Captainbells:
Yeah cause the dog is part of the family.
I sleep on same bed with my dog

NIGHTMAREOO7:

The truth is that when u marry an igbo woman u are assured of 100% support from her in everything u do to make the family better. She can borrow fiddle with cucumber so as to get money for ur sake to support u without letting u know..

KissChrix:
I'm motivated
Me sef dey find record to break
Suggestions please?

fiyah:


Lol, yeah. I actually felt like dying.


Before I could even steady my hands to write some random words which has nothing to do with the lecture but just to hide my face eh... was serious work talk more of concentrating on the lecture.

fiyah:
Actually,

I shouldn't be sharing this but my most embarrassing moment was just a few days ago.










SO EMBARRASSING


It all started with a class scheduled for 9am and which eventually didn't take place at the fixed time until 10:30am which was actually the break time.

I wasn't really happy with the change of plans because I didn't take anything that morning and was hoping I would when the class ends. The class ended around two and the course rep said something about another class starting immediately after that one.

Waited for a few minutes and the lecturer didn't show up. I decided not to take chances and slipped out of class to get some snacks.

Taking my time talking to someone at the place where I bought the snacks, I came back to meet the door to the class closed and a group of 'late commers' like me were standing outside too.

The lecturer had been in and had closed the door.

After waiting minutes for the very strict lecturer to change her mind and ask us to come in, nothing of such happened.

The lecture was one of the most important lectures i'd be having coupled with the attendance the woman never forgets to take. So, you could imagine how restless I was. But I wasn't really tensed cos I wasn't the only one in it.

Then, all of a sudden, one of my course mates came, saw the closed door, glanced at the lot of us standing outside, then slightly opened the door after which she entered the class.

Just like that!

Thinking, the lecturer asked her to come in or so, I followed suit.

And in one horrific second after entering, I realised nobody followed me and it also occurred to me the girl literarily crawled to one of the back seats because the lecturer DIDNT ASK HER IN! The lecturer at that moment had her eyes on the projected screen and her back turned to the door!

I didn't know what to do. I scanned for empty seats at the back and I stumbled!..

I don't know how I did but I slipped and fell!


Face flat on the floor while sneaking up to one of the seats.

I quickly struggled up and sat on the chair before the lecturer could turn. Luckily for me, she didn't even bother turning.


But unluckily for me, every guy on the back seat had their eyes on me with wide grins!

It was so embarrassing coupled with the fact that a guy I recently blasted on the WhatsApp group page was one of those staring with a grin on his face.

I felt like the ground could swallow and cuddle me in his belly after which the ground would be swallowed by another material I have no idea of until I'm beneath the earth's core where no more swallowing could occur

kogirodent:
the odd na 1.22 o. Beta money no de.

hotspec:
HIS VILLAGE PEOPLE AT WORK. I wish u safe journey and Dangote trailers free road. Mind u, by d time u will embark on dt deadly and dangerous adventure, u would no longer be a corp member.

beautiful232:
I twerk for a living......

so she still the learn work

beautiful232:
I twerk for a living......

so she still the learn work

emeraldknytt:
Photoshoppers, please remove her son's head and put mine.

saaedlee:



After he took a wrong medication prescribed for him following a tooth surgery.

MrMontella:
why then do u say i hate the god that was presented on paper?

MrMontella:

you condemn islamic exremists and label their actions bad... But do u hate muslims(all)?

MrMontella:

see final year question o...

MrMontella:
yes..what about those born to irreligious families?

MrMontella:

how can an unbeliever glorify what he/she does not believe in?


Why do u not believe it is the grace of allah or vinshu that keeps u alive from sickness and diseases?
Because thats what muslims and hindus believe keeps u alive

MrMontella:

do miracles that happen to irrelegious persons also spring from faith in god?



On my atheism..lol.
What is God?
Who is God?
One God or a race of creator God?
Thats my atheism(simplified)