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deekseen:
Distress Sale:
Used Toyota Sequoia 2005

Buy and drive

Location: Magodo
Price: N2.2m last


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oladele239:
I recently travelled to ijebu ode and we gave my mum's car to a painter. The painter removed the 2 catalyst

It has 2 catalysts because it's 4 plugs.

The painter is willing to pay. Please how much is the follow come. We don't mind the price

Thanks

njelrapheal:
DISTRESA SALE.1.5HP ROYAL AC

70k negotiable.
Location. Lagos ketu mile 12 let me have ur number please

Vanzcharles:
My name is Mr BOLA. I retired last year at 60 years as a Senior Management officer in my company. I collected my 30million Naira saved money from my banks, and use 10million Naira to set up my wife's business so that she can take care of her personal expenses. Part of the money was kept aside for my family expenses while I invested the rest in my business. My wife's business was doing well as well as mine.

Two months ago, my wife asked me to give her 500,000 Naira for her personal upkeep. I told her to please take it from her business. She got upset and said she will get back at me.

A man came knocking at my door last week. I opened and ask him what he wanted. He said he was from Local Government, an officer in charge of WIDOW EMPOWERMENT PROGRAMME. That my wife applied for 5million Naira Widow Support with my Original Death Certificate. That he was here to verify if she is truly a Widow and to inform her that she has been considered to collect the 5 million Naira. I was speechless, almost fainted. I told the man that, I am her husband and still alive. I collected the Original Certificate from him.

The man turned back without uttering a word. I confronted my wife about it and she said, she wanted to add the money to her business.

This morning, Local Government officials came with Police to arrest my wife for forging my death Certificate in order to collect money from government. I can't imagine myself going to Police Station to bail a woman who declared me dead while I am still alive.

*AS MEN, WHAT IS YOUR ADVICE OR OPINION ON THE ABOVE*.THANK YOU.

Idowu116:
Hello nairalanders, there is this very good friend of mine who got married this year, early April.So last week Friday,i came to do some projects around that ibeju lekki side of Lagos.So my friend lives there with his bride and after closing for the day,i decided to say hi to them because it's been a while we met.I got there,knocked on the gate but to my surprise I met the gate slightly closed then I begin to wonder what if thieves entered the compound.I entered the house and heard moaning. I called my friend number to let him know am around but he told me he is not around that his wife is home.I went to the room the moaning was coming from and I could here bleeping sounds.I knocked and the action stopped.The wife opened the door I saw her in underwears,she was shocked to see me.To cut the story short, I saw the leg of a man beside the bed and that was how they started begging me,the guy was so dirty and unkept.I snapped his face by force on my phone and the bride started begging me not to tell her husband.Telling me she will do sleep with me to compensate me and I got more annoyed.
This is a lady my friend spent millions for her bride price oo.Women are indeed useless
I haven't told anyone about the incident though but am going to tell my friend soon

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udofia234:
You base cross river?

udofia234:
Guys I'm regretting why I even helped that girl in the first instance!!! Must we all be bad guys? Must every guy take advantage of a lady who needs urgent help? But I guess my good heart betrayed me!!! After she left I called her the second day to know if she has arrived? Which she was glad to tell me she has arrived ekiti.

Pls if I may ask? Is it possible for a passenger you paid for to recover her money back from the driver after the car have moved? I seem not to understand this o!!! I don't think its possible guys!!!

When I called her the first time she said she was in ekiti. She later sent a text this morning thanking me and telling me she wasn't from ekiti, that she's from cross river state and that's where she is now, she said she prays to meet guys like me in the nearest future!!! I guess she's an olosho(runs girl). I'm still surprised how she got down from a car heading to ekiti and entered the one going to cross river state!

I'm happy I never slept with her but I did my own quota, she does not have anything to say again me anyways. But I'm still confused about her last statement from her text saying "she prays to meet guys like me in the future " pls wise men in the house is she insulting me? Or the other way round?


I have not committed any crime helping her!!!!

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kyngTony:
How can I get a fake/Temporary drivers license?

If you can help out, drop contact details

Nefort:
Hello guys,

Please may I know what business I can invest ₦3 million into that can yield a profit of at least ₦150,000 monthly?

Your feedback will be appreciated.

ReluctantGuest:
I am in a dilemma and I need advice.

Way back in my university days, there use to be this lady that was my schoolmate whom I go to know through a friend. We became quite close but nothing intimate happened between us.

After my graduation, we parted ways and only spoke via phone once in a while and via social media. I remember I asked her out but she subtly rejected my advances. She eventually got married to someone else but once in a while we still talk on casual grounds.

She use to tell me about her siblings who are 3 guys (she's the only female and the first child of her parents) and form all she said and her behavior during my course of knowing her, she struck me as someone who came from a very strong Christian family background.

Fast-forward to the COVID period in 2020, I posted something on my Facebook timeline which I was selling to help people who may want to prevent being infected from the ailment (a nebulizer) and she saw the post and called me up asking me about it...then she said she talked to one of her brothers about it.

She did and the guy called me up and asked for a meet with it. I showed up and lo and behold, the guy happened to be the last male child of the family.

Now what struck me was the car this guy was pulling...he was driving a very expensive BMW and had the bells and whistles of a G-boy written all over him. This is a guy that is barely 21 from his appearance.

I gave him the nebulizer and he transferred the cash to me and dropped me off where I proceeded to my place.

I was wondering what kind of lifestyle that made such a young boy drive such a clean and expensive ride. I even wanted to call the sister up one day and ask her if she knew what her brother was up to in Abuja as regarding his state of health based on the fact that this guy was smoking heavily while we were in the car but one mind told me to mind my business.

Just day before yesterday, my phone rang and when I looked, it was his sister that was calling...she asked me if I was in Abuja which I said yes and she said that her mum wanted someone she could trust living in Abuja to do something for her so that her mum was going to call me...I was like fine...I am waiting for her call.

The following day (yesterday) she called and apologized for not calling and her mother not calling but briefed me on what she wanted me to do for her.

She told me that her brothers (the one I met driving the BMW in 2020) and the elder one were arrested by the EFCC.

According to her, she said the EFCC stormed their area and raided the place and took the guys as "mistaken identity" and detained them.

She further stated that the EFCC is demanding that before they are released, a family member or someone should present himself or herself as the person they are releasing the boys to and that is where I come in.

She gave her mum the phone and the elderly woman was pleading that she would have come herself but she is far away in the east and can't so she is pleading I go in and stand on her behalf...she said she would give my number to the lawyer involved in the case here in Abuja so I can speak with him which she did.

I called the lawyer and he said that I would come in and stand as a family member and that I am required to bring my identity card with me and a passport photograph...this didn't go well with me when he said this.

I asked him why my ID card and passport is needed and told him I don't really like that idea and I had to call their mother back and told her that I didn't fancy the idea of giving my identity to he EFCC because I have never been to EFCC before either by invitation or arrest so doing that to me was a sort of red flag.

She said I should hold on so she could talk to the lawyer and then hung up...the layer called back and was now trying to calm me down and reassured me that all I needed to do was to stand as a family member or friend as someone the guys are being released to and nothing more.

My reason for posting this is that I am in a dilemma on whether i should do this. Like i said earlier, I have never done anything that warranted me to be invited by the EFCC in my entire life ad I wouldn't want a situation whereby I would be asked to submit my personal documents like a copy of my identification card, my phone number and photograph to EFCC because of two guys I barely know as it may come back to haunt me tomorrow as someone who is related to people who were arrested for internet related fraud.

I called the Lawyer this morning and told him about my reservations on doing this but he kept reassuring me that it was nothing serious and that that since it is not a case of murder or armed robbery, I shouldn't have any reservations whatsoever.

Please what would you do if you were in my place?

I feel I am being used as a pawn...should I stick my head out for these people and risk being placed in the spotlight of EFCC as from now on or should I tell them I won't do it and they should look for someone else?

What if I am applying for a visa tomorrow to a foreign country like the US...we all know how they can scrutinize someone...what if they find my documents in the EFCC database as a family member to 2 internet fraud suspects and it kills my chances of getting a visa? I would have even preferred if it was a police station as I know the Nigerian Police is not really good in record keeping like the EFCC would be.

Or does it mean absolutely nothing if I go there and present myself as a family member when I know I am not?

Please I need your candid advice.

PS: I am supposed to be at the EFCC headquarters by 10am this morning so please mods, if you can push this to frontpage so I can get the answers I need as to what decision I can take.

Sorry for the lengthy writeup.

Giftlove11:
January 2023 is my wedding year oh. I'm inviting everybody

shereactsng:
I loaned this friend 150k in February, and she returned 100k and begged for 600k extra for school, but this evil witch has failed to pay back the 650k. Her parents are supporting her too. She lied and said her mom had cancer too.

What should I do? 08167751025... Please call ...

I am a girl...

It wasn't about too much money. Don't you give people things out of kindness.
I don't care if you roast me. I am just exposing her ass

famozine1:
This happened in ondo state, akure precisely I repair phones, my shop was burst and some phones was stolen, unfortunately I have receipt of one of the phone that was stolen, so I took it to a police station in akure and I was charger 25k plus 3k additional, making 28k in total, after lots of conversation I was called like 2 weeks later, I was told the phone is in Lagos, and it will cost me 200k,after much conversation we agreed at 130k, they show me 10 numbers that the person use to call that I should not fear at least one person will be cut, and all my expenses will be payed, so I risk it to, I pay them the money since then things have really changed they are now given me different stories, like they go to Lagos but they couldn't find the phone, another person will say is like the phone is not properly tracked another will say another thing else, by now they are no longer picking my calls so am confused I don't know how to recover my money back from Nigerian police force

Slynation:
The issue of unforgiveness depends on what he or she did, personally, there is nothing on earth that would make me take bath a cheating wife, even if the whole Nigerians knee and beg me...

wasuka14:
My wife Twins sister moved to our apartment of a room and parlour self-contain with her 4 kids after the demise of her husband without notice to me.

Honestly, I really need urgent advise as I can't have access to my apartment or to my wife again. As her twin sister moved in to my small apartment with her 4 kids and loads of clothes and some other luggages. Therefore, no single space left in my parlour to sit or leave again.

I am mentally stress with what am passing through now. For 2 weeks now, I can't sleep in a small house am managing with my wife and our 4 kids too.

The issue at hand is not even about apartment alone but also of feeding.
Now, before now, my wife used to manage 2500 to feed all of us for breakfast alone. But now, she barely manage 6000 every morning.
Thereby, increase daily expenses on food to like 14-16k daily depends on my pocket.
And the funny thing is that, both the sisters are not working so as to at least support with something.

For now, am managing to pass night in my shop, but twice in a day they will send my first child to my shop to fetch money for food. Am really tire. I am just a bloody welder.
I don't know how to take care of these migrants going forward.

My wife can't drive away her twins sister by herself, am also too timid to drive them because of human feeling in me. Pls what do I do. I really need help and serious advise from fellow Nigerian and non- Nigerian.

Djbond:
I'll summarize this as possible.

No one is perfect, yes I hit her cuz I was suspicious of her cheating. I bought her an Android phone and she started chatting with guys on FB and WhatsApp, talking about location on how to meet. I'm not always around though, I come home once in 2 days and I provide everything enough for she and our 3 daughters need to sustain on a daily. She doesn't work, our first daughter is 4, and our twins girls are 2 years old. So I believe she doesn't need to stress herself but just to take care of the kids.

Fast forward, she left a day after I beat her (I know it's not right but I couldn't hold the anger anymore) and i already apologized afterwards not knowing she had in mind to leave. I came home and couldn't find her and the kids, I called and started begging, my landlady, my friends, all our neighbors in the street called and begged her, she just kept lying that she will come back today, come back tomorrow but we never see her. I cried and cried, almost killed myself, didn't eat for days, just drinking and smoking, got admitted to the hospital, my neighbor called my wife that I'm in the hospital, she didn't care, never came to check on me.

I called her few days after I got discharged that I miss her and asked her why she didn't come to check on me at the hospital. She only gave an excuse that she has started some pos work in their street. She lives in her father's house now with her stepmom. Her junior brothers are the ones taking care of the children. Her junior sister told me all the dirty things she has been doing since she has got back to their house, like going to sleep in a guy's house overnight when her dad is on night shift. I called her dad to explain, but didn't give me the chance to explain. I called her last week Saturday to come see me, and i collected the phone she's using to do runs up and down from her. Now she uses her sister's phone to do those things now.

She called me with her sister's phone on Monday that i should move on when she discovered that I already know all the things she's doing. I have a problem moving on, I always think about her and my children.
I don't have appetite to eat even as I type this, I'm drinking royal circle. I hope this won't lead to my demise as I'm killing myself slowly. I love her. Why are women like this?

Pls nairalanders don't judge me or abuse me for hitting her. No one is perfect and there's no man that will take it if he sees his woman with another man

NB: I regretted hitting her and already apologiized and prayed to God for forgiveness

CeeJeckydivah:
We've not had sex for a while, then some days ago he came back from work and forced himself on me. I told him no but he kept going on. When he finished he left me like that without saying anything & left the house. He hasn't returned since then.

Does he feel guilty & sorry for what he did or Should i still go ahead to report to the police.

I'm not happy.

Wordsfrombimpe:
My sister there is nothing bad in exploring your body , touch yourself , connect with that inner wild child , feel your orgasm , it's better than fucking one useless guy that don't love you and will still give you infection or cheat on you or dump you so celibacy is key! Masturbating does not affect it because you are not fucking a guy , you are still celibate

Nigeriafirstlad:
Who won't be proud to have this team.......


Who will see these two people and not wish they were Nigeria's president and vice already? Except agents of the old order, political hustlers and scavengers that have done Nigeria no good. Obi-Datti 2023, may your dreams for a better Nigeria come to pass.

moniupdate:
I usually buy gas of 3k from a shop across my house and it hardly lasts more than 8 days on normal usage. But 13days ago my gas finished and I wanted to refill it but the lady wasn't around so I went further down the street to a different seller and bought 3k gas and it has lasted for over a week.
I don't know if this is placebo effect or whether there is fake gas or chinko gas .

Berrityga:
God gave you a means of income in between your legs use it to rescue your jobless husband out of this mess. If your story is Even through.. Cause I know these just a ploy to beg for money here.

Tenplet:
okay drop your number sir I appreciate