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Romance / Re: Should Marry Him To Help Him Get His Papers? by johnnygan(m): 8:55pm On Dec 14, 2010
Gbam!
Romance / Re: Have U Been So Emotional Dat U Shed Tears ? by johnnygan(m): 8:53pm On Dec 14, 2010
Carolece don't tell me what you think you know but don't! These same people that hurt are the same people that exhibit love. Inanimate beings can't love
Romance / Re: She Thinks She Is Smart! Ah See What I Did To Her! by johnnygan(m): 8:50pm On Dec 14, 2010
the brain of the poster of this topic is so narrow that its out-gutted with un-kempt grammar therapy that has escalated to a deterorated syndrome already affecting the vital part of the poster of this thread!
Romance / Re: Have U Been So Emotional Dat U Shed Tears ? by johnnygan(m): 8:44pm On Dec 14, 2010
I have been in that position before and I shed tears for her. But I'm so bloody sure it won't happen again cuz we broke up in the end. Love hurts
Romance / Re: Which Of The Couples Cheat The Most ,wife Or Husband? by johnnygan(m): 8:40pm On Dec 14, 2010
Girlfriends cheats more than their boys during courting.
But in marriage, the tables turn. Its the men that get their share of the game. Wikitalks 2020
Romance / Re: Should Marry Him To Help Him Get His Papers? by johnnygan(m): 8:04pm On Dec 14, 2010
If you don't do it, you don't have options. But if you do, here are the following options you may possibly get:
1. You face arrest when immigration gets an alarm. This is one of the reasons I love uk border, they'll arrest ya with you celebrating the matrimonial vows right in the church.

2. He may dump you after the marriage, afterall, he paid for it.

3. This game may not turn out to be a game afterall. If that's the case, he will demand his money back. Let's hope you'd still have it intact cuz if you spend a dime, you both will end up in jail.

4. You will bear the crosses of doing an illegal thing for the rest of your life as the love was not genuine at first.

5. You stand to lose yourself when things go sour.

6. You'll override his integrity cuz you'd feel you done him a favour.

7. He may remain your puppet for the rest of your lives(which is not good. When a man losses his character due to threats from his wife, anything can happen.)
Romance / Re: Guys Only Column . . Please Back Off Ladies! by johnnygan(m): 7:41pm On Dec 14, 2010
Boys wey de comment for here self, lol I'm sorry for you and ya fake tales
Romance / Re: My girlfriend flirts yet she wouldn't let me be. What do I do? by johnnygan(m): 3:32pm On Dec 13, 2010
I meant ****round****
Romance / Re: My girlfriend flirts yet she wouldn't let me be. What do I do? by johnnygan(m): 3:29pm On Dec 13, 2010
Okay Mr Johnny. Its unfortunate that you are being used lol.
It stinks to know that you go by the name Johnny cuz I believe every Johnny is a strong person when it comes to love. Pls follow your head not your heart. If you are calculative enough, you should know that what goes roung will eventually come back
Romance / Re: Would You Marry Someone Below Your Status?: Vote by johnnygan(m): 3:17pm On Dec 13, 2010
What's status gotta do with love heh?
Romance / Re: Oh Na Na: What Is My Name? by johnnygan(m): 3:14pm On Dec 13, 2010
It beats me though. But oops sorry what's the name again?
Computers / Re: Post Your Computer (PC) Troubles Here. by johnnygan(m): 6:13am On Dec 03, 2010
Will do that tomorrow
Computers / Re: Post Your Computer (PC) Troubles Here. by johnnygan(m): 6:41pm On Dec 02, 2010
My problem is hardware related. I'd appreciate if anyone can help me out with this.
Just recently, my power pack got burnt. I went for a replacement and it appears to be working with the hard disk and CD rom drives rolling. However, the problem is, my keyboard, mouse and VDU are not receiving electrical current from the system unit. This is because I didn't plug the auxilary power into the board. Immediately I plug the auxilary power on the motherboard, everypart of the system unit drops dead as if there is no current. When I unplug the auxilary which is mostly having an inscription on 12V writen on it, the system unit comes back alive with electrical current running all over it. But my VDU, mouse and keyboard won't benefit from the current flowing in the system unit! Help please
Romance / Re: Is It Possible To Be Pregnant After Abortion ? by johnnygan(m): 1:40am On Nov 17, 2010
Mad comments. We aint docs LOL
Romance / Re: Dis Girl Need A Boy Friend Urgently by johnnygan(m): 10:15pm On Nov 07, 2010
Lol, the advert too bam
Romance / Re: Dis Girl Need A Boy Friend Urgently by johnnygan(m): 9:00pm On Nov 07, 2010
I wonder
Romance / Re: Nairaland Who Is Your Nairaland Bf/gf by johnnygan(m): 11:05pm On Nov 05, 2010
No GF on NL yesterday. None today. Probably None tomorrow.
Romance / Re: How Many Times Have You Fallen In Love? by johnnygan(m): 10:58pm On Nov 05, 2010
Come to me for deliverance rather. Just once in bed will convince ya
Romance / Re: What Will You Do If You Catch Your Spouse Having Sex On Your Wedding Eve? by johnnygan(m): 10:55pm On Nov 05, 2010
Bad enough to see. Good enough to leave.
Romance / Re: I’ve Slept With 700 Women - AntonioCassano by johnnygan(m): 10:54pm On Nov 05, 2010
Oh dear, , Humm.
Romance / Re: d by johnnygan(m): 10:50pm On Nov 05, 2010
Its obvious to see that mobo is being mobbed my this ferocious mob. LoL. Mobo is now the hero of the day with a freak to his title. So sad to know this though. , . . Sighs, . , . .
Romance / Re: When Will Women Learn That They Can't Have Their Cakes And Eat It? by johnnygan(m): 11:50pm On Oct 31, 2010
lol i'm so sorry for nairaland
Education / Re: Most Kpako Girls Go To College Of Edu And Poly.private Unibabes Are The Richest by johnnygan(m): 11:41pm On Oct 31, 2010
Topic makes no sense.
Romance / Re: How To Find/get Ms. Right? by johnnygan(m): 11:37pm On Oct 31, 2010
All i know is. . . lol
Romance / Re: Why Do Girls On Facebook Hide Their Relationships? by johnnygan(m): 11:33pm On Oct 31, 2010
They just don't hide their relationships, they also hide their online identity, even their phone numbers Lol
Romance / Re: What Is The Most Important Thing In A Relationship? by johnnygan(m): 6:59pm On Oct 31, 2010
The most important thing in a relationship is understanding!
Romance / Re: Woman Is The Strength And The Weakness Of A Man?" Agree Or Disagree? by johnnygan(m): 6:57pm On Oct 31, 2010
If a man loses any battle whatsoever because of a woman, its not because the woman his is strength or weakness, Its cuz the man is naturally weak and vulnerable to attacks. however i do not dispute the fact that a woman can make or pull down the strength of men.
Romance / Re: I’ve Slept With 700 Women - AntonioCassano by johnnygan(m): 6:50pm On Oct 31, 2010
Slept with 700 women? I hope he got his figures right. If he does, then it was deliberate. Why did he stop at 700? He's so close to a thousand. He should have sounded of to the nearest thousand. I'm suprised he's not dead yet. For those 700 women he slept with means 700 solid years or more in hell depending on how many times he slept with each of them
Romance / Re: d by johnnygan(m): 6:44pm On Oct 31, 2010
Topic and body makes no sense. You cannot get up to 2000 missed calls in just one night and i can prove it theoritically and arithmetically. You can't have a black lady for a wife but you can have them in bed right? Who are you trying to deceive? Nairalanders aint that dumb to fall for this. Trust me, we can play along with you thou, it don't mean we trust your make-up stories
Romance / Re: What Habit(s) Have You Dropped For The Sake Of Love? by johnnygan(m): 6:36pm On Oct 31, 2010
Oh and ah, i also increased promiscuity
Romance / Re: What Habit(s) Have You Dropped For The Sake Of Love? by johnnygan(m): 6:35pm On Oct 31, 2010
I dropped sincerity

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