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abacusCm:
One day a woman wanted to know how the
husband would
react if she left without telling him where she had
gone. So
she decided to write him a letter saying she is
tired of him
and didn't want to live with him anymore and
after writing
she put the letter on the table in the bedroom
and then hide
under the bed...
When the husband came back home, saw the
letter and read
it, he replied on the same paper and then began
to sing and
dance, while changing his cloth, he got his phone,
dialed a
number then said: "Hey babe, am just packing my
cloth and
i will join you soon, as for the other fool it has
finally
dawned on her that I was fooling around with
her and has
left. I was wrong, really wrong to have married
her, I wish I
had known you earlier. See you soon honey!"
The husband walked out of the room and left. In
tears and
very upset,

i believe u are one of the nollywood script writer, a crap storyline i must say.

olufemimajek:
Chidinma and singer Flavour might look perfect together but she says she doesn't love him enough to date him. According to Vanguard, in a chat recently, when asked about her relationship status,she replied
“ Why I am still single? Maybe, because I’m yet to see the man who is made for me or the person is yet to find me. So I am single and happy. The fact is I had few friends and some wanted to take the relationship seriously, but it never worked out. Though, I have a lot of male friends around me, but there has never been anything serious. Several stars have been crushing on me, in fact, I thought I would have been crushed by now. But to be honest, am dating none of them. Continue [size=13pt][url=giditalk.com/2015/08/chidinma-doesnt-love-flavour-enough-to.html]HERE[/url][/size]

chidinma? who is she? i knw flavour.

Coolexty:
Always Put Your Relationship With God Before Your Relationship With Me:

If I ever put you in a situation that compromises your faith…or makes you have to decide whether to make me happy or to make God happy…please side with God on that one. He is going to be right 100% of the time.

Be Confident In Yourself:

I will do everything I can to make you feel loved. I will tell you that you are beautiful, surprise you with flowers, make you laugh. But don’t let me be your main source of confidence. To me, confidence is one of your most attractive attributes. You don’t need me for that. God made you perfectly and you can be confident in that.

Be Quick To Forgive:

There will be times when we argue and you will not want to be in the same room as me. I am going to mess up from time to time, but please forgive me. By forgiving each other our marriage will only grow stronger. God forgave us.

and wat if ur future wife is currently been fuccked in my bedroom tonit?

ayusco85:
What will you do if you find your maid in your room dressed like this?



i ve no idea what i will do .

lets hear wat others will do

sack her.

Queennikky:
We girls are really crazy..... Anyway......


Most of these our nyash na fake ooo

I see u, consoling urself? cus u dont get butt? tell us now, and we mit sponsor u 4 butt inplant.

CharlesNneji1:
*phew, it's been long. I miss this section jare. Oya, Let's begin*


Come with me



What I am about to show you right now is one powerful psychological weapon.



As a matter of fact; this one thing I will show you now will dramatically improve your results with women and land them in your bed. That is, by practicing this seduction principle I’m about to show you, you would be able to effortlessly make girl want to have sex with you.




Why I’m I so sure about this? Simple – because I use these same secrets too. And they’ve always worked perfectly well for me and I’m sure it would work for you too.



Without wasting much time. No long story. Here is the secret.




PLAY HARD TO GET



Yes, you read that right. To get a woman to chase you, you have to play hard to get.




Did that confuse you? Don’t worry.

all wat u wrote is wat i called denmark made trash. who gat time 4 all dis shiit?

MistaHumble:
This is a touching message I got from someone recently.

I use to be this flexing kind of guy that knows nothing but groove and woman. I met this young girl with my best friend who I know was a player like me. I actually liked her and tried to get close to her because my friend didn't send her and she was just head over hills for him.

Somehow we met somewhere while she was chilling with her female friends and seems she recognised me and came to greet me cus normally she use to ignore me knowing I wanted to sleep with her. From that day things changed and she started liking me. I actually told her I wasn't thinking of a relationship and all that but she didn't care and always wanted to hang out with me and started falling in love with me.

Now I was already preparing to travel out of the country for studies but I didn't want to tell her.

let her kill herself 1st. den i will give u my own advice, but 4 now i still consider dis a mere threat.

MrCork:
.... Lightskin females



or


Dakskin female?

always stupiid as usual.

@op, to long i cant read,

ProphetUdeme:
He sent you a friend's request You added him on facebook. You check his pictures, he is so cute and handsome and he gives you an inbox. You reply him with excitement.
He asks you for a hook up and already You're crushing. He sets a date, you dress up, smell good, make up, fresh breath and new brazillian hair, he takes you for lunch at sheraton hotels or Eko suites, Le meridean and five star hotels and you both have a good time. He rubs your hand, makes you laugh, gives you exciting looks and smiles, wow you fall in love and you feel like being with him forever. He proposes to you, you accepted, you change your relationship at facebook from single to dating.
He takes you to his nice apartment, he makes you feel good and comfortable and lays you on his bed. He rubs you gently and kisses you passionately, gets hold of your jeans and they are too tight but he takes them off,

i even thought u will bring something convicing enough, pls stop smoking expired weed.

kunle1960:
God is on my 8 year old daughter's side and God saved her from a pedophile and a predator. Yesterday, the teacher was using my daughter's hand to rub or caress his genitals and in the process with a stunt warning not to tell anybody but my child in her wisdom came back to inform my wife first before my wife told me last night.

PLEASE WHAT DO I DO NOW? I'm about to go to Police to report it!

. WAT IS D EVIDENCE U ARE GOING TO SHOW D POLICE?

Solomon19:
HI NIRALANDERS AM 25YEARS OLD GUY,I AM HAVING THIS PROBLEM OF LADIES RUNNING AFTER ME THEY ALL SAY I AM GOOD AT BED I HAVE DATE 3 GIRLS SINCE 18YEARS TILL DATE,MY FIRST EX HAS BEEN CALLING ME TILL DATE SHE KEEP TELL ME THAT NO MAN HAS SATISFY HER EVER SINCE WE BROKE OFF SAME GOES TO MY OTHER EX THEY KEEP ON DISTURBING ME.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO THE WORSE OF IT ALL IS THEIR FRIENDS I MEAN MY EX FEMALE FRIENDS I WILL NOT LIE I ALSO HAD SEX WITH SOME OF THEM IN THE PAST AND THEY KEEP DISTURBING ME TILL DATE. CHECK THIS OUT IF MY PHONE RING FOR 20 TIMES IN A DAY 16 CALLS I RECEIVE IS FROM LADIES I AM TIRED OF THIS I DON'T KNOW HOW TO GET OUT FORM THIS PLEASE HELP ME OUT...

THANKS.......

GO do as shown below, believe me they wont disturb u again.

adeh39:
Aipete2....... You won't think about a guy's height if you really love him.....in fact that would be d last thing on ur mind......So go for him if u really want him....ur wedding day isssssh is a very simple thing..besides d guy hasn't even propose to you, u've not even started dating...so keep calm and listen to ur inner heart

nice one, i tink i will soon employ u as my counsellor, but first, barman serve dis lady a cup of champgne on my behalF.

new2020:
Isn't Osonuga an Igbo name?

HE IS A NIGERIAN,

Aipete2:
As a tall girl i met this short guy sometimes ago and he's seriously disturbing me. And do you know what? I'm a type of person that do think before jumping into anything, like on our wedding how will he kiss me? Will he jump up? The guy is xoxo handsome oh, can i give it a second thought?

pics of d guy or we dont believe it.

Truckpusher:
I feel irritated when beefed by an ugly girl .

LOL

Cutehector:
since there is no means to detect that then be careful.. There a cases where some girls hav confessed to sleepin wit men and chaining their destinies in the underworld in diliverance sessions...

STORY 4 d gods, hmm... am joking ooo, i personally destest having many sexual partner.

softapples:
NO NEVER, IM A BARCA FAN TILL JESUS COMES

OH! U ARE one of the midget supporter.

softapples:
MY OGA AT D TOP, GUD EVENING

evening, U are an arsenal fan?

SOFTAPPLES

Sassybae:
E be like

u may be correct, maybe cus of yesterday e-war, nice figure u gat on ur profile pics though

Sassybae:
And you dunno?
Ok it means prison Cc:johnnoah1st

he has been ban?

Sassybae:
You'll soon find out the meaning

how am i going to find out?

Sassybae:
check sanko

sanko? wats d meaning of dat huh?

CAPTAINSWAG225,

ikukuhero:
Oh yes, how would one have expected you to have believed anything? Your name says it all. JOHNNOAH. People did not believe that John the Baptist wasn't the Messiah being expected, neither did they believe Noah when he proclaimed an imminent flood. So, it's no surprise you cannot get yourself to believe that Buhari is up to some good. Unbelief raised to power two. Unbelief squared. Enjoy ur day. Nor vex o. I'm having a happy moment, so, just remain happy and positive about the outcome of this Administration. We are marching forward. God is healing our land. Stay blessed.

story!

SUGARBEE:
Good for her...
I still don't know why _sex is overrated here in Nigeria..
Virginity is not dignity

I FEEL UR PAIN SISTER.