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PhonesRe: Someone Borrowed Your Android Phone. See How To Know What They Did With It! by johnaruson(m): 12:16am On Jan 26, 2018
This is my first Thank You to any Nairaland post: Not- "Davido's new clothes", "Not- See a beautiful girl laughing" etc, nonsense front headline that we readers ask if Nairaland has chief editors at all.
FamilyRe: I Caught My Wife Selling Her Nude Pictures To Other Men. What Should I Do? by johnaruson(m): 11:48pm On Jan 25, 2018
please send me your wife's number
CelebritiesRe: Paul Odekina To Sue Benedicta Elechi For Defamation, Reacts To Her Interview by johnaruson(m): 10:59pm On Jan 25, 2018
gay club, you are already talking like one, after you use the woman finish, you think you can dump her just like that.?
PoliticsRe: Reps Move Against Medical Tourism by johnaruson(m): 3:19pm On Jan 25, 2018
Nigerian does not have house of rep, what we have there is electoral collage.
CrimeRe: Irigwe Militia Attacks Fulani Herdsmen In Plateau, Kill Them & Cows. Graphic by johnaruson(m): 3:12pm On Jan 25, 2018
fake news, why didn't you report before now, the remains look fresh on camera to show immediate response. now who is reporting it.
PoliticsRe: Niger Delta Militants Give Fulani 1-month Quit Notice, List Oil Installations... by johnaruson(m): 12:07pm On Jan 25, 2018
Hmnn
PoliticsRe: Ahmad Lawan Differs With Abaribe On Impeachment Of President by johnaruson(m): 7:45am On Jan 25, 2018
first of all impeach saraki the senate president then impeach the Buhari if he is found wanting.

Christianity EtcRe: New Photos Of Stephanie Otobo In Court As Sex Scandal Case Continues. by johnaruson(m): 10:39pm On Jan 24, 2018
you sure say no bi one yahoo boy impersonate this pastor in Canada?
CelebritiesRe: I Go Dye's Letter To President Buhari: Leave Now That The Ovation... by johnaruson(m): 10:28pm On Jan 24, 2018
Tell him ohh.
AgricultureRe: 5 Top Benefits Of Cattle Colony by johnaruson(m): 9:35pm On Jan 24, 2018
yes it is bigger to turn to a Caliphate and Fulani LGA in a foreign and borrowed land. it wouldn't work in S/Nigeria.
CelebritiesRe: Sean Tizzle: "When Someone Says Vote Buhari In 2019" by johnaruson(m): 5:09pm On Jan 24, 2018
your talk is too long

CelebritiesRe: Benedicta Elechi: Paul Odekina Is Gay, I Divorced Him, We Had Sex 11 Times Only by johnaruson(m): 11:52pm On Jan 23, 2018
divorce court will divide your wealth into two and give you one, if he is gay Adanne keep running.
PoliticsThis My Prophecy On Yemi Osinbanjo Must Soon Come To Pass by johnaruson(op):
Any moment from now, Prof, Yemi Osinbanjo the current Vice president of Nigeria will soon become the next president of Nigeria.
Just like a force Majeure, it is beyond human control and understanding. This prophecy is 100% somnium dormito. Mark today 23rd December 2017. Your opinion can't change this neither can your actions nor inactions.

AgricultureRe: Meet The Igbo Man Who Is A Cattle Rearer And See How He Does It by johnaruson(m): 11:08am On Jan 23, 2018
good, you can't be a wanderer,or footed Navigator. you don't have daggers too.
PoliticsRe: No Female Visitor Is Allowed To Wear Face Cover (Niqab) - Nigerian Saudi Embassy by johnaruson(m): 4:42pm On Jan 22, 2018
Zoharariel:
Since it is now clear that government officials are on Nairaland, monitoring every thread & comment, I will type this for them to digest.

Whether female visitors are allowed to wear Niqab or not, the bastard in AsoRock & his clueless minions will be sent packing in 2019.

Ogun Lakaaye Oshimale & Eshu Laalu Ogirioko will kill any Yoruba - especially Bola Ahmed Tinubu & his entire family if he dares accept any deal from the Fulani Terrorist he packaged & sold to us in 2015.

Let Buhari come out to run for second term in office & meet his waterloo. Goodluck Ebele Jonathan was corrupt & clueless but Buhari has strangulated everything in this Country.

When I got to Ojota this morning and saw the traffic gridlock caused by very long queues from most of the fuel stations, after spending almost an hour in the traffic, I had to make a U-turn and went back home to park my car.

Now, they're trying to justify the increase in petroleum products pricing which will be initiated any moment from now.

As Buhari & his cronies are deliberately frustrating my life unnecessarily, so shall all their efforts be frustrated throughout this year and beyond!

Any APC zombie who insults or quotes me wrongly concerning this post shall be wasted this year in the name of Obatala & Oyeku Meji - Ase!
PoliticsRe: No To Cattle Colonies By Femi Falana. by johnaruson(m): 10:02am On Jan 22, 2018
be ready to give them Caliphate and local government area
seunmsg:
I agree with Femi Falana, a cattle colony is just a bigger cattle ranch. Audu Ogbe should stop confusing the people with big grammar in order not to sabotage the policy. A cattle ranch is a cattle ranch whether big or small.

Cc: lalasticlala
PoliticsRe: No To Cattle Colonies By Femi Falana. by johnaruson(m): 9:58am On Jan 22, 2018
THE ONLY KNOWN THING MORE DANGEROUS THAN A NUCLEAR POWER PLANT IN YOUR LAND OR NEIGHBORHOOD IS THIS:
Fulani Herdsmen Cattle Colonies or Grazing Reserves, (according to old histories) has always turned to Caliphate or Local Government Area. They will soon produce religious leaders then ask for their local government in with time and daggers.
CrimeRe: How We Extract Bank Details From Stolen Phones To Withdraw Money —suspects by johnaruson(m): 1:55pm On Jan 20, 2018
Tomoyayi:
good news

WHAT IS BITCOIN?

*IT'S CALLED MONKEY BUSINESS* ������


A long time ago in a village far far away.......A lot of monkeys lived near the village.�������

One day a merchant came to the village to buy these monkeys!������

He announced that he will buy the monkeys @ $100 each. ��

The villagers thought that this man is mad.�

They thought how can somebody buy stray monkeys at $100 each?�

Still, some people caught some monkeys and gave it to this merchant and he gave $100 for each monkey. �

This news spread like wildfire and people caught monkeys and sold it to the merchant.�

After a few days, the merchant announced that he will buy monkeys @ 200 each. ���

The lazy villagers also ran around to catch the remaining monkeys!������

They sold the remaining monkeys @ 200 each.�

Then the merchant announced that he will buy monkeys @ 500 each!
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The villagers start to lose sleep! ... They caught six or seven monkeys, which was all that was left and got 500 each.�������

The villagers were waiting anxiously for the next announcement.�

Then the merchant announced that he is going home for a week. And when he returns, he will buy monkeys @ 1000 each!�����������

He asked his employee to take care of the monkeys he bought. He was alone taking care of all the monkeys in a cage.������������������������������������������������

The merchant went home.�

The villagers were very sad as there were no more monkeys left for them to sell it at $1000 each.☹��

Then the employee told them that he will sell some monkeys @ 700 each secretly. �

This news spread like fire. Since the merchant buys monkey @ 1000 each, there is a 300 profit for each monkey.�

The next day, villagers made a queue near the monkey cage.������������������

The employee sold all the monkeys at 700 each. The rich bought monkeys in big lots. The poor borrowed money from money lenders and also bought monkeys!
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The villagers took care of their monkeys & waited for the merchant to return. �

But nobody came! ...� Then they ran to the employee...�

But he has already left too !�

The villagers then realised that they have bought the useless worthless stray monkeys @ $700 each and they are now unable to resell them! ��‍♂��‍♂��‍♂��‍♂��‍♂��‍♂��‍♂���������� Nobody has use for stray monkeys....


The rush into trading in Bitcoin is the next *monkey business* ��������������


Once the trading stops who will want to buy a digital code with no intrinsic valuehuh?����������

It will make a lot of people bankrupt and a few people filthy rich in this *monkey business*����������. ��

That's how *Monkey Business* works ��������
CelebritiesRe: Chidinma Okeke Stuns In New Photos by johnaruson(m): 4:24pm On Jan 19, 2018
chidimma will soon born cucumber
PoliticsRe: Herdsmen Killings: Tinubu Breaks Silence, Advocates For Rehabilitation Programs by johnaruson(m): 10:19pm On Jan 18, 2018
Tinubu go and rest, you are empty.
PoliticsRe: Tinubu: 8 Things Buhari's Government Must Do For Nigerians. See List... by johnaruson(m): 10:15pm On Jan 18, 2018
Tinubu is the emptiest public figure.
CrimeHow DSS Tracked Kingpin Don Waney With Over N700m In His Bank Account by johnaruson(op): 10:34am On Jan 18, 2018
An official of the Department of State Security on Wednesday revealed how a kidnap kingpin, Don Waney, was tracked to his hideout in Enugu.

Waney allegedly masterminded the killings of 23 worshipers on New Year’s Day, in Omoku, Ogba/Egbema/Ndoni Local Government Area of Rivers.

The source, on condition of anonymity, on Wednesday said that the operation that led to Don Waney’s death was successful and averted further bloodshed in the state.

The informant said the decision to swoop on Waney was taken after he ordered his men to carry out killings of innocent residents of Omoku town.

“We intercepted Waney’s phone conversation he had with one of his lieutenant in which he ordered them to attack schools, hospitals, places of worship, marketplaces and other targets.

“The killing and maiming of innocent residents of Omoku, including specific targets were scheduled to take place on January 8.

“When we heard their plan to execute innocent citizens – which to us was the last straw – we decided to inform the Army about a joint operation to avert the killings.

“This eventually led to the joint operation at his hideout in Enugu leading to his death and that of his two gang members.”

The DSS operative said that Waney was under intense DSS surveillance for over a year.

The source said the New Year killings started after Waney sent some of his members to assassinate his third-in-command, but failed after the target escaped his apartment with gunshot wounds.
According to the source, the killer squad later killed his wife and other close relatives and, thereafter, proceeded to kill five other persons over an existing feud with one of the gang members.

“Some of the people who were killed died from stray bullets during the operation by the murderous gang."

“It was easy to monitor Waney because we had our agent on a constant watch that gave us in-depth knowledge of his whereabouts and activities."

“Waney had companies that he used as fronts. He used one of these companies to front for surveillance jobs and leak repairs for a major oil company."

“We know where his family stayed; we know that his boys camped at a forest in Imo state from where they usually launched their operation."

“Waney was always hiding in Enugu and Ogoja (Cross River). He bought a car in Imo state and took it to Enugu – as part of his plans to change his identity,” the source revealed.

The ash coloured Lexus ES330 salon car is currently parked at DSS premises in Port Harcourt.

The source said that Waney had more than 30 active fighters and many volunteers who allegedly worked for top politicians in the state.

It said that Waney’s accounts at First Bank and Unity Bank had been frozen and would be forfeited to the Federal Government at the end of the investigation.

“The banks are fully cooperating with an ongoing investigation which would unravel his financial transactions from the time the accounts where opened,” the source added.

The deceased militant leader had more than N700m at some undisclosed banks which is currently being monitored.

Waney and his second-in-command, Ikechukwu Adiele, and another suspected gang member, Lucky Ode were killed by security forces in Enugu and their corpses paraded at 6 Division Nigerian Army Port Harcourt on Jan. 7.

Waney and his gang members received amnesty from the Rivers Government in 2016 but later reneged on the terms of the amnesty deal.
Below is picture of Desmond O., Waney's field commander.

SportsRe: The Hardley Apartments: Inside Kanu Nwankwo's Lagos Hotel & Cost Per Night by johnaruson(m): 2:59am On Jan 18, 2018
Kanu lets carry placards and do picketing for you, AMCON is afraid of scandal and negative publicity because of potential investors. just arrange with me.
SportsRe: The Hardley Apartments: Inside Kanu Nwankwo's Lagos Hotel & Cost Per Night by johnaruson(m): 2:49am On Jan 18, 2018
kalu sue them at the tune of 5 billion naira and see how they will run and leave the hotel alone. Nigerian government is a gold digger.
PoliticsRe: Cattle Colonies: Yoruba Youth Group Rejects FG's Plan by johnaruson(m): 6:29pm On Jan 17, 2018
THE ONLY KNOWN THING MORE DANGEROUS THAN A NUCLEAR POWER PLANT IN YOUR LAND OR NEIGHBORHOOD IS THIS:
Fulani Herdsmen Cattle Colonies or Grazing Reserves, (according to old histories) has always turned to Caliphate or Local Government Area. They will soon produce religious leaders then ask for their local government in a foreign and borrowed land and become indigenous people
PoliticsRe: Why We Rejected Grazing Colonies - Ohanaeze by johnaruson(m): 5:37pm On Jan 17, 2018
THE ONLY KNOWN THING MORE DANGEROUS THAN A NUCLEAR POWER PLANT IN YOUR LAND OR NEIGHBORHOOD IS THIS:
Fulani Herdsmen Cattle Colonies or Grazing Reserves, (according to old histories) has always turned to Caliphate or Local Government Area. They will soon produce religious leaders then ask for their local government in a foreign and borrowed land and become indigenous people
CelebritiesRe: Abasiodiong Eyo Inyang: Dethroned Teen Queen Apologises For Her Semi Nude Photos by johnaruson(m): 5:25pm On Jan 17, 2018
it's only in Akwa Ibom this creature can win a beauty queen. You are very Uggly with flat nose etc.
CelebritiesRe: Kemi Olunloyo Reconciles With Pastor David Ibiyeomie; She Now Attends His Church by johnaruson(m): 5:16pm On Jan 17, 2018
Learning with a slap is idiotic

Science/TechnologyRe: Top Ten Animals That Stay Long Without Food by johnaruson(m): 4:49pm On Jan 17, 2018
you copied trash without research, you didn't mention the polar bear and deer that can hibernate for six months.
CrimeThe Only Known Thing More Dangerous Than A Nuclear Power Plant Is This by johnaruson(op): 7:58am On Jan 15, 2018
Herdsmen Cattle Colonies or Grazing Reserves according to old histories has always turned to a Caliphate or (in this current situation) Local Government Area. If given, they will soon produce religious leaders then ask for their local government in a foreign and borrowed land, become indigenous people with time and dagger.
Any acres of land given to the Weapons Ready Herdsmen becomes their own forever, a potential time bomb and battle field.
Because swords will never depart from their colonies and neighborhood, it is far better to give your land for a nuclear power plant than giving it for their cattle colonies. At least the world will come to your rescue if anything go wrong in nuclear power plant than herdsmen attack.
Check history that will never forget on the herdsmen's killings, conquer and occupation of any land peacefully borrowed to them. Imagine your neighbors always moving around with daggers for their everyday business.
(Copied from WhatsApp).

http://dailypost.ng/2018/01/14/fulani-herdsmen-fayose-blows-hot-vows-not-give-ekiti-land-cattle-colonies/amp/
CelebritiesRe: Abasiodiong Eyo Inyang Smokes To Celebrate Her 20th Birthday; Goes Braless by johnaruson(m): 1:37am On Jan 15, 2018
Another chidimma, we go hear her cucumber story soon, no matter this girl pay heavy (private) prices to win beauty contests.
Christianity EtcRe: Man Posts Bottle Of Beer And Bible Verse To Justify His Drink (Photo) by johnaruson(m): 9:59pm On Jan 14, 2018
You are right, beer made of corn or rice is not a sin, while it is your illiterate pastors that are sinners, because the preach lies.

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