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PoliticsRe: Herdsman Spotted Bathing With Cow Urine (Pictures & Video) by Johniyke2flex(m): 3:53pm On Feb 15, 2021
This has to be some kind of fetish.

There is no way anyone will convince me that these guys are originally from any part of Nigeria. We know that majority of Fulanis are illiterates, but this one? Nah...This is the lowest of low.
RomanceRe: My Brother And The Wife Had Sex In My Room, Why Won't She Wash The Sheets? by Johniyke2flex(m):
Trust me bro, you are a disaster waiting to happen. Yours is so clear as daylight. You are self-obsessed, immature, proud and ignorant at the same time. Mhen... I pity the woman that will foolishly think she can put up with you. Chai! Ndo ehn!

If you know how disgusting you sound ehn. I would even put up with my bed being smeared with semen than to put up with someone that is self-obsessed like you. Tufia!
PoliticsRe: Ogun APC Official Refuses To Register Amosun Loyalists (Video) by Johniyke2flex(m): 7:22am On Feb 10, 2021
See the kind of illiterates that were tasked with registering people into a party, and I happen to find myself in the same space with them. God help us. These ones will vote Buhari again if it were possible for him to go for another term. I am sure that they only know party logo, it doesn't matter if the country is retrogressing.
FamilyRe: Nigeria Ranks 2nd Highest In Paternity Fraud In The World by Johniyke2flex(m): 9:51am On Jan 11, 2021
I wonder why this reporter completely left out the cost of doing a DNA test in Nigeria. That's an information that many folks will be interested in I'm sure.
PoliticsRe: President Buhari Suspends EndSARS Protests Nationwide by Johniyke2flex(m): 8:25pm On Oct 22, 2020
Which kyn nonsense sensational headline be this? Na him papa start the protest?
FamilyRe: My Wife Won't Cook For Our Guests. Please Advise Me by Johniyke2flex(m): 9:17pm On Sep 03, 2020
koolaid87:
You're the lost one

How about he cooperate with his wife by choosing a less stressful meal like snacks.

Must he make his wife passed through stress just to satisfy some church members?

He's talking about her cooking the soup only. What about the cleaning??

At Op, no stress your relationship because of church GATHERING. If they can't pie and Pepsi, then it ain't worth it.

You're already stressing about one gathering and you're putting the stress on her
Are you OK like this? So he will change the menu or ask the menu to be changed because his wife cannot cook... For a gathering that happens once in almost two years. You are not smart. Someone that has agreed to do almost everything except to cook the soup just to save face, is it doing the dishes that will be difficult for him? The guy has practically compromised on everything, he's basically only just asking for help with the soup, and you are here saying nonsense. Are you even married?

So OP, if this was your child's dedication or some other important gathering, will your wife still be this adamant? Just know that you are married to a very mean woman that won't cover your shame if it's left to her. A reasonable woman will say, OK... I'll do it this last time and might give a stern warning about not accommodating it next time. Not this overpampared and appalling woman this OP is trying so hard to paint differently. You've been left high and dry brother, this should serve as a lesson to you, you now know who it is you've been calling your wife all along.
CelebritiesRe: Genevieve Nnaji Celebrates Her 41st Birthday Today by Johniyke2flex(m): 9:45am On May 03, 2020
I share the same birthday with this amazing woman with a wonderful personality. Happy birthday to us.
PoliticsRe: DSS Tries To Rearrest Sowore In Court (Photos) by Johniyke2flex(m): 10:40am On Dec 06, 2019
I'm very sorry for being an unwavering believer in this entity called Nigeria. I apologize for my stewpidity and I join the realists in saying Nigeria is truly a shit hole. I have seen the light.
PoliticsRe: Orji Uzor Kalu Mocked By Radio Biafra London Group Members by Johniyke2flex(m): 10:14am On Dec 06, 2019
Funny thing is that it is the people from the other tribes that have gotten the wrong message from this. Ipob has not said OUK shouldn't be jailed for corruption. In fact they are happy about it. They are only chastising him for abandoning his people in preference for the Nigerian state. These are different messages that shouldn't be misconstrued. Besides, yorubas, what is your own in all these? How is it your business? Why do you take pleasure in forcefully throwing yourselves into everything that partains to the Igbos. You say the Igbos have too much hate but you know deep down that you feel the same way about them. What's the hypocrisy for? We hate you too as much as you hate us. In fact, we hate you more than you hate us. What's all these gan sef? Please stay away from our mentions. Majority of Nigerians leave in extreme poverty and yet you don't see any reason to shout down this status quo, your only natural engagement is to call out those that have decided to fight for themselves. Bleep you all hypocrites. Your hypocrisy stinks. I can't continue being neutral in the face of this madness. Let everything burn down and let everyone find their square root. It's not as if remaining silent will better anyone's lot in this conflagration mistakenly called a country. Nonsense!
SportsRe: Gift Goodliving: Footballer Poisoned By Friends (Graphic Photos) by Johniyke2flex(m):
If Aaron Samuel had plans to facilitate your move abroad, he should be more than interested in seeing you get well now. Na person wey dey alive dey play ball. If he's not contributing (substantially) towards helping you recover from your present infirmity, then his motive from the start can at best be described as sinister. I pray you find healing for your leg.

How come there are many people here who do not seem to know that there are bad people among us who could go the extra mile to derail one's dreams? If this is new to you then you probably haven't been living in Nigeria. Diabolism does exist, and it lives very close to our door steps. We thank God for his grace.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Eko Electricity Distribution Graduate Trainee Programme 2018 Application by Johniyke2flex(m):
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Christianity EtcRe: Reno Omokri's Opinion On Christians Sowing Seeds by Johniyke2flex(m): 4:17pm On Aug 10, 2018
If what he wrote made sense to you and you still went ahead to insult him, you are a big fool. Learn how to separate a message from the messenger, and more importantly, learn how to move on.
EducationRe: Chris Imafidon: Autism Didn't Stop Me From Making It In Life by Johniyke2flex(m): 4:22pm On Nov 22, 2017
jericco1:
he's but believe me what he did in UK will have little or no effect here. the environment is unfavorable.
Pardon me brother but you sound dumb. After reading this piece you still manage to believe that where a person comes from could be a barrier. Did you not read where it is said that he works with the worst of the worst and yet he gets the desired result. What's different about Nigeria anyway? The message has been passed... Every individual, whether a Nigeria or non Nigerian posseses greatness inside of him.
CelebritiesRe: Opeyemi Olarinde To Timi Dakolo: "Ignore Daddy Freeze, Myopic Man" -Ex Wife Says by Johniyke2flex(m): 3:19pm On Oct 26, 2017
code7x:
You started well and ended poorly. Let me assume you don't know the story from the beginning. Cos if you do, you will know who started the dizzing. I see nothing wrong in Timi advising young unmarried folks to be very cautious and prepared before marriage stating that marriage in itself is complicated so that you won't think of divorce except for case of domestic violence
You obviously got me wrong.

I'm in total agreement with what Timi posted, all those things you re-echoed. But that's not the point. He should have allowed the discuss to flow without getting personal. The whole essence of the message was lost as a result of his pettiness.

Na Timi first find trouble!
CelebritiesRe: Opeyemi Olarinde To Timi Dakolo: "Ignore Daddy Freeze, Myopic Man" -Ex Wife Says by Johniyke2flex(m):
eloquentclient:
If you are a believer then you will know that his name doesnt need to be mentioned. What Freeze is doing is against the kingdom we represent hence the statement. Moreover it was freeze that struck first going to a post he was not mentioned to comment/debunk
Maybe you got it twisted. Freeze's initial reply to Timi's post was actually a counter post, but it was devoid of any personal attack. Timi obviously fell into a trap when he said he had "waited patiently" to give a rejoinder on some of the burning issues. That was a big error, he shouldn't have personalized the discuss.

About the main issues that were raised... I differ from many of Freeze's views but I understand that he is entitled to them. He is only spreading his gospel like every other person and his audience has a choice to either accept or reject. My personal views only matters to me and the audience that care to listen. It is immaterial.
CelebritiesRe: Daddy Freeze Hails Timi Dakolo, Following The Shocking Revelation That He’s Been by Johniyke2flex(m):
Chai!! This girl has murdered sleep o. Breeze don blow, fowl yansh don open.

On a serious note, Timi brought this on himself. You dare challenge an Internet heavyweight like Freeze on his mastered turf. You f*ck up nah! Especially as you know that you are also not perfect and there are things you wouldn't want to be made public. Make I see as you wan take deny this one. That girl sounds sure. Except if she is mistaking Busola (Timi's wife) for another girl.

Daddy Freeze na werey o. See that video. Lmao!!!
CelebritiesRe: Opeyemi Olarinde To Timi Dakolo: "Ignore Daddy Freeze, Myopic Man" -Ex Wife Says by Johniyke2flex(m): 2:20pm On Oct 26, 2017
CID:
Because he talks on radio or...?
It is only a dumb person that would deny that Daddy Freeze is an intelligent person. Let's forget about the message he preaches, that's his kettle of fish. Timi on the other hand, Gosh, those capital letters can make someone go crazy.
CelebritiesRe: Opeyemi Olarinde To Timi Dakolo: "Ignore Daddy Freeze, Myopic Man" -Ex Wife Says by Johniyke2flex(m): 2:04pm On Oct 26, 2017
I like Timi Dakolo, but on this one, he really messed up. You and Freeze are not in the same level at all. Why would you get confrontational about an issue that does not have your name tagged to it. Better face your music career and shut up. Whether he called his ex wife names or not is none of your business. Na amebo carry you reach here.
SportsRe: Kelechi Iheanacho Wore Igbo Cap To Leicester City Vs Swansea Game by Johniyke2flex(m): 7:25pm On Oct 22, 2017
Haters!!! Na the origin of the cap dey vex una.
CelebritiesRe: Tagbo Umeike: Fan Defends Davido; Highlights What May Have "Caused" His Death by Johniyke2flex(m): 8:07pm On Oct 13, 2017
Jobless fellow!
EducationRe: University Education In Nigeria NOW Is A Waste Of Time. My Opinion by Johniyke2flex(m): 11:54am On Sep 20, 2017
Very true!

I had to leave school before I found this truth. I looked inward before I realized that I had been told a big lie. All along I thought that getting a job after uni would be the end of my struggles, alas, it signaled the beginning. I remain unfulfilled even after the certifications and the job. Now I'm in a struggle to find the real purpose of my life.

Unfortunately we wait to get to this dilemma before we turn to the creator of life. Before now I thought that being educated and having money equates having a fulfilled life, experience has taught me differently. You can never know the purpose of your life except you turn to the one who holds the manual of that life.
RomanceRe: Want To Stop Porn And Masturbation? Get In Here by Johniyke2flex(m):
I used to masturbate, but mine wasn't chronic. I remember it used to be like once a week, or sometimes once in two weeks. I could go as low as once in a month too. Sometimes it could go higher depending on my state of mind. I've always had a natural dislike for pornography, so getting triggered by it was out of it. In fact I get irritated instead. The triggers used to come through my conversations with my female friends. Whenever we engaged in dirty talks or chats, I would immediately get triggered and I become restless until I ease off.

Becos I knew my trigger and I had perfected it's effect on me, I tried as much as my strength could to stay away from dirty talks. Unfortunately, this helped only but a little. I remember I hated myself so much and I would vow never to go back to the act again, only to find myself doing it days later.

During those years I tried so many things, and I can confidently tell whoever wants to stop the act that prayer alone won't help. Although I understand that masturbation has a spiritual root, praying alone as is being adviced here won't solve the problem.

First you have to own up to the fact that you have a problem that needs a solution. Stop seeing the act as a normal thing, it is abnormal. As with fornication and adultery, masturbation is a work of the flesh and it has bad consequences.

Two, you need to understand that masturbation only thrives in secrecy. The urge tries to first separate you from others before pouncing on you. So when next you feel the urge to masturbate, go out and mingle with friends. This would cause a necessary distraction that would take your mind off the act.

You have to be very conscious of what triggers you. This is very important. Do not wait until you are neck deep into the lustful act before you take action. Try as much as you can to locate your trigger point. With this, you will know when to take a necessary step that would curb the urge.

Be accountable to someone. Masturbation is both a psychological and a spiritual problem. Try to confide in someone of higher knowledge than you. In my case, I confided in a brother in church. I chose him because he had shown a certain level of maturity and experience in dealing with the act. He was also a former masturbator and he wasn't shy about talking about his experience. He would call me every morning to remind me about the issue I was dealing with and how I was determined to overcome it. With that, I was able to navigate each day with a conscious knowledge of what I was battling with. In fact, it was the turning point for me.

Prayer! Prayer! Prayer! The place of prayer and renewing your mind cannot be overemphasized. There is no getting out of masturbation without the invitation of the Holy Spirit to be your help. Whatever you do without prayer is futile. Take it from me. You just need to augment it with other physical exercises for it to be effective and futile.
CelebritiesRe: Annie Idibia Shocked At A Lady's Outfit To The Club (Photo) by Johniyke2flex(m): 11:44am On Aug 31, 2017
Hypocrite!
PoliticsRe: Misau: IG Of Police N10Billion Monthly Bribe Allegation Debated On Channels TV by Johniyke2flex(m): 10:35am On Aug 29, 2017
This anchor sef. He gave the force PPRO too much time to state the same thing over and over again. I hate it when issues of immense importance come up and time decides to play the bitch. Must the TV stations always go live with everything? Why couldn't they do a recorded version and put it on the Internet for people to see. With that at least, time wouldn't be a constraint and every party would get the chance to say whatever they have to say with enough clarity. I felt the senator had so much to say but was constrained by the little time he had and his lack of oratory skills. His closing remarks though... "I think the police authorities are confused, because just two weeks ago the IG bought ticket for me to be on his delegation to Morocco". Haha! Yet they call the man a deserter. Very confused set of people. They chose to attack his person in other to discredit his criticism. The PPRO is a sworn enemy of himself. He needs proof for everything. He even needs it to believe that his sons weren't fathered by his former landlord. The onus lies on his wife. Not Nigerians.
PhonesRe: My Experience With Carlcare Service Center, Uyo by Johniyke2flex(m): 4:25pm On Aug 25, 2017
OP you dey make me vex. What's this "I had no choice" I'm seeing littered in this write-up? You had no choice! Are you a Nigerian at all? Mhen you Bleep up! Chai! Why didn't you give yourself a choice by slapping day light out of their faces? Mhen you don let my temperature increase. You Bleep up jare!
Car TalkRe: Waymo Self-driving Cars Becomes Soft Before Hitting A Pedestrian by Johniyke2flex(m): 1:17pm On Aug 24, 2017
God... Why have you forsaken us?
CrimeRe: How Woman Was Arrested After Taking A Missing Child To Police Station In Lagos by Johniyke2flex(m): 2:27pm On Aug 21, 2017
SalamRushdie:
Impressive policing from the NPF I must say .They must look into every angle just to make sure nobody is playing smart ..The woman left herself open to suspicion the moment she took the child to her church instead of the nearest authorities and from there further took the child to another station outside the jurisdiction she claimed she saw the child ..I must say this is impressive policing and I stand with the Nigerian police on this ..Great call by the police
Brother ode. You'll soon find out how foolish you are when you find yourself in a police cell for reasons you cannot fathom.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For The Nigerian Bottling Company Graduate Management Trainee Program 2017 by Johniyke2flex(m):
"NYSC discharge certificate not earlier than 2016".

I think this is a bigger issue than everything that's being discussed. It simply means if you graduated from 2014 and downwards please don't apply.

Stupid people!
Car TalkRe: This N600m 2000 Mercedes Benz CLK-GTR Will Leave You Speechless (photos & Video) by Johniyke2flex(m): 3:30pm On Jul 24, 2017
It's sounds like a danfo. That's weird considering how expensive it is.
CrimeRe: Police (PCRRU) Invited Me To The Station For Refund, Should I Go? by Johniyke2flex(m): 2:44pm On Jun 10, 2017
deltateam:
Protection in Nigeria ?

Guy you must have been watching enough films.
Welcome to the real word.
Have you heard of whistle blowing. Yes, it's happening in Nigeria. Now, that's the real world.
CrimeRe: Police (PCRRU) Invited Me To The Station For Refund, Should I Go? by Johniyke2flex(m): 11:45am On Jun 10, 2017
Don't listen to the people telling you not to go. Please go, but make sure you go with one or two other people.

How can we continue to complain about the rot in the police when we shy away from playing our own part. Someone wants to fight the rot, the least you can do is support that person. The ACP is not a fool, I'm sure he'd have taken measures to protect you. You could as well ask for such protection before showing up.
PhonesRe: Unboxing The Gionee M6… What A Powerful Piece Of Magic! by Johniyke2flex(m): 4:18pm On Jan 11, 2017
Lmao! OP is afraid to say the price. It is damn expensive! I use a Gionee M5 with a better battery capacity. I don't see why anyone should go for M6 when the difference is just fingerprint sensor and a lower battery capacity. M5 Rocks!!!

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