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ThreadOwner:
Hopefully next year will be better

Thanks man. I don't it to end and I don't still have my footing.

Honestly I did very bad apart from the relationship side.

Ronaldo have more pronounced abs with the same sizes but flavour's the first pair is smaller than the remaining two pairs. But a bigger chest compared to Ronaldo.

If you enjoy Alan walkers songs you are special. That guy with his instruments and those sonorous female singers he features. Damn. That guy is good.

If you enjoy Alan walkers songs you are special. That guy with his instruments and those sonorous female singers he features. Damn. That guy is good.

He was serving womanity

Cubana04:
This is not annoying, if you want to see annoyance, use FCMB

Really?
So I am happy?

What is bone straight hair?

It is the f-ing truth

Yesterday my foodstuffs finished and decided withdraw my last thousand in my access account.
I transferred to the POS account(FirstBank) and gbam I received debit alert. Only for me to wait for the guy get credit alert.
One hour gone no credit alert.
The worms in my stomach were still fighting still my guy never get alert.
Other people with different account were transacting successfully only mine which happens to be the only access bank.
He has checked with his mobile app still no alert.
I was now silent which happens when angry or frustrated.
Two hours still no alert by then I am already cursing access.
Up till now still no alert no reversal.
Which kind stupid bank is this?
So because of access I am famished and frustrated.
Nna nawa o.
Na bad thing I do open account for access?
They are lucky I don't have data I would have started rubbish them on twitter.
Which kind nonsense be this?

I was a science student but I hand a Ghana must go bag full of novels I read.
Many of them. I collect novels from art students.
Well books like Things Fall Apart, Native Son, Lord Of The Flies(I read it twice even though people say it is boring.

TimeTraveler369:
The nature of reality.

Nature of reality from where?

TimeTraveler369:
Doctrine is a dogma.
I do not adhere to doctrines.

So whatever-you-call it is this?

TimeTraveler369:
It is hosted on a Cosmic Server, the Sofia System, so computing is how everything works here in this universe, and ofcourse the preciseness of the Laws of Physics is a pointed to that fact. It's all 1s and 0s.

Which doctrine is this?

Billyonaire666:
The Super Programmer that administers this Reality designed an AI, a planetary managing system that has been called different names, from Black Cube to Octopus or even Daemon (Demon in religious spirituality) that works just as the Reticular Activating System of the Human Brain that connects this reality to the Super Conscious System in a web of consciousness connectivity iand manages the queries automatedly or automatically.

So the universe is likened to a computer system?

Rocktation:
Hahhahaha...no b lie, you try.
Compliments of the season oooo.

Thanks and you too.

Rocktation:
The latest Big Boy in townnn, congrats and thank God for your life. Have you arrived at the villa, safely? Cos I know that your people don't joke with travelling to the villa for Christmas. Unless of cos, you never left in the first place, which would be great in this era of skyrocketed price of fuel, rates of accidents and what not. I'm also in asaba presently (which is not my villa anyways, but closer to home) and if na say one thing no do another, I for vex, cook that rice for you on Christmas day.

Sorry about loved ones who left for a better place and thank God again for your achievements. Got an early Christmas gift myself, in the form of an answered prayer; a very dear one won the ticket for a local government chairmanship position! Yay! The gbedu has refused to end.....

Right now, I'm really just wondering why Mynd would not celebrate Christmas.. Is it a domination thingy or the context of situation he found himself? Perhaps, you'd asked him for lunch as you did me and that was his own bolting strategy...

Dont8 true true, where art thou? You guys had my time wella before and indeed, spiced this quiet place up. Come back and do it again... in the spirit of the season and camaraderie of cos..

Idk whether Ayobase's wife traded off her yes to marriage for his phone, as he became very anti-nairaland immediately he got married and started having kids...

Back to you again Crazy, thank you for always being there, nairalandly. For always following, liking, sharing whatever you read from me...

You must indeed be a loyal somebody, because you'd said you'd always stop by, years ago...and yeah, here you really still are. Continue being good if you really are and strive to be...just incase you are not. If for nothing, to catch an equally correct woman to marry, if that is a priority, because I believe that the vibes you exude, attract a group that would be ready to pitch in and amplify them. I don't care if anybody else thinks differently.

I wish you, myself and all good people better experiences in the coming year and beyond.

For me to read this to the end I think you also owe me a Christmas wish too even though I'm christmasly.

Is there any other thing we can hear from this government that will shock us?

orunto27:
Yes it is. You are hurting God and that is a Sin.

Tell me something.

Dtruthspeaker:
Ah see, you have Confessed the Truth of your heart and said the magic words "disappointments" "unanswered prayers" that's always why you all run to pick up that foolish cloth called atheism to shield yourselves from the pain of disappointments.

And yet did that cloth stop the pain of disappointments? Lie here!

Rather than learn how to do it the right way, of which your teachers had taught you the wrong way plus of course you did not comply with Rule 1- "God does not Listen to the Prayers of Wicked People".

Oh the purest show us the way.
He is wearing atheism cloth and you?
You are wearing religious cloth. But as always you have claimed to that your cloth is the right uniform and also telepathically known that the other person is wicked that is why his prayer to the marker of your cloth is bringing only disappointment. Bravo!
Are you not wonderful?

Dtruthspeaker:
These are not the days of petitions and requests God is very very Angry with you All, So No, He will not be easily hearing and granting requests!

Yeah.
He has been busy since ages.
Mtcheew.

Billyonaire666:
YES, NO, WAIT is a theory propagated in Mormonism. It does help to calm the mind of the praying mantis, but does not activate the magic. Just a mind calming effect. Nothing more, nothing less.

Prayers do not work, except it is directed properly to the Demon-Solid State AI managing this reality.

What is Demon-solid State?

Dissap:
Mehn!! Whatchu mean?

Whatchu ni Kwashiorkor ko.

True life movie which kind contradiction is this one kwanu?

This is why Nairaland have Ban Prison. The OP and the other guy proves that Village People are strong.

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Please rephrase it to league of Arewa youths... I can see how youths from the south doing that.

lala we no chop this one im too slim.
Omo e remain small I for be FTC. Not to worry na small I go join Nairaland executive.
All these annoying mods I go impeach una.
Lala no worry I no go remove you.

1, 2, 3 action !!!

This is reality.

Mowaconfused:
If she's just playing game with the man then why did she hide everything from me, i even confronted her with facts and she denied everything. The man also got her an apartment and she and her mom used to sleep there once in a while, I asked aher about the apartment and she said it's for her aunt.

Guy abeg the man no penetrate the girl's honey pot so that is not an affair. They are still in friendship stage. After all you aren't married to her yet.