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Travel › Re: General UK Visa Enquiries - Part 5 by joeyrayroy(m): 3:31pm On Jul 26, 2024

giselle237:
You mistakenly lied? Honestly why are we doing this?
You know you didn’t submit TRF or upload the result and neither had you submitted such english result it in the past, yet you said you did… unnecessary mind boggling lies.

Except you had submitted this document to your professional body before, I see no reason why employing lies in a straightforward application. Ano understand sha.
Standard application takes 15 working days. 15. Give them time to do their work and for them to perhaps ask you to upload the documentation.

My brother, It was an oversight, why will I Lie about a certificate I have..

Travel › Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by joeyrayroy(m): 1:41pm On Jul 26, 2024

Good afternoon Travelanders

I got a COS for skilled worker visa(maintenance ticked), and my start date is 29th July..My intended date of arrival ( 24th july) already passed and I am still yet to get a decision on my application.

I had one refusal last year which I appealed for successfully.

The only comma in my application was the IELTS TRF which I didn't submit and also didn't upload..I mistakenly stated that I had submit my IELTS result in a previous application, whereas I didn't..(My IELTS is valid and the grades are good for my profession.)

What could be the reason for the delay..a friend who applied with his wife got their decision within 72hrs

Travel › Re: General UK Visa Enquiries - Part 5 by joeyrayroy(m): 1:28pm On Jul 26, 2024

Travel › Re: 8 Most Turbulent Flight Routes In The World by joeyrayroy(m): 3:36pm On Jun 23, 2024

othermen:
Would have expected to see that for flights from Nigeria to India, there is the likelihood to pass one of the listed routes. That makes it a little contextually relevant. Or that, these are the features consistent with all of the routes.

https://turbli.com/historical-data/most-turbulent-flight-routes-of-2023/

When flying to India from Nigeria,One will traverse the Arabian sea for the most part, this is after leaving the borders of east Africa. This is one very peaceful route to fly through from my experience.

TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Naija “All Stars“ 2023: Live Updates Thread by joeyrayroy(m): 1:53pm On Sep 12, 2023

ambassadorgozie:
God bless you.

WMG please let's continue voting for our Mazi.

Gave him all my 850 votes yesterday.. I wish him all the best.

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TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Naija “All Stars“ 2023: Live Updates Thread by joeyrayroy(m): 11:13pm On Aug 22, 2023

"Big brother, you brought people from Aro(psychiatric hospital )to this place" says the person who has just asked to see a psychologist.

Discriminating against your kind.

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TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Naija “All Stars“ 2023: Live Updates Thread by joeyrayroy(m): 1:43am On Aug 20, 2023

This is an interesting edition

All stars for a reason.

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TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Naija “All Stars“ 2023: Live Updates Thread by joeyrayroy(m): 2:22pm On Aug 10, 2023

Chimezie198:
Frodd just dey do like old man

Na senior man.

Health › Re: Resident Doctors To Escalate Strike As FG Issues "No Work, No Pay" Directive by joeyrayroy(m): 12:04pm On Aug 04, 2023

Dey play.

Sports › Re: Gambling Has Turned Me Into A Serial Debtor!!! by joeyrayroy(m): 5:37pm On Jan 26, 2022

Yankeeboy02:
Hi bro,
I have been in this shit before, I lost my job, sold my car, sold my land and almost 12million to play virtual last three year. I almost commit suicide but my wife and family made me believe I can’t still make it and be a better man.
My advice for you is to stay away from any betting site or shop and regarding money, you can fixed your money in the bank and take the little that can cater your monthly expenses.

Last time I gambled was 28th July 2017 just before my final exam, I had just collected my rent,went straight to the bet house,and within 20mins I lost all while standing..

I have had like 3 relapses before this time,but when this event of 28th July 2017 happened, I just developed intense contempt for the act,no effort to stop,just pure hatred for betting.

OP, With Contempt for your past, and knowing how responsible you used to be , meet your creditors one after the other and let them know when you will settle them,make it your goal,you will be amazed at what achieving that goal will do to your esteem.

Read this book, "The richest man in Babylon".

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TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by joeyrayroy(m): 2:39pm On Sep 28, 2021

Is that Angel on WM's thighs? Gisting?

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TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by joeyrayroy(m): 9:25pm On Sep 26, 2021

KingDamzzy:
Lmaooo Fakemoney don enter Top 5 and suddenly he has decided not to cook this week.

He said he wasn't going to cook because the organizers keep bringing prepared food for the housemates despite them having enough to cook.

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TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by joeyrayroy(m): 11:00pm On Sep 07, 2021

badinfluence:
Na thunder go faya sakay, jaypaul and kayode

Lmao..wetin Jaykay do you? Na kayode nau

TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by joeyrayroy(m): 6:33pm On Sep 04, 2021

" I had dé ja fucking vu"

E no get how the language be,nini go slot am in grin

Celebrities › Re: Naeto C Joins Politics, PDP (Photo) by joeyrayroy(m): 10:06am On Oct 01, 2018

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Greatfuse:
No more music in his brain?

Investment › Valedictory Address by joeyrayroy(op): 7:30am On Aug 24, 2018

From the concrete, who will know that an flower can grow?

Good day,Ladies and Gentlemen..

Earnestly, thankfuly, I am humbled with this honour..the best graduating student could have been anyone of these great mind(de cardinals) seated here this day but then I can only say that I am privileged..

I dedicate this award to Dr and Mrs George okehie,upon whom for the most part I found immense support and supplications throughout this 10years of study,even during very unfortunate situations.

My heartiest gratitude goes to my parents, Mr and Mrs Bonny jideofor Nwokike, who despite their own background saw the need for quality education of the boy and the girl child,and will stop at nothing to ensure I and my siblings got it.

And of course and i cannot forget to thank my teachers,whose teachings, critisms,and idiosyncrasies have well equipped us with the tools needed to live and help live in this wonderful world..

To the students, please do not degenerate with some of these politicians, .....study,work,take up responsibilities, and be madly in love with God,for there comes a time when all the security we need shall come from the experiences and guide garnered from this virtues...and for those student who despite all the work still finds the journey to this noble dynasty slow,remember that even as the quick animals made it to Noah's ark,the slow ones did too..

My name is Joshua,and as for me and the rest of the graduands, we have tacitly agreed that we shall continue to

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Celebrities › Re: Toolz Shades Senator Dino Melaye by joeyrayroy(m): 5:31pm On Jul 27, 2018

GloriaNinja:
I DON TIRE FOR THIS COUNTRY, SOMEBODY HELP ME PORT TO GERMANY, CANADA OR AMERICA.

Even if na sri Lanka...I no mind

Jokes Etc › See Hilarious Message Bovi Sent To RMD On His Birthday by joeyrayroy(op): 12:30am On Jul 13, 2018

So 6days ago marked the beginning of another age for the veteran actor,and BOVI in his usual funny nature had this to say to him on instagram

officialbovi "You can take the man out of warri; but you can’t take warri out of the man. The popular gist amongst comedians is that “RMD no Dey drop” � “Rmd use plier hol him money” ��, “Rmd na akagum”�⚔️ Personally I get scared to participate because in all honesty, he’s always given me when I ask (on a very serious code sha). So we are back stage at this massive event. Rmd is special guest seated in the front row. � His entrance was heralded by a rapturous applause. The next comedian going on stage is De don and De don says “na RMD stinginess I wan talk of today��. I go finish am”�� I step in and plead with De don to tone it down but he’s having none of it. So we reach a middle ground. I tell De don that to make the joke sweet, after yabbing Rmd, he should say “to prove say Rmd stingy, bros give me five thousand naira.” �. Rmd will then proceed to give him the money to prove De don wrong.��. We sneak to Rmd �� in the audience and let him in on the plan. We actually mopped up the 5k and gave it to him. All he had to do was hand it back during the act. Phew!!! I guess you know how this ends. De don gets on stage and thrills the audience on the legendary tight fist �� of Rmd. And to sign out on a high, he goes to Rmd as planned and dares him to prove he’s not stingy by giving him 5k only (our combined 5k to make d joke sweet). The Hall goes quiet. In slow motion, Rmd takes the microphone � and to our collective horror, he announces ��“I gree, I stingy die. I no go drop”. ��‍♂️��‍♂️��‍♂️.And that’s how the 5k that we contributed went into thin air till this very day�‍♂️�‍♂️. Bros you know they say you don’t turn down requests on your birthday. So Happy birthday bros @mofedamijo but I take God beg you, free our 5k. �� "

Events › Re: Dead Boy Dressed Up Surrounded With Favorite Items For Memorial Service In US by joeyrayroy(m): 4:02pm On Jul 11, 2018

PapaNnamdi:
Where is the Vaseline??

Celebrities › Re: Akpororo Twin Babies & First Daughter In Matching Outfit by joeyrayroy(m): 9:20am On Jul 11, 2018

miracood:
Pray NO more am here 4 YOU

werey

Celebrities › Re: Kemi Olunloyo Curses Linda Ikeji: Come & Take The Ritual Money You Donated To Me by joeyrayroy(m): 11:14am On May 24, 2018

trapQ:
Jesus Christ of Akwa Ibom.

This woman is cursed. Those supporting her saying Linda broke homes, didn't kemi break homes? I pity anyone trying to justify this insanity. Moreover Linda always said the truth about people and never for once did she insult or deride people by calling them unprintable words.

Useless woman with useless supporters.

Remember when she(linda) spread the news about tiwa's second pregnancy,two years after tiwa has no bump,so much for always telling the truth!

Crime › Re: Dr. Williams Michael, The Hacker: "I Can Pull N1bn From Any Bank In Nigeria" by joeyrayroy(m): 2:44pm On May 23, 2018

He will be useful outside the confines of a prison cell ...very useful

Celebrities › Re: My Butt Is Getting Bigger – Daniella Okeke Shares Photos Of Her Backside by joeyrayroy(m): 2:03pm On May 22, 2018

Hmm

Health › Re: #DoctHoe: Pretty Slay Queen Doctor, A Perfect Combination Of Beauty & Brains by joeyrayroy(m): 9:13am On May 22, 2018

ObservantFellow:
Doctor in the operating theatre with earphones on

she is one of those the med school is yet to humble!

Health › Re: Helpful Remedies For Fixing Bad Breath by joeyrayroy(m): 2:31pm On May 12, 2018

Eat mangoes, those species that leaves strands in between the teeth,its a sweet way to floss grin

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Crime › GLO Keeps Subscribing To Services I Don't Need! At My Own Expense by joeyrayroy(op): 11:00am On Apr 29, 2018

This is the fourth time,and this time I was charged for 3 services at once!

Agriculture › Re: Check Out This Ape Looking More Like A Ripped Man by joeyrayroy(op): 11:14pm On Feb 18, 2018

AerialMapper:
This isn’t a gorilla; it is a chimpanzee

I quite agree,a gorilla this age will be hunkier than this with a shorter forelimb..
Thanks

Agriculture › Re: Check Out This Ape Looking More Like A Ripped Man by joeyrayroy(op): 10:03pm On Feb 18, 2018

Is this for real?

It's a gorilla in all its anatomical dimensions except the fur,yes it is for real

Agriculture › Check Out This Ape Looking More Like A Ripped Man by joeyrayroy(op): 9:11pm On Feb 18, 2018*

Have you ever seen a hairless chimpanzee? Here is what it looks like

Education › Re: FUTA Final Year Student Dies While Playing Football by joeyrayroy(m): 12:48am On Feb 05, 2018

Torsade des point

Romance › Re: South African Principal Who Had Sex With Students And Teachers Exposed (Photos) by joeyrayroy(m): 3:14pm On Jan 29, 2018

C him face,,,,,,,be like freeze

Romance › FFK Pens Down Lovely Message About Ex Wife On Her Birthday by joeyrayroy(op): 10:55am On Jan 19, 2018

Happy birthday to my wonderul Gina. May God bless you and be with you now and always. You are such a blessing to me and to our beautiful daughter Remi.

Patient, kind, loving, forgiving, strong, joyful and filled with wisdom, knowledge and understanding. Your counsel on all matters is worth more than all the treasures of the earth.

As constant as the northern star, you are a true Daughter of Zion: beautiful, charitable, sensitive, faithful, long-suffering, resilient, wise, compassionate and bold and so blessed am I to have shared so much of my life with you.

Ever since I first laid my eyes on you in 1993 you have brought me nothing but love, kindness, peace, joy, prosperity and blessings.

You helped me to discover myself and saw me through the most challenging times of my life. Without you I would never had made it through sweet Gina.

There is no doubt whatsoever that God sent you into my life. You are an angel and I will always love, honor, respect and appreciate you.

May you live long and prosper and may you go forth to fulfil destiny. Greatness beckons and you shall excel and play your role.

Love from Precious, Aragorn and everyone here. We are all so proud of you. You are our pride and our joy. You are our strength. Love you Gina....always will.

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