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Mekybliss:
I don't doubt tho

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Joagbaje:
. . . Neither shall he regard the God of his fathers, nor the desire of [b]women, nor regard any god: for he shall magnify himself above all.-Daniel 11:37
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DIS GUY GET SMALL SENSE SHA, I DONT KNW U ARE DIS SENSIBLE BRO.
bar man give dis guy one bottle of champgne on my behalf.

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Captainswag225:
show u what way? U are too young to woo a lady. I will teach u in a few years time.

Captainswag225:
show u what way? U are too young to woo a lady. I will teach u in a few years time.

Captainswag225:
show u what way? U are too young to woo a lady. I will teach u in a few years time.

hahahahahaha, captainswag self no knw how to woo a lady, and when i dey tell u to use ur hourly drug now u dey abuse me. *draw closer to him* guy u knw na only me and u dey here presently, now tell me u dont knw how to woo a lady, u better tell me now and dont be shy and i will give u over 1million ways to woo a lady.

Captainswag225:
then hurry and take it otherwise u myt go crazy again. Btw ur method of wooing a lady sucks.

tuale baba, oko rafa, baba sule, olorioko bambam, owo meji fun eyankan, my personal person *whisper* baba i be ur guy naa oya show me d way.

happyjuliet:
Hmmmmm u guys are just saying d same tin... It might not b d Girl it might be Agents of darkness dat is @ Work, either frm her (Father's house, Mother'house or even her Frds)dat is working against her not wanting her 2 settle down 2 enjoy d gud tins in life. If u really love her take her 2 see ur pastor 4 Spiritual breakthrough, and if u don't really love her simply take a work Shikena.

wats up baby do u reply PM?

Captainswag225:
OLOD0

captain dont u tink its time to use ur hourly drug? u knw u always mishebehave each hour u didnt take ur drug.

@op dis is very simple naa if u check my previous thread u will see tricks there. but 1st let me drop u d line dat workest 4 all ladies.
ME: hello girl
GIRL: hi
ME: baby am dangote's son, i live in a yatch, own my own bugatti and ferrari wit over $1billion in my ACCOUNT pls can u be my girlfriend?
GIRL: sweetie have been dreaming of u since all dis years dat u will be my boyfriend but i dont knw i we meet u today, honey i so much love u (she will kiss u).
and dats all, dis trick work for 99.99% of all ladies.
use it and tank me later.

prettyJoy22:
Lol u go fear lines na ur secret is safe with me,except that its now an open secret

BUT HOTTIE U HAVENT GIVE ME A RESPONSE TO MY SECRET, pls can u be my girl? pls dont 4get to keep dis as secret too.

Oyind17:
This your thread serves as a dumping ground

honey, dont u knw u are brighter dan d sun and clearer dan d moon? u are like a pertrol in car and like a bullet in gun to a man, sweetie u just like a breathing air to a man and like a bomb to an armour tank, babie pls can i be ur second boyfriend? *whisper* pretty pls can u keep dis as secret and dont let chigoizie7 hear dis? cus i dont want me to be d reason ur 1st love break up wit u.

prettyJoy22:
spill... mama is listening

pretty, do u knw u are brighter dan the sun and clearer dan d moon? u are like a bullet in a man gun and like petrol in car, sweetie u are like breathing air to a man and u like a bomb in an armour tank, baby pls can u help me keep all i wrote secret and be my girl?

Oyind17:
Useless thread

SO U MEAN DIS THREAD IS USELESS NOW? AFTER U DON GET BOYFRIEND ( CHIGOIZIE7 ) THROUGH MY THREAD AFTER U HAVE BEEN LOOKING ONE 4 GOD'S KNW HOW MANY YEARS ? NOW TELL ME HOW WOULD U HAVE MEET HIM IF I HAVEN'T OPEN DIS THREAD IN D FIRST PLACE? INSTEAD OF U TO BE TANKING ME U ARE NOW ABUSING MY THREAD? ISSORITE.... AM WATCHING IN 3HD

MrCork:
....ok..u dont hav skooool homework ..abi?....so u like to watch free pant & bra?...u naughty boy!

mrcork dont u tink am old enouf to be ur elder brother as shown in my profile pic? dont u tink its necessary 4 u to first send me a PM atleast 24hours in advance to notify me dat u are going to quote me b4 u can quote as a sign of respect?

operation let seun know that we want to be sending message directly to each other here without having to go through any stress of PM.
oya who support my motion?

Jollyjoy:
me? Send u pm..lolz!keep hoping,dn"t stop fantazing... And lastly dn"t forget to swerve.

NA TRUE D GUY DEY TALK OOO, NO DEY SEND HIM PM AGAIN CUS HE NO LIKE VILLAGE GIRL LIKE U.

Jollyjoy:
i wil go 4 d ugle guy.

DIS GIRL U BE CERTIFIED MUMU SHA,

joelenesleek:
you must be having acute Malaria, Please show me the original poster. if you need prove that I woke up this morning and writing how I feel then tell me. Thanks.

NA DAT GIRL U DEY REPLY? SHE HIS CERTIFIED FUSTRATED FELLOW WE ALL KNW HERE.

chigoizie7:
Sharp!!!!!!!


*whispers* u know that ur albino sister wey get hunch back? Na she go vomit money pass, oya,make we use her do the ritual, after we go share d money 80/20. I will take 80 while u to take 20.

How about that?

WAO! WAT A SENSIBLE SENSLESS POST, I DONT KNW U ARE DIS SENSIBLE BRO, BUT HAAA! I NO GET ANY SISTER WEY BE ALBINO OR GET ANYTHING 4 BACK, AND D WORST TIN BE SAY ME I DON DO MY OWN RITUAL AND NA ONLY ONCE IN 100YEARS I DEY RENEW HAM AND I MUST NOT USE ANY OF MY RELATIVE, BUT BRO DONT U TINK U SHOULD FIRST USE UR SISTER AND BECAUSE AM NOT GREEDY WE WILL ONLY SHARE D MONEY U GET 4RM DERE 50/50 AND IF I RENEW MY OWN AFTER 100YEARS DEN WE WILL SHARE IT 80/20, 80% FOR U 20% 4 ME.

Sassybae:
Low self esteem, a man that cheats is not WORTH fighting for

sassy BABY can u fight because of me?

Jollyjoy:
dis boy, u mumu sha... Shuo,

JOLLY TELL ME THE TRUTH, UR BOYFRIEND JUST BREAK UP WITH U? U BETTER TELL ME THE TRUTH NOW AND MIGHT GIVE U ONE OF MY LABOURERS TO MARRY.

Jollyjoy:
same old sh.it.

Jollyjoy:
All these ladies self, hmmm disgusting? Oooh really,in dis world the fittest survive,in as much as i cn"t engage in a physical battle becos of a worthles guy,i dn"t tink i cn let go easily if the guy make a mark in my life. Infact it nt over until am tired.. No Way!!

Jollyjoy:
same old sh.it.

YEAH ITS NECCESARY 4 U TO FIGHT A GIRL BECAUSE OF MAN CUS ITS SO SCARCE 4 A GUY TO WOO AN UGLY GIRL LIKE U SO U HAVE TO HOLD DOWN ANYONE DAT MISTAKELY WOO U BY ALL MEANS BECAUSE DEY SAY OPPURTUNITY COME BUT ONCE.

prettyJoy22:
WOW! Its lovely

WATS UP? LUKING AT UR SIGNATURE I TINK I HAVE A SECRET TO KEEP WITH U.

tpiander:
you're fighting over what you think you mean, is that sexy or disgusting?

WHAT IS DIS ONE SAYING NOW? ARE U TYPING IN CHINESE OR ITALIAN?

Jollyjoy:
Op am sori ur g.f left u. Take heart.. Plz wen u finally make it in lyf remember virgin only.

DOS ZOOLOGIST DON RELEASE U AGAIN? BUT I TOLD DEM TO LOCK D GATE PROPERLY NAA, HOW COM U MANAGE ESCAPE 4RM D ZOO WHERE U ARE?

chigoizie7:
"OOGUN OWO"? Oga, I am not a yoruba ooh.

*whisper* K DO U KNW WAT DEY CALL "MONEY RITUAL" ?

happyjuliet:
Introduce urself first naa ;DIntroduce urself first naa

K, AM JOHN, A YOURUBA GUY, WORK AND BASE IN GERMANY, anything else? people tink am not serious.

chigoizie7:
Lolz, points taken sir.

Maybe next time,


For now, please teach me how to toast MONEY, cos na dat one sure pass.

NA MONEY TOASTING SIMPLE PASS NAA, HAVE U HEARD ABOUT SOMETHING THEY CALL "OOGUN OWO"?

vivypretty:
hy dearie

U ARE SO BEAUTIFUL PLS CAN I KNW U OUTSIDE HERE? (U ACCEPT PM?)

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MrCork:
...ermm sweery, we don't hav roadside mechanicks, taxi drivers, bus conductor, capenter, teachers, Okada drivers, vendors,palmwine sellers hear on nairaland....so I doubt if any guy can like her on nairaland... swerrry, she askd for help & am tryn to help coz u can help her loooklike u!!(no ofeinse)

my friend na here u kon hide 4 me? issorite

SO NOBODY WANNA DATE ME HERE?