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PoliticsRe: PMB Vs GEJ Public Asset Declaration At A Glance by Johnnoah1st: 1:06am On Sep 04, 2015
sammyj:
From all indications GEJ seems to be a big corrupt clueless man but perfect in looting. grin shocked cheesy
he is a governor b4 being elected as vice-president and can still acquired all wat he listed from his salary, hmm.. but pmb own? an internet banking username plus password of his bank account or i wont believe he only have just 30million naira.
FamilyRe: Was I Wrong?? by Johnnoah1st: 12:45am On Sep 04, 2015
Chidoks:
See me see trouble o.
I have these two secondary school mates; one is still single( let's call her Miss B) and the other is married( call her Mrs C)
We three live in the same town though Mrs C moved in like a year ago with her family.we make out to see ourslves.just yesterday evening Miss B called that she saw Mrs C's husband with a babe at a joint
" so ?" i replied
" he's cheating on her"
" how do you know, it could be a business meeting or something.the lady may even be a relative" i almost snapped, i hadn't served dinner.
"babes i know what i'm saying .this isn't the first time,i once saw them coming out of XYZ guest house and...
" hey hold on a second" i cut her short " how did you see them, have you been keeping tabs on another wonan's husband"
" see" her tone had changed." don't you understand, .."
d moment peoples start minding there own business, d better common sense will easyly circulate 4 all humans in d world,
FamilyRe: If Your Mother Got Pregnant For Your Husband? by Johnnoah1st: 12:35am On Sep 04, 2015
Joy1706:
Why wouldn't I disown my mum? Our relationship would be dead from that time on.
But it baffles me that you'd actually continue with such a man
see this one, dont u knw the husband is kinda trying to help u? remember the op said the lady is d only child of the mother and ur husband is trying to give a sibling u are here complaining, i dont knw when u female folks we start appreciating we men efforts. @op if i was d lady i will just tank d man 4 giving me a sibling. dats all.
FamilyRe: Do Pregnant Women Fart So Much? My Wife Is Driving Me Nuts... by Johnnoah1st: 12:11am On Sep 04, 2015
@OP, i will advice u to make her see d doctor, a lady farting in presence of a man is really disgusting and can make her loose the attractiveness, @all of the posters above me that support d farting. not everybody can take dat shiit, 4 me i hate it and still hate, disgusting i must say.
RomanceRe: Girl's Facebook Photo Accidentally Shows Family She Owns A Massive intimacy gadget by Johnnoah1st: 11:57pm On Sep 03, 2015
everybody gat to do anything with his/her life, @op do u own her life with her?
RomanceRe: Guys Please Help, Don't Know What's Wrong With Me Anymore. by Johnnoah1st: 10:33pm On Sep 03, 2015
Dekadet:
Okay, I have this problem, anytime I see a lady I like, after toasting ang winning her heart, I get turned off. I call one or two times then thats it, I say to my self she (the lady I just got) is not worth my time and money.

I don't know why this is so, may be its because I invested so much in a lady, I even gave her my trust then she eloped with another man, wanna know the worst part, since we were staying in different states she hide everything from me.

Each time I call her, she talkes to me as if nothing's wrong. Then I later got to know that she is married. Called her, asked her she was mute.....later sent me a text trying to explain bla bla bla.

Fear women.

Well what I keep telling myself that no woman can turn me into a womaniser because of heartbreak
lol, nigga u have to leave the past 4 d past, u having a psychological problem, u need to see a psychologist asap.
RomanceRe: A Short One For Twaci by Johnnoah1st: 6:59pm On Sep 03, 2015
2dice:
Well Drizzy said it All
"Am in my Hotel Room smashing some niggas DREAM-GIRL"grin
Stop Dreaming..wake up it is not too late
lol, 2dice the baddest guy, am feeling u, but pls do it small, small oo, na person future wife be dat.
RomanceRe: Big bright ideas coming soon. by Johnnoah1st: 2:49pm On Sep 03, 2015
lyfe:
Sexy
dis ur joke is a as dry as ur brain.
RomanceRe: How To Identify Innocent/good Girls by Johnnoah1st: 2:46pm On Sep 03, 2015
lol, most girls dat appear naughty outside are actually gud inside, i guess u havent date much girls if yes u will knw u cant judge a girl by her physical appearance.
RomanceRe: My Father-in-law Wants My Virginity Before Approving Our Wedding by Johnnoah1st:
*in wale adenuga's voice* dis is super story......, a life of strive and sorrow... this is super story...
RomanceRe: How My Father Made Love To My Wife – Gbenga Obasanjo by Johnnoah1st: 12:27pm On Sep 03, 2015
DIS IS OLD NEWS NAA
RomanceRe: Top 5 Most Romantic Names On Nairaland According To Opionion Poll Result by Johnnoah1st: 11:11pm On Aug 30, 2015
Pidggin:
Stop praising yourself, I have never heard of you until today.
LOL, u are new on nairaland if u havent heard of high chief mrcork.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Johnnoah1st: 11:08pm On Aug 30, 2015
FIGHTING EVERYWHERE, i tink i need to run outta dis thread.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Johnnoah1st: 11:00pm On Aug 30, 2015
Jollyjoy:
this dude is high on whiskey.... Go soak garri quench am.
hahahahahaha, u luk more beautiful now though, heard u go for plastic surgery?
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Johnnoah1st: 10:54pm On Aug 30, 2015
Jollyjoy:
johnnoah, longest time oo..were you hide abi you go mars ni..
all of the above. anyway am seeing u typing senseble comment on nairaland 4 d first time, wats happening have u gone 4 d deliverance?
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Johnnoah1st: 10:50pm On Aug 30, 2015
ADEH39, sweerie.. wat up?
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Johnnoah1st: 10:48pm On Aug 30, 2015
THE B*TCH AREN'T LOYAL, jollyjoy wats up? its been a while.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Swansea city Vs Manchester United (2 - 1) On 30th August 2015 by Johnnoah1st: 5:48pm On Aug 30, 2015
LadyBoss1:
Scouse
hahahaha, ur team is worst.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Swansea city Vs Manchester United (2 - 1) On 30th August 2015 by Johnnoah1st: 5:47pm On Aug 30, 2015
LadyBoss1:
Nooe
lol, wat team do u support?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Swansea city Vs Manchester United (2 - 1) On 30th August 2015 by Johnnoah1st: 5:46pm On Aug 30, 2015
LadyBoss1:
Just dey hesitate
U A MAN U FAN?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Swansea city Vs Manchester United (2 - 1) On 30th August 2015 by Johnnoah1st: 5:30pm On Aug 30, 2015
MAN U FANS BE LIKE>>>

PoliticsRe: Jonathan, Reason We Can't Give School Kids Free Meal Or Pay N5,000 Monthly- APC by Johnnoah1st: 5:23pm On Aug 30, 2015
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, apc have scam nigerians, hehehehehehehehehehe
RomanceRe: 10 Reasons Why Serious Guys Should Not Date Girls In Their Early Twenties. by Johnnoah1st: 1:22pm On Aug 30, 2015
Riwo11:
10 Reasons why serious minded guys should not date girls in their early twenties.

Read Here»»»http://www.riseup247.com/2015/08/10-reasons-why-serious-minded-guys.html
have u heard of la click la bend b4?
RomanceRe: Advice Her Please by Johnnoah1st(op): 1:13pm On Aug 30, 2015
labodinho:
@OP should this be traced to "impotency" huh Maybe he's not man enough to give a child.
read and understand wat i wrote.
RomanceRe: When She Is Not A Virgin And She Says " No Sex Till Marriage ". by Johnnoah1st: 1:10pm On Aug 30, 2015
zaragal:
So sooorry, u lack wisdom and foresight...thinking relatnship is all abt sex
u gain money from d guy, so what is the gain of the guy from u huh? instead of me spending on a lady without sex i will rather go and open a charity organisation. by opening a charity organisation i will knw am more of a father christmas dan maga.
RomanceRe: My Top 15 'African Queens' Of Romanceland by Johnnoah1st: 7:19pm On Aug 29, 2015
chomytex:
Well spent..urs?
ITS CUL, u a portharcourt girl?
RomanceRe: Advice Her Please by Johnnoah1st(op): 7:14pm On Aug 29, 2015
Grinch:
His not mentally disbalanced..... It's a sexually fantasy. Just ass many men wants to f**k a lady in d anus, me included grin. As long as both of them are happy abt go through with it.
WORD!

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