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Ikennakenn:
u don't need all Dat when u got swag ....
Swerve is d answer.... (confidence helps a lot too)... And act like you own dem..... B4 I go, 4bottuls of O'mpa to all ma likers

U ARE HANDSOME JARE MY GUY

Neyoor:
Op is a typical example of a lunatic

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA,BAR MAN, GIVE DIS MAN 2 BOTTLE OF COKE, U NAIL IT

Jollyjoy:
did u say fail jamb and weac? Lolz! I passed my exams with alphas, gosh! U are so dense. Lolz.

hahahahahaha. oro naa dun, ofe ke.

Luedave:
[size=18pt] STAY FIRM AND BRIGHT, WINK @ HER AND CUT THE GLANCE IMMEDIATELY. THIS WOULD TELL HER U KINDA LIKE D SHIIT IN HER...

STEP2: WALK TOWARDS D EXIT PATH SHE WOULD PASS THROUGH AND GET BUSY WITH SOMETHING TILL SHE SHOWS UP,


STEP3: GREET ALL HER FRIENDS INCLUDN HER «" HI, LADIES "»


STEP4: ACT LIKE YOU KNOW HER B4 BY SAYING «" MAY I C U FOR A SEC PLS, " WITH A SMILE AND DONT SOUND DESPERATE BUT ACT FAST

STEP5: (HER FRIENDS WUD TINK U KNOW HER AND LET HER GO.) JUST DONT MAKE D MISTAKE OF INTRODUCING URSELF OOOOOO, COMPLIMENT D SHIIT OUT OF HER THEN WAIT PATIENTLY FOR HER REPLY

STEP6: INTRODUCE URSELF, CRACK A MINI LOVELY JOKE ABOUT HER BEAUTY OR THE SURROUNDN

STEP7: APPRECIATE HER LISTENING EARS.


STEP8: COLLECT HER SOCIAL CONTACT

STEP9: CRACK A MINI SERIOUS JOKE ( ENSURE U LET HER FEELU AINT JOBLESS AND ALSO GOT A PLACE TO GO TO) AND LET HER LEAVE WITH A SMILE


GUDLUCKKKKKKKKKKK [/size]

2 BOTTLE OF COKE 4 U

boboLIL:
If u g0 di and w00 her... Mehn dem g0 use u d0 yeye..


G0 there ,,greet dem den call her 0ut and talk t0 her....


E.g hell0 cute ladies,,, hw ar yhu ladies d0in? After their ch0rus ansa.... Den talk t0 d 0ne yhu want like dis.... Excuse me dear... Wana hav a min wid u...buh mk sure yhu l00k presentable s0 she wil be pr0ud t0 leavin her frnds behind....if n0t,,, 0ga d kind reply u g0 get dia,,,, u g0 like disappear....

bar man, give dis NIGGA 2 bottle of ORIGIN. u get sense jare

Jollyjoy:
Am sori dude, bt how old are you and when did u registered on nairaland? Asin eeh,if u have registered here 4 quite a long time and u stil went ahead to ask this stvpid question, hmm then i must say urz is a lost case! Gosh!.

dis wat mtn cause when dey give small kids like dis free megabyte after loading #100, and give foolish being like dis wit little or no sensible sense d access to d internet. i knw u cant comprehend a little sentence and dats how u people fail jamb and waec and u will be saying na from village dem dey follow u because if u can comprehend u will see where i said its for mature niggas (male) to advice and ur moniker doesnt even signify u as a male talkless of being a mature one and is not like i force u to comment. so pls next time if u cant comment meaningfully to wat i wrote on my thread dont comment pls.
u dis mumurish mumu
THANKS

WOOING EXPERT NIGGAS PLS HOW DO U WOO A LADY AMONG HER FRIENDS, e.g u went for shopping and u see a group of girls and u spot a girl u like among her friends, or in an eatry or any other places.
advice needed from mature niggas.

on a more serious note, is like buhari dont have anything special to offer dis country, even though am not a security expert but with my little i tink buhari should have knw d security status of every state b4 ordering d removal millitary checkpoint. and also wit all d rant apc made against jonathan over bokoharam i tink bokoharam should have been as part of nigeria past history by now, but here we are and over 100 have already be killed in maiduguri by bokoharam today alone.

FANI KAYODE THOUGH U ARE MY GUY but try and be shamefull atimes naa, no just dey disgrace we ur supporters everywhere, so u mean u wont be attending ur daughter wedding because u don divorce dere mother and acquire a girlfriend of daughters mate? ur matter don sunmi ooo and i just have to shake my head for ur mumurism.

Gen2jaynee:
Jez waiting for one mumu to come and ask me WHO is Cha-Cha?

WHO IS CHACHA?

zanotti:
Shoro niyen?

MY GIRL OYAMILENU OO

amaben2020:
See English, i sure say na Buhari fan you be

I DONT LIKE INSULTING PEOPLE BUT I NEED TO GIVE U UR SIZE. u be 1st class degree holder in stupidiity, and a grammy award holder in fooolishness, do u knw dat buhari u are mocking with his suppose bad english is still d president federal republic of nigeria, a position non in ur family,town,local government,not even in ur state have attain? do u knw as of today buhari with his suppose bad english can make any order against u,ur town,state and it will stand? and i tink by now with ur gud english skills u should have overtake alinko dangote as richest africa MAN not to talk of d world at large. so pls next time if u want to comment on my THREAD try and make d necessary connection of ur brain with ur hand and make sure u get full connection signal b4 commenting,
THANKS

Mannylex:
I agree with all but number 3... And please adjust your capitalization, it's not nice when you type all through with upper case letters.

ADJUSTED

Jollyjoy:
U shouldn"t have wrote the post in capital letters.It would have been more easier to comprehend

have done dat

1. Every guy see the next guy as brother but girls see others as just one other female species


2. guys addresses themselve like: boss, chairman, paddi, charlie, bro, guy, e.t.c but girls negatively address themselve with "THAT GIRL" or with an insult between


3. A guy can date many girls but be in love with just one, but a girl could date a million guys and be in love with them all


4. Guys become friends in seconds but girls can be flat mate for years and not know each others name.


5. no guy is too big to learn from the other guy OR apologise for a wrong but in the ladies world its all about class and who wronged who


in mrcork voice " ladies and guys shey i lie? ( no offence)

YOU CAN ALSO ADD YOURS

lawanson44:
YOUR South West BROTHERS THAT ARE AFRAID TO EVEN HOLD BANGER (KNOCK OUT) BUT CAN SHOOT CHEST-BEATING BULLETS WITH THEIR SMELLY EWEDU MOUTHS! MAY THAT ATOMIC BOMB WASTE YOU AND YOUR USELESS TRIBE!

O BOY CANT U RECOGNISE JOKE WHEN U SEE ONE? WHY TAKING LIFE DIS SERIOUS?

Gurgle:
yeah you can delete it now

PLS EDIT THE POST U QUOTE WIT MY MAIL

Gurgle:
yeah you can delete it now

K, PLS MODIFY D POST U MENTION WIT MY MAIL

LT

Gurgle:
Yes

I WILL DO DAT NOW AND DELETE IT IN 10 MINITE

Gurgle:
yeah im good! and you?

i cant be contact true d mail i use to open dis account, should i quote u wit my real mail?

Gurgle:
yes thats exactly what i want to do. hopefully it will work out that way

WATS UP, HOW ARE U DOING?

WHO IS SHE?

SammyO4real:
[size=16pt] C'est amusant est interresant aussi: Mari est plus moin que Femme. Mais, pas probleme si le couple aime l'autre comme des dents et la langue.[/size]

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ANOTHER BOKOHARAM IN MAKING AND THEY SAY BUHARI IS USING ATTACKING HELICOPTER TO KILL THIS PEOPLE? IF LEFT TO ME I WILL RECOMMEND AN ATOMIC NUCLEAR BOMB FROM WEST GERMANY FOR BUHARI TO KILL DIS SENSELESS MAGGOT IF NOT DAT IT CAN MISTAKELY WIPE OUT THE WHOLE COUNTRY,

I LOVE SOUTH WEST THE ONLY REGION IN NIGERIA WITHOUT MILITANT OR TERRORIST.

Anymore suggestions?

HAVE GOTTEN AN HOSPITAL DAT DO IT IN LAGOS DO U STILL NEED IT?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, SO WITH ALL THE EMPTY THREAT BY OUR IGBO BROTHER THEY STILL CANT STOP THE RELOCATION OF THE BOKOHARAM PRISONER? IGBO TALKING 2MUCH WITH NO ACTION SINCE 1914, AND SOMEONE UP THERE IS SAYING IF BOKOHARAM BOMB THE EAST THEY GOING TO FIGTH BACK, HIAN IF HEAR, U WEY THEY AFRAID OF BOKOHARAM IN CAPTIVE NA U WAN FACE FREE BOKOHARAM DAT IS FULLY LOADED?

IF U ARE HAVING AN ANXIETY DISORDER OR DEPRESSION U CAN EXPLAIN UR SITUATION HERE AND I WILL GIVE U FIRSTHAND REPLY FROM EXPREINCE NO MATTER HOW CHRONIC OR ABNORMAL ITS.

9. REMEMBER THERE IS NOTHING NEW UNDER THE SUN

8. REMEMBER MOST OF THE THING U ARE AFRAID OF MAY NEVER EVEN HAPPEN.

ARE DEALING WITH CHRONIC ANXIETY DISORDER AND DEPRESSION THIS POST IS FOR U.

1. RELAX UR MIND AND TAKE A BREATH WHILE READING DIS.

2. ACCEPT IN UR MIND DAT U ONLY GET ONE SHOT IN LIFE WILL U JUST WASTE IT LIKE DAT IN SADNESS AND FEAR?

3. DONT ARGUE OR IGNORE UR STRONG NEGATIVE THOUGHT HENCE IT WILL ONLY MAKE IT STRONGER.

4. FACE UR FAIR; ACCEPT THE WORST. WHAT I MEAN BY ACCEPT D WORSE IS DAT IF U REALLY WANT TO GET OUT OF DAT UR FEAR. U HAVE TO ACCEPT D WORST DAT CAN HAPPEN, PICTURE DAT PARTICULAR TIN U FEAR HAPPENING TO U. DONT TRY TO DODGE OR ARGUE WITH IT. THOUGH IT MAYBE DIFFICULT TO DO.


5. DONT START TINKING, OH I DONT WANT DIS TO HAPPEN TO ME, E.T.C

6. REMEMBER NO MATTER HOW PREPARE U ARE ANYTHING DAT IS DESTINY TO HAPPEN TO U IS SURELY GONNA HAPPEN. AND ALSO NO MATTER HOW UR MIND MAKE U BELIEVE THAT SOMETHING IS GONNA HAPPEN , IF ITS DESTINY NOT TO HAPPEN IS NOT GONNA HAPPEN

7. ENJOY D PRESENT AND FORGET THE FUTURE FEAR U TINK U DONT HAVE CONTROL OVER.

FOR DOS WITH ANXIETY DISORDER AND DEPRESSION I WILL DROP SOME HINT ON HOW TO GET OVER IT SOON. typing.