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RomanceRe: Has Anybody Actually Got A G.f/b.f From This NL Romance Zone by Johnnoah1st: 10:02am On Sep 07, 2015
halfrica:
grin good miss u
anyway, u still dont want me to see d face behind dis monicker, aint using bbm, and i dont have many bbm contacts, so it doesnt just make sense 4 me to download bbm cus of 2 or 3 bbm contact i gat, am only active on whatsapp, do u use whatsapp?
RomanceRe: Has Anybody Actually Got A G.f/b.f From This NL Romance Zone by Johnnoah1st: 9:49am On Sep 07, 2015
halfrica:
Johnnoah1st how u doing longest time o cheesy
lol, my beautiful babe, am so gud and happy, how are u doing too?
RomanceRe: . by Johnnoah1st: 9:16pm On Sep 06, 2015
Perodey:
I have come to realize that it is the secondary school leaver who is always socially immatured and the educated illiterates that often sound like this. Come to think of it all, they are often the dumbest. They lack all sense of decency and etiquette. Omo mushin oshi
lol! aint get time to exchange words, if u are not satisfy wit wat i wrote mehn! u have d free oppurtunity to kill urself to stop d pain, nigga i can borrow u my gun for free if u need it, i dash it out to people dat wish to kill demselves, my2cent.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Johnnoah1st: 9:07pm On Sep 06, 2015
LOL, seriously i dont understand wats d cause of dis motherfuckers fighting on nairaland, cant u people just download urself some sense? u impressing people on a faceless forum, cant u just get mature 4 once and stop all dis nonsense? imagine u fighting on hoe biitch on d internet when dere are many biitches walking round d street luking 4 someone to hook up with. aint getting all dis nonsense u people ARE FIGHTING 4.
RomanceRe: . by Johnnoah1st: 8:48pm On Sep 06, 2015
Perodey:
You met a girl you like about two months ago and exchanged contacts. Ever since, you have been doing the calling and messaging. You asked to meet her and she said you have to come down, to which you had no qualms. You finally met and had a fruitful chat. You called her the next day and the day after to say hello. You didnt call the 3rd day and she neither did. The fourth day from the visit you called twice which she missed yet didn't return the call. By the fifth day too she made no attempt to call you. Would it be wise to still call her?
another motherfuccker in the building. cant u people use ur common sense 4 once?
RomanceRe: Does A Man Have Intercourse With The Vagina Or With The Mind Of A Woman? by Johnnoah1st: 8:12pm On Sep 06, 2015
OsHYBRID:
Hello guys, I'd like to hear diverse thoughts on this:
Why are all "Vaginos" not considered the same? Considering that fact that every romantic relationship (from a guy's point of view), has coital interaction as an ultimate motif, be it short term or long term. It's understandable that women (as men), have classes, but don't they all possess "pussais"? Does a man make love to a vj or to the mind of women?
ITALIAN MADE THRASH
RomanceRe: Should I Stick To My Decision? Advice by Johnnoah1st: 7:18pm On Sep 06, 2015
Ucheosefoh:
Read what I wrote very well you will read where I wrote that communication on her part is poor I do most of the calling that is number reason for my refusal to call her, second is my pride which I will always protect because things like attention and affection is what suppose to come natural I have played my part and I don't think I should be dictating to an adult what to do. I am not possessive and will not. Third is that their was a day we had some issues we did not settle well before she traveled I tried settling it in order to avoid a repeat of it she said I complain a lot that I like prolonging issues, my dear since that day I vow never to complain in my life again and I am hell bent in keeping that vow.
so far noting bad as happen to her and she is alive, ma guy u dont need to call her, she will knw dat as she dont give a fucck u too dont give a fucck, and u will see dat she will call u back.
RomanceRe: Straight From The Heart Of A Confused Fellow by Johnnoah1st: 6:30pm On Sep 06, 2015
agarawu23:
bro, it's my new discovery and it has been working for me since 3 days. We ga A lot of fools on this forum wink
lol, see dis one forming big boy on nairaland, who even knw u exist? am even seeing dis ur 4uking monicker 4 d 1st time.
RomanceRe: 7 Ways To Stop Yourself From Falling In Love by Johnnoah1st: 6:22pm On Sep 06, 2015
@op, all dis bunch of thrash dont work, dere will be dat particular girl/boy dat u u wont be able to control urself 4. though i still wish to see dat girl dat we make me 4 in love. cus i dont tink dere is a girl i luv so much dat can hurt my feeling.
RomanceRe: Straight From The Heart Of A Confused Fellow by Johnnoah1st: 10:37am On Sep 06, 2015
Kayswat:
I just learn something new from nairaland today which I ought to have applied to your case since. I wouldn't know if you can just go and check "agarawu23's" signature. That seriously fit you
give me a popular and credible website to back ur claim, aint taking u serious wit all does silly blogs up posted.
RomanceRe: Straight From The Heart Of A Confused Fellow by Johnnoah1st: 10:17am On Sep 06, 2015
Kayswat:
I wouldn't love to derail the thread but just lemme chip this in, just check this rough stats
https://abagond./2013/04/24/are-christians-more-violent-than-muslims/
AND u expect me to click on dat virus invested blog of urs? aint clicking on dat shiit! my gadget safety is important to me.
RomanceRe: It Sucks To Be Me Right Now by Johnnoah1st: 11:09am On Sep 05, 2015
oreos:
Really? Is she an olosho?

I forgot to your daughters too
neither is she an olosho, she just dont have plastic heart dat can be broken, i guess dey just broke ur heart too? cus i can see d frustration in u.
RomanceRe: Straight From The Heart Of A Confused Fellow by Johnnoah1st: 11:03am On Sep 05, 2015
Captainswag225:
against rwanda! Are u going to watch the naija game?
i will try and watch it if i can see the streaming links online.
RomanceRe: It Sucks To Be Me Right Now by Johnnoah1st: 10:58am On Sep 05, 2015
oreos:
You are rightcheesy. The same would be said to your heartbroken sister very soon.cheesy
my sister dont put her heart on d table or careless with it, so how would someone broke it?
RomanceRe: It Sucks To Be Me Right Now by Johnnoah1st: 10:49am On Sep 05, 2015
oreos:
You are sick!
how am i sick? dont u tink dats d best advice 4 her so dat she wont feel heartbroken again? remember am trying to be a gud counselor here, and i also want to borrow her my gun, i dont use my gun to kill but i just want to help a sister in need cus i knw dats d best option 4 her, u knw dey say givers never lack.
RomanceRe: It Sucks To Be Me Right Now by Johnnoah1st: 10:48am On Sep 05, 2015
oreos:
You are sick!
how am i sick? dont u tink dats d best advice 4 her so dat she wont feel heartbroken again? remember am trying to be a gud counselor here, and i also want to borrow her my gun, i dont use my gun to kill but i just want to help a sister in need, cus i knw dats d best option 4 her, u knw dey say givers never lack.
RomanceRe: Straight From The Heart Of A Confused Fellow by Johnnoah1st:
Kayswat:
I'm not saying you should think like Muslims join coz you're entitle to whichever religion you feel is okay for you but just stop being an e-terrorist. You never can tell those you're hurting or misleading emotionally
now let me get something straight into ur head, did i lied against u? who are d terrorist in d world?
RomanceRe: Straight From The Heart Of A Confused Fellow by Johnnoah1st: 10:33am On Sep 05, 2015
Captainswag225:
yeah naija v tanzania,,.. It hurt me when they sacked keshi but wishing the new coach all the best tho.
whats ghana fixture?
RomanceRe: It Sucks To Be Me Right Now by Johnnoah1st: 10:31am On Sep 05, 2015
LadyJul:
Hello people....i just ended my relationship of just one month old...i found out that my ex already has a g.f from his state,,his relatives already know the gal, I almost died when I found out, I couldn't believe my ears....i felt really miserable bcus it hurts like hell...he was my ist b.f and I felt DAT burning desire of been in love,of having someone dat makes me feel special, I don't have any bad memory of him, I only have memories of us been in love bcus we didn't really date for long, I didn't get to see his true character apart from the fact that he lied to me and fooled me...
.am feeling very heart broken I swear....i don't know if I miss him or just miss the feeling of being in love with someone....pls advice me on how to overcome this feeling of betrayal, heartbreak...sometimes I feel I still like this guy other times I feel I don't love him....pls share ur experience to
I can lend u my gun if u dont mind killing yaself because of it.
RomanceRe: Straight From The Heart Of A Confused Fellow by Johnnoah1st: 10:19am On Sep 05, 2015
Captainswag225:
lmao,,, ofcourse we preach the gospel to beautiful ladies,,,, 2 is nice...... I hope they dont fyt eachother.
no fighting, dey will just give me some gud lapdance, heard there ARE nations cup qualifier today?
RomanceRe: Straight From The Heart Of A Confused Fellow by Johnnoah1st: 10:14am On Sep 05, 2015
Kayswat:
Firstly I solicited for your candid advice and see what you typed, terrorism is not all about being physical, with nuisance you're creating here, terrorism is an understatement for you







I just pray you both have a change of mind before its too late for you
change my mind to what? to tink like a muslims? aint gat time to join a terrorist organisation.
RomanceRe: Straight From The Heart Of A Confused Fellow by Johnnoah1st: 9:56am On Sep 05, 2015
Captainswag225:
hahahaha, enjoy it all my guy.... We have strip clubs here but thats not my style,,, i will take u to one strip club if u come to ghana.....btw how many chicks are u going to have fun with today?
@bold, lol, have 4got we are brother's in gospel, and morover am not greedy and wont take more dat 2girls.
RomanceRe: Straight From The Heart Of A Confused Fellow by Johnnoah1st: 9:34am On Sep 05, 2015
Captainswag225:
hahahaha badd guy,,, i dont want my gal to be angry....
dat ur girl must be so lucky to have a non cheating boyfriend, anyway i plan to go and chill in a strip club later tonit, do u get a strip club in ghana?
RomanceRe: Straight From The Heart Of A Confused Fellow by Johnnoah1st: 9:23am On Sep 05, 2015
Captainswag225:
the weekend is awesome! I plan to go out with my guys to have fun today! Any plans?
lol, fun with guys? u suppose to chilling with some chicks
RomanceRe: Straight From The Heart Of A Confused Fellow by Johnnoah1st: 9:07am On Sep 05, 2015
Captainswag225:
am great n u my guy? How is germany?
its cul here, hope u are enjoying d weekend?
RomanceRe: Straight From The Heart Of A Confused Fellow by Johnnoah1st: 9:03am On Sep 05, 2015
Captainswag225:
my guy!!!
GUD morning my nigga, its been a while, how are u doing?
RomanceRe: Straight From The Heart Of A Confused Fellow by Johnnoah1st: 9:00am On Sep 05, 2015
DO christians STILL MARRY MUSLIMS? every muslim is a potential terrorist. @op, she is d one dat suppose to be complaining about religion here not u, remember u a muslim.
RomanceRe: Straight From The Heart Of A Confused Fellow by Johnnoah1st: 8:54am On Sep 05, 2015
Daniel058:
Christian man + Muslim women ==GOOD LIFE


Muslim man + Christian woman ==.... ...... .. ... ... .
Dey will give birth to a terrorist.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Johnnoah1st: 8:43am On Sep 05, 2015
KINGSAMURAI:
JOHNNOAH1ST WAD UP?
gud morning, am fine and u?
RomanceRe: When Did You Have Your First Heart Break by Johnnoah1st: 10:39am On Sep 04, 2015
jayzon:
remember mine........ was still in sec school den luved dz gurl lik crazy..... we dated buh she just got tired ov d relationship n called a quit........was in boarding school den...... couldn't sleep dat nyt.....anything i tried readin all i could see was her face..... buh got over it a week leta.........hv heard n witnessed pipo tryna kill em self or do sumtin crazy just because of heart break dey had.........now when did u have yours n what was your reaction afterwards
aint gat time 4 shiit, d only day am heartbroken was when arsenal was beaten 8-2 by manchester unitED
RomanceRe: Which Will You Rather Have, Money, Beauty Or Fame? by Johnnoah1st: 10:28am On Sep 04, 2015
KingRaoul:
Personally i will chose beauty because if ur ugly but have money then when u lose ur money all the bitch*** will leave ur asss, if ur famous and ugly u will be like mr ibu the clown that is popular...but if ur handsome like 2face money or no money, fame or no fame u will always get the girls and people will love u forever for no reason. Which will you chose tho?
IF U GAT CUL CASH, u can work on ur beauty,
RomanceRe: Proof: Maturity Is Overrated by Johnnoah1st: 2:26am On Sep 04, 2015
@OP, all wat u listed is stupidity and not any fuccking maturity, how can i furnish a house 4 a girl and he will later bring another guy to stay in dat house? mehn! i will rather throw all wat i bought 4 her into an ocean dan leaving it 4 her in d name of maturity.

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