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Phones › Re: Redmi Note 8 by Joezik(m): 10:26am On Jul 29, 2022
wiseone28:
Stop talking rubbish..

Why should i buy whole screen when it is only the calibrator that is damaged?

Since you said it's everywhere. where can i buy it in Uyo?
U don't even know what u r talking.... nowadays screen is it easily to get dem apart eeeeh...?

Order from buyers in nairaland dude...don't be ignorant
Phones › Re: Redmi Note 8 by Joezik(m): 8:37pm On Jul 28, 2022
wiseone28:
I love Xiaomi phone


But to see accessories na wahala.


I have Redmi 7A but i have not seen where to buy the calibrator.
Haba Calibrator for what....oga buy new screen

Stop lie jor

Parts are available except u dey zamfara
Politics › Re: The Machine Gun Wielding Robot The Nigerian Army Is Testing. by Joezik(m): 5:04pm On Jul 27, 2022
Adegaberiel:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1OzutELc2E

This UGV (Unmanned ground vehicle) can carry food, water, ammo and of course a .50 calibre machine gun. Troops control it with a simple tablet and joystick.

It has no problem traversing rough terrain. It finds targets with an on-board camera. Troops are loving it.

Its a mobile platform that doesnt get fatigued. Doesnt need water, needs very little maintenance and is always in the fight. Its a great asset to have.

Credit: defensenigeria.
So this is technological advancementhuh
Celebrities › Re: I Don't Regret My Actions - Portable Says After Headies Award Disqualification by Joezik(m): 4:59pm On Jul 27, 2022
adioolayi:
I am seeing this guy from his brand perspective...

The day he starts behaving "Normal" ...that day, his brands begins to decline..

His main content, fetching him fame and money right now is actually that "Craze"...this is the entertainment his own true fans are getting from him...Majority of those not in tune with his craze are actually not his fans. grin grin cheesy

Case study is the legendary Obesere, he explains this concept in his hit album OBTK and Mr Teacher. Simply put, when he was singing the "good" songs, nobody knows him, untill he starts singing "Asakasa" grin cheesy grin..

That's just the irony of brand and entertainment.

Portable is enjoying himself....should he becomes "Normal"...that brand will likely die
The rich are not crazy
Politics › Re: Basketball Players Mock Peter Obi, Ask Him To Fire His Advisers (Video) by Joezik(m): 2:10pm On Jul 26, 2022
ryloy:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=unFE-dlX1aA


"Don't you do basic research before going on TV"
U post video from half way ..while controlling it.

Putting words together to arrive at your evil aim
Christianity Etc › Re: 'Kumuyi: Defender of the Faith' - Adeboye, Authors Extol Kumuyi In New Book by Joezik(m): 2:08pm On Jul 26, 2022
Amotekun777:
I'm a Deeper Life member but nevertheless, these so called 9ja 'men of God' have failed their congregations and Nigerians as a whole.

They rarely speak against corrupt government UNLIKE Paul the Apostle or John the Baptist
Did dey fail Godhuh It's better I fail man than fail God.

Getat...
Politics › Re: Takeaways From Atiku's Interview On Arise Television - Tinubu Organisation by Joezik(m): 3:51pm On Jul 23, 2022
So someone just sit down compose this
Politics › Re: North-East APC Group Begins Door-To-Door Campaign For Tinubu by Joezik(m): 7:37am On Jul 22, 2022
bigeagleeye:
Batcher to batcher campaign
Hut to hut mobilisation
Over 75% of Northeastern people in particular and over 60% of core North in general do not know what is called suffering..not because they have always been rich, but because they've always been poor!
Wisdom
Politics › Re: Fact Check: Are Bishops, Pastors Who Attended Shettima's Unveiling Fake? by Joezik(m): 7:27am On Jul 22, 2022
Phones › Re: TECNO CAMON 19 Mondrian Edition Among Top 3 Interesting Phones In 2022 by Joezik(m): 8:49pm On Jul 20, 2022
PotterJokes44:
Yeah with the "Multicolor Photoisomer Technology".... it's something we've never seen before with Tecno or any other mobile device,this is really creative cool wink
It's not new ....stop deceiving yourself .

Abandoned tech ...na ena carry to rip people of their money
Politics › Re: Peter Obi Visits Bishop Oyedepo. Sparks Reactions (Photo) by Joezik(m): 8:47pm On Jul 20, 2022
jrusky:
Bro just dey look dem let dem continue insulting everybody and let's see who will cast the votes for obi naa?

I neva see a very useless, insensitive political party morons like obi supporters. They lack critical political understanding very confused foul mouthed mofos.

Everybody is nobody except them. How do we know a quality and a unifier leader he leads by embracing everyone but this pretending stingy man focused only on visiting pastors pls is that a quality of a responsible leader in a diverse society like Nigeria?

Very dumb people. I have told them Obi plus Labour will never win a singe state in SW and the North and let's see how their yeye obi will enter Aso Rock. Very very annoying people.
U want him to hire fake imam
Politics › Re: Peter Obi Visits Bishop Oyedepo. Sparks Reactions (Photo) by Joezik(m): 8:45pm On Jul 20, 2022
DispatcherLagos:
Oga .. oyedepo won't like this cos he won't get shishi.....oya do your worse
Mind your words ...before u incur God punishment.
Romance › Re: Help! My Virgin Girlfriend Wants Me To Disvirgin Her Now by Joezik(m): 1:02pm On Jul 20, 2022
DCmaverick:
Good day guys, without wasting much of ur time i want u guys to advice me on this.
I have a girlfriend and we have been dating for a year nw and she is a virgin,and i also don't want to disvirgin her now until i marry her.
But nw she is Insisting On Me to do it with her{Disvirgin her} nw, which i don't want to until we get Married.

So Guys Please Advice Me On This. cry cry cry

Should I Disvirgin Her Now That She is Asking For it huh or Should I Wait Until We Get Married?? huh huh
Run oooo
Celebrities › Re: Runtown's Son, Zamar, Injured In The Eye (Photos) by Joezik(m): 12:14am On Jul 20, 2022
Wtf is this ....and admin push am front page..
Food › Re: Shaki: What I Saw On The meat(towel) In The Market This Morning(picture) by Joezik(m): 3:27pm On Jul 19, 2022
Zonefree:

Are you not shameless to type this? Your gf mum turned you to errand boy and you're comfortable. Tomorrow she will send you to help wash her undies undecided

Have little respect for yourself as a man. Tueh!
Dem don wash e head.

When e eventually marry her ...no respect for him.
Politics › Re: Portable Omolalomi Congratulates Senator Adeleke Adedamola With New Song (Video) by Joezik(m): 9:51pm On Jul 17, 2022
Politics › Re: Osun Election: PDP’s Adeleke Wins, APC Kicks - Vanguard by Joezik(m): 7:31am On Jul 17, 2022
Where the portable....yeye.

Make we see where e career go reach....

Men help men...even if God wants to help u...he will still use man within that field.

Because of this his mouth dey almost send am packing to village till e beg like baby
Politics › Re: Ademola Adeleke Wins 17 Out Of 30 LGs Osun Election by Joezik(m): 6:45am On Jul 17, 2022
Revolution2022:
Portable should return oyetola's money.
Hahahaha he joined the wrong gang
Politics › Re: Osun Governorship Election 2022 Results (Live Updates) by Joezik(m): 9:39pm On Jul 16, 2022
Ddd
Politics › Re: Osun Election: 92-Year-Old Grand Mother Casts Her Vote (Photos) by Joezik(m): 11:12am On Jul 16, 2022
COFFINSELLER:
https://twitter.com/inecnigeria/status/1548220860455997440?t=mhwP1fTB_A-r-TfcOxqqhw&s=19[/quote]Story story ...she was carried out by a party. Dem don buy her vote.

I said with 100% assurance based on experience
Celebrities › Re: Portable Shades Davido For Unfollowing Him by Joezik(m): 7:58pm On Jul 15, 2022
life2017:
I support portable on this. Davido was being immature
Immature why... na u mature pass ni
Politics › Re: Sowore Condemns Petition Against Reno Omokri by Joezik(m): 2:25pm On Jul 08, 2022
Yamiriflathead:
Ur papa
U have nothing to offer ....u r a devil.

U r one of the problems in Nigeria ...

If u don't want Peter obi ...follow your candidate.

Stop posting nonsense
Phones › Re: Redmi Note 11 Unboxing, First Impressions And Price (photos) by Joezik(m): 1:08pm On Jul 08, 2022
YinkaOlusesi16:
Incase of any faulty, This product parts are scarce to get in computer village, because it`s not commonly use like iphones, tecno, or itel product.
U r talking trash come Ojo alaba international
Politics › Re: Lagos Releases Guidelines On Abortion by Joezik(m): 7:56pm On Jun 29, 2022
[quote author=realmindz post=114272249]Aborting a foetus does not in anyway affect the other parents in need of a child.
Anyway, that's your opinion, unfortunately, not everyone will agree with it.[/quote


Think again...
Use condom if you don't want to get pregnant...not after a baby starts forming u wan abort.

If dem abort u...will u be alive now...
Christianity Etc › Re: Body Exposing Dress A Lady Wore To Church That Got People Talking -see Photos by Joezik(m): 10:06am On Jun 26, 2022
AntiChristian:
Ùna detest hijab!

Yét Lucifer is your fashion designer!

All na in Jesus name!

Nudity for Jesus.

These are what inspired the verses below!
Note that B* stands for the female Mammary organs!

1. The Prayer
Proverbs 5:18-19
18 May your fountain be blessed,
and may you rejoice in the wife of your youth.
19 A loving doe, a graceful deer—
may her b* satisfy you always,
may you ever be intoxicated with her love.

(Say Amen)

2. My Beloved
Song of Songs 1:13-14
13 My beloved is to me a sachet of myrrh
resting between my b*.
14 My beloved is to me a cluster of henna blossoms
from the vineyards of En Gedi.

3. Your B*
Song of Songs 4:5-6
5 Your b* are like two fawns,
like twin fawns of a gazelle
that browse among the lilies.
6 Until the day breaks
and the shadows flee,
I will go to the mountain of myrrh
and to the hill of incense.

4. More description
Song of Songs 7:7-8
7 Your stature is like that of the palm,
and your b* like clusters of fruit.
8 I said, “I will climb the palm tree;
I will take hold of its fruit.”
May your b* be like clusters of grapes on the vine,
the fragrance of your breath like apples,

5. Kiss of life
Song of Songs 8:1
8 If only you were to me like a brother,
who was nursed at my mother’s b*!
Then, if I found you outside,
I would kiss you,
and no one would despise me.

6. Little sister with no B*
Song of Songs 8:8-10
8 We have a little sister,
and her b* are not yet grown.
What shall we do for our sister
on the day she is spoken for?
9 If she is a wall,
we will build towers of silver on her.
If she is a door,
we will enclose her with panels of cedar.

7. B* like towers
Song of Songs 8:10
10 I am a wall,
and my b* are like towers.
Thus I have become in his eyes
like one bringing contentment.

Which of the verses is your favorite?
You are of the devil.
Technology Market › Re: Tiwa Savage Becomes TECNO Ambassador (Photos) by Joezik(m): 7:43pm On Jun 21, 2022
Realboygenius:
Smartphone brand, TECNO has announced Tiwa Savage as its latest brand ambassador! Confirming the news, the delectable singer, songwriter and actress also excitedly announced this to her fans across all her social media pages that she is the new brand ambassador for smartphone giant TECNO, making her the first female ambassador that the smartphone giant has signed.

Last week, the smartphone brand teased its followers about a new member joining the TECNO family with the initials "Double T" on its social media pages.

Everyone caught the frenzy as they tried to guess who this new ambassador was and fans came up with names like Tems, Ayra Starr and some even added male musicians like Timaya and Terry G, even though the images showed a female illustration.

Social media lit up with numerous positive comments as many fans of both brand and artiste expressed excitement about the deal, many suggesting and sharing their opinions on why Tiwa Savage is the best choice for the brand.

With Tiwa widely known for her unique and stunning fashion style, and TECNO smartphones now becoming synonymous with Sleek designs and noteworthy dazzling innovation, little wonder why the “Double T” partnership as TECNO calls it makes for a perfect match and is widely received by fans and social media enthusiasts.

This announcement comes not long after the TECNO Camon 19 series launched on the 14th of June 2022 at the Rockefeller Center in New York City. The TECNO Camon 19 series has an impressive screen display, a 64MP rear-view camera, and long-lasting battery life. These features represent style, class, and fashion, which Tiwa Savage embodies.

We can't deny that Tiwa Savage prefers things to be clean and stylish, and she adores capturing memorable moments with her friends and family, as evidenced by the photos she loves to share on her social media pages. Her fanbase enjoys these characteristics because they look up to her for guidance, especially when it comes to her fashion and music.

The smartphone brand has expressed confidence in their choice of Tiwa Savage as their brand ambassador and the perfect candidate to promote the brand and its products.

This partnership has the potential to be a game-changer for both TECNO and Tiwa Savage, as they clearly both have aligned beliefs and are built to challenge the norm with their ideas and innovations. The fans are happy about this new partnership, and they are confident Tiwa Savage will bring her A-game in the partnership with the premium smartphone brand, TECNO
Money dem go use improve quality of product.... squashing away with ambassadors mtcheew
Events › Direction Needed by Joezik(op): 7:47pm On Jun 20, 2022
No 1 trepower street, off odo Eran bus stop(market) itire bus stop, surulere

Direction needed...bus to enter from Mile 2
Phones › Re: CLOSED by Joezik(m): 9:03am On Jun 18, 2022
Openair:
6gb/128gb... U interested?
So flaws u pointed....

Dash me na
Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Bids Farewell To Marcelo by Joezik(m): 7:44pm On Jun 14, 2022
HellVictorinho4:
Rubbish!

Ronaldo has more career assists than every other Madrid legend....had over 100 for Madrid!
U can see I'm supporting Ronaldo...lol
Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Bids Farewell To Marcelo by Joezik(m): 5:05pm On Jun 14, 2022
paulolee:
marcelo gave him alot of assists, followed by di maria, ozil n benzemw all in dt star studded madrid..
they did more for cr7 than he did for Madrid.....ague with ur keypads
Na who Sabi dem dey give to finish...

Oga enter pitch make dem give u assist wether u go fit out am for net...
Romance › Re: I've Started Bleaching Coz Girls Like Fair Guys More(photo) by Joezik(m): 11:28am On Jun 08, 2022
Johndagr8t:
check out my glowing skin now



wow till death!!!!
Inferiority complex

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