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Rap BattlesRe: •°• Newbies Rap Battle Tournament 2019 •°• by JoeWendell(op): 8:07pm On Feb 07, 2022
Henuell:
I'm in bro
It's already semi finals maybe next tournament
Rap Battles•°• Kay9ine Vs Deepwaters007 ™ NRBT 2022 Semi Finals •°• by JoeWendell(op): 5:13pm On Feb 05, 2022
Semi Finals




Kay9ine Vs Deepwaters007





Voting Criteria :

• Opener - 1 point

• Rhymes - 2 points

• Similes/ Metaphors - 2 points

• Punchlines - 3 points

• Personals - 2 points

• Flow - 1 point

• Wordplays - 2 points

• Closer - 1 point


Rules

5 Bars and 65 Words per Bar to avoid too much stretching

• 3 votes or MORE ( Can still work another way in a 2 votes to 1 situation.. the Battler with MORE votes gets the win) to a single Battler gives him the win.

• Deadline is 9pm, February 7. 2022

• Verses should be posted by both
battlers on or not later than
deadline date.

• No biting, swaying, stretching,
feeding or recycling.

• No complaining about votes.

• A no show attracts a ban.

• No unnecessary comments

• No smearing comments about any
bar OR biting accusations without
proof.

• Whatever you feel is wrong with a
bar or verse - please put it in your
vote. Vote and state what you found
wrong.

• If there's anything you need to say
in defence of your verse please save
them for after voting's over.

• NO argument with established vets
OR voters.

• Battlers should not interject
between votes and voters should
just vote and leave it like that.

Note : Last Battler to check in....Post first!!!
Rap Battles•°• Technicalrex Vs Iantempo ™ NRBT 2022 Semi Finals •°• by JoeWendell(op): 4:58pm On Feb 05, 2022
Semi Finals

TechnicalRex vs IanTempo





Voting Criteria :

• Opener - 1 point

• Rhymes - 2 points

• Similes/ Metaphors - 2 points

• Punchlines - 3 points

• Personals - 2 points

• Flow - 1 point

• Wordplays - 2 points

• Closer - 1 point


Rules

5 Bars and 65 Words per Bar to avoid too much stretching

• 3 votes or MORE ( Can still work another way in a 2 votes to 1 situation.. the Battler with MORE votes gets the win) to a single Battler gives him the win.

• Deadline is 9pm, February 7. 2022

• Verses should be posted by both
battlers on or not later than
deadline date.

• No biting, swaying, stretching,
feeding or recycling.

• No complaining about votes.

• A no show attracts a ban.

• No unnecessary comments

• No smearing comments about any
bar OR biting accusations without
proof.

• Whatever you feel is wrong with a
bar or verse - please put it in your
vote. Vote and state what you found
wrong.

• If there's anything you need to say
in defence of your verse please save
them for after voting's over.

• NO argument with established vets
OR voters.

• Battlers should not interject
between votes and voters should
just vote and leave it like that.

Note : Last Battler to check in....Post first!!!
Rap BattlesRe: •°• Newbies Tourney 2022 Battle Fixtures Updates And More •°• by JoeWendell(op): 9:34pm On Feb 03, 2022
Semi Finals Fixtures

• TechnicalRex vs IanTempo - Feb 7

• Kay9ine vs Deepwaters007 - Feb 7

Battle Threads will be created before the deadline date.
Rap BattlesRe: •°• Redbishop Vs 100barz ™ Newbies Rap Battles Tournament 2022 •°• by JoeWendell(op): 11:10pm On Feb 02, 2022
Sarsaproko:
Give it to 100barz.
Would love to but... rules are rules and I already outlined the semi finalist

Deepwaters007 had to qualify as best looser because he had more votes than Omminnent in their battles respectively.
Rap BattlesRe: •°• Newbies Tourney 2022 Battle Fixtures Updates And More •°• by JoeWendell(op): 10:59pm On Feb 01, 2022
JoeWendell:
• TechnicalRex

• Iantempo

• Kay9ine

Are already in the next round

100Barz and RedBishop. I'll soon dq both of you
A round of Applauds for

TechnicalRex
Kay9ine
Iantempo and
Deepwaters007 qualified as best looser

100barz and RedBishop were disqualified via no-show!!

Semi finals fixtures coming up soon
Rap BattlesRe: •°• Redbishop Vs 100barz ™ Newbies Rap Battles Tournament 2022 •°• by JoeWendell(op): 10:56pm On Feb 01, 2022
Battle Closed!!!!!

Both batllers DQ'd via No-show
Rap BattlesRe: •°• Newbies Tourney 2022 Battle Fixtures Updates And More •°• by JoeWendell(op): 8:58am On Feb 01, 2022
• TechnicalRex

• Iantempo

• Kay9ine

Are already in the next round

100Barz and RedBishop. I'll soon dq both of you
Rap BattlesRe: •°• Kay9ine Vs Omminnent ™ Newbies Rap Battles Tournament 2022 K.O Round •°• by JoeWendell(op): 8:52am On Feb 01, 2022
Battle Closed!!!

Kay9ine moves to the next round grin
Rap BattlesRe: •°• Kay9ine Vs Omminnent ™ Newbies Rap Battles Tournament 2022 K.O Round •°• by JoeWendell(op): 6:45pm On Jan 31, 2022
That's good for you because Kay9ine already has 2 votes. If he gets another he wins.
Rap BattlesRe: •°• Redbishop Vs 100barz ™ Newbies Rap Battles Tournament 2022 •°• by JoeWendell(op): 6:42pm On Jan 31, 2022
Hmmm
Rap BattlesRe: •°• Kay9ine Vs Omminnent ™ Newbies Rap Battles Tournament 2022 K.O Round •°• by JoeWendell(op): 6:41pm On Jan 31, 2022
Cc



Mrkang
Paayne - chief judge
ZachHugo
Absoul
Fluxmind
Whiz10
Hydrog3n
NastyNic
Souloho19
KidPaku
Redjohn2
Mikuz
Ibime
Emaprince
Jigsawkillah
Limerick
007Bruce
Teddybiyasi
Krone
Elymaxiimus
Guykhena
Iceskidd
Dklef
Testerfuze
Gottoboy
Obesemf
Lyricist
Funlordjnr
Devilmaycry
Dj5Naira - Chief judge
Joewendell - Chief Judge
Rap BattlesRe: •°• Kay9ine Vs Omminnent ™ Newbies Rap Battles Tournament 2022 K.O Round •°• by JoeWendell(op): 6:41pm On Jan 31, 2022
Sarsaproko:
Opener - Tie. I like both.. Erriksen and burn homes down..

Rhymes - Omminnent

S/M - Tie

Punchlines - tie

Personals - Nil

Flow - Omminnent

Wordplay - kay9ine

Closer - kay9ine

Verdict - Draw
Can you use a tie breaker. Give the win to the person with a more enjoyable verse
Rap BattlesRe: •°• Kay9ine Vs Omminnent ™ Newbies Rap Battles Tournament 2022 K.O Round •°• by JoeWendell(op):
• Opener - 1 point - . Kay9ine . . . Both openers are nice. I like Omminnent's opener too

• Rhymes - 2 points - Kay9ine not really really good though. .

• Similes/ Metaphors - 2 points Tie .

• Punchlines - 3 points - Tie

• Personals - 2 points - Yinmu

• Flow - 1 point - Omminnent

• Wordplays - 2 points Yinmu . . Both had zero wordplays. This is a text battle. You need to do wordplays for God sakes .

• Closer - 1 point - Kay9ine . . . direct shot

Kay9ine 4 vs Omminnent 1

MVGT - Kay9ine .
Rap BattlesRe: •°• Kay9ine Vs Omminnent ™ Newbies Rap Battles Tournament 2022 K.O Round •°• by JoeWendell(op):
Not TOO impressed with both verses but it was okay

I'll drop my verdict in a bit although I see a few reaches here and there
Rap BattlesRe: •°• Redbishop Vs 100barz ™ Newbies Rap Battles Tournament 2022 •°• by JoeWendell(op): 9:45pm On Jan 30, 2022
Redbishop:
Bro no vex I go drop my bars tomorrow
Been extremely busy..
So I checked in to make sure u don't give me a no show ..
Okay

100Barz over to you
Rap BattlesRe: •°• Redbishop Vs 100barz ™ Newbies Rap Battles Tournament 2022 •°• by JoeWendell(op): 9:00pm On Jan 30, 2022
JoeWendell:
RedBishop and 100barz

hope you guys turn up, it's almost time
I'll DQ both of you if you guys don't turn up before 9 : 30
Rap BattlesRe: •°• Kay9ine Vs Omminnent ™ Newbies Rap Battles Tournament 2022 K.O Round •°• by JoeWendell(op): 8:59pm On Jan 30, 2022
Open for Votes



Mrkang
Paayne - chief judge
ZachHugo
Absoul
Fluxmind
Whiz10
Hydrog3n
NastyNic
Souloho19
KidPaku
Redjohn2
Mikuz
Ibime
Emaprince
Jigsawkillah
Limerick
007Bruce
Teddybiyasi
Krone
Elymaxiimus
Guykhena
Iceskidd
Dklef
Testerfuze
Gottoboy
Obesemf
Lyricist
Funlordjnr
Devilmaycry
Dj5Naira - Chief judge
Joewendell - Chief Judge
Rap BattlesRe: •°• Kay9ine Vs Omminnent ™ Newbies Rap Battles Tournament 2022 K.O Round •°• by JoeWendell(op): 8:59pm On Jan 30, 2022
Kay9ine:
ILLY ScRipted baRZ for Omms

I Joined this program to murder him/
Brought 3 large filled gas CYLINDERS____and Old Rounds from my Armory/
You'll see beauty in the death of the CRIMINAL_____when my Chrome sounds with Ornaments/
One shot to the CYLINDERs_________Boom!! It'll Burn HOMES (Omms) down like an "Arsonist"!!!!/


A little birdie told me, he's after my life, I was like Okay fine/
I'll take his life first, Then he won't be able to take mine/
So I visited the "THREAD" ________setting landmiles at night till day time/
he steps in___________ Boom!! and i dug his grave fine/
I took precautions in this battle like a clever male knight/
Cause a "stitch" in time they say____ Saves 9/.


You're homes and your siblings live with me. A bunch of daft babes/
Black ugly girls with saggy tits and "no Ass"__Shame/
I'll talk out loud because "Basketmouth" be my last name/
The worst part is they are like Amoebas___ They'll lack "shape"/
Since they're YANSHLESS____I started calling them my FLATmates/

Y'all gonna see me murder Omminnent!!!!


The killing I'm doing here is that Evident/
taking this battle to its MATHS segment/
To enable me do long 'DIVISION' on him with vicious and mad Intent/
"Removing" the soul from this wack specimen/
So when i "divide" 0 in two____ I'm not trying to write Percent!!! %/

No guns because i ain't got time to crack and shoot/
I'm a sleek ROOFER with all the nice kind and type of tools/
Heading to the TOP of this bitch to smack and pull/
Till i open HOMES up like I detached a ROOF!!!!!!/
Rap BattlesRe: •°• Kay9ine Vs Omminnent ™ Newbies Rap Battles Tournament 2022 K.O Round •°• by JoeWendell(op): 8:59pm On Jan 30, 2022
Omminnent:
They set me up against a Non living thing/ A black version of a Boutique Mannequin/ This bout gave him life. . .but he'll loose it. Cos the punches I'm sending him/ Will make his heart fail in this match . . Christian Eriksen!!/


This is no Hyperbole/ . . .this Aba made Canine eats Guacamole/ This is a "Mismatch" . . .my Beasts would easily Crack his Bones/. . .Like "Bruno Large" I'll enter this "Match" with my Pack of wolves!/


I'm looking sharp . .and on my eye is Odin's patch/. Dressed to kill. . My gear will rip this goblin apart/. . straight to Applying the strategy on my open chart/. . Blades to his chest. . . Cut through to leave a wide-open part/. . like people with ended "love affairs". . I'll leave him with a 'Broken heart'!/


It's Suicide when i have the 9 Shoot 9 to death. . I'm known to be Clutch/. . On this wack Bingo, I've emptied all of my Glocks/. . Still brought a casket to this brawl. .That's where I'll be dropping his corpse/. . Like a striker looking for penalty. .A couple of clips made number 9 go down in a Box/



I'll Ride the clutch/. . aiming to kill a Beast with a Diamond Glock/. . I'm not sober, I've had Alcohol/. . 9 is a Stupid uneducated type of dog/. . I let him out the house and the dog died cos he went to Bite the Dust!/


Done!
Rap BattlesRe: •°• Kay9ine Vs Omminnent ™ Newbies Rap Battles Tournament 2022 K.O Round •°• by JoeWendell(op): 8:57pm On Jan 30, 2022
Thank you guys for showing up. No more messages at this stage only voters and none battlers are allowed to comment

Na beg I dey beg oo
Rap BattlesRe: •°• Kay9ine Vs Omminnent ™ Newbies Rap Battles Tournament 2022 K.O Round •°• by JoeWendell(op): 8:36pm On Jan 30, 2022
Kay9ine:
I'm here verse is ready.

I will post when it's time
Post when its time. If he doesn't turn up, he will face the same fate as Blessed
Rap BattlesRe: •°• Redbishop Vs 100barz ™ Newbies Rap Battles Tournament 2022 •°• by JoeWendell(op): 8:17pm On Jan 30, 2022
RedBishop and 100barz

hope you guys turn up, it's almost time
Rap BattlesRe: •°• Kay9ine Vs Omminnent ™ Newbies Rap Battles Tournament 2022 K.O Round •°• by JoeWendell(op): 8:16pm On Jan 30, 2022
Kay9ine and Omminnent

hope you guys turn up. It's almost time
Rap BattlesRe: •°• Blessedmarshal Vs Technicalrex ™ Newbies Rap Battles Tournament 2022 K.O •°• by JoeWendell(op): 6:23pm On Jan 30, 2022
blessedmarshal:
Gees, wasn't aware we've been pitted...

My ba.d
You've been offline? Sorry. better luck next time though grin
Rap BattlesRe: •°• Redbishop Vs 100barz ™ Newbies Rap Battles Tournament 2022 •°• by JoeWendell(op): 4:50pm On Jan 30, 2022
Good good. . cheesy
Rap BattlesRe: •°• Deepwaters007 Vs Iantempo ™ Newbies Rap Battles Tournament 2022 •°• by JoeWendell(op): 8:40am On Jan 30, 2022
Battle Closed!!!!!

IanTempo advances to the next round

Well done Deepwaters007 you tried. .kudos for showing up
Rap BattlesRe: •°• Deepwaters007 Vs Iantempo ™ Newbies Rap Battles Tournament 2022 •°• by JoeWendell(op): 8:12am On Jan 30, 2022
Scores Deepwaters 2 vs IanTempo 5
Rap BattlesRe: •°• Deepwaters007 Vs Iantempo ™ Newbies Rap Battles Tournament 2022 •°• by JoeWendell(op): 8:08am On Jan 30, 2022
mikuz:
You are doing well both tag active votes these days like Dj5naira etc
Thanks boss

I already tagged Dj5naira
Rap BattlesRe: •°• Deepwaters007 Vs Iantempo ™ Newbies Rap Battles Tournament 2022 •°• by JoeWendell(op): 10:37pm On Jan 29, 2022
Votes needed



Testerfuze
Gottoboy
Ibime
Emaprince
Giyazz
Obainojazz
Elymaxiimus
Mikuz
Jigsawkillah
llaykorn
Teddybiyasi
Rap BattlesRe: •°• Blessedmarshal Vs Technicalrex ™ Newbies Rap Battles Tournament 2022 K.O •°• by JoeWendell(op): 10:25pm On Jan 29, 2022
ZachHugo:
why so fast. what are you in a hurry for.
hope you get it now. she still haven't turn up grin
Rap BattlesRe: •°• Deepwaters007 Vs Iantempo ™ Newbies Rap Battles Tournament 2022 •°• by JoeWendell(op): 10:21pm On Jan 29, 2022
souloho19:
As in eh cheesy both of them dey para
Whoever goes through from here is a strong contender yo!!

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