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Bro abeg allow me to drink this garri in peace no vex me o.

Two guys above seems to have escaped from asylum.

What is the N20 charge for?

inderhappy:
Beautiful nonsense

Are you indaboski wife or girlfriend?

Wyry:
Nigerian girls are useless.

How does this concern Nigerian girls?

shitshappen:
Will you really blame it on me, all I wanted to do was slide it open so as to call the icedcream vendor. I had 100 tucked away in the most secured place of my shorts.

Blame it on the contractor

Mr contractor nawa for you oo. Oga contractor no mind me I blame am. Im get longer throat not hunger.

advocatejare:
Are you pained?

NO.

shitshappen:
I broke a window, and a TV stand in one week. Imagine receiving general beating as a last Born. Nobody to tell you sorry.

You broke a window? Ịnukwa?

Russia is to Europe as Uganda is to Africa.

advocatejare:
This can't be a pastor, the fornicator was a wolf in sheep clothing. By their fruits you shall know them

Christ preached against immoralities and the apostles did the same.

Christianity is not a religion that supports immoralities

All these things you said. Who ask you?

GayPontiff:
Shame of a man

With a diiick size of my toe.

Should have been grateful to the pastor for helping his gf enjoy some exhilarating sexual experience

Enjoy the time na ur crime

Which kind Gay wey you be sef? Gay or Gay ?

yomi007k:
You are right. Marriage is Slavery for men.


You put alot of money, investment and dreams on the line to be in shackles especially when you marry an ungrateful woman.


That's another reason men don't live long.

Hmm I no go marry again.

Bluezy13:
"Will you marry me ?" That question is enough to know who is marrying who.

I get your point what of when the girl propose?

This one 19?

Men and love of breast ehnn..

suzzyboss:
It's not only wheel of a home it's wheelbarrow.. After paying bride price and laying down with all our friends and brothers...

lmao
I just dey imagine?

goodmorning40:
It is so because in reality girl marry boy. A woman is the owner of marriage, the wheel of a home is steered by the wife, men are just there as the figure head.
Believe it or not

so why don't she pay the groom price?

Why is it that the girl's name is written before the boy's name in marriage invitations?
Who is marrying who?

Why don't you keep the good name you have garnered and keep off from politics?

So this is the crying spirit?

vickydankal:
I don’t get what people gain from exposing men and women of God who consented to Indulge in sex. If it is rape it’s a different thing. These people are human like us and can make mistakes.

Their local churches will handle this. Exposing some things about the body of Christ will reduce the faith if the world in the church . That’s why I love Catholic Church, whatever happens there stays there.

Not often will you hear about our brothers in other religion public or on social media discussing about their lmam on sexual vices.

Strike the Shepard and the sheep will scatter.

Wetin dis one dey talk?

Hmm. FP

Hmm. FP

Loveknitting:
Na real holy Michael oooh, I'm shocked too.

Imagine that kind thing? That means if she give him her faeces he will eat.

Where is they pre-wedding photo? The other guy in the third picture?

My Nollywood crush.

IntellectOzone:
Good Evening NL Tweeps

I'm actually not comfortable with this lady I make her package for this my brother
It all started this way, his girlfriend he as been with for over 7 yrs just cut short there relationship journey with no iota of reasons. Her decision was respected and accepted by everyone of us because she's so much loved by us all but her problem is "she not opening up with issue bothering her, she holds up things that hurts her which she is suppose to spew out to heart without no single human knowing about it" sometimes anyone that notices her mood calls her and make sure anything is wrong but she always reply she's fine.

On a faithful day, my brother female client came to him for business talk and they chatted about relationship, marriage and all that. He then explains how things elapsed on his relationship that broke is mental health down on embarking on another relationship.

So this his client showed him one of his friend which he told him she's single and searching. He then called me to take a glance look at her picture and tell him wassup, I replied she's pretty much okay (Not knowing as Yoruba adage do say "Ewa ko ni iwa" meaning "Beauty is not Behavior".

We collected her WhatsApp digit and I bigin the chattings myself (Intro, Business, e.t.c) and they begin to know eachother better on calls and chats but on this faithful day when she was invited for Date. I can't believe the kind of act this lady been displaying and it looks embarrassing and shameful to my very self and my brother.

She was giving the permission to have his phone but I can't believe all she was doing was asking different kind of dumb questions and still placing curses on everything she sees, she going through his contacts and setting eyes on any number stored with female name, the next thing is curse upon curses (Asin first date o, meeting that is not upto 1 week), she will then switch to WhatsApp and read private chats and places curse again and same thing with Gallery. All this things looks strange to me dhor, I can't just stop getting rid of it.

I let it all go and still looks forward probably she will change not until when the three of us both went to this my brother client which is also her friend event.
We got there sitted resting as it as been a long journey getting to the event destination and this lady grab this phone again and started placing heavy curses again, that was the time I intervane and ask her what her problem really is? And to be honest with you this lady is a single mother of 3 kids which 1 didn't survive RIP, which her my brother client which is her friend didn't tell us before embarking on this journey and with this her toxic behaviour that sucks.

She then got annoyed and left us at the event till we saw her coming back again playing innocent card me myself dunnor subscribe for, Lol.
To make matter worst, she grab the phone again and did one annoying thing by deleting numbers anyhow, saving numbers on her phone unknowingly planning to call them and swear for them (Asin till date, this nonsense relationship is not up to 1 month o). Even her friend denied she doesn't know she's as this toxic jealous but she was aware of her kids and plead for that.

Now they were talking on phone and I entered his room singing and she heard voice and accuse him of keeping a lady inside, he told her I was the one but this girl no gree not until when I collected the phone from him and fake my voice like a lady, Omo x1000000 this lady places curses on me ni o, na so I change my voice back and talk senses to her head annoyingly and get off phone for her.

My problem now is that, I don't want him doing anything with that lady again, I want her gone in peace and him stay his Lane in peace too.
Now am planning on calling that his ex and beg the hell out of her, she so much respect me and I hope she gree. I just prefer this lady than that quack lady of no manners aswr.

Please advice me, can I proceed in my plead with his ex? Or he should look elsewhere for another lady?

Why the match making?

saaphiere:
I'm next in line. Amen.

With the way you bash males here I don't think so unless you're different in reality.

NuclearHead:
Good day nairalanders, I have been wondering how to get rid of the black spots on my face ,it's not that much ...but it's still a black spot , how did you get rid of yours to get your perfect skin without any blemish ?

This work 100%.
Use raw egg. Break it and remove the yolk(yellow part). Rub the egg white on your face leave on your face 2-3hrs by then it would have dried on your face. Wash off.
It is even better to it before going to bed then wash early morning. It eliminate pimples too.

European Wedding: Invited Guest: 60 Present in Church: 50, Present in Reception: 45, Gifts: 37, Missing Items:0;
American Wedding: Invited Guest: 67 Present in Church: 60, Present in Reception: 55, Gift: 57, Missing Items: 0,
Nigerian Wedding: Invited Guest: 400, Present in Church: 27, Present in Reception: 1238, Gift: N50,000, 55 Envelops, Total Amount in Envelops: N2,000, Missing Items: 5 plates, 24 Mineral bottles, 12 phones. Spoons missing. Missing Cooler of rice. Boyfriend missing with another girl. Girlfriend missing with another boy. 5 broken chairs. 2 broken table. In-law slaps a bridesmaid. Two people fighting.
And you blaming the government? The change starts with you.