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Romance › Re: 7 Ways To Stop Yourself From Falling In Love by Johnnoah1st: 6:22pm On Sep 06, 2015
@op, all dis bunch of thrash dont work, dere will be dat particular girl/boy dat u u wont be able to control urself 4. though i still wish to see dat girl dat we make me 4 in love. cus i dont tink dere is a girl i luv so much dat can hurt my feeling.
Romance › Re: Straight From The Heart Of A Confused Fellow by Johnnoah1st: 10:37am On Sep 06, 2015
Kayswat:
I just learn something new from nairaland today which I ought to have applied to your case since. I wouldn't know if you can just go and check "agarawu23's" signature. That seriously fit you
give me a popular and credible website to back ur claim, aint taking u serious wit all does silly blogs up posted.
Romance › Re: Straight From The Heart Of A Confused Fellow by Johnnoah1st: 10:17am On Sep 06, 2015
Kayswat:
I wouldn't love to derail the thread but just lemme chip this in, just check this rough stats
https://abagond./2013/04/24/are-christians-more-violent-than-muslims/
AND u expect me to click on dat virus invested blog of urs? aint clicking on dat shiit! my gadget safety is important to me.
Romance › Re: It Sucks To Be Me Right Now by Johnnoah1st: 11:09am On Sep 05, 2015
oreos:
Really? Is she an olosho?

I forgot to your daughters too
neither is she an olosho, she just dont have plastic heart dat can be broken, i guess dey just broke ur heart too? cus i can see d frustration in u.
Romance › Re: Straight From The Heart Of A Confused Fellow by Johnnoah1st: 11:03am On Sep 05, 2015
Captainswag225:
against rwanda! Are u going to watch the naija game?
i will try and watch it if i can see the streaming links online.
Romance › Re: It Sucks To Be Me Right Now by Johnnoah1st: 10:58am On Sep 05, 2015
oreos:
You are rightcheesy. The same would be said to your heartbroken sister very soon.cheesy
my sister dont put her heart on d table or careless with it, so how would someone broke it?
Romance › Re: It Sucks To Be Me Right Now by Johnnoah1st: 10:49am On Sep 05, 2015
oreos:
You are sick!
how am i sick? dont u tink dats d best advice 4 her so dat she wont feel heartbroken again? remember am trying to be a gud counselor here, and i also want to borrow her my gun, i dont use my gun to kill but i just want to help a sister in need cus i knw dats d best option 4 her, u knw dey say givers never lack.
Romance › Re: It Sucks To Be Me Right Now by Johnnoah1st: 10:48am On Sep 05, 2015
oreos:
You are sick!
how am i sick? dont u tink dats d best advice 4 her so dat she wont feel heartbroken again? remember am trying to be a gud counselor here, and i also want to borrow her my gun, i dont use my gun to kill but i just want to help a sister in need, cus i knw dats d best option 4 her, u knw dey say givers never lack.
Romance › Re: Straight From The Heart Of A Confused Fellow by Johnnoah1st:
Kayswat:
I'm not saying you should think like Muslims join coz you're entitle to whichever religion you feel is okay for you but just stop being an e-terrorist. You never can tell those you're hurting or misleading emotionally
now let me get something straight into ur head, did i lied against u? who are d terrorist in d world?
Romance › Re: Straight From The Heart Of A Confused Fellow by Johnnoah1st: 10:33am On Sep 05, 2015
Captainswag225:
yeah naija v tanzania,,.. It hurt me when they sacked keshi but wishing the new coach all the best tho.
whats ghana fixture?
Romance › Re: It Sucks To Be Me Right Now by Johnnoah1st: 10:31am On Sep 05, 2015
LadyJul:
Hello people....i just ended my relationship of just one month old...i found out that my ex already has a g.f from his state,,his relatives already know the gal, I almost died when I found out, I couldn't believe my ears....i felt really miserable bcus it hurts like hell...he was my ist b.f and I felt DAT burning desire of been in love,of having someone dat makes me feel special, I don't have any bad memory of him, I only have memories of us been in love bcus we didn't really date for long, I didn't get to see his true character apart from the fact that he lied to me and fooled me...
.am feeling very heart broken I swear....i don't know if I miss him or just miss the feeling of being in love with someone....pls advice me on how to overcome this feeling of betrayal, heartbreak...sometimes I feel I still like this guy other times I feel I don't love him....pls share ur experience to
I can lend u my gun if u dont mind killing yaself because of it.
Romance › Re: Straight From The Heart Of A Confused Fellow by Johnnoah1st: 10:19am On Sep 05, 2015
Captainswag225:
lmao,,, ofcourse we preach the gospel to beautiful ladies,,,, 2 is nice...... I hope they dont fyt eachother.
no fighting, dey will just give me some gud lapdance, heard there ARE nations cup qualifier today?
Romance › Re: Straight From The Heart Of A Confused Fellow by Johnnoah1st: 10:14am On Sep 05, 2015
Kayswat:
Firstly I solicited for your candid advice and see what you typed, terrorism is not all about being physical, with nuisance you're creating here, terrorism is an understatement for you







I just pray you both have a change of mind before its too late for you
change my mind to what? to tink like a muslims? aint gat time to join a terrorist organisation.
Romance › Re: Straight From The Heart Of A Confused Fellow by Johnnoah1st: 9:56am On Sep 05, 2015
Captainswag225:
hahahaha, enjoy it all my guy.... We have strip clubs here but thats not my style,,, i will take u to one strip club if u come to ghana.....btw how many chicks are u going to have fun with today?
@bold, lol, have 4got we are brother's in gospel, and morover am not greedy and wont take more dat 2girls.
Romance › Re: Straight From The Heart Of A Confused Fellow by Johnnoah1st: 9:34am On Sep 05, 2015
Captainswag225:
hahahaha badd guy,,, i dont want my gal to be angry....
dat ur girl must be so lucky to have a non cheating boyfriend, anyway i plan to go and chill in a strip club later tonit, do u get a strip club in ghana?
Romance › Re: Straight From The Heart Of A Confused Fellow by Johnnoah1st: 9:23am On Sep 05, 2015
Captainswag225:
the weekend is awesome! I plan to go out with my guys to have fun today! Any plans?
lol, fun with guys? u suppose to chilling with some chicks
Romance › Re: Straight From The Heart Of A Confused Fellow by Johnnoah1st: 9:07am On Sep 05, 2015
Captainswag225:
am great n u my guy? How is germany?
its cul here, hope u are enjoying d weekend?
Romance › Re: Straight From The Heart Of A Confused Fellow by Johnnoah1st: 9:03am On Sep 05, 2015
Captainswag225:
my guy!!!
GUD morning my nigga, its been a while, how are u doing?
Romance › Re: Straight From The Heart Of A Confused Fellow by Johnnoah1st: 9:00am On Sep 05, 2015
DO christians STILL MARRY MUSLIMS? every muslim is a potential terrorist. @op, she is d one dat suppose to be complaining about religion here not u, remember u a muslim.
Romance › Re: Straight From The Heart Of A Confused Fellow by Johnnoah1st: 8:54am On Sep 05, 2015
Daniel058:
Christian man + Muslim women ==GOOD LIFE


Muslim man + Christian woman ==.... ...... .. ... ... .
Dey will give birth to a terrorist.
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Johnnoah1st: 8:43am On Sep 05, 2015
KINGSAMURAI:
JOHNNOAH1ST WAD UP?
gud morning, am fine and u?
Romance › Re: When Did You Have Your First Heart Break by Johnnoah1st: 10:39am On Sep 04, 2015
jayzon:
remember mine........ was still in sec school den luved dz gurl lik crazy..... we dated buh she just got tired ov d relationship n called a quit........was in boarding school den...... couldn't sleep dat nyt.....anything i tried readin all i could see was her face..... buh got over it a week leta.........hv heard n witnessed pipo tryna kill em self or do sumtin crazy just because of heart break dey had.........now when did u have yours n what was your reaction afterwards
aint gat time 4 shiit, d only day am heartbroken was when arsenal was beaten 8-2 by manchester unitED
Romance › Re: Which Will You Rather Have, Money, Beauty Or Fame? by Johnnoah1st: 10:28am On Sep 04, 2015
KingRaoul:
Personally i will chose beauty because if ur ugly but have money then when u lose ur money all the bitch*** will leave ur asss, if ur famous and ugly u will be like mr ibu the clown that is popular...but if ur handsome like 2face money or no money, fame or no fame u will always get the girls and people will love u forever for no reason. Which will you chose tho?
IF U GAT CUL CASH, u can work on ur beauty,
Romance › Re: Proof: Maturity Is Overrated by Johnnoah1st: 2:26am On Sep 04, 2015
@OP, all wat u listed is stupidity and not any fuccking maturity, how can i furnish a house 4 a girl and he will later bring another guy to stay in dat house? mehn! i will rather throw all wat i bought 4 her into an ocean dan leaving it 4 her in d name of maturity.
Politics › Re: PMB Vs GEJ Public Asset Declaration At A Glance by Johnnoah1st: 1:06am On Sep 04, 2015
sammyj:
From all indications GEJ seems to be a big corrupt clueless man but perfect in looting. grin shocked cheesy
he is a governor b4 being elected as vice-president and can still acquired all wat he listed from his salary, hmm.. but pmb own? an internet banking username plus password of his bank account or i wont believe he only have just 30million naira.
Family › Re: Was I Wrong?? by Johnnoah1st: 12:45am On Sep 04, 2015
Chidoks:
See me see trouble o.
I have these two secondary school mates; one is still single( let's call her Miss B) and the other is married( call her Mrs C)
We three live in the same town though Mrs C moved in like a year ago with her family.we make out to see ourslves.just yesterday evening Miss B called that she saw Mrs C's husband with a babe at a joint
" so ?" i replied
" he's cheating on her"
" how do you know, it could be a business meeting or something.the lady may even be a relative" i almost snapped, i hadn't served dinner.
"babes i know what i'm saying .this isn't the first time,i once saw them coming out of XYZ guest house and...
" hey hold on a second" i cut her short " how did you see them, have you been keeping tabs on another wonan's husband"
" see" her tone had changed." don't you understand, .."
d moment peoples start minding there own business, d better common sense will easyly circulate 4 all humans in d world,
Family › Re: If Your Mother Got Pregnant For Your Husband? by Johnnoah1st: 12:35am On Sep 04, 2015
Joy1706:
Why wouldn't I disown my mum? Our relationship would be dead from that time on.
But it baffles me that you'd actually continue with such a man
see this one, dont u knw the husband is kinda trying to help u? remember the op said the lady is d only child of the mother and ur husband is trying to give a sibling u are here complaining, i dont knw when u female folks we start appreciating we men efforts. @op if i was d lady i will just tank d man 4 giving me a sibling. dats all.
Family › Re: Do Pregnant Women Fart So Much? My Wife Is Driving Me Nuts... by Johnnoah1st: 12:11am On Sep 04, 2015
@OP, i will advice u to make her see d doctor, a lady farting in presence of a man is really disgusting and can make her loose the attractiveness, @all of the posters above me that support d farting. not everybody can take dat shiit, 4 me i hate it and still hate, disgusting i must say.
Romance › Re: Girl's Facebook Photo Accidentally Shows Family She Owns A Massive intimacy gadget by Johnnoah1st: 11:57pm On Sep 03, 2015
everybody gat to do anything with his/her life, @op do u own her life with her?
Romance › Re: Guys Please Help, Don't Know What's Wrong With Me Anymore. by Johnnoah1st: 10:33pm On Sep 03, 2015
Dekadet:
Okay, I have this problem, anytime I see a lady I like, after toasting ang winning her heart, I get turned off. I call one or two times then thats it, I say to my self she (the lady I just got) is not worth my time and money.

I don't know why this is so, may be its because I invested so much in a lady, I even gave her my trust then she eloped with another man, wanna know the worst part, since we were staying in different states she hide everything from me.

Each time I call her, she talkes to me as if nothing's wrong. Then I later got to know that she is married. Called her, asked her she was mute.....later sent me a text trying to explain bla bla bla.

Fear women.

Well what I keep telling myself that no woman can turn me into a womaniser because of heartbreak
lol, nigga u have to leave the past 4 d past, u having a psychological problem, u need to see a psychologist asap.
Romance › Re: A Short One For Twaci by Johnnoah1st: 6:59pm On Sep 03, 2015
2dice:
Well Drizzy said it All
"Am in my Hotel Room smashing some niggas DREAM-GIRL"grin
Stop Dreaming..wake up it is not too late
lol, 2dice the baddest guy, am feeling u, but pls do it small, small oo, na person future wife be dat.

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