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Crime › Re: Ghanaian Graduate Among 10 Suspected To Have Joined ISIS by Johnnoah1st: 11:02am On Aug 26, 2015
jopex:
Islamic State is the best of all

IsupportISIS

GodisGreat

Allahuu
anyway i hope ur sense dat is on strike call off b4 its too late.
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend by Johnnoah1st: 3:25pm On Aug 25, 2015
nceedaga:
Please fellow romancelanders i need your help to remedy this situation..when i first met my girlfriend she used to be a good and decent girl which got me attracted to her... but now she is gradually changing into a nudist or let me say semi-nudist.... she uploads semi unclad pictures of herself wearing skimpy clothes.... i have called her attention twice and she promised not to do it again.... that she does it to impress me which i told her things like that dnt intrest me.. she has just uploaded another pix today.
Pls you all should tell me what to do or say to her so she can stop it before its too late..
wat u take as nude pics mit not be nude pics actually, upload some pics of her and let see maybe u saying d trutH.
Romance › Re: Have You Ever Looked At Someone And Thought... by Johnnoah1st: 3:15pm On Aug 25, 2015
farano:
"Why did I sleep with you, bring back my Sex!"



Yes or nah grin
so dissapointed in u, who employed u as mod self?
Romance › Re: Guys: What's Your Take On Female/gf Who Likes Football by Johnnoah1st: 2:05pm On Aug 25, 2015
MemphisDepay:
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PERFECT MATCH, so much love girls dat watch soccer
Romance › Hilarious Break Up Lines by Johnnoah1st(op): 2:00pm On Aug 25, 2015
ladies and guys what is the hilarious break up lines u HAVE experienced? for example a girl had broke up with my friend b4 cus he is too gentle, so ladies and guy wats is ur own?
Romance › Re: Please Help Me Immediately!!! by Johnnoah1st: 1:51pm On Aug 25, 2015
Preciousgirl:
I have been trying to use my mozilla firefox browser, but it keeps showing the message "This connection is untrusted"
Please i need a one stop solution for this problem. Please help a sister cry
stupiid question
Romance › Re: Crazy Love Story by Johnnoah1st: 1:43pm On Aug 25, 2015
Urbino:
Hello. I want to preface this by saying this is not one of those silly stories where the writer asks what to do at the end like some dullard. I know what to do and I've done it already. Just doing this to get some closure. I'm also going to change a few details to remain anonymous. Here goes

I met a young lady back when I was in school some five six years ago. She was really pretty and intelligent and we both played the same sport. I really liked her. We hung out from time to time. Nothing serious. I had a girlfriend then and I did some major playing. Had a few bucks and not too bad looks.
I always fantasized about this girl but for some reason I never asked her out. Initially I told myself it's because I was saving her for something much more serious but eventually I guess it was due to fear of rejection. I never asked her
nonsense! then wat do u want us to derive from dis crap?
Romance › Re: Please Help A Confused Brother With Advise by Johnnoah1st: 11:47am On Aug 25, 2015
swemzkid:
am a single guy in uni uyo yr2.
the thing is i attended a chuch for the first time (name witheld) i stood up for 1st timers and was welcome then after servic there was this prophetes highly spiritual called sis linda very sexy for a prophestes i must say.she attended to me after servic gave me form of membership to fill i did and became a member of the church.she visit me at home for further prayer nd counseling. last wk friday she came as usual but it was somhow different 4rm other day she refus to sit on the couch rather went 4 my bed and sat comfotable but instead of preaching she asked to watch movie i told her i ws nt a fan of nollywood bt she said any movie would do i showed her packs of movie she selected she wore a skirt that was above her kneel so as she sat it slightly open nd i caught glims she caught me and smiled she always say she wana go soon but end up staying,
watch the space bro. u dont just fuCck anything fucckable.
Romance › Re: Ladies How Many Times Do You Get Wooed Per Day by Johnnoah1st: 11:40am On Aug 25, 2015
Durent:
Am nt a girl but ladies woo me nt less dan 7times daily huh Btw 1st commenter grin
true talk, feeling u my nigga
Romance › Re: Females Names That Are Nice To The Ears by Johnnoah1st: 11:37am On Aug 25, 2015
naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]A name you want to give to your future daughter you can't even spell it. undecided

You want to form posh but you don't know what you are doing.

Abeg take correction and shift! undecided[/color]
NICE REPLY BRO. am feeling u.
Romance › Re: Will You Advice Him To Sleep With His Boss Before His Weding Date? by Johnnoah1st: 5:48pm On Aug 21, 2015
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Romance › Re: Will You Advice Him To Sleep With His Boss Before His Weding Date? by Johnnoah1st:
@op, if its me though i will study her to knw her motive, cus its just doesnt make any sense to me 4 a lady to just ask a man 4 sex like dat, and since u said u a born again christian, let me advice u in a christian way, dis mit just be a temptation to block ur bright future, maybe she want u to sin against God, remember if joseph in d bible had slept wit his boss wife he wont have get to where he was destiny to go though he mit have enjoy dat moment, u mit have better future dan the one she want to offer u presently pls flee from her and if am to advice in worldly way i will say fucck d hell out of her and let her beg 4 more.
Romance › Re: 3 Years Of Dating And She Has Never 'taken In' Should I Marry Her? by Johnnoah1st: 5:35pm On Aug 21, 2015
@op its gud u notice dis b4 marriage not many have d opportunity, go 4 a medical check up to knw who gat problem between u, if its can be rectify dats gud, if not, u knw wat to do.
Romance › Re: Woman With A Wonderful Brain by Johnnoah1st: 5:26pm On Aug 21, 2015
abacusCm:
what is this one saying again?you need brain surgery
IF U HAVE SMALL SENSE, even if its as small as mustard seed u will understand wat i typed, OMG, i 4got u dont have any.
Romance › Re: Woman With A Wonderful Brain by Johnnoah1st: 5:14pm On Aug 21, 2015
abacusCm:
is it compulsory that you must comment on someone's post?infact you need brain surgery abi you are from polygamous home...well I don't trust your stepmothers
THE AWKARD moment when an africa monkey thought he as a sense of humour, really suprising i must say.
Romance › Re: I Am Tired Of Life by Johnnoah1st: 10:35am On Aug 21, 2015
bebene:
if you were really tired of life we should have been reading this from news paper and the title would have been'Boy jumped from ten storey and this note was found in his pocket.

i wish you dream how it is down there in the grave,perhaps then you would know how enjoyable this world is.
HAHAHAHA, u are wicked
Romance › Re: I Am Tired Of Life by Johnnoah1st: 10:34am On Aug 21, 2015
modelboy:
I have a job, house, and good business but no wife or children. i earn about $1,550 a week from my personal business minus tax and other fees. i have lived and enjoyed life to the fullest, i drive an accord sedan 2016 and live rich but i think life is one hell of a party. thanks for reading this and please if you are gonna say wrong swear words please don't comment on this thread, just read and get your dusty ass outta here... moronss
KILL YA SELF

Romance › Re: Help,my Friend Keep Talking About My Man Handsomeness. by Johnnoah1st: 9:33am On Aug 21, 2015
testimonyobaoyin:
really? I wish I have the mind to lolz
if u dont have d mind, i can also borrow u a mind, and morover dats d best solution since u dont want her to admire ur boyfriend again, u should even be happy ur boyfriend his cute enough 4 a lady to admire her, i dont believe in stories like she seduce me, she snatch my husband or all dos motherfucckers stories, if ur boyfriend is a decent guy and have self control, no amount of seduction or any other tails can take him away 4rm u.
Romance › Re: Ending An Affair by Johnnoah1st: 9:24am On Aug 21, 2015
pinkpebbles:
Affairs are so difficult to end. Infact some people start affairs with a time frame of when to end it but when that time comes, they cannot because they have been trapped by the power of affairs.
Even when you start feeling guilty and try to end it,you find yourself going back because an affair is like an addiction that is hard to resist. An affair can control and dominate your life until it finally tears you apart.
If you are determined to end that affair today and stop hurting your loved one,we are going to tell you how to go about it the right way.
1). You have to make up your mind to end it. You must be determined to get out of the irresistible affair.
2). Talk to your affair partner about it. Sometimes,he or she might want the same thing too,so both of you can work on ending it together but i
i tink i will be changing to a troll on dis forum, imagine all dis stupiid everyday laws been given to us on dis forum like we are in law school. THRASH!
Romance › Re: Help,my Friend Keep Talking About My Man Handsomeness. by Johnnoah1st: 9:18am On Aug 21, 2015
testimonyobaoyin:
There is this my friend that keep appreciating my man,each time she sees me and man all she does singing to my hear that my man is handsome and that am lucky.
A friend told me to be careful that each time they talk all she keep saying is she wish to have my man. Please what should I do?
kill her! i can borrow u a gun if u need dat.
Romance › Re: Can Someone Just Tell Me What's Happening??? by Johnnoah1st: 1:05am On Aug 21, 2015
@op some girls can be plain stupiid, so she may just feel like introducing u to her mum just as friend and nothing attached.
Romance › Re: Why Are Nigerian Men Not Romantic After Marriage??? by Johnnoah1st: 12:55am On Aug 21, 2015
lilwayneme:
brethren, have you ever seen or heard about campaign after election... undecidedundecidedundecided…
cos he already won her heart, and knows he ain't competing for her with anyone else…
HAHAHAHAHA, campaign after election.
Crime › Re: Is Suicide A Final Act Of Bravery Or Cowardice? by Johnnoah1st: 12:46am On Aug 21, 2015
shotster50:
Only stupid people will say it cowardice.. No empathy in fucking Nigeria
i tell you bro. most of them havent been depressed in life, so they dont knw wat its take 4 a man to kill himself, i was once like them until i experience wat depression can do.
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Johnnoah1st: 12:18am On Aug 21, 2015
softapples:
IM WATCHING THIS QUARELL IN HD
ARE DEY REALLY FIGHTING OR JUST TEASING THEMSELVE?
Romance › Re: Woman With A Wonderful Brain by Johnnoah1st: 12:05am On Aug 21, 2015
abacusCm:
One day a woman wanted to know how the
husband would
react if she left without telling him where she had
gone. So
she decided to write him a letter saying she is
tired of him
and didn't want to live with him anymore and
after writing
she put the letter on the table in the bedroom
and then hide
under the bed...
When the husband came back home, saw the
letter and read
it, he replied on the same paper and then began
to sing and
dance, while changing his cloth, he got his phone,
dialed a
number then said: "Hey babe, am just packing my
cloth and
i will join you soon, as for the other fool it has
finally
dawned on her that I was fooling around with
her and has
left. I was wrong, really wrong to have married
her, I wish I
had known you earlier. See you soon honey!"
The husband walked out of the room and left. In
tears and
very upset,
i believe u are one of the nollywood script writer, a crap storyline i must say.
Romance › Re: Chidinma Doesn't Love Flavour Enough To Date Him by Johnnoah1st: 12:00am On Aug 21, 2015
olufemimajek:
Chidinma and singer Flavour might look perfect together but she says she doesn't love him enough to date him. According to Vanguard, in a chat recently, when asked about her relationship status,she replied
“ Why I am still single? Maybe, because I’m yet to see the man who is made for me or the person is yet to find me. So I am single and happy. The fact is I had few friends and some wanted to take the relationship seriously, but it never worked out. Though, I have a lot of male friends around me, but there has never been anything serious. Several stars have been crushing on me, in fact, I thought I would have been crushed by now. But to be honest, am dating none of them. Continue [size=13pt][url=giditalk.com/2015/08/chidinma-doesnt-love-flavour-enough-to.html]HERE[/url][/size]
chidinma? who is she? i knw flavour.
Romance › Re: 5 Words To My Future Wife by Johnnoah1st: 11:53pm On Aug 20, 2015
Coolexty:
Always Put Your Relationship With God Before Your Relationship With Me:

If I ever put you in a situation that compromises your faith…or makes you have to decide whether to make me happy or to make God happy…please side with God on that one. He is going to be right 100% of the time.

Be Confident In Yourself:

I will do everything I can to make you feel loved. I will tell you that you are beautiful, surprise you with flowers, make you laugh. But don’t let me be your main source of confidence. To me, confidence is one of your most attractive attributes. You don’t need me for that. God made you perfectly and you can be confident in that.

Be Quick To Forgive:

There will be times when we argue and you will not want to be in the same room as me. I am going to mess up from time to time, but please forgive me. By forgiving each other our marriage will only grow stronger. God forgave us.
and wat if ur future wife is currently been fuccked in my bedroom tonit?
Romance › Re: What Will You Do If You Find Your Maid In Your Room Dressed Like This? by Johnnoah1st: 11:42pm On Aug 20, 2015
ayusco85:
What will you do if you find your maid in your room dressed like this?

huh huh huh huh

i ve no idea what i will do grin.

lets hear wat others will do
sack her.
Romance › Re: Doing The Wrong Thing At The Wrong Time (picture) by Johnnoah1st: 11:35pm On Aug 20, 2015
Queennikky:
We girls are really crazy..... Anyway......


Most of these our nyash na fake ooo grin
I see u, consoling urself? cus u dont get butt? tell us now, and we mit sponsor u 4 butt inplant.
Romance › Re: One Thing You Need To Do That Will Make A Girl To Chase You by Johnnoah1st: 11:27pm On Aug 20, 2015
CharlesNneji1:
*phew, it's been long. I miss this section jare. Oya, Let's begin*


Come with me



What I am about to show you right now is one powerful psychological weapon.



As a matter of fact; this one thing I will show you now will dramatically improve your results with women and land them in your bed. That is, by practicing this seduction principle I’m about to show you, you would be able to effortlessly make girl want to have sex with you.




Why I’m I so sure about this? Simple – because I use these same secrets too. And they’ve always worked perfectly well for me and I’m sure it would work for you too.



Without wasting much time. No long story. Here is the secret.




PLAY HARD TO GET



Yes, you read that right. To get a woman to chase you, you have to play hard to get.




Did that confuse you? Don’t worry.
all wat u wrote is wat i called denmark made trash. who gat time 4 all dis shiit?
Romance › Re: I Disvirgined Her The Night Before I Travelled Oversea. by Johnnoah1st: 11:23pm On Aug 20, 2015
MistaHumble:
This is a touching message I got from someone recently.

I use to be this flexing kind of guy that knows nothing but groove and woman. I met this young girl with my best friend who I know was a player like me. I actually liked her and tried to get close to her because my friend didn't send her and she was just head over hills for him.

Somehow we met somewhere while she was chilling with her female friends and seems she recognised me and came to greet me cus normally she use to ignore me knowing I wanted to sleep with her. From that day things changed and she started liking me. I actually told her I wasn't thinking of a relationship and all that but she didn't care and always wanted to hang out with me and started falling in love with me.

Now I was already preparing to travel out of the country for studies but I didn't want to tell her.
let her kill herself 1st. den i will give u my own advice, but 4 now i still consider dis a mere threat.

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