All the while, i was in oblivion. I think my vision is off-blur now. So i must be fully awake. Am i done yet?

Am i back?

Eff it!

I still gon wonder wat HIV OR AIDS Status has gotta do wit dis. Some see faults while others just don't see. Is it proper to get her pregnant by mistake. What if my uncle hears about this. Besides i'd mentioned that her Hymen has never been split (= She's still a virgin)

?! U ok dude?

The truth is, no matter how hard i tried to explain, she just won't understand. Even me wey de explain no get myself

@ sofeo
u gotta be shittin me wit that response.
Don't tell me u hypnotic

@ idstar
dear where do we start 4rm?
U love this dude, fed his broke-a*s and almost put a roof over his head - or so u said.
He's been unfair to dudes chattin u up for security reasons. But u let them chat u up for private reasons.
But lik the proverbial lost coin, he rolls back to scenery.
That guy must be alladin.
So why don't u put that proverbial coin into a small chest and lock it up - throw the key into the ocean afterwards.
If i was God, i'd multiply his beauty by 10. I'm also gonna give him riches and multiply it by 10. I'll give him much fame and multiply it by 10. Lastly i'd give him 10 trustworthy concubines and multiply they beauty by 10 times of yours.
I'd make is love fo u 10 times sour. Yo beauty would remain the same but would depreciate to his eyes in the multiple of 10.
I'd get u both married but u must provide the cash.
And oh, when its sex time for u both, he'll induce sadist method by slammin yo butt continuously or other violent methods.
I'd make you love him in pains till u finally realize what love is.
The force i'd invoke Btw u 2 would be so strong that u'd pray for divorce but u won't get it.
When u finally remorseful, i'd make him stop and wipe his memory off wat he ever done to u. So u both can live happily ever after.

Tell me something hun, wat job u do?
U an hooker, LovePeddler, slut, workin girl, aristo or as dem sabi am - prostitute?
Hope u realize wat impression u are giving us here thou

Peeps i kno dis sounds crazy but i'm caught in btw.
I'm havin a lil'hitch hittin through a girl that happened to be a cousin to my uncle's wife.
She'd be 26yrs by oct, i'm 24.
She goes by D name Kes and She's a beauty no doubt.
We kinda so close ergo She picked me as her confidant - but i kno that this hype however has rendered it void.
I saw her as a family not as someone i could eventually date.
Just last week, she told me that she needs it as i'm naturally endowed (long thing).
But i was like. . .umph! Is this fo real? Thou my body wanted the feel so bad, my mind rejected. So i left accusing her of hussy behaviour.
Last night, she came checkin & she caught me as i was tryin to escape cuz i drank much hooch at a cocktail party. I was not in oblivion thou, only just a lil'tipsy (story). She went as far as tellin me she wants me to be the 1st man to split her hymen cuz she claimed its intact. I'm tellin u she's a seductress (could it be salacious movies?)
Be4 long, we wer at the verge of unplugin when my sister came knockin. We parted in a swift but wat happens if we meet again?
I keep gettin her calls and sms' still invitin me out. But heh, i barred all phone lines. I kno that one way or another She's gonna get me again but what would happen?

Here u gonna dust this if only u wer complete/
dis ma oven fresh spittin mission incomplete/
sucker u should see a doctor cuz i sensed u r deranged/
err nite u call yo sis Juz to tell her u desist/
so u didn't kno ur sis wuz ma b*tch/
she called me a nite effin wanted a silly head/
aye so i headed to ma b*tch house/
only 2 find she was butt-naked lyin her a*s fo me/
took 1 closer look damn, whats that pungent smell/
yo sis p*ssy smellin all over like a shitty goat/
i just fixed back my clothes then dashed off like a shady ghost/
so there she was lyin waitin thot i went to gents/
but u was d one in da gents notchin weed/
but out u came started droolin at yo sister's puss/
so u got to it to started diggin in/
effin her thou her face down ow could she kno/
u was d wacko jacko gettin da hard-on/
she only kept on screamin 4k me on don't stop just/
4k me hard fo i love it/
babes its sweeter than pony, beta than didloz/
gimmie some more dose buh u wer overdosed/
but after the shit, y'all ain't gon belive wat she said/
o4ka did u 4k me? Cuz really u jacked off lime/
oh, um o'muthaf*ucker

@ joyce j
its so sad to hear bout yo breakup but i would like to tell u categorically that we nairalanders are on bots. I repeat, we are all humans here not robots. Do u fink u could just walk up here to talk to us without accurate infos? We maybe interacting thru the internet but we are not computers.
Pardon me miss cuz i'm about to help u out as a computer would.
You have come to Nairaland with an incomplete information about your problem. For a problem to be solved, we would need to know more about u and your ex. We would also want to know more about the circumstances leading to the break up. The new guy is gonna be sorry because he desperately used you to end your relationship with your ex when things were rough. However this affair doesn't seem right.
Kindly give us more information to help us process your help aid.
Goodluck!
I wouldn't mind helpin u get over this new relationship as this your new guy did.

Dis 's irate. Arrant nonsense. So u went ahead to crown yoself legend of sum shit.
@ Topic
lets kick-aside the fact that idiotic imbeciles are allowed to start up a thread like dis. I mean its a free world rite? Freedom of speech. Goofs. But its absurd to hit oneself wit a selfless attribute.
You gonna eat so much dust. Bite me u snitch

D*ck-head, wats up wit the quote?

Now i see that u av been so blind to see that i'm not on a p.c.
I'm always on mobile punk. How was i supposed to know?

That last post is a literal waste.

Oh yea its really begining to pop. Lik i said, 'ts all gud. I'm a free ryda as always.
Dunno wen dat effin newbie joined d game 2 start d*ck-ridin errone above him. Can't imagine O4ka is startin a new thread full of shit. Does he think he could witstand d bloody heat. He's such a effin dopey

Dude the right thing was done. I was running crazy thou but i fink i'm comin back to earth. Some dude who goes by the name of mukky, locked the thread. Niggaz did not follow simple rules. My advise to all is, u bloody need lyrics, go get 'em there while stocks last. This brand nu offer is still available now that they can still see the thread. Once that thread is deleted, nobody should come back fo copyrites. Grab yo copies, NOW!!!

@ GentleLady
aw, thats touching. Have you 4gotten that dis lady is in extreme frustration and confusion. I'm even sure that her next reply would be an end product of hallucination.
You told her to get closer to God yet you didn't tell her how.
Lets not forget that God will reveal to her, steadiness if she decides to become stronger by saying no to her bad acts. Heaven still helps those who help themselves. If u were a robber and feel u wanna stop, no problem. Tell God that. But God will never come down to stop u from stealing. When temptations sets in, he will only watch u to see your impulses' response to it. If its good, thats fine. But if bad, even satan won't stop u from stealing at that point in time. Word!

Na wah oh. Nobody wan call self. Sé na becuz i too young ní?
Abi make i increase my age? Or cuz i too wo-woh? LOL. I'll put my numbers up again
08096760983 (general or cliq folks)
08033863547 (for nite callers)
08026115311 (for text mates only)

Ha! NLs . . . Here we go again!

@ bobsy
madam you lead a wrong path. And that bad path has led to a very worst path. So u wanna turn a lesbian? Huh?
Pls listen attentively, u alternatively got options but christ! U are not using. Let me start by correcting a misconception. Its not wrong for a lady to spend for a guy but it was hell wrong for u to have spent blindly all in the name of love. U should spend only when necessary. if u really spent any shit like u said, that did not make u a fool boo. Let me tell u wat made u a fool here. U caught him red-handed, not only that, STD trans-migrated Btw u two. Wat if u got killed? You went ahead to abort your baby then masturbate. Next thing, u become aristo. Abi? I won't correct u. Its up to u to do whats right. All i can do is point out your mistakes. Pls go thru everything i posted again and check your mistakes that i stated. If after checking, u still don't find any mistake, baby u must be a fool then!

@ sinako
listen up. U see in dis case, it doesn't really count on how educated u 're - if thats wat u meant.
However, there may be a probability that u've been unfortunate. If u have tried a relationship before but it failed, it means you have to work harder at it. Any man can be good if he wants to. Consider that factual. Meaning, even the deadliest of men could end up beta persons courtesy his lover. If a man is really in love, he could be changed into some better personality if his woman did her homework right. I suggest u watch "two can play that game"
another thing is, never wait or dream bout mr perfect. Thats oughta hurt in the end. Love is hardwork. Really it is.
Just concentrate on your normal life and like someone outrightly stated, don't let that smile leave your face. Different men approach women wit different motives. Some men may just approach u coz of your character or Juz cuz of your smile alone. One more thing, i know this is africa but, you can still approach a man in the name of anything. Its not new that when guys show interest in girls, they get passive. However, don't get too harsh when they get passive. Don't make it too hard for them to communicate. You could also lose guys wit good hearts in the process. I.E if i'd tried to get a girl and she starts shoving me off or hesitates consistently, i'll simply leave her alone. Its not that i don't want her but due to experience, just have to let her go. Now u may wonder, what kind of experience?! It could be anything or worse if i just saw it and it never happened to me. Thats also experience ain't 't? So some guys wit good hearts don't get passive cos they are emotionally weak. Word is, u gotta really observe every Damn environment u move wit.

Hehehe. Like u thot right. Ofoka must be an hungry man to even post shit up here

Well sha. Its all good here but i don't fink i'm gonna get involved. Except ofcuz if i'm called upon again illegally

Heh, he shoulda listened. I made it known that i'm slightly stupid cos i diss myself and my peeps? Aint mean nothing to me. But if u face me, it becomes my biz full-time. I'll deal wit ofoka if i av to. And i swear by the grave of his four punk fathers dat i'mma kill him. Dude 's such an half-assed punk.

I'm his nemesis. He ran his bloody mouth on me some weeks back but i kept quiet. Like dem talk, silence is always the best answer. If he has 4gotten wat he said, i guess he should go back to read all the previous posts. So i think its time i put him in his rightful place. Don't you think?

Title - ofokament is perishment

dis da beginin of yo end as i saw it 4rm my end/
uh do not cry, 'ts so sad but it ain't a lie/
so do listen 2 me now cos i ain't bitin, ain't fightin/
Juz wanna get retarded lil'bit since u got big hits, big shit u big di*k/
i'm here 4 d gains dat u losin, fo d pains dat u gettin, feel 'em jacko
i'm yo wacko in da ghetto, nd ride out should be our motto/
fo d cause of ma clause 's 2 curse at yo course wit ma claws, nigga i'm raw, can u taste me/
no doubt i'mma cut u thru yo lenses nd put dirt in yo senses so u 4get bout pretences/
punk wer u drunk, see ow u suck nd now u sunked in yo gutta/
en i'll leave out yo daughter cus she brighter, en beta cos she should be yo mother/
after dis don't commit murda, maybe it could be yo sunda/
so don't sit at yonda, not gettin younger. Fo i'm gettin stronger, i'm that wackie u called a wack but now, i'm yo wacko/
ever since u tested mi, i kept ma mouth zipped, didn't u know, u could do damage wit silence/
now i feel its time, to place u on some dirt so u regret ever dissin me when u should be kissin me/
Blah! Yo mouth is filthy, infiltrated so untreated, i'mma keep u updated Juz be calm/
en keep adrenal down, i'm gon lock ya down, shit u need a medic/
4rm d para-psycos don't be a mancho, or a freak yo Juz listen 2 d peeps yo, cuz u wack nd u kno it/
no denial don't refuse it, i'll leave u dropped/
so don't call back or u'd be askin fo more heat but i'll leave my phone lines open if incase u still idiotic/
i'll leave u nicotine cos that should keep u relaxed till u wake up, to start nagin & bragin 4 nothin. Oh wtf!!! I must be king u should run dats an order, run fo yo dear life b4 i return

Aw awful can yo story be miss american. Did u school in america or in zombie. Could u please pick up yo dictionary and rephrase yo tenses. I mean i'm sorry but u gotta understand that i ain't callin u fake which i just did. The point is i believe u 're fake as much as yo incomplete story and as much as your fake hubby.
Let me stop being naive and tell u some blunt shit.
Ever heard of scams? If u neva heard o' it, i could teach u how its done but u gonna lose all yo possessions in the process baby. If u ain't got shit, 4get me, as much as yo fake dude.
If yo dude can see this "i dey hail am, Your mugun don come to the wrong place fo help. Handle am well i beg."
please make sure yo hubby sees the last statement

When i was born, i been made to rap in rhymes, as my lines could hurt wit time/
i'm seasoned wit thyme for my lines as they'd speak fo all my crimes - check daily times, got no time still in much time fo my future/
check i'm dat creature fo d lyrics, my gimmicks got no limits, do u feel it/
i'm in my zone, my territory i'm hot even ambitory, no story, no jokin its no history i'm real and do leave d para-medics, auto-static/
i'm here to stay, to slay d evil minds Who's come out 2 play/
now i'm in yo zone, do u see me? Fo errthin dat i own, d ozone won't chill-out cuz i'm spinnin d heat/
Juz relax, its my class i'm here at last, lets get retarded while bicarded, d brandy's lookin so branded/ must we be reminded dat dry gin could make us un-reminded, now dis ended/
lets go wit peace of christ to leave in unity fo harmony cuz i see outta ma balcony its funny to see people like monkeys fighting like meniacs. We live our life d way we want so we wont hurt our brother-hood.

Peace!!!

- who i am
do not get shitty wit da rhymes cuz they could stick u wit sum hypes.
do not get shitty wit ma style cuz they'd stuck u 4rm behind, see dudes i must be crazy, I'm sick still like some bit*h lookin still at child-birth.
do not confuse it, reuse it and fuse it, 4 d diss is in my issues.
I'm hell dumb, a nun dat i f*cked still calls me hun. wtf is dis ole shit i must be dreamin, day hummin, mornin come in av sum tea at my palace. Like in banj bangin k-lets in his toilets not to let, i'm in need of dis chocoz from dis kokos.
Na wats in yo mind, still fink i'm ill, So lets take some ègó fo ma ego till its tide-out fo L-figo, Juz look at hugo askin who goes, k baby i'd go i know congo, at d edge of kongos.
Who's da hommie, lets get crackin while we crawlin and we still holdin shit i gat puss blew all o'er ma face. Wat u doin, masturbatin? Grab da baton and holla bathe him, see i seen him elude d scenery, his movie 's scary, gosh i thot he's hairy, Damn!!