₦airaland Forum

MrsChima:
Dicks aren't scarce..no need to fight over dpoilt milk.

SWETIE, DONT U TINK DICKS WE BE SCARCE SOON AS GAY IS GOING TO LEGALIZE IN NIGERIA VERY SOON?

Xiadnat:
Some many things are wrong with this question.....

First, DEFINE "Fighting". Define "sexy". Define "disgusting".

Like, C'mon. Give me more to go on......

DEAR, DONT U TINK U LACK COMPREHENDING SKILLS 4 U NOT TO UNDERSTAND WAT I MEAN?

Captainswag225:
olodo, go n get a job

MY CAPTAIN, do i need to remind u dat i have already order for thunders dats is going to fire all my enemies all d way from china and the thunders have already be package inside containers and hire a ship 4 it and d ship is alread on itsway to nigeria as seen below ? by d time dis ship reach apapa sea port 4 Lagos hen? 4get it no enemy fit attack me again.

chigoizie7:
Mtcheew,


Thread ko, needle ni.


Na only button remain.

see am, see am, na here he dey toast girl he no fit toast a girl 4 real life and na bcus of people like u i create many thread on dis forum to learn wooing tricks, *whisper* guy tell me d truth u dont knw how to woo a girl,u better dont be shy,tell me now and i we give u wooing tricks.

Oyind17:
Na you carry craze for pocket! this your mumu thread

ashawo! ashawo!! ashawo!!! se ham na here she dey woko, shioo!

[quote author=Oyind17 post=35478128]chigoisie7[/quote]he be like say both of u dey craze? u knw see where i wrote disclaimer that no body should derail dis thread? or my thread luk like a thread 4 introduction? captainswag225 ! captainswag225 !! captainswag225 !!! come and see ur fellow yabaleft escapees oo, tell dem to leave my thread now or i report u to d approriate quaters in yaba 4 dem to come and take u and ur fellow yabaleft escapees back yabaleft where u are b4.

Sammysammy101:
see am

SAMMY U DON TURN TO WOMAN SHARP SHARP? AH OGA OOO

sKeetz:
Lol... my guy stop impersonation

GUY U MUMU NO BE SMALL, U STILL DEY ARGUE ME ONTOP MY PICTURE? anyway u can do as show below to the nearest lagoon in ur area for all i care
THANKS

sKeetz:
Tunde na who you go put him picture as your own, I don catch you today

WHO IS TUNDE? ABI U DEY CRAZE?

Dharniel:
google search a dating site...

DIS ALSO A DATING SECTION NAA

i ask 4 d opinion from nairalander which is better to marry between a white girl and a nigerian, but almost all of dem concluded dat nigerian girl is the best now i need a nigerian girl that i can leave my white girl for.
anyone interested?

vivypretty:
rack your brain is an idiomatic expression that I know but also check ur dictionary for the meaning of crack

HELLO SWEETIE?

HAVE SEEN AND HEARD MANY STORIES ABOUT TWO AND MORE GIRLS FIGHTING BECAUSE OF A MAN,
ladies can you fight because of a man? guys do you think is disgusting or sexy for ladies to be fighting themselve because of you?
MATURE MIND OPINION PLEASE

Captainswag225:
mumu!!!

ore mi atata, need i remind u dere is every oppurtunity to make use of d transformer in ur area and do as show below?

joelenesleek:
loll, I prefer Banana island or somewhere in Maldives

SWEETIE DO U KNW AM DANGOTE'S SON, I LIVE IN YACTH AND I GOT MY OWN FERRARI WITH OVER $1BILLION IN MY ACCOUNT? SAY YES TO MY PROPOSAL NOW AND I WILL BUY U A HOUSE EACH IN BANANA ISLAND AND MALDIVE IN MATTER OF SECONDS.

MarieSucre:
point of correction - IT IS NOT NORMAL. You may say it happens quite frequently but please don't say normal. LET US STOP NORMALIZING RUBBISH IN NIGERIA.

HAVE U BE A VICTIM OF IT B4?

0lushola:
My friends 0ften ask me. TK, what should I do to show this bae I really love her! Sometimes my replies are somewhat complicated.. buh

TAKING is out Here,

As a MAN, what do Women want?

As a WOMAN, what do YOU want?

2 packet of weed

[quote author=JOELENESLEEKpost=35472129]WL[/quote]*whisper* dont worry baby, give me ur phone no now and we gonna do our wedding in a special way in d moon.

WL

gifttracy:
That sweet moment when your boo compliment you.



Mine says my lips,my palm,and my bum bum.


Over to you

MY BONE

ITS A NORMAL TIN DAT HAPPEN IN EVERY PLACE OF WORK

Jackeeh:
Just did. Google says they're covering their toothpicks.

O JASSI,

HOW TIME fly, i remember the time wey me and john mikel obi still dey play monkey post and one touch in dos days and now we are big man in our seperate ways.

Emmanuelkant:
u get brain at al?

NO NA UR BRAIN I DEY USE.

falconey:
this is racism why one black guy?

OBOY HE BE LIKE SAY U GO USE GOOGLE TOO.

Captainswag225:
I AM oloshi, olodo! Brainless womanizer, i pity those ladies who think they have got a real man. I pray they find out how worthless I AM. Skank.

FIXED

Jackeeh:
What are they covering with their hands?

bro he be like say u GO USE google oo.

ladies choose the type of stature u prefer 4 ur boyfriend in dis pic, and guys choose ur stature in dis pics.
DISCLAIMER: pls kindly knw am allergic to bullshiit if u dont have anything meaningful to post kindly no post anything hence.. issorite let me just keep quit 4 now and se who we dissobey me.

Captainswag225:
i knew it will surely be u who will open such a rubbish thread. Smh

captainswag22 how are u? how his ur family? ile nko? hope u never bite person wey dey around u? but tell me the truth how u manage escape from dat yabaleft? tell me now and i mit not report u to ur doctor sey u don escape b4 dey start luking 4 u wit police.

sinaj:
m duin jux fine nd u john

am cul, but on more serious note i will like to knw u personally outside dis forum.

@op ur husband is acting funny? why dont u refer HiM to yabaleft?
shout out to all dos dat didnt read wat op wrote.

McDonalds2014:
What would you do?
But keep his size in mind before you
answer that question.

i will slap the guy, real man dont scare of anything, moroever wit my big muscle if i give him a punch he is gonna faint instantly, check my pic below