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Here's mine. Merry Christmas every one!!!

I had two gionee phones, Splus nd M5. I sold the Splus last two weeks after I had used it for over 6months without any problem. I can say for a fact that gionee M5 is the bomb. Perfect phone. I would get another M5 if need be. It's a collector's item.

Why create a thread if you are not willing to unveil and correct the ills of the society. Your story has failed in its entirety to address the seeming wrong that was done to you. Pls go ahead and tell the story so that others can learn from you.

#Corruption...not in my country!!!

This is beyond physical. The boy allowed the non-physical world to overwhelm his thought process. I see no other explanation for this.

Dear Toks2008,

Thanks a million for this timely piece. As much as I disagree totally with your submission, I still believe you are entitled to it, after all it remains your own opinion.

A lot has been said about this topic, but sadly, there still remains many contentions about the subject matter. Permit me to add that as Christians in this present dispensation, we do not live by the letters of the word, as was done in the times of Moses, but by the leading of the holy spirit. It is totally unchristian to wait till you see where it is written before you obey. The spirit acts to lead us into all truths.

I was once a practicing masturbator until I got delivered from it. I can tell you with precision that your argument is misplaced because, as you said earlier, you have never, or you don't know how to masturbate. No one masturbates with the image of Jesus Christ on the cross of calvary running through his mind.

When God commanded us to flee fornication and other sexual immorality, it was because He knew that these acts could defy the reason for creating marriage. The original plan was not for a single guy/lady to have sexual passion as you call it. This passion should originally come in marriage. However, because we have tested the waters, this unholy passion builds up and it could lead to masturbation.

The foundation of any masturbation for a single person is built on satisfying the flesh which the Bible preached against. It obviously does not honour God in any way.

I used to masturbate at least once every week, especially on saturdays. It was always done in the confines of my bathroom. Before I commit the act, I would have wrestled with my conscience for hours. Mine was different because I knew it was a sin even as an unbeliever. I would come up with different excuses why I should do it and at the end my conscience gives way. While I am masturbating, I start to think about my past sexual activities, I would conjure the image of a lady I had lust after and imagine how she's naked on my bed. I would imagine how round her boobs is and how she's screaming as I jerked up and down. Sometimes I would imagine how she's giving me a Mouth Action and all that. In real life I would be moving passionately and making sounds that could only emanate from real sex. I wonder how this is not spiritual.

There were times I would do it even against my will. At that moment my body will be willing but my heart would be weak. There was a strong hold. I came up with different excuses at that time. Relaxation and avoidance of real fornication was top on the list. These were all fluke. Sexual lust was behind it. Mind you if you had looked at the frequency, you wouldn't say I was addicted. But my brother, it is not until you are addicted to something that it becomes a sin.

Permit me to use your word..."think about sex". How exactly do you think about sex? Do you think about sex with a large picture of urself eating amala? Or you think about sex with a conjured picture of yourself snoring on your fat bed? No brother! An average human thinks about sex with a conjured image of himself having sex with the opposite sex. And how's this opposite sex supposed to be dressed in this conjured picture? Naked I think with her luscious body splashing on ur mind and arousing every sexual feelings. And who could be this person whose image has been conjured? I bet you my dear, it would not be an unknown person. You must have come in contact with this person either in real life or on TV.

So you see my brother, no matter how you think about it, it still boils down to sexual lust which in itself is a sin.

I could go on and on showing you how masturbation is both a strong hold and a sin, but I'll stop here so that I can hear from you and take down some points. Oh forgive me for not quoting the scriptures as the basis for my contribution. My words are clear enough to be discerned.

How will he feel if the guy that's f**cking his daughter comes out after so many years and announces to the world on social media that he has f*cked hell outta her. Abi she be virgin? #Karmasutra!

But why would my d*ck have a mind of its own? I'm reading your cooked up story with disgust and the stewpid thing is protesting. Just negodu!!!

Johniyke2flex:
I meet many many people throughout my daily tasks Some like me, some respect me, some disrespect me, inshort Some by mere seeing a policeman they just wish I’d burn in hell!! Most tolerate me and realize that I am there for a reason… It’s my job! Been a cop teaches me to count my daily blessings To be thankful for what I have because so many have so little & It teaches me to value every minute (becuase I see what you can’t stand), to seize the day and save the day, and find that life within it!!

That's what we know them for...Counting their daily blessings!

I don't understand this story again o. It was reported that the occupants of the suv were the driver, the aid de camp, Mr Ocholi, his wife and son. Who are these ones again? Looking at how they are dressed, they couldn't have been in the suv. This story does not add up.

God please forgive me, Nairaland has turned me into a tribalist.

My d*ck has a mind of its own! May God help it!

Been/Being, There/Their, This/These etc. A lot of Nairalanders need to learn how to use these words appropriately.

Unfurtunately, one side didn't see the need to honour the pact reached in Aburi. This is one history that the powers that be have tried so much to erase. But we are not fools, we have it registered in our minds!

Great injustice was meted out to our fathers, our mothers, our uncles, our aunts, our relations, just because the other side of the divide knew no one would hold them accountable.

Now we have a Gowon who is seen as a National hero and an Ojukwu who is seen as the villian just because of the grand conspiracy by these powers that be to cover up the truth. Now the youths are the fools for it.

The biggest lie should rather be Davido's she no want designers, she no want ferrari, she say na my love oh! Big lie! Wetin Naija babe wan take your love do? Comm'on bring that ferrari and go to hell with ya love!

You've got everything all figured out, why bother Nairalanders? Or you want us to share in your evil deed abi? Brother ride on, that's exactly how someone else will bang your sister and tell her its over.

I would have offered a piece of advice, but you've made it pretty clear that you do not love her. Its obvious you decided to stay in the relationship and act cool because she told you she's a virgin.

You are far from being a gentle man!

Nonsense!

Jolllyjoy:
the neck is totally useless if the head is not there,.

From your own analogy, you are simply implying that you are useless without a man. What then is the essense of your education if you must always be dependent on a dick for survival

Your parents must be ashamed of you!!!

Lmao! See ignorance in display. This guy is a foolish troll that shouldn't be taken seriously.

If your mother likes let her ressurect and die again, its her business. She obviously didn't do well in raising a child that turned out to be a nuisance to the society.

OP whoever calls you "educated" has done disservice to the word "education". You are a stark illitrate. You have no business being in a relationship with this your debased mindset.

One advise for you...do us all a favour by joining your mother wherever she is. You sure need a break from this miserable life you are living.

You and your supporters are a big disgrace to Igbos.

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Davijunson:
Guy forget, your diick is subject to your mind... training your mind to say NO wen necessary is the first step to self control.

Guy forget, my dick has a mind of its own. Most times i'll be saying NO but it'll be saying YES. Its like that with many other guys i'm sure.

moscobabs:
Glorify secondary sch

Chai! You too go school? No be only glorify, na magnify!

Iykopee:
^^^ hahahahahahaha typical yorubastard. Na for mouth ur strenght dey.

Pls leave that fool, he's a kid.

Untapped wealth.

delectablegyal:
Lalasticlala, check the thread out.

If this goes to front page, everyone will see us talking about your breast, and they'll wanna check it out. Nd guess what... they'll be very dissapointed to see that olympus has fallen.

So in my humble submission, i'll advice a stay of execution.

Thank you.

kYjelly2:
Hello, please are those bress just for u only
Do u mind if we are friend

Smh! Breast wey one broke niggah dey take play table tennis.

Holyman3:
Nigerian youths are just bunch of shame.
First they can't read.
Then they read and don't understand.

Animals are just better.

My brother it is a big problem o. Comprehension is a big challenge in this side of the world. Even the OP clearly does not understand the message. Its a pity.

While in the act one day a prostitute said to me... " baby suck me nau." I didn't know when i shouted "blood of Jesus." I jumped up from the bed nd i ran with reckless abandon.





Na joke o!!!!

Central bank can start from my Ecobank account. Went to my branch to link my BVN nd the customer service lady was forming something something. Had to tell her to shove the account down her ass.

Nice one. That ghanaian boxer had his short sown with 10 yards of ghanaian flag.