . .since he already put his life on the line!!! / While I cruise side to side with my concubines/ if this impotent rat claims a Stud know that's just faulty lies/ he begs for pussy with a dick that can't fucking rise/. It's no new news Jangbajantis is a 34 year old Math teacher who can't multiply!!!!! / I'm on a long mission/ to set his stomach ablaze for using wrong intonation/ with these flames I spit I'll burn his mid section/ so if you see Fire in his Belly it doesn't mean he has strong Ambition!!!! / https://www.nairaland.com/sarsaprokohttps://www.nairaland.com/4298212/contribute-buy-sex-dollsNobody is rooting for you because they know it's wrong calculation/ check his profile, you'll know he's not sexually active there's more complications/ an impotent weirdo looking for guys to share a plaything with when he's got soft penetrations/ you'll know this math Nigga Can't Calculate since he's looking for 800k to have a dull Fornication! |
Rap Battles › Re: Resolution 1 Jagbajantis Vs Joewendell by JoeWendell: 8:09pm On Feb 19, 2022 |
I'm here with my verse although incomple but it can do some damage, where is Jangbajantis? |
Rap Battles › Re: Resolution 1 Jagbajantis Vs Joewendell by JoeWendell: 7:22pm On Feb 19, 2022 |
still scripting my second bar |
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by JoeWendell: 4:59pm On Feb 19, 2022 |
Jangbajantis: I'll mail you my verse to you so you post for me. May not be around in the evening. still scripting my first bar o |
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by JoeWendell: 11:14pm On Feb 18, 2022 |
Sarsaproko: Cc: JoeWendell..
Are you game for tomorrow? Lol, I haven't even scripted a single bar but tomorrow it is then  |
Rap Battles › Re: Resolution 1 Jagbajantis Vs Joewendell by JoeWendell: 10:48am On Feb 18, 2022 |
Checkity checky check check. Lol |
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by JoeWendell: 11:41pm On Feb 17, 2022 |
Sarsaproko: Let me create thread for you guys..
Jagbajantis vs JoeWendell.. create, lemme catch a body real quick |
Rap Battles › Re: •°• Kay9ine Vs Iantempo ™ Newbies Rap Battles Tournament 2022 FINALS •°• by JoeWendell(op): 9:04pm On Feb 17, 2022 |
Battle Closed!!!!!!!!!! IanTempo Wins, Congratulations champion, 3 Crowns milk on your head  |
Rap Battles › Re: •°• Kay9ine Vs Iantempo ™ Newbies Rap Battles Tournament 2022 FINALS •°• by JoeWendell(op): 10:00am On Feb 16, 2022 |
IanTempo: joewendell I got 4 votes already, shouldn't you be closing this shit? And declare me as the winner? Soon |
Rap Battles › Re: •°• Kay9ine Vs Iantempo ™ Newbies Rap Battles Tournament 2022 FINALS •°• by JoeWendell(op): 9:58am On Feb 16, 2022 |
JoeWendell: Cc:
Paayne
Absoul
Souloho19
ZachHugo
Kidpaku
Mrkang
Mikuz
Jigsawkillah
Ibime
Please votes are needed here |
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by JoeWendell: 3:47am On Feb 15, 2022 |
Sarsaproko: Yes. Finish him! I will, Jangbajantis are up for a friendly brawl that might put you in a bag? let's just teach these noobs how it's done, what say you |
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by JoeWendell: 9:35pm On Feb 14, 2022 |
Sarsaproko: Jagbajantis You want me to murder the boy  |
Rap Battles › Re: •°• Kay9ine Vs Iantempo ™ Newbies Rap Battles Tournament 2022 FINALS •°• by JoeWendell(op): 9:35pm On Feb 14, 2022 |
Cc:
Paayne
Absoul
Souloho19
ZachHugo
Kidpaku
Mrkang
Mikuz
Jigsawkillah
Emaprince
Ibime
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Rap Battles › Re: •°• Kay9ine Vs Iantempo ™ Newbies Rap Battles Tournament 2022 FINALS •°• by JoeWendell(op): 10:17pm On Feb 13, 2022 |
Kay9ine vs IanTempo
Voting Criteria :
• Opener - 1 point IanTempo
• Rhymes - 2 points IanTempo
• Similes/ Metaphors - 2 points Tie, Ian had more references but Kay9ine had good ones too
• Punchlines - 3 points IanTempo
• Personals - 2 points Kay9ine
• Flow - 1 point Omo Na Tempo o
• Wordplays - 2 points Tie. Both improved better than before
• Closer - 1 point Kay9ine, IanTempo your closer didn't connect properly at all. .
MVGT - IanTempo |
Rap Battles › Re: •°• Kay9ine Vs Iantempo ™ Newbies Rap Battles Tournament 2022 FINALS •°• by JoeWendell(op): 8:25pm On Feb 13, 2022*. Modified: 10:00am On Feb 16, 2022 |
Kay9ine it would be better if you tag a link to Stéphane Breitwieser's profile on Wikipedia or something no be every body get time to go dey google person name
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Rap Battles › Re: •°• Kay9ine Vs Iantempo ™ Newbies Rap Battles Tournament 2022 FINALS •°• by JoeWendell(op): 8:21pm On Feb 13, 2022 |
Here you go vets
Battle is Open for votes :
Cc
Mrkang Paayne - chief judge ZachHugo Absoul Fluxmind Whiz10 Hydrog3n NastyNic Souloho19 KidPaku Redjohn2 Mikuz Ibime Emaprince Jigsawkillah Limerick 007Bruce Teddybiyasi Krone Elymaxiimus Guykhena Iceskidd Dklef Testerfuze Gottoboy Obesemf Lyricist Funlordjnr Devilmaycry Dj5Naira - Chief judge Joewendell - Chief Judge Jangbajantis Sarsaproko |
Rap Battles › Re: •°• Kay9ine Vs Iantempo ™ Newbies Rap Battles Tournament 2022 FINALS •°• by JoeWendell(op): 8:17pm On Feb 13, 2022 |
Kay9ine: iLLY ScRipTEd BaRz FoR IaNtEmPo the WaCkO
××× in this MATCH, it's not my fault that you're too dense/ if you claim you're COUNTER FIT. That means your life is fake and useless/ but if you try to act like you're clueless/. I'll point my NINE to your OPTIC, you'll see the movement/ before I trigger your PUPILS like I just angered some Students!! /
*****NOTE ***** His strength is mostly on name plays and weak puns, so he might come saying I'm a dog that bites like Deepwaters007 and Omminnent did.
Like I a give a _fuck?
××× I always WIN when I RIDE to Battle, I don't take the L , because I Sabi Drive well/ he spreads wrong info just for personals and a few likes here/. .but I'm WOKE enough to give the old dreamer a new Nightmare/ Look up my FIRST BAR!! The AIM was shot(shut) down in my opener too. . Right there/ The point? It was dead on Arrival since I murdered the fools EYE There!!/ idea
××× With the Flops he drops I know y'all barely feeling this rapper/ I'll bat his balls and to his brains I'll be moving my Archers/ His shots has no effects like bullets fired in the air by Soldiers/______He drops another weak shot_____And we all Scream KAI like Tuchel showing disappointment in Haverts!!!
Deepwaters007 still made it to the next round and I Killed him
××× You said you walk on water like Jesus? the joke is not even that funny/ But I'll laugh anyway because you said you're water resistant!! you're truly a daft dummy/ Bragged on how water couldn't go through you. Your lie is dumb, wack, Clumsy/____ I killed deep, so definitely H2o passed through your head Sonny/. If you claim you on top of water, must be you floating as a dead body!!!!!/
××× In this match I'll clip his wings like shooting some right wingers/ proceed to make his PITH motionless with high fever/ I'm quite eager/ to kill him with knives and light triggers/ because I spite the blind nigga/ but since a lack of SURGE IN . .his body, I'll still his heart Call me Stéphane Breitwieser!!!/ Surgeon
××× Don't think I'm here to Impress, Shock or Amaze/ when I leave him Speechless [/i]____ I damaged his VOCAL CORDS with a Chain/ I heard he got [i] wits and I'm here to set it Ablaze/ these scripted bars will AWE him again and again/ Till they blow his Minds up like I put Bombs in his Brains!!!/
KEYS: he likes doing name flips Google Stéphane Breitwieser, then you'll understand the punch and wordplays in that bar |