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PastorOsamede:
Jesus is reaching out to you now!
"Come unto me, all ye that labour and are heavy laden, and I will give you rest" (Matthew 11:28).

GUY! though i dont support masturbation or whatever dey called it, but all d point u wrote up dere is not convicing enough, try and get more convicing words to win soul.

@OP, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, u a mad man.

nigerianium:

Do you realize homosexuality is a perverted inclination, mister?

"...My Captainswag225...". Gay alert!♦

LOL, he is just my gud nigga, missing him, tink he is in jail dats why he didnt reply me.

wats happening here? where is my captainswag225.

Rapmoney:
I don't need their phone numbers. I have nothing to do with their numbers; am just appreciating beauty! Garrit?

ALL I SEE IN HER IS JEALOUSY.

Sassybae:
Angry? No am not..just that you guys are pusssy licking that's all

lol, its just 4 fun though, i even create my own list yesterday but later edit it, u can also create dat of guys.

chomytex:
They are nt popular romancelanders...beautiful women tho..

nice one, gat to give U a trouphy,

Sassybae:
Awon asslickers Sinn.zu come see oo

lol, sassybae in angry mode.

Sexycleopatra:
so u will use it and wankk urself ryt? Iranu

lol, wankK? i havent even wankK with the most beautiful girl on earth pics, talkless of u? hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, pls dont let me vomit, am eating.

Sexycleopatra:
lol I"m lightskin already

pics or ........... ,u knw d rest naa.

Sexycleopatra:
Yu guys should stop all these nonsense na

jealousy! GO and bleach ya self, trust me u can make d next list.

@OP most of them is beautiful i must confess, but i havent seen any of dis monickers b4, nice list u gat dere though.

sydraay:
Men:

Your lovely and soon to be wedded fiancee is having her university graduation ceremony on a particular date. And your bosom friend and pal is having his wedding ceremony on the same date as your fiancee's ceremony.

Which would you attend and why?

Females, rearrange the question and answer too

I WILL GO 4 D WEDDING OVER D GRADUATION CEREMONY. true talk.

Xiadnat:
Complete and utter bullshit.

Enemy of progress.....

I TELL YA, dis guy just want to spoil market 4 girls above 30 and still luking 4 husband. very bad of him.

@OP U WANT TO SPOIL MARKET 4 DOS ABOVE 30 AND STILL LOOKING 4 HUSBAND? dont u knw some girls are currently in church, mountains praying 4 husband and u are here discouraging guys 4rm marrying them? abeg dont let people swear 4 u oo. not all are corrupt o, not all gat all dat experience u are talking about. some are still pure and its just destiny dat is delaying dem.

Fhemmmy:
Thanks for your time on our thread, we appreciate you . .. Yes, we do sell Sonata ad Altima, just tell us what you want or need, as long as older than 1999 model, we will make it happen.

LIKE HOW MUCH IS 2014 model?

Fhemmmy:

DO U SELL SONATA OR ALTIMA?

zaragal:
Tell dat to the breeze...u ren't talking to me...okkk?? , my boyfriend no dey see my pants and he spend...

U BOYFRIEND is wat i called magaliciously maga.

sydraay:
I know nairaland will put 'silly'. That silly is a six letter word that starts with S and ends with id.

Posted on www.edondo.com/2015/08/girls-that-have-insatiable-desire-for-money-and-come-from-poor-homes-are-just-plain-stupid

Yes humanity is insatiable. People just want 'EVERYTHING'. I don't want to go into that.

This is why I'm posting.

Why should a poor dirty girl from the dirtiest of gutters, make this statement " I can't date a guy that doesn't own a car"

And ur papa no get beetle. No seriously she made the statement and I did some digging, her dad who should be in his late 50's, do not own a car. I am not insulting the man oh, but nah the stupid child I get problem with.

GO GET A CAR! d girl is telling u d fact.

RottenTomato:
For a very long time, I have been trying to get a babe but it seems all the babes are just trying to frustrate themselves, not me. There are lots of big booty girls here which I would love to get down with but anytime I send them messages, they don't reply! Why so?!

Am a cute guy oo, don't mind the pic on my profile. That's the bouncer in my uncle's club!

I have decided to kill myself if I don't get a babe here before the year ends!

I nnnneeeeeeddddddddd a baaaaaaabbbbbbbeeeee nooooooowwwwwww!!!

we wont miss u bro, it we only reduce the number of trolls on nairaland.

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Jhenny:
i praise people that are in relationships for a year and above. I dont even see myself dating for that long,i'll get bored

u need deliverance, i mean serious deliverance.

bueze046:
I will add mine as you said tomorrow please, am feeling sleepy right now

EXPECTING IT

DDeliverer:
Tis impossible to turn a girl down without them hating you..impossible.

i once did....and the lady started making plans to deal with me..I even heard she was planning to arrange cult guys for me..lol

They just feel they can have whatever they want...and when they dont, they become very bitter and brutal.

TRUE TALK

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SUGARBEE:
Marriage doesn't give my partner any right to snoop through my phone at all.. No no

though i dont like breaching someone else privacy but if i married u and cant check ur phone, trust me we can last a month in dat marriage.

MRBrownJ:
instead, you should limit what you want in life while removing "having a happy family" from such list

i dont understand wat u mean.

seriously i would like to marry a girl am so confidence in her dat i can let her knw all my privacy, but i dont tink such girl exist hence u have to limit wat she can knw about ur PRIVACY.

chocolateme:
I don't want to get ideas into my head because it will be unfair to a friend that looks out for me innocently. But I guess at the same time i'm not a dummy not to understand when something is taking another turn.
My guy lives outside the country coming in at least twice or thrice a year. He once told his best friend to take me out. Just to see me that's all. I don't usually have time or chance for outing so I see the guy once in almost two months. They are really very close friends, we three hang out a lot whenever he in the country so the guy is no stranger to me.
Long story short.
I once had an argument with my guy and we entered silence mode, he told his guy that I am not talking to him. That one called and we met and talked. Later on he started calling me incessantly which is weired, on one occasion he said 'I love you" I replied "thanks" now he calls me "mummy" he calls more than five times in a day.
I have

another story 4 d gods

cutesmilez:
dis one na epistle na

dapsoneh:
What's ds one saying?

HAHAHAHAHA

phylp:
what will i do when my girl of 4 years that i sacrificed everything for till she graduated recently said 'she is young and has 2-3years to enjoy herself so she needs a break from emotional attachment.please what do you think is wrong with her and what am i to do. i cant really focus at work and my friends recently said i unconsciously talk while walking .

lol, u are on a long thing, dis is one of d hilarious break up lines ever, take heart bro. and go 4 another girl.