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Celebrities / Re: Actress Nkechi Blessing Imitates New Naira Notes In New Picture by Johnseli(m): 5:32am On Nov 27, 2022
Dalil8:
This bitch looks like a tranny.

Too masculine. Yuck.



Your mama or any of your sisters fine pass am? Ozuor!
Politics / Re: Lagos State LP Governorship Candidate, Rhodes Meets With Bode George by Johnseli(m): 6:26pm On Nov 22, 2022
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Politics / Re: Photos From Goodluck Jonathan's 65th Birthday Celebration by Johnseli(m): 7:21pm On Nov 21, 2022
Meet Goodluck Jonathan, a clueless weakling who married a gorilla.

This man has no bold and fearless traits of Niger Delta in him.

Happy birthday to him though.



Kindly show us your mum's picture so that we can ascertain if she's as beautiful our dear Mama Peace.
Ozuooo!!!
Celebrities / Re: RMD Finally Meets His Internet Twin, Nebs Jay And Daughter. by Johnseli(m): 11:00am On Sep 26, 2022
Johnseli:
Wow, I go meet my own twin someday.

Meanwhile if you want to learn software development via zoom. Kindly text YES to-8069239648

We'll teach you software development even if you are a complete novice. Some of our previous students are already in Canada and UK.

You are still in Nigeria?. Is Canada and UK not suitable for you ?
Celebrities / Re: RMD Finally Meets His Internet Twin, Nebs Jay And Daughter. by Johnseli(m): 10:59am On Sep 26, 2022
Wow, I go meet my own twin someday.

Meanwhile if you want to learn software development via zoom. Kindly text YES to-8069239648

We'll teach you software development even if you are a complete novice. Some of our previous students are already in Canada and UK.

Go and teach it to your Siblings so that they too can move to Canada or UK
Family / Re: Woman Dies In An Accident While Chasing Cheating Husband In Calabar by Johnseli(m): 10:43pm On Sep 18, 2022
[quote author=Declanex post=116795593]Do you know whether she was also doing same thing when she never marry?


That's was before marriage. No man has a complete authority over a girl that he's yet to get married to.
Family / Re: Woman Dies In An Accident While Chasing Cheating Husband In Calabar by Johnseli(m): 10:37pm On Sep 18, 2022
[quote author=HeRulesMen post=116790328]I feel sad for both the woman and the entire family involved. That was a very avoidable death.

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Go get a Job. There is a report of a dead woman and here you are begging for arms.�
If it was your mum or sisters or even your relatives who died. Would you have had the courage to be begging for urgent 3k?
Crime / Re: Armed Robbers Attack First Bank And Zenith Bank Branches In Kogi (Pics, Video) by Johnseli(m): 8:10am On Sep 07, 2022
[quote author=OyeofIkoTuN post=116420056]hmmm

Fulanis will just come to yorubaland KOGI and be operating like small gods.

If dem leave Igboho for una,aswear to God...

aboki shebi Una feel the man heat small abi..

you don't like western education but you love dollars..na una full Bureau de change

Nothing spoil

How Kogi take be Yoruba Land?. Are the Igalas and the Ibiras Yorubas?
Politics / Re: Jonathan, Oshiomhole, Ezekwesili, Others Extol Capt Hosa As Children Launch NGO by Johnseli(m): 1:20am On Aug 15, 2022
gboyetade:
Cool. Who is the second monarch?

Dein of Agbor Kingdom. Obi Ki Agbor Eku Ezi 1 of Agbor Kingdom.
He's the youngest crown king in the world. He was crowned when he was barely two and half years old.
Politics / Re: Portable Storms Osogbo For Oyetola (Photos) by Johnseli(m): 7:18pm On Jul 14, 2022
[quote author=sarrki post=114728922]Zaazuh crooner, Portable Omoolalomi storms Osogbo, state capital of Osun to Solicit votes for Governor Adegboyega Oyetola re-election bid.

This boy nor get sense. I swear

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Politics / Re: 2023: Atiku’s Rejection Of Wike Tears PDP Apart by Johnseli(m): 9:19pm On Jul 02, 2022
You are a very big fool to call the Aniomas betrayal. May God in his anger punish you and your generation
Celebrities / Re: Kemi Olunloyo Advises 2baba And Annie Idibia On Raising 13-yr-old Isabella by Johnseli(m): 1:47pm On Apr 23, 2022
This is the first time this woman said something reasonable to me. I'm really impressed by her candid word of advice...

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Family / Re: Should I Report A Cheating Husband To His Wife? by Johnseli(m): 12:56am On Apr 17, 2022
[quote author=MadamVanessa post=111961316] shocked


You don't even know if the wife knew the husband is a chronic cheater, so you going to report him is a waste of time. So mind your business.

The best you can do is, if you are a guy, you can lure the wife to have sex with you so that she can cheat on him too , if you're a lady, you can arrange a young hansom guy to knack the woman. I have been doing it to other ladies that I found out their husbands is cheating on them, at the end they're always appreciative.
God in his infinite anger will punish you and I pray that Karma will catch up with you soon.
Politics / Re: Is El-Rufai And Atiku Bagudu Sending A Cryptic Message By Endorsing Tinubu? by Johnseli(m): 8:12pm On Apr 11, 2022
justice2010:
I am not saying tinubu is not a good politician but he was a tool used by the Nigerian retired generals the real cabals to regain power when jonathan had broken loose from his dog chain. Obasanjo dismantled pdp from within with his key allies decamping to apc where his fellow retired general buhari and former head of state was waiting to be the next civilian president. Why i know that corruption is a major problem in our society these retired generals are the reason Nigeria will forever go backwards because they will do anything to stay relevant as not to lose their riches or be put in jail. See as all the presidential aspirants have to run to them to seek their approval. We have so far enjoyed 23 years of civilian rule since 1999 but 15 years out of it has been 2 retired generals obj and buhari, while yaradua the younger brother of another general and defacto number to obj was also president until his untimely death. Even though jonathan has no military associations he was made vice president because he was chosen by obj and after yaradua's death he became president in line with the constitution. Osinbajo has no political will and he will be caged like a local dog. A pastor who claims to be a man of God and could not even lead his people to grace as the number 2 citizen of this country. He is more scared of the cabal than using his so called calling to God to put this country on the right path. Nigeria is not the UK, US, Germany or France and the only two people that have the political will to rule and face the true cabals is Tinubu or Atiku the rest will be yes men put by them. Use one of them as president and add a young vp who can learn what is needed to reposition the most populace black nation.

Well said.
Politics / Re: Governor Soludo Visits Chief Willie Obiano And Ebele Obiano (Photos) by Johnseli(m): 8:26pm On Apr 08, 2022
Your entire generation no go fit achieve wetin him don achieve with his Igboticness.
Idiot...

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Family / Re: Help! My Wife Says She Doesn't Love Me Again & No More Sex From Her.... by Johnseli(m): 3:54pm On Mar 26, 2022
Bro, I perfectly understand your pains and all that. But I must say that you are the architect of your problem. From the very beginning you saw the red flag and yet you went ahead with the marriage.
My father used to tell us that the greatest mistake any man can make in life is a mistake in marriage.
Well, for me I think this is the right time you should correct your wrong by filing for a divorce.

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Politics / Re: CPC Bloc Dumps Abdulahi For APC Chairmanship Position by Johnseli(m): 6:18am On Mar 23, 2022
Politics / Re: Senator Enyinnaya Abaribe To Contest For Abia Gubernatorial Election by Johnseli(m): 6:16am On Mar 23, 2022
kcmichael:
Senator Enyi Abaribe picks PDP Gubernatorial nomination form for Abia State.

"I will be governor to all Abians" he said.


This is a welcome development. I have always look forward to seeing person's such as Abaribe govern a state.
Good luck to him

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Politics / Re: Soludo’s Inauguration Slap: Bianca Did What Ojukwu Taught Her In 1995 - Omokri by Johnseli(m): 6:07am On Mar 23, 2022

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Religion / Re: Cape Town Drenched In Purple In Memory Of Archbishop Desmond Tutu by Johnseli(m): 7:27am On Dec 31, 2021
Righteousness2:
Yes! He was great man on earth,
Yes! He was known all over the World
Yes! He was a Friend to many,

But Listen! If the arch bishop did not Genuiely Repent and ask GOD for Forgiveness for leading people astray on the Abomination of Homosexuality, Gay, lesbians, etc, all these things and Noise being made are a complete waste. It is straight to Hell Fire!

I Personally saw a write up from him about not wanting to serve a GOD that is against Homosexuality or something like that.

It is really unfortunate, because that is the Same GOD , he has gone to Meet.

Listen! Let Humans Fear GOD, Obey HIS Word and quit trying to Please mere men.
GOD is not moved by titles, Positions, Praises or accolades of men.
What moves GOD is HIS Word. HE Honors HIS Word more than HIS Name.

It is Better to be Hated and Despised on Earth for your Brutal stand for GOD, Holiness and Righteousness , than to Compromise your faith and be loved & Hailed on Earth , only to open your eyes in Hell!

GOD ALMIGHTY remains GOD irrespective of what anyone says or thinks.
HE is the I AM THAT I AM. The ANCIENT OF THE DAYS. THE UNCHANGEABLE GOD.

It is a Fearful thing to Fall into HIS Hands.


Desmond Tutu's support for homesexuality was borne of the fact that one of his biological daughter came out openly as a lesbian. She's married to one white lesbian whose name I have forgotten. As such, he was left with no choice but to support them.
Truth be told; Arc Bishop Desmond Tutu's open support for homosexuality and Lesbianism amongst other is despicable

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Food / Re: Antelope Killed In My Location In Delta State by Johnseli(m): 7:14am On Dec 31, 2021
StylesX:
Na better meat be this, I look forward to the day I'll taste this, I've never had the opportunity to sample it before, I bet it tastes like goat meat.

Antelope is not sweet at all.... The best meat is Grass hopper. Taste that and you will thank me later.
Education / Re: Hilarious Note A Student Left For Her Roommate Fond Of Eating Her Food (pix) by Johnseli(m): 10:06am On Nov 24, 2021
You are the one being Tribalistic here. Why must you give an ethnic connotation to this harmless post ?
Politics / Re: ACM AMOS SOBOSU: Burial Poster Of 22-Year-Old Nigerian Soldier Killed by Johnseli(m): 2:28pm On Sep 18, 2021
Does that really mean that your father and your mother has died a wasteful death ? Because they obviously did not die for the Nigerian cause....
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: What’s Your Experience Working In A Company Owned By A Pastor? by Johnseli(m): 11:08am On May 25, 2021
katlynf73:
@OP What’s Your Experience Working In A Company Owned By An Imam? or Alfa. Very irrelevant title

God bless you plenty brotherly
Crime / Re: Four Suspected Yahoo Boys Arrested In Benue (Pictures) by Johnseli(m): 11:04am On May 25, 2021
blinking001:
They should be made to face the full wrath of the law. These Yahoo touts are like our politicians, they've succeeded in destroying our nation, they've tarnished the image of our darling nation all becuse of their greed and taste for material wealth. They shall never know peace. Amen.


Na Poverty go kill you and your entire generation. See as you dey talk like say if them give you public office say you nor go thief.
Na People like you dey do the worst.
Religion / Re: Pope Francis Visits Iraqi Christians Who Suffered Under IS (Photos) by Johnseli(m): 10:28am On Mar 07, 2021
cheango:
ANY COUNTRY OR COMMUNITY THAT HAS SO MUCH MUSLIMS SHALL NEVER HAVE PEACE
Is that the sole reason why Nigeria our dearly beloved country is devoid of Peace?
Politics / Re: Lucky Irabor Becomes Four-star General As Buhari Promotes Service Chiefs by Johnseli(m): 8:27pm On Mar 05, 2021
gidgiddy:


Not because he is from Delta state, it is not state that determines tribe, it is surname. No Igbo man has "Irabor" as surname. Irabor is an Edo man with an Edo surname and he comes from Agbor, that has border with Edo state as well as an Edo minority

Some times you Igbo's are shallow minded. Yes!, He's from Agbor in Delta State and of course we share boundaries with the Edo's. But, that does not in any way make him less Igbo in anyway or form.
Your argument was because his saw name is Irabor as such, he's not qualify to be called Igbo.
But let me ask you a question. What tribe would you classify Ifeanyi Okowa the Executive Governor of Delta State as well as Jim Ovia and Godwin Emefiele and of course Nduka Obagbeina and Sunday Oliseh because they are from Agbor.

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Politics / Re: Top 10 Nigerian Politicians Who Want To Be President In 2023 by Johnseli(m): 8:48am On Mar 04, 2021
yinkus6750:
As citizens, they are all eligible to contest.
Left for the parties to decide if they qualified.
And the electorate to decide if they competent.
Let our votes count.
And let the process and election be free and fair.

Since when has Nigeria stared voting Competency.
Romance / Re: Girlfriend Smashes Cheating Boyfriend's New Iphone 12, Plasma TV (photos) by Johnseli(m): 8:36pm On Feb 24, 2021
Na Ashawo you dey Bleep. No wonder your life is bleeped up.
slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Isoright ..imagine...pusyy asss niggarrrz everywhere!
No bitch can try this shit with me .....because first of all I don't do love and relationship.....so no vagina person will think he owns me......love and relationship are for pussy asss niggarrrz
We real niggarrrrs don't do relationship, emotions and love....we don't belong to a particular woman...we belongs to everybody and we belong to nobody
We real niggarrrrs swim shaperly and move on...

We don't give a fuckkkkk if the swimming pool have never been used
We don't give a fuckkk who have been swimming before we started swimming
We don't give a fuckkkkk who will swim after we are done swimming our own
And we don't give a fuckkkkk who is even swimming with us as we are swimming
We just swim our own sharpely and move on to the next babe
Career / Re: Why Do Morticians Knock At Door Before Entering The Mortuary? Scary Experiences by Johnseli(m): 8:25pm On Feb 24, 2021
engrchykae:
Some guys came to buy moi moi (the one in peak milk can),paid the seller and while they were leaving they told the woman to come around this side and collect her tins.
When the woman finished selling,she was short on time,she now remembered that some guys told her to come around for her tins,she now found the tins on the door of the morgue,she parked her tins,she saw the chief mortician and narrated her story,the mortician asked her if she can recognise the guys,she affirmed ,the mortician opened the door and let her in,she saw the three guys lying on the floor with fragments of moi moi on their shirts.
Her head swelled up.
Life is bigger than what we can see
This na big lie Sha

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Politics / Re: Zulum Gives N13.9m And Car To A Doctor For Staying In Monguno Despite Insecurity by Johnseli(m): 2:51pm On Feb 14, 2021
EmptyGarden:
Deserving.
But Zulum for just make am N14m.

I swear....
Politics / Re: Major Reorganisation Looms In Armed Forces by Johnseli(m): 9:22am On Jan 29, 2021
Islie:
GOCs, FOCs, AOCs, Generals, others to be affected



https://www.newtelegraphng.com/major-reorganisation-looms-in-armed-forces/

It's a welcome development. At least, it will give room for the would be promoted and or appointed officers to showcase their talents in the areas of combating terrorism.

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