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Romance / Re: The WOOING CHALLENGE 2015 Selection Thread[female Edition] by Johnsmartinyang(m): 6:04pm On Mar 19, 2015
naijaboiy:
There are so many young and handsome Nairaland men that can be wooed.

Here is a list of some which you can pick from.

Ryabcool
D1ck
Lagunna1
Blackett
Gflat
Kulboy
Djeezy
Valmunich
Logicalmind
Kinglekan
Cutehector
Cupidhero
Darkrebel666
Jacksparrow
Joseph1832
PhlamesG
Iceberylin
Zicoraads
Laykorn
Francistony
Kingtom
Orijin101
Alberto2k
Akinsadeez
Kilokeys
Agapecharis
Godvilla
Cokacoola
Johnnie
Amefrica
Chrisviral
Acekidc4
Davep
Logodwhiz

and so many more... cool

Romance / Re: Ladies: Can You Marry A Man Who Is Currently Earning N50,000 Monthly As Salary? by Johnsmartinyang(m): 4:05pm On Mar 19, 2015
EggovinMma:
God forbid!
50k salary inside marriage. Na before ooo.But now, I REJECT EVERY SPIRIT OF POVERTY IN MY LIFE.My bible tells me to seek and I shall find, and whatever I bind here on earth shall be bind in heaven. I stand upon the rock of St Peter and I am binding every spirit of poverty in the life of my future husband, every spirit of meagre salary. I lose your hold on that poor future husband of mine.IT SHALL NOT BE MY POTION.50K SALARY KE? Which kind rough play be that?
....uyai take am easy oo condition will never be permanent.....
Jokes Etc / Re: This Guy Says He Looks Like Usher And Gets An Epic Response (Photo) by Johnsmartinyang(m): 3:53pm On Mar 19, 2015
Sleekyshuga:
Hahahahaha grin grin grin grin

Nigerians can be so mean
with responses cheesy..

Btw, was he dreaming shocked shocked?

The Usher I know or another?



If na joke, he should stop it oo..
...nna men the guy don mix weed and battery water drink ++++ may God save nigeria......leaders of tomorrow..why an 100 yrs old man no go come contest election wen are youths are busy dancing Shoki under influences.....just a thought
Politics / Re: Amaechi Pressurising Me To Free Hardened Criminals – Rivers CP by Johnsmartinyang(m): 9:43am On Mar 19, 2015
oluwafemi113:
Dis plpp can lie



Election we come and go



police that use to be Nigeria Police has now become PDP political Police

Olboy u dull ooo...kai


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Crime / Re: Female Child Thief Nabbed, Stripped & Clubbed To Death In Owerri by Johnsmartinyang(m): 9:25am On Mar 19, 2015
xreal:
Thank GOD the child wasn't stolen.

Someone in pdp could have been richer - splitting[/s][s] the innocent child's blood.
......
Spilling...not splitting.....APC......na waooo even supporters no go skull....wat a group

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Fashion / Re: Checkout This Man Wearing Barcelona Agbada...as A Fan Can You Wear It? by Johnsmartinyang(m): 12:16pm On Mar 18, 2015
sameer1212:
LOL... Barca my foot, barca weh have one of the worse jehsey in foot ball na him person go wear this? Mtchewww undecided


E pain u abi? I'm sure u are a Chelsea fan..ewu baba ijebu peeps una jersey fine?

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Politics / Re: Who Is The Best Or Worst Governor In The South South. by Johnsmartinyang(m): 11:37am On Mar 18, 2015
savcy:



Akpabio that built roads and bridges for Keke Napep abi??

I am a student of R.S.U.S.T, the transformation we've experienced in school in Rotimi's administration is unparalleled.

Best- Rotimi Amaechi(Rivers State) Health, Education, Infrastructure, e.t.c.

Worst-Uduaghan(Delta State)

I live in Port-Harcourt also.

No. Wonder you are still in school that's why it's hard for u to know your left to right...have u ever heard roads built for kekes? dullard....i wonder if u know where uyo is on d map...try and find out and go see things urself there.....dont go to pool houses and hear gist and bring here....literate sane peeps operate here...yeye pikin

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Politics / Re: GEJ's Arrival To Eko Hotel Had Many Car Tyres Deflated (Read Complains) by Johnsmartinyang(m): 8:36am On Mar 16, 2015
EdCure:
Enough of this presidential terrorism!
Away with Jonathan angry

Sai Buhari!

Can u stop!!! And ask urself...is it jonathna dat shld be blame in this matter or the over zealous eye service security details? don't let us rush to call Jona names when he I blif doesn't know all this nor did he gave orders....longlive naija

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Politics / Re: Shocking American Military Report On Chibok Girls by Johnsmartinyang(m): 2:59pm On Mar 15, 2015
Abdulleeh:
GEJ why! And I would have voted for u.
Thank God for this leak

G
M
B. All the way
....hmmm so in ur mind Jona leaked the news? are u in dis country at all is dis d first time. U are hearing abt hw the military has been infiltrated by loyal. Soldiers to BH is it Jonas job to do intelligence survey or the military chieves? Don't cloud ur reasoning mbok......
Politics / Re: Jonathan Presents Cheques & Appointment Letters To Victims Of NIS Tragedy - Pics by Johnsmartinyang(m): 10:05pm On Mar 13, 2015
SweetJoystick:
Rubbish, medicine after death, return the money for forms, as a whole FG can stoop so low to dupe jobless youths angry

Must u blame FG for everything? U may blame FG for ur GFRND refusing u sex...cant u be constructive when making a point? well u are a joystick what will u know after all u are always in d pant
Car Talk / Re: Top 10 Most Expensive SUV 2015 (pictures) by Johnsmartinyang(m): 4:14pm On Mar 13, 2015
ichidodo:
Hate SUVs...they poison the land and kill our livestock..They spread envy,greed,disease and global warming...#greenpeace.

Poor man talk say matrass dey pain am for body...Lol just a thought sha...BMW X6 all da way

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Celebrities / Re: Mide Funmi-Martins: "I Do Dog Style To Keep My Husband" by Johnsmartinyang(m): 1:44pm On Mar 12, 2015
lalasticlala:
If u like do monkey style, snake style, a man that would cheat, would still cheat...
.

Even if u like sef do snake in d shaolin shadow if ur house made bam d man fit gbam d babe.....d man nt packing out and leaving u doesn't mean he doesn't play away matches......point of correction
Family / Re: You Came In And Found This Monster Around Your Child. Your Reaction? (photo) by Johnsmartinyang(m): 9:45am On Mar 05, 2015
Omo na to check the list of my enemies see which one is canine friendly to know the source of the attack but before this Holllly Ghoost Fiiireee for don erupt oo

Crime / Re: Three University Graduates, Others Rob, Snatch Vehicles For Livelihood (Picture) by Johnsmartinyang(m): 9:27am On Feb 18, 2015
Please stop ascribing pples bad behavior to Govt....everyone here graduated and looked for jobs...dig deep into your life and come up with something good rather than negativities.....why una no go carry gun go rob? abeg thieves na thieve even when dem give am a high paying job is not the Govt abeg na Govt go marry wife for u come give am belle again? Like the one who graduated from nasarawa state uni I sure say na free or na scholarship e take go skull we for east no enjoy such.......

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Phones / Re: Check Out These Tips And Tricks Of Whatsapp by Johnsmartinyang(m): 9:43am On Feb 12, 2015
The blocking isn't popping up on blackberry q5 can't seem to find setting here
Politics / Re: Jonathan Lacks Will To Crush Boko Haram, Buhari Tells Kerry by Johnsmartinyang(m): 10:58am On Jan 27, 2015
Face facts and reject extremism

Politics / Re: Tinubu Forces APC South-West Leaders To Endorse Him As VP - Sahara Reporters by Johnsmartinyang(m): 8:40am On Dec 16, 2014
APC and their thugery and scheming tendencies.. How far can they go with an extremist/drug lord collabo.......I dey laff

Travel / Re: The Sorry State Of Onitsha-Awka-Enugu-Ph Expressway by Johnsmartinyang(m): 10:43am On Nov 05, 2014
Why don't you be a little honest?you should also snapped some parts that's is reconstructed like the cashew three areas of the enugu ph exp way.I guest you tut you are the only one who plies this roads. Jonah has tried you can hug transformer for crying out loud....jobless man
Sports / Re: New Pictures Of Akwa Ibom Stadium (2014) by Johnsmartinyang(m): 2:54pm On Jul 04, 2014
Cool!! BUT the main issue is MAINTENANCE - won't be surprised to see it fall apart a year after construction due to our VERY poor maintenance culture.......


NOT IN AKWA IBOM.........OUR WHITE SHIRTS LAST FOREVER WHITE........
Education / Re: Riot In University of Uyo: Can Any One Confirm? by Johnsmartinyang(m): 12:47am On Jun 13, 2013
Some of the slain engineering student shot and killed by overzelous men in black and d burnt vcs office

Politics / Re: 5 Most Promising Governors In Nigeria by Johnsmartinyang(m): 10:05am On Jun 03, 2013
it beats my mind when peeps talk the way u do..wen last did u visit AKS?my dear if u like call all d names u call him...the prayers of the down crushed pple he has changed their lives will see him thru...ur unwarranted purr words will not change his works...why dont u ask people like Wole Soyinka ,or Smart Adeyemi in the national assembly or even raji fashola of lagos wat they saw in AKS...my dear join the queue and wake up from your ethnic driven perceptions...im from ibibio...a core Nsitibomite.....who are u stop using alias come out let me know u and tell u ur story
Autos / Urgent :construction Mechines For Sale by Johnsmartinyang(m): 8:52am On Mar 31, 2012
2 pcs of pail loader @ 7million each
2pcs of bulldozers @ 7million each
30 tons mobile crane almost brand new @ 22million
a concrete baching plan with a brand new 225kva generator set @ 12million
all d mechines are in excellent conditions.pls call for enquiries and possible inspection at site.
08023433702 and 08069558160
Autos / Construction Equipment .urgent Sales by Johnsmartinyang(m): 10:57am On Mar 30, 2012
2 pail loaders @ 7milllion each
2 bulldozers @ 7million each
a 30 ton mobile craine almost brand new @ 22million
a concrete Bachin meching with an attached 225kva gen set @ 12million.
Serious enquiries ,call 08069558160 and 08023433702
all in excellent working condition only used for 8mths.
Autos / Re: Toyota Avalon Xls 2001 4sale. Toks. Reduced Price In Ph by Johnsmartinyang(m): 12:15pm On Mar 21, 2011
dear,
i hv a strong interest for the avalon.do u do instalment payment?im in uyo send me a reply to johnsmartinyang@yahoo.com.asap.thnx
Autos / Re: Toyota Avalon Xls 2001 4sale. Toks. Reduced Price In Ph by Johnsmartinyang(m): 12:14pm On Mar 21, 2011
dear,
i hv a strong interest for the avalon.do u do instalment payment?im in uyo send me a reply to johnsmartinyang@yahoo.com.asap.thnx
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Barcelona Vs Villarreal [3 - 1] On 13th November, 2010 @ 9pm by Johnsmartinyang(m): 8:10am On Nov 10, 2010
barca yori yori footballers, playing the yellow army will be a deligth i pray we win with all deu respect to villareal, its 11 supers stars against 11 stars, hope d best team of d nite wins, hooops hope it will b barca
still n always a barca man no matta wat,win or loose
More than just a club
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Moderator Needed To Post Real Madrid And Barcelona Match Threads by Johnsmartinyang(m): 6:04am On Nov 01, 2010
seun u shld understand dat most naija pple are still under d spell of colonia spirit.
Even our tv sport programmes concentrate most times on EPL and its teams, but la liga will always prove them wrong and break their hearts wen it matters most.
@chelsea peeps y did u guys have to wait 50yrs + before una smell EPL?na dat wrestling na him una dey call football? beg una noise too much, bunch of bullies,make una buy a carton of body sprays for drogba,and advice him to shave his (abia).
We still hv forms @ barca where we play yori yori football,but nairalanders will have to give us one male goat and a carton of stout and a bottle of vodka before we give una membershi.
Up barca,up la liga, no offence we're d best for now stop hating,go back to ur drawing boards, finito
Politics / Re: I Am A Thoroughbred Yoruba Man – Obasanjo by Johnsmartinyang(m): 5:28am On Oct 31, 2010
my dear fellow nairalanders why dont we for traditional sake show some respect,if it was an american ex president who wrote a book u will all hail him,is baba d worst leader ever or you're all just being uneccessasry emotional and tribalistic'?OBJ weda una like or not is the best dis country has for a long time to come.untill all of us lazy ass,siddon talk pple are ready to REVOLT agains d ruling class and wipe them off,since we aint ready for dat we shld stop all the insults.wether una like or not OBJ is an institution on his own,if u dnt recognise him UN,international communities and organizations does.
Abt sleeping wth his dougther inlaw i ask hw many men don sleep wth their cousins?house girls?friends girlfriends,fiancees etc.abeg make una shot up,do u have prove or u luv rumours?ur dark secrets are worst than baba's own.
Abt the book go and do research u will discover he is telling a great story dats true in a unik literary manner.live and lets live
Politics / Re: 2011: Fresh Row Over Jonathan’s Ambition by Johnsmartinyang(m): 6:50am On Oct 28, 2010
@tordoo clark isnt saying ciroma shldnt support his candidate,but stop heating up d polity.
The smelling old thieve n tribalist shld go and hide his face in shame,he is nt a success in any facet of life even politically,have ever heard of ciromas son or dougther in politics? No cos he's self centred.
I started hearing ciriomas name since my primary school days,i since graduated university did masters married hv kids and d man is still going round cooking up troubles?.its a shame he doesnt even knw he is a failure.they shld all die of heart disease and let the new order be.Nigeria we hail thee

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