Lee99: I for like give you advice sha bro, I for also like call you simp but olohun if I call you simp that's me being very very generous, babe tell you say she no fit submit to you and you still dey dream to wife her?? Babe insult your mama and papa and you still dey with am lol I laugh in Swahili this your story get as e be and e be as e get, then to top it off she cheated on you and you are aware and it was even countless times with her boss and now the boss misses her pvssy and wants to give her a new job..... Now back to you, it's either you're a very stupid man or you're ugly, but even ugly people no mumu like this, you have low self esteem and you love toxic attractions because I see no reason why a full grown man with hairy balls will come to NL and spew the trash you just did, you have seen enough red flags better call it quits because I can 100% assure if you marry her you fit no live long. Run away, flee with all the strength in you. No matter what she tells you better leave that woman alone she's evil and only after your life, yes the breakfast wey you go serve her go pain you pass cos obviously you're dating yourself but it's better than dying young, look for one small Shima wey you go dey knack first to hold body, maybe you should even cheat so your mumu eyes can open, sometimes cheating helps you realize you're with the wrong person. ... I know say I don insult you well well but you deserve am, take the advice sha and may God be with you. If you like read am finish still go follow am like zombie, it's your funeral.
Sommie1122: Kidnapping is actually on increase in Nigeria now especially Lagos state and the kidnaps are taking place in unexpected vehicles( tricycle and bikes) who would ever think of getting kidnapped in a Keke MARUWA or a bike� I was kidnapped some weeks ago in a tricycle, I'm still in shock because a Keke MARUWA has openings and I could have shouted for help but Omo, they used jazz on me... I no even move... Na God go save us for this country now ooo... For the full video of how I was kidnapped and how God saved me from the kidnappers after demanding 5 million naira Ransom, click below
nakotee: Recently the name of Jesus who is known to be the name given to the son of the Most High God according to the Christian religion has be constantly been abused and defiled recently by skit makers in Nigeria.
JESUS is a sacred name and should not be used in any form of skit Making, Recently skit makers who show women indecently dressed also used the name of Jesus as jokes to sell their skit movies . This is not a good thing to behold in a country like Nigeria who took Christianity as one of its major religions.
I hearby call on the notice of the Christian Association of Nigeria to call to order all skit makers and every other persons who is presently abusing the name of JESUS.
Please Moderators this issue should be given more attention.
can a Muslim do this with their prophet? I don't think so
Blupen: If you come from a wealthy family never forget to give God thanks makachi people from poor background dey see things That's why when you see a 30yrs old guy still in his father house don't be quick to judge him, poor man pikin no get single joy for him soul
Kasdat5: On the other, hand , I should be the person telling you about Kaduna , as much as so many people will doubt it , it's even more safe than Easteren Part of the country
Kasdat5: You know kd so we'll , no tell me how one will get kidnapped doing Uber in kd metropolis ??
u won't be the first to be kidnapped for sure, don't worry with time you will understand, a trial will convince you. See let me tell you now, security agency for here no fit stop anything. But good luck anyway with ur business
jibovico: Dear Nlanders, I seriously need your imput. I need to travel from Abuja to Kaduna by the weekend. Now, the problem is I am scared of the security situation of the road. Should I travel using the Abuja-Kaduna or I should use Abuja-Kafanchan-Kaduna road? Which do you personally think is safer? And which is safer; a weekend or weekday trip?
Mynd44 Lalasticlala Please move to front page not just for me but for future ref.
my guy, non is safe, I repeat non is safe, na only God the protect.
fadilaMaikiriki: Please, I really need help with my lips. They're so dark, especially for a lady. How do I lighten them up and make them bright? Thanks.
walsa: please I need help from car talk gurus and technicians in the house ... please help me tag anybody you know that can help
I own a Nissan Frontier 2003 .. after 2 years the engine start smoking and giving various problem , I bought another engine but still the same problem then my mechanics advice me to convert the engine to Benz c class engine .. they buy it and it works perfectly fine my problem now is the car is now sluggish, very slow to my liking... am planning to change it back to Nissan engine ... I need help which type of engine should I buy and what are the things I should look out for ... if you can help I’ll be very grateful...they said Nissan have 3 type of engine which one is the best ... plz your advice is needed
so oyibo were make the car, carry big engine put am were very foolish abi, that a useless mechanic will advise u to put a smaller engine in a big car and u fell for it, very soon he will tell a truck owner to buy a Camry engine and replace it with his bad truck engine. Hmmm Nigerians
DJBIGGY: Bolt has been in Kaduna and Zaria for a while. I don't know if this is the right section for this, but I want to know the prospect of engaging in bolt Business in Kaduna state.
Do people really use bolt in Kaduna?
the prospect of engaging in bolt business in Kaduna is that, you will see money, dem go kidnap you tire, you go pay ransom tire. But as long as u survive, u will be strong.
chiefoboh1: Help needed from experience cars owners in d house please. I just bought a Nigerian used corolla 05/06, but am yet to enjoy d car. D issue with car is sometimes it can be on gear n won't accelerate, it act as if is on neutral, den it will be pick again. Please I want to know what make cause such?
Jamal64: Hi there, please what can be the reason why my Benz C class swerves from left to right when I apply brake while on motion with a reasonable speed.
I have done the alignment, changed bushing and also checked the tyres. How can I find a solution to this?
lol ZZ guy go and change ur shocks absorber's, if not na yy. Saying out of experienceooo.
Please I need mature advise here as this an ongoing and critical situation for me.
For 4 days now, some unknown person has been dropping fetish-looking items in front of my mums apartment. In my judgement it's a juju...(pics attached)
My mum lives in a 3bedroom rented apartment, but this person keeps this juju in front of her doorway always(the audacity). The first two juju(money N3000 tied bound with red cloth) was thrown into her apartment 2 days ago.
The last one (red cloth with white powdery substance on it) happened yesterday. My little nephew said before they saw the juju, that he saw a woman(with dreads and beads on her head and ankle) zoom out of the compound early in the morning. And the jazz was discovered few minutes after.
My question is...how do I deal with this problem
Highlight, I decided in January 2022 to build a house for my mum(she lost her hubby my dad in the 80s), which has been her dream ever since I was a child. Because I don't wanna hang in a hotel any longer whenever I visit her I decided to up the the house to a 5bedroom duplex which should be ready in about 4 weeks around same location she currently resides.
Could this be the cause of these jazz attempts or is their a spiritual concern I need to investigate deeper about or can this be someone trying to obtain money by trick?
Right now I'm confused and very very upset at same time. Cos if I catch this spiritualist for hand, im go sleep for kirikiri till he or she is 90!
Mature advise only abeg....
I can tell you how to make the person confused and confess, but it will cost you a little. In this life spiritual controls the physical, u fight fire with fire. U can chose to see a pastor anyway. But if ur interested, buzz me.