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Romance / Re: Is It Compulsory For A Man To Provide For His Family? by johnnygan(m): 6:21am On Jan 04, 2010
@topic
you're missing my point. I don't care if yo answer is yes or no. It only depends, but orders might change with time.
If yo answer is yes, then the answer to the topic is yes. If your answer is no, then its no to the topic as well, Don't you get it?
Nairaland / General / Re: He Slapped Me From Behind *shock* by johnnygan(m): 6:14am On Jan 04, 2010
Aiight. I'm chillin
Nairaland / General / Re: He Slapped Me From Behind *shock* by johnnygan(m): 6:10am On Jan 04, 2010
Do i have a choice huh? I don't hate but trust me baby, i can get so disrespectful
Romance / Re: Is It Compulsory For A Man To Provide For His Family? by johnnygan(m): 6:06am On Jan 04, 2010
@topic
is it right for the wives to obey their husbands?
The answer to my question, answers your question.
Romance / Re: Why Is It That Men This Days Are So Crazy Abt Beauty? Wat Happens To Character? by johnnygan(m): 5:56am On Jan 04, 2010
Well character is dead i guess. . .lastnite both charisma and beauty parted ways but guess wat, beauty's getting the advantage but character don't mind it. Even when beauty touches a nerve, character may wanna iron it out but, At the end of the day, character can't really do Poo to beauty cuz She's too pretty to lose. I get mad when i see character calming down all the time, when beauty misbehaves. Rather than acting, mr character just prefers to do nothing. . .he just keeps suffering and smiling. Gradually he started to withdraw over time till we saw him no more.
So that has brought me back to ask you the same question @topic, Pls where is character? What really happened to character?
Pardon me cuz i know Naija 're good for answering questions with questions, possibly the best way to get answers
Nairaland / General / Re: He Slapped Me From Behind *shock* by johnnygan(m): 5:40am On Jan 04, 2010
Geez, Maybees hikes just preferable before someone screams yikes!
Damn!
Nairaland / General / Re: He Slapped Me From Behind *shock* by johnnygan(m): 5:26am On Jan 04, 2010
Ah, I thot as much
Nairaland / General / Re: He Slapped Me From Behind *shock* by johnnygan(m): 5:20am On Jan 04, 2010
U sure u ok?
Romance / Re: Do You Think Umar Farouk Abdulmuttalab Is Goodlooking? by johnnygan(m): 4:35am On Jan 04, 2010
Whats the fuss over the terrorist. I think the devil is more handsome and sexy-looking than HE
Romance / Re: Which Guy On Nairaland Has The Best Personality? by johnnygan(m): 4:20am On Jan 04, 2010
But ofcuz i don't argue LOL, still i don't consider myself the best. Humility matters
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: If You Ever Lived In 1004 Estate, Vi. Sign In Here by johnnygan(m): 4:02am On Jan 04, 2010
I see
Rap Battles / Re: Alryt Im Bak: U Knw Wat It Is: Any Real Head Who Wanna Battle.hit Me Up by johnnygan(m): 3:50am On Jan 04, 2010
So, somebody's ready fo D Heat huh? Finally. . .
Rap Battles / Re: Alryt Im Bak: U Knw Wat It Is: Any Real Head Who Wanna Battle.hit Me Up by johnnygan(m): 2:38pm On Jan 03, 2010
wtf!
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: I Am Bored And Lonely by johnnygan(m): 2:22pm On Jan 03, 2010
@first poster.
Sorries
Rap Battles / Re: Rappers: Drop Your Punchlines Here by johnnygan(m): 1:47pm On Jan 03, 2010
, incoming,
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Mtn Mid Nite Grooove -- Drop Ur Mtn Line Here by johnnygan(m): 1:25pm On Jan 03, 2010
I'm dropping dis
08033863547
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: If You Ever Lived In 1004 Estate, Vi. Sign In Here by johnnygan(m): 12:25pm On Jan 03, 2010
Stayed at vi 1004 housing estate, and was born there. I left 1004 in the year 1994 and i was in primary 4 at that time. I schooled at the housing estate nursery and primary school. And i stayed in crescent c, flat 609, Funny how things turned out after my departure.
Rap Battles / Re: Is This Actually Ruggedman's Funeral?nairalanders please Judge. by johnnygan(m): 12:09pm On Jan 03, 2010
All i can say is, Geez
Rap Battles / Re: Rappers: Drop Your Punchlines Here by johnnygan(m): 11:53am On Jan 03, 2010
Guessed i been away fo too long Huh, well i'm ready to drop ma shit.

Title: Enter My Hell

I've bin waitin so patiently in zeal wit so mosh fire
D passion drives ma anger, it makes me jack outta coma/
guessed after dissin sauron no one else gave mi a drift
lik it made me shift inna swift 2 make mo rifts/
u gotta kno D pains o'livin' in dis hell bigger than misery don't even fink o'penury worse than funery nd skip pejury/
chaplaincy Pls i tried maybe i'd find sum decency but instead, i simply crossed the bars of heaven nd hell/
my momma sent me 2 hell ergo we liv as much as in fire
its bad desire calling a sire in hellfire
for the torture, think-not cuz its more than eni culture/
feel me, its violent, i mean hiphop 's violent
ye not violet as color, it fades thru da flush o' ma toilet/
bit, ches nicknaming me hamlet fo they thot i was homeless
Damn! Its so painless, even y'all fink i ain't stainless/
i'mma stressout no palavas till u hit da showers, don't mention it, i'm kind enuf 2 giv u sum lil'handouts/
its yo life - or so u fink, u bit, ch-a, ss-punk
i roll glocks, checkout da clocks till i free yo locks/
aw my pimpin hormones beepin leavin u out der bleatin
hop u remember D ol click!clark!paaah! Officer down/
now dis misery looks like history nd da story is no scenery
dumb-a, ss u got da punch-lines?
Tell em notta sound D alarm cuz i'mma cum wit loaded arms, transformin in2 blastables nd rip-off all yo constables/
gosh i'm so remorseful cuz o dat y'all wanna gimmie a break?
I ain't osama, i'm mo'like obama/
yes! Barrack obama, so be ma pal, we get on nd 4get we eva dissed,
Did i hear ya say case-closed cuz its too great 2 be judged, or maybe i losed my conscience its on D loose, guess what? I'mma get it back, muthaf, u, c.kaz!!!

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Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by johnnygan(m): 10:59am On Jan 03, 2010
Geez
Romance / Re: I'm Hurting over som1 I cant live without but dont want to live with by johnnygan(m): 8:59pm On Dec 28, 2009
Here we go again, @topic, sorry no comment
Rap Battles / Re: WARCRAFT: Official Update/Callout Thread. by johnnygan(m): 2:00pm On Nov 10, 2009
I wish y'all could just suck my d-ck. Its really depressing for you all here right? Damn
Jokes Etc / Re: My First Condom by johnnygan(m): 1:20pm On Nov 10, 2009
Huh
Romance / Re: What Matters Most To you In A Relationship? by johnnygan(m): 4:19pm On Nov 08, 2009
Well what could possible sustain my relationship are the following:
1. Sadist Sex
2. Vulgar language
3. Multiple dates
4. Terrible culture
5. Greedy habits

these 5 listed will make your relationship stronger if you try them as well. But don't say i didn't warn u
Rap Battles / Re: Baudex+04ka Teaming Up As Ill-supremacy--recruiting Members by johnnygan(m): 3:54pm On Nov 08, 2009
Aha! Wtf?
Rap Battles / Re: Eminem Sucks by johnnygan(m): 5:40am On Sep 17, 2009
Way out ma. If u diss shady, u might as well rot in hell u bi-tc-h!
Romance / Re: I Need Ur Advise On Dis by johnnygan(m): 9:28pm On Sep 02, 2009
Nairaland has created a lot of room for joke-alikes.
Mr schmuck! Hop u didn't cry when u got the feel. I mean the greatest pain should be the illegal romance u just encountered. Pardon my imprudence but em. . .if na me oh, i go transfer that slap on the poor useless girl first, then attack my unworthy counterpart very viciously and aggressively. After that, i go run come nairaland for advice. Guy, u de dull us jooo
Romance / Re: "what Does It Takes To Be A Man?": by johnnygan(m): 9:19pm On Sep 02, 2009
@ Topic.
Did i hear you ask. . .
Well the ladies complain and thats why they are ladies. Men take care of their girls and thats why they are men. If u hear complaints, just get used to it u jerk.

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