₦airaland Forum

damilareoye:
OP, are you sure you have them as girlfriends or aunty?

NO, NA UR SISTER I HAVE AS GIRL FRIEND OPONU

MrCork:
....ermm bro..did someone add crack & weed to yor breakfast? (no ofeense)

do u wanna learn tricks 4rm me? dont be shy and i mit post toasting line 4 u dat we help u get a girlfriend cus i knw u dont have any. (no offence)

tinkle:
is there nothing that separates them?
like one is more homely, one is less able to adjust to your family etc?
are you the same tribe as the Nigerian one?

BOTH HER EQUAL IN EVERYTHING

boboLIL:
Buh as a guyman wey ah bi ,,, I'm 0n p0int anytym, any day....


st0ps her 0n her way,,,


me : ,hell0 bae, hw yhu d0in?

Bae... I'm fine,,,


Me......I'm sp0rn ,,,u r l00kin cute....wats yhur name?


Bae........sinach. Tnx

Me.....ah like hw calm yhu r...wil like t0 knw abt u...t wil be a pleasure t0 me t0 bi a frnd....

( If na mature bae,, she wil giv her number and tel yhu t0 call her later)

Bae...yhur f0ne?


Me.....hands 0ver my f0ne t0 her....

Bae.....type and return t bak.....


Me.....dial d number (t0 mk sure say d bae n0 j0nse me)......wil cal yhu later


Bae...0k. Bye


Me .....take care...

0das na hist0ry......

U BE D BADDEST

X

oboy, so dis south africans mumu pass nigeria sha, i even taught dey are more civilized.

Jollyjoy:
Yesterday,after forming and announcing to my frndz i brought a new intalian suit,on my way to school,a car splash mud water on my new uniform, boys wer even there,i was so so embarrased dat i couldn"t even walk home,oya see yabbing 4 house,i wan die.

hahahahaha,so i no lie shey u be bush girl? imagine u never wear suit in ur life and u just get one 4 d first time and u are telling u do wear suit to school everyday,? wat a motherfuucker u are.

Jollyjoy:
u just confirm ur density! I wouldn"t quote u again, below standard. Na magic na,as u no dy read.

DONT TELL ME DAT. u don see ferrari 4 ur life? bugatti nko? even doubt if u have ever see ordinary a range rover b4 self. all car wey i mention nobi another name 4 pegeout 404,504, keke napep ooo, because bush girl like u may tink pegeout 404 is wat we call ferrari in city and pegeot 504 is wat we call bugatti and keke napep is 4 range rover, cus dos are d set of car dey use in ur village. and do u knw wat i mean by $1billion? dat can feed ur entire local government 4 over 1000 years.

Luedave:
woing a girl in market
in a church
on d road
wooing a girl in front of her boyfriend


Deadliest place to woo a gal coz u wud look cheap and d reply yu wud get is a free ticket to d land of da dead...

Bt stay tuned, i can help with market....

WE DEY WAIT

Jollyjoy:
asin eeh, ur madness don get degree, wat is the difference between an educated lady dat comes frm the village and an educated lady dat comes frm the city? Let me tel u,the city u see today is made up of ancient village,kindred, community and the rest, u sound so childish to me. Like seriously.

o boy see history, ur write up is part of how to cofirm a village girl. u dey tell me say na village turn to a city? if so why ur village never turn to a city?

Jollyjoy:
wich one be village b.f? There is ntin like village b.f,majority in my community are litrate., so stop posting thrash. The fact that,what ur dumb head post cn"t work on me is universal. U hear?

another lie from jollyjoy , u mean u wey be say na okirika u dey use as cloth as shown by ur profile pics b4 u remove it go see person wey get $1billion to woo her and u knw no go jump to it? who go even get $1billion kon dey toast village girl like u wen dere are many high class girls outside dere.

Jollyjoy:
guy u dy provoke me i swear.

provoke who? who born u?

Jollyjoy:
It unreliable. That sh.it cn"t work on me.

OMO see me see jollyjoy ooh, abeg if u wan fum again no dey fum 4 my thread go fum 4 all dat ur village boyfriends

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zinachidi:
noted,

WHY U WAN CLOSE MY THREAD?

Jollyjoy:
see dis one! Sori o bt lyf is more dan dat nw,at least there ar people who are younger than me studying that same course,it abt ur iq and brain. Btw in law we put on white and black, ntin to lie abt bt plz suit urself.

NA ME BE SEE DIS ONE? u knw get elders 4 house?

Jollyjoy:
asin lied abt wat exactly? The uniform or the fact that i am a law luminary?

BOTH

i eairlier create a thread 4 how to woo a lady among her friends, but now let talks about different wooing tricks 4 amateur like me and other amateur on dis forum to learn. i.e
woing a girl in market
in a church
on d road
wooing a girl in front of her boyfriend e.t.c
4 me dis is my little punch line dat work 4 all,
ME: hello baby
GIRL: hi
ME: baby am dangote's son i live in a yatch and got my own ferrari with over $1billion in my account pls can u marry me?
GIRL: o baby have already be dreaming dat u will be my boyfriend but i dont kwn i we meet u today, my love i love u.
{lol} dats how i use my own line and its work like magic, pls SHARE urs
CC: LUEDAVE , BOBOLIL , E.T.C

WHY U FEEL LIKE HAVING SEX

sinaj:
aii

wat do u mean by aii?

sinaj:
*whispers* where is that

GERMANY

sinaj:
Engrish



ma guy r ya frm Warri

IS DAT U ON UR PROFILE PICS? IF YES, U ARE SO BEAUTIFUL WITH GUD STATURE AND I MIT JUST USE U TO REPLACE MY NIGERIA GIRLFRIEND AND 4GET D WHYTEE.

sinaj:
Engrish



ma guy r ya frm Warri

dey dont speak english where i am so?

Freemanan:
Either

u havent give answer to my question bro. i knw i can choose either but i dont knw which one to choose is d question.

am opportune to have dem both as girlfriend and i love dem equally, but i dont knw which one to propose marriage to. nairalanders which one do u tink i should propose to for marriage out of d two?

CHM11:
Oboy thank God say ur mother born u when she did oh. Na siamese twins u for just be cos e be like say another head been don dey form from this your head!!!
Wth is that? Chisos!!! Edwaaaaaaard!

CHAI!! SEE INSULT, O BOY U WICKED OOO, HAHAHAHA

Jollyjoy:
buhahahahahahahahaha, guy u funi die, na suit be our uniform o,black and white in faculty of law,bt guy u mumu sha, haba,see as d word suit big 4 ur mouth,it nt like they are even expensive.

GIRL U CAN LIE OOO, I JUST HAVE TO KEEP QUIT, BUT I DON MARK UR FACE 4 DIS FORUM SHA

Jollyjoy:
buhahahahahahahahaha, guy u funi die, na suit be our uniform o,black and white in faculty of law,bt guy u mumu sha, haba,see as d word suit big 4 ur mouth,it nt like they are even expensive.

omo see lie oo

Jollyjoy:
i no go skul today becos of one yeye boy,na so he splash water for my suit. Shai!

OMO see forming of d highest order, u mean u wey be say u never avoid to buy ordinary bend down and select skirt and blouse get suit? nothing person no dey see 4 nairaland shaa