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PoliticsRe: Niger Delta Militants In Pictures by joftech(m): 4:06am On Mar 08, 2006
If they can get a good business plan and a good roadmap, their break away is only a stone throw away.
PoliticsRe: Niger Delta Militants In Pictures by joftech(m): 12:47am On Mar 08, 2006
That these boys are coming out strong justify a decayed nation. I wonder if a bank manager will wake up one day and instead of getting to his office decide to go and get an AK and head to one island.

These people don't have the opportunity to make that shot. I don't blame them neither do i support them. I blamed the leaders.

This same thing happened in El Salvador in the 1980s.

Remember, A suppressed mind is a depressed mind.
WebmastersRe: Top Ten Nigerian Web Designers <caution> by joftech(m): 2:54am On Mar 05, 2006
so una never leave all these rubish talks.
TV/MoviesRe: Genevieve Nnaji for Hollywood? by joftech(m): 2:40am On Mar 05, 2006
Why all these yeye and stupid talk sef. Be like say some of you don't have nothing else to do o.

I will be glad if anyone of you can send that girl (Geneva, abi wetin dem dey call am sef) this book (Confessions of a Video Vixen) by the Superhead herself, that book should clear her head about that Hollywood dream with immediate alacrity.
FashionRe: The Tyra Banks Show by joftech(m): 2:34am On Mar 05, 2006
How real is the show?

When the show host is going about fighting with people (am talking about her and Superhead).
WebmastersRe: Has The Nigerian Web Community Come Of Age Yet? by joftech(m): 8:02pm On Feb 19, 2006
Good talk my brother!
WebmastersRe: Top Ten Nigerian Web Designers <caution> by joftech(m): 7:59pm On Feb 18, 2006
E-Jaja, well i have checked the so-called pro site u posted and lo and behold, it felt short of my epectation. The you know the text there are more or less unreadeable.
WebmastersRe: Has The Nigerian Web Community Come Of Age Yet? by joftech(m): 7:59pm On Feb 16, 2006
if just want a webpage or community like nairaland that easy . But I have experience (international). Your ATM machine is web base, even Television is webbase over here, What they call Digital television is really a web base application. Telephone is web base. Nigeria do not need web developer, or people who can design website, but people who can write program, How many of your so call Web deisgner or developer know what is "heritance" Or how to write software to include client and server or Programable logic control. or VLSI. This is where the NIgeria govt should put it money in. I am here to teach if Nigeria govt want me. I am not for cheap, if Nigeria govt is willing to pay $120,000 a year. I would teach Nigeria engineers some of the thing. I can build an ATM machine from the start to end including Machine and software. I also can design VOIPs. and many more. Nigeria should take out the so call National service(NYSC) for electrical and computer science student and let them do a Master degree within the period. How many prof in Nigeria can design their software.

I am interested in written software in Yoruba , igbo and hausa. But I can't find help. I can make your computer speak and understand Yoruba, igbo and hausa. I can talk to the computer. This is what computer is about, not your web design.
What are you saying that Nigerian programmers don't know nothing about inheritance and client-server development. That statement shows that you yourself no nothing.

If you are a developer you don't really need money to come up with a nice software. You will be surprised the day you need a Nigerian developer.
HealthRe: How Much Sleep Is Needed Daily? by joftech(m): 4:53am On Feb 14, 2006
I only sleep during the day. IMO 4 hours is OK, it's not how long but how peaceful and how good.

At times in a 24 hour period i may only sleep for just 1 hour and i will just be as fit as when i sleep for 4 hours.
ProgrammingRe: Building Nigerians Programmers A Home by joftech(m): 8:37pm On Feb 13, 2006
There's chronic and acute apathy in all Nigerians, so don expect any miracle. Things will continue to roll like they used to for years to come until there's no more money in oil.

Can anyone tell me the ideology Nigeria is following, in my opinion it's non. People get to power only to enrich themselves.

You are all talking about universities, what do the graduates know?

You will be suprised if you ask a graduate
BusinessRe: Fraud: Visa Gives Nigeria Clean Bill by joftech(m): 2:08am On Feb 13, 2006
Even if they give a clean bill of health does that mean online stores will give cards from Nigeria a ride on their site.

They have to say that to save the investments banks here have put into these VISA stuff.
Web MarketRe: $2.99 Domain Names at Yahoo (I bought some) by joftech(m): 10:59pm On Feb 12, 2006
Propably using different CCs.
Web MarketRe: $2.99 Domain Names at Yahoo (I bought some) by joftech(m): 9:48pm On Feb 12, 2006
It could be a smart marketing move.
Web MarketRe: $2.99 Domain Names at Yahoo (I bought some) by joftech(m): 9:32pm On Feb 12, 2006
Pls how did you make the payment for the domains.
WebmastersRe: Naijatech.com - New Tech Website by joftech(m): 10:50am On Feb 10, 2006
You think i be like them.

They can even make it pay after service.
Car TalkRe: South Africa To Acquire Rights To Produce Nigerian Cars. by joftech(m): 10:29am On Feb 10, 2006
Am sorry to say, but how many Nigerian will be wiliing to buy and use this car.

The project can only survive if govt can mandate that all ministries and her paratatals buy that car else i don't see any market for it here.

They are just putting the cart before the horse.
CareerRe: Are Nigerian 'Graduates' Really Graduates? by joftech(m): 9:17pm On Feb 09, 2006
I know that they have cybercafes, but if they convert all the libraries into a cybercafe it will make the students to have access to 21st/22nd century knowledge instead of the outdated cramming they are doing in libraries. It will also make them to be super-savvy in the use of the PC.

Their life will even be easier since they won't have to spend 50% of their time looking for text(s) to read. I know it's just a matter of time before it will happen.
CareerRe: Are Nigerian 'Graduates' Really Graduates? by joftech(m): 9:08pm On Feb 09, 2006
So what type of stuffs do we have in there. Some old 1970 scrap, is that what's powering today's world.

My idea/solution is that government should convert all those libraries into cybercafes.
WebmastersRe: Has The Nigerian Web Community Come Of Age Yet? by joftech(m): 8:12pm On Feb 09, 2006
Ynot you have "unmasked the masqurade". Although i don't want to comment on the Emegwalis's claims here but i think i will have to say something.

Philip did next to nothing to warant the claim of making the fastest computer. The smallest computer chip is a result of collaboration of hundreds if not thouusands of inputs from various fields of science and human endeavours.

For someone who write an algorithm to make better use of processing capabilities in all-ready made Cray super-computers to lay claim to making the fastest super-computer is a big lie. For years his claims has not even been substantiated by any visible work.

When he claimed he is the father of the internet were did he put those scientist at MIT, DoD, and the folks that write the specifications for the global internet when he's propably still in Nigeria.

Dr. Emeagwali and Prof. Oyibo are more or less of the same caliber, a scientiest/inventor that can't give the whole world a visible proof is more or less a paper scientist.
WebmastersRe: Has The Nigerian Web Community Come Of Age Yet? by joftech(m): 3:10am On Feb 09, 2006
The Naija web community will come of age when everyone get to know the potentials of the Internet/www
ProgrammingRe: Can BASIC Be Introduced To This Forum? by joftech(m): 2:58am On Feb 09, 2006
BASIC is the most basic programming language. So all newbies to programming should learn that first.
HealthRe: About Bird Flu and How to Protect Nigeria by joftech(m): 10:20pm On Feb 08, 2006
Thank God Mr. President has a lot at stake here, this will make them (govt) not to be insensitive to this outbreak.
ProgrammingRe: I Need Help With A PHP Script by joftech(m): 7:23pm On Feb 08, 2006
Thanks,
But the insult is uncalled for. Who's crying? sbucareer, I'll get back to you soon, maybe I'll even mail the mail the objectives to you. I'll serach out php forums who give real custom code, real time, don't ask for money and don't mind where you reside.

Cheers.
Poju, you must be the typical Naija graduate. So you want someone to spend his time for you on a code in order to save your ass from being sacked, LOL. You can't even define your requirement(s) clearly talkless of doing the coding yourself.

No forum will give you a customised code when you don't know what you want. At least in here we have given you enough pointers that can get you started if you are bent on finishing that project and learning something new.

Poju, you are in the real world, not where you "lift" essays from texbooks to exam sheets.
Music/RadioRe: Let's Talk About Music Production by joftech(op): 11:18pm On Feb 07, 2006
Thanks for the info, but one thing is that the recorded voice wil continue to reaped each time the beats end and start again. What can i do to stop that.
ProgrammingRe: Do Nigerian Banks Have An Api To Their Database. by joftech(op): 11:05pm On Feb 07, 2006
@joftech, hahahahahaha!!! wetin you won do with another person akaterian?
Did you bother to read my posts properly at all.

Thank God you said i can use their website to do my query good. What i simply want to do is to use those set of username and password to tunnel to their network simply to retrieve my own and only my own account information. At least there's a way they made it impossiible for me to view other's account on their website.

I wasjust imagining something of that nature cos there's an idea i was thinking about, i can't disclose it though (it's a trade secret).
Nairaland GeneralRe: To Develop Information Technology in Nigeria by joftech(m): 5:57pm On Feb 07, 2006
That's not wasting peoples time. If it's not working for them they would have stop the method. Stop criticizing thiis way.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: A Place For Thirty-Somethings by joftech(m): 8:18am On Feb 07, 2006
Hey i will like to know if any of you know something about Shirley Bassey (that half Nigerian), i have only been able to hear her[b] "Diamonds are forever"[/b] as a remix on Kanye West albums.
CareerRe: Nitda: A Talk-shop, Yes Or No? by joftech(op): 3:07am On Feb 07, 2006
So how many millionaries have they make/made.

Talk does not bring the bread to the table.
Christianity EtcRe: To Tithe or Not to Tithe? by joftech(m): 12:13am On Feb 07, 2006
I have never had such xperience b4, cos am a Catholic. And am not pulling anyone down cos me myself am not down. Yall get that to your craniums.

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