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@topic if my so called partner don't show up, i go kill am, then put her mama for her place, don't do the same sha. Move on with ya life instead. . .after fainting

@flgator u nor do lexis and structure for school? _how up = s for missin leta

So what if an angel falls huh? Kinni big deal?

Arsh shi.t , does too much of sex cuz s-marks again?

Too much patronage for this topic. Its a fact

Whats great?

Ofcuz a problem shared is a problem solved rofl

Umm really?

@topic i should understand this topic but, unfortunately i don't. Maybe cuz i just can't pick a name

Geez

@first-poster what you are trying to express is very hard but if u know wale adenuga, its gonna be easy, so just look for him at pefti. You could make a star at super story tv.
Comprehend?

I don't know Oh, So much wahala over this issue

Unfortunately, I've been heartbroken for 2yrs now and the wounds hasn't healed. I wonder when e go stop

@topic, i won't disagree with your pastor but you gotta agree to this.
Sequel to yo story, my girlfriend's pastor told her mum that i'd be the only husband ordained by God for her daughter. Her mother warned her not to divulge any of the infos to me but the girl ignored the warning and told me out of love. Later, her mother called me secretly and confirmed the same. To but long stories short. . .Our friendship has ended on a very despiteful note. And we r departed for life, Thats pastors' influence for u.

Hohoho, Shi.t someone was gonna say the crack-i-est Nigga out here. Fuc.k what cheap rhymes r you talkin yo? You just ain't worth it baby. Sorries!

Johnnygan/23/m/Lagos-Ota/single/5.8ft/dark-chocolate/working-class/jovial/caring/slim

@poster ever wondered why dem de call chelsea the agbero club? Its cuz of the fun, excitement and the heat that chelsea has got to offer. Its got top african players that nigerian ladies would die for (even if they r gonna deny it).
If a girl supports other clubs like man-u, liverpool, barca, etc. . .go and check, statistics say that they support other clubs cuz of their bfs.
They all know it deep down in their heart that they'd sex chelsea if given the chance. The moment their bf disappears, u gonna hear. . . Up chelsea, blues for life!!!

All these witches and wizards of nairaland won't leave the poor poster alone.
@poster i'm baffled cuz you didn't specify the junction the angel resides. Is it in Heaven or Hell? Which of the angels do you want. I advise you not to take any from earth Oh, cuz they are all half-breeds. And these half-bloods are loosers, don't you think?

**, lets get started

Hell yeah, ! Its obvious that both parties 're gonna celebrate matrimonial rites eventually, whether they like it or not

@angel sorry oh. It coulda been possible that yo boy freakedout when he came across that. . .you know.
Pls ask him what kinda charm the bit.ch used on him, maybe we could start solving the problem from there heh. LOL

@topic, if i was that guy, i'd keep away from my 27yr old un-qualified teaching gf for 12months. I'll just travel very far off and change my phone lines. On the 13th month, I'll return to her and demand for my baby. If she committed abortion, she'll pay thru her anus again. But if my baby is alive, i'd claim the responsibility instanta. The boy must then understand that a father's responsibility is not a joke. If he had been making cash 5hrs of everyday, he'd have to increase his working capacity to 10hrs to take care of his older wife and sweet child. LOL. Sweet dreams

@topic you got point.

I wanna respond to the topic now. Will respond to body later, If u started the date over phone, call it quits over phone. If you started the date live and direct, omo just break it up live and direct.
If She's meant for you, she'd come back knocking your door down. You can only open, i.e if you truly want her back.
Did i say I'll comment on the subject's body later? No long thing jooooh!

@myne white
no mind the useless felonist. He's acting to childish thinkin he wished.
Omode n se egbon yen.
I just wished he knew me well cuz i'm too destructive to be checked.
I don't even need to bother myself over the slowpoke.

Enn, don't play dumb wit me LOL

@fl gator
guy u de hot Oh. . .take am easy . . .LOL. I mean before sumbody collapses

Na wah

@hariki
i'mma answer you wit 6 dumb questions.
Did i tell you i got an identity crisis?
Must you start a dumb topic in response to your stupid idea of a feminist?
Must you go mad each time a woman is mentioned?
Are you having a relapse?
Ever been charged for felony?
Must you even give a Damn bout my questions if they all dumb?

@topic, der ris no need to squabble o'er dis topic but i got a personal question for Ya. . . Have you got a complexity problem?