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Jokes Etc / Re: Please, What's This Man's Problem [PHOTO] by Johnsmartinyang(m): 7:43pm On Jul 21, 2015
cheekilicious:
Olodogringringrin
Bros it's not funny oo e fit be say na shit hold dat guy to ransom like dat ooo he needs help ooo
Politics / Re: Jimi Agbaje Cries On Live TV (Photo) by Johnsmartinyang(m): 4:33pm On Jul 21, 2015
seunmsg:
Good to see that he's helping the less privilege. Very commendable feat. He should put more effort and resources into helping more people instead of perpetually running to become Lagos state governor every election year.
....u for don tell buhari same thin a year ago....
Politics / Re: Buhari's Gaffe VS Obama's "mistake" by Johnsmartinyang(m): 4:14pm On Jul 21, 2015
firstEVA:
No objective person will make a mountain out of 'west germany', that has been the handiwork of pained Jonathan supporters, everyone is prone to mistakes, when an accidental slip is made like our dear president makes sometimes, and people take it like his administration is failed, it is quite laughable and unfortunate.

PMB, true Nigerians are behind you and believe you will succeed, if you like call America, North London grin
Correct my bros but if nah GEJ made d west Germany mistake he can legitimately be christened CLUELEES by ur team mates abi?......just a thought sha
Politics / Re: Unconfirmed: Former Cso To President Jonathan,dies In Sss Custody by Johnsmartinyang(m): 9:52am On Jul 21, 2015
johnkay1:
center of hell is reserved for him
And which part will be reserved for Thief-nubu..Atiku....jery Useni...el rufai...Rtd Dogoyaro....? pls tell us
Jokes Etc / Re: Funny!! See What Don Jazzy Posted On Instagram by Johnsmartinyang(m): 11:28pm On Jul 20, 2015
flodiosc:

[img]http://1.bp..com/-FyHfHUFU1WY/Va1wQJ3TmMI/AAAAAAAAC7I/c1VFSMEf5Sk/s1600/dw.png[/img]
Rob aboniki on ur joystick before penetrating no pregnancy guaranteed
Politics / Re: Hilarious ! Caption This Photo Of Buhari And Obama by Johnsmartinyang(m): 11:20pm On Jul 20, 2015
[quote author=Taylor86 post=36092530] buhari be like

if i call u Barack Osama naa

wetin u go do
[/quote
Buhari be like...na u no gree tinubu and atiku sleep well...God dey see u
Politics / Re: Pictures Of Governor Okorocha In Washington With Obama And Others by Johnsmartinyang(m): 11:12pm On Jul 20, 2015
ujoatu:
Greeting President Obama while President Buhari watches
Pls can someone tell me why una no include Thief-nubu and Atiku for the delegates it's not fair ooooo ojuyobo go cry ooo
Politics / Re: Pictures Of Governor Okorocha In Washington With Obama And Others by Johnsmartinyang(m): 11:07pm On Jul 20, 2015
Lawalsuleiman:
Taking Nigeria to greater heights... I still believe in Change, what about you?!
By licking asses?
Sports / Re: Lionel Messi Gets A Drive From President Of Gabon (Photos) by Johnsmartinyang(m): 7:08pm On Jul 20, 2015
permsec:
Baba Thiago! very soon we go rest for U and Ronaldo.
U go wait at least anoda 10 yrs

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Sports / Re: Lionel Messi Gets A Drive From President Of Gabon (Photos) by Johnsmartinyang(m): 7:07pm On Jul 20, 2015
permsec:
Baba Thiago! very soon we go rest for U and Ronaldo.
Travel / Re: PHOTOS: Train Derails In Kaduna by Johnsmartinyang(m): 7:04pm On Jul 20, 2015
olapluto:
GEJ scam trains. Nigeria dodged a big missile in not voting in that scam called GEJ. Is this his so-called railway transformation?
Am sure these are the Air conditioned trains Reno Omokri gets orga.sm about.
Enemies of progress which keke u buy for ur village pple well if ur are enlightened u for don hear of train derails in inidia Japan etc.....see ur mouth
Family / Re: Boy, 10, Girl, 8, Caught Having Carnal Knowledge by Johnsmartinyang(m): 11:20am On Jul 20, 2015
Blessinzy:
whats going on now? children having canal knowledge has dominated every where. is the world coming to an end?
No its d begining of the end...dats what happend wen kids sleep in same room with parents and u knw nah papa must collect at night and d kids will listen and subsequently follow dad n mum footsteps......hmmmm in our days na dauda d sexy guy we dey see bleeping....

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Science/Technology / Re: See What A Man In Aba Made Using "I Pass My Neighbour Generator by Johnsmartinyang(m): 11:56am On Jul 19, 2015
CreekReporter:


stop this childish yarn abeg.
there was a similar thread yesterday about a Lamborghini made by a Hausa man in Kaduna and I did not see people shouting Hausas are the most creative people and all that stuff.

so please shut it. or better still you can say Nigerians are creative.

.......MI said bad belle bad belle bad belle
Politics / Re: Muhammadu Buhari’s United States Visit Will Cost Nigeria, N2.2billion. by Johnsmartinyang(m): 8:59am On Jul 19, 2015
[quote author=matthew41 post=36025466]This newspaper companies and their lies sha.. [/quote
Unam na now u go knw say newspaper peeps dey lie abi...double standards folks
Politics / Re: Muhammadu Buhari’s United States Visit Will Cost Nigeria, N2.2billion. by Johnsmartinyang(m): 8:53am On Jul 19, 2015
Judeoxide:
Change is here at last..make this ship called Nigeria no sink oh...abi the visit go change the value of naira?? This to me is another madness
Why Tinubu and atiku no join dem no born dem well to step foot on US soil...if na GREAT GEJ do these them for don carry placards all over the country..APC double standards folks double enged swords.......nigeria we hail thee

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Politics / Re: I Cannot Take Credit For The Revival Of The Refineries - President Buhari by Johnsmartinyang(m): 11:18pm On Jul 18, 2015
huangcheng:


LOL please don't make me laugh. I thought you guys said it was the fear of Buhari that fixed the refineries.
Don't mind dem two mouthed swords. They said it's Sai baba Sai baba the man don come teach dem now how not to tell lies.....

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Politics / Re: John Godson,Nigerian-Born Polish Legislator Visits His Hometown (Pics) by Johnsmartinyang(m): 9:18pm On Jul 16, 2015
2fine2fast:
Where is his hometown?
..why ask? Hope u ain't planning what I'm thinking?..kidnapping?ahahahah no mind me jare
Romance / Re: Hilarious Response A Girl Gave Her Ex BF by Johnsmartinyang(m): 10:01am On Jul 16, 2015
Bilabong:
I am sure you are the small mboro
Ufan d guy may end up being the ukom we may never know the gals mind sha....adodie?
Politics / Re: Letter From Anyim Pius Anyim To Jonathan, Former President by Johnsmartinyang(m): 8:57am On Jul 15, 2015
StOla:
More like "your stupidity is contagious".

An epidemic dunce.

Thank God we contained it.
Just went thru ur profile I saw nothing there it shows u re a nobody a ass licking stooge trying being positive in life don't hide show ur pixs let's see he clueful u look. Ebot
Politics / Re: Oshiomhole Suffering From Numerical Diarrhea, Says Okonjo-iweala by Johnsmartinyang(m): 12:42pm On Jul 14, 2015
Tundenoni:
Hope you won't say the judge is suffering from numerical Ebola when he/she sentence to 94years imprisonment with a very strong labour .?
...ITK I too know....ur herbalist don already tell u the outcome of the court case when no one has even been arrested...go tell oshomoile to publish the records he has let's seeokonjo don publish one so far showing how an excellency can lie instate of them govs especially osho baba to look inwards and generate income na ECA oil money all their eye dey chook for tell am to buy enuff viagra dat coastal babe wey him marry will attempt to kill him before he's ripe old age on the bed oo....unam pple
Politics / Re: Former Pres. Goodluck Jonathan Spotted At Bank In Abuja (photo) by Johnsmartinyang(m): 8:13am On Jul 14, 2015
BIGERBOY1:
This guy should leave Abuja ASAP. Is there no FBN in otueke? All former heads of states/presidents return to their states or graves (as the case may be) and leave the he centre to the incumbent after their terms. But it seems GEJ can't stand the ND or his people after tasting Abuja .
When u bin fail jss3 did u leave the school or when u bin get carryover you comot for school well na cowards they always change schools or location...just saying things as it is sha if the cap fit where it and reply

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Politics / Re: In Response To "Things We Have Noticed Since PMB Assumed Power" by Johnsmartinyang(m): 5:18pm On Jul 12, 2015
kheart:
President of wailing Tanoids we don hear u. We d progressives re always generous, free handkercheif for u guys.
Better put pride aside when being taught the truth in life..........the truth is always bitter but manage swallow am

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Politics / Re: Things We Have Noticed Since PMB Assumed Power - Must Read by Johnsmartinyang(m): 2:37pm On Jul 12, 2015
fulanimafia:
I am sure we did the right thing to vote Buhari to fix this country, and we are gradually being vindicated.

The enemy will always want you to focus on your challenges, instead of counting your blessings.


Yes bro, if you take out bias and irrational dislike for PMB, you will see this country will definitely be better under him. All these in a month without his ministers, there are good times ahead.
U forgot the intensified BH action movies? Partiality in appointment? Fightings in APC and lastly Tinubu long face
Romance / Re: How I Caught My Girl Yesterday. by Johnsmartinyang(m): 11:56am On Jul 11, 2015
Otunba6:


Pride as in? i dont even understand you, do you read my post at all?
It's not pride jare no mind dat guy...its hard eraned disappointment...give her the fone..tell her what u saw in detail....from her answer ull know what action to take....its not easy loving someone...this is just the one u caught what abt the ones u never knew? God save us...end time bhavior
Politics / Re: Why I regret campaigning for Change- Opinion by Johnsmartinyang(m): 12:47pm On Jul 10, 2015
DaBullIT:


Do not forget that the problems did not start when the change movement began, the problem started and continued to grow as a result of greed, power and impunity by the Tanoid Government since 1999 , Buhari has not spent a year, so i think you may be regretting too soon
How good was it before 1999? Pls stop the party and hate campaign we need a total reawakening in thinking etc......
Politics / Re: Pictures Of Boko Haram Bomb Masterminds Arrested By The DSS by Johnsmartinyang(m): 2:07pm On Jul 09, 2015
9jii:
Now this is the Real war against Terrorism.
Unlike separatists gov.that wanted to use it and win election. But God catch and cast em.

Please DSS press their ballz with charcoal iron
Real war indeed....Army sorry DSS arraignment nii....this captured ones are the ones to be sent to the east to perfect their plans.....their fooling us
Politics / Re: Fear In Rivers Over Alleged Transfer Of Boko Haram Detainees To P-harcourt by Johnsmartinyang(m): 8:57am On Jul 09, 2015
mormoni:
Weda south oo, abi north ooo. Na still Nigeria. Baaba keep transferring them
Unam

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