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Romance / Re: What Kind Of Woman/Man Will You Never Marry? by johnnygan(m): 5:13am On May 24, 2010
Interesting,
Computers / Coreldraw X4 Activation Code. Help! by johnnygan(m): 4:38pm On May 23, 2010
I've got a serial but it became blocked after 15days demanding for an activation code. Pls i really need an activation code
Romance / Re: Long Term Relationships by johnnygan(m): 4:19pm On May 23, 2010
Communication, miscelaneous activities, abstaining in any form due to reserved reasons, mis-understandings. . . The list goes on. How to re-kindle it. . . It depends but really takes both two to tangle. In fair openness i mean
Romance / Re: I Gave Birth To A Baby For My Boss In My Hubby’s House by johnnygan(m): 4:11pm On May 23, 2010
I'm so sorry for this lady. This is a sad story. I advice her to withdraw from the marriage after compulsory DNA TESTS confirms this story POSITIVE. Failure to do this, her young marriage would be a scenery filled with bloody-romance and horror.
Romance / Re: What Kind Of Woman/Man Will You Never Marry? by johnnygan(m): 3:43pm On May 23, 2010
I'll neva ever marry an slowpoke
Romance / Re: So Nland Still Av Handsome Guys! Na Wa Oooo. by johnnygan(m): 11:15am On May 14, 2010
I'm stunned at this folly up here. Eh! So N'land girls are turning around heh. Is this thread a mockery to the N'land guys?
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: 100% Sugar Mummy by johnnygan(m): 3:02pm On Apr 25, 2010
Oopss, I wanna be forever young, LOLx
Romance / Re: 4 Da Ladies,if Ur Boy Friend Slaps U Whats Ur Best Reaction? by johnnygan(m): 2:58am On Apr 22, 2010
If i were the girl's elder brother, I'll commend her for what she did. Then she'll lead me back to you. When i see you, i go start my own. Man-to-Man. After beating you silly, i go dig your head inside one drum of water. I'll warn ya to neva eva lay a finger on my sis again cuz if u do, I'll lay your a.s.s out
Romance / Re: Wow I'm In Love And Far Away! by johnnygan(m): 2:47am On Apr 22, 2010
Thats brave, for you to fall in love with your heartrob so far away from ya. Its good to practice long distances, however only 30% works out fine. I'm not discouraging you thou. Just hoping that yours would be successful. Since i ain't dumb, i have every reason to suspect that you are an african @europegirl. The only way you could prove me wrong is by re-phrasing your post. Mind if we set it on?
Romance / Re: Saying It by johnnygan(m): 2:37am On Apr 22, 2010
@iice i haven't heard the "L"word from you yet. I'm waitin, LOLx
Romance / Re: I Can Explain! by johnnygan(m): 2:24am On Apr 22, 2010
If i was the one, i'd give explanations for everything. But I'll emphasize on explaining what might just happen after the act LOL, really i don't have to exclude the action, ahhhhhhh, I'm sure my partner would enjoy my super-story
Culture / Re: ( Video ) Two African Men Fighting On The Bus by johnnygan(m): 2:20am On Apr 22, 2010
LOL, Johnny Bravoes
Romance / Re: I Can Explain! by johnnygan(m): 2:16am On Apr 22, 2010
They might wanna explain how they got started, till when they got caught
Romance / Re: What Do You Think Of Nairaland Girls? by johnnygan(m): 2:11am On Apr 22, 2010
We all know that 1naira can never be equal to 1british pound nor 1american dollar. So i'm comparin these ladies with the naira value. They are trying to increase the value at the moment and i commend that. Punch-line is, their value is still low. In summary, most of them are arrogant, snubs, ill-spoken, bogus, self-centered, insultive and de-generates. However, only a few of 'em are exceptionally pretty and well-behaved.
Forum Games / Re: 1 Or 2 by johnnygan(m): 8:56am On Feb 23, 2010
@poster
you asked a lovely question. But you see, life may hold the answer under time. I might not be able to give you an answer but time would. All i can do is give you a clue.
So its gotta be 2010 and 2011 for the definate answer
Romance / Re: I Hate My Ex-Boyfriend by johnnygan(m): 8:48am On Feb 23, 2010
@topic, way back in high school, my teacher taught us the law of diminishing returns in economics. U see na economics we call am but in life, i think the law is affecting you. Beta wake up and stop beefin, get it over with cuz ya done
Romance / Re: My Gurl Was Three Months Pregnant 4 Her Prophet! by johnnygan(m): 3:32pm On Feb 16, 2010
See everybody is analysing anatomy heh. Doctors in the house.
Romance / Re: My Ex Wants Me To Add Him On Facebook by johnnygan(m): 3:15pm On Feb 16, 2010
No big deal dear. Just add him. Whats da point? U still gonna come across him whether u like it or not.
Romance / Re: My Ex Wants Me To Add Him On Facebook by johnnygan(m): 3:07pm On Feb 16, 2010
Add him and be his second wife. I mean online wif. . . Oh hell what i'm i saying
Romance / Re: Share Ur Val Experience by johnnygan(m): 3:02pm On Feb 16, 2010
Ah, Some Naija girls could be useless LOL
Culture / Re: Ijebu Girls Are The Best Wife Material by johnnygan(m): 12:05pm On Feb 16, 2010
So this topic still exists
Romance / Re: Share Ur Val Experience by johnnygan(m): 11:52am On Feb 16, 2010
Well my val was terrible and it started from bad to worse and stopped at the worst.
Y'all might be wondering why it is so I'll try to share the experience.
I used that term cuz i couldn't get a val date and thats my 3rd consecutive val i had to spend alone ever since i got heart-broken. I tried not to think about it so i woke up to do nothing but search for a date. Well let me forward my story-line to the pm. I entered a bar parlour at exactly 7pm when i lost hope of getting a date. So i requested for several bottles of star and i got drunk. Geez wat a way to end the val. I spent several hrs reminiscing wit the bottles and sharing my sober experience. I guess the star-bottles understood me. I got back to my apartment at 12 midnight on the dot.
So thats ma val! Heh!
TV/Movies / Re: Project Fame West Africa Season 2 by johnnygan(m): 9:25am On Feb 13, 2010
Oh yes there is news for you dude. Go back to sleep. We'll wake ya when season3 starts.
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Birth Day Match Maker For Pple Born On May. by johnnygan(m): 8:54am On Feb 13, 2010
6th of may is mine.
Check out my profile for more details
Romance / Re: What Would You Do If a girl you dont like Hits On You ?? by johnnygan(m): 2:50am On Jan 23, 2010
Let me tell you what i'd do @topic, 'RUN!!!'
Romance / Re: Angry Black Woman - Fact Or Myth? by johnnygan(m): 8:34am On Jan 11, 2010
Dat title almost made me puke. Who made you a chief on nairaland?
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Wife by johnnygan(m): 8:30am On Jan 11, 2010
@poster nor worry. Any lady that replies negatively to your post is obviously trippin, I hope say you understand my english sha?
Romance / Re: Angry Black Woman - Fact Or Myth? by johnnygan(m): 8:22am On Jan 11, 2010
LOL, na wa Oh, Na vampire bites?
Romance / Re: Have You Ever Been Unlucky In Love? by johnnygan(m): 8:19am On Jan 11, 2010
LOL, we need more sincere folks like u oga puskin

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