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Politics / Re: Huge Debts Await Buhari, In-coming Govs by Johnsmartinyang(m): 11:39am On Apr 18, 2015
dridowu:

http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/04/huge-debts-await-buhari-in-coming-govs/?utm_source=&utm_medium=facebook
Nna bilo where's Akwa ibom debt in all dis...im not too good wth figures but I know how to spend...no blame me I'm from babagindas era
Romance / Re: Attitudes Guys Display When They Have Been Lured, Duped & Dumped By Gold Diggers by Johnsmartinyang(m): 6:49am On Apr 18, 2015
Nneka123:
Hmm, so they turn gay just like that?


Nice points, Wrist
Nne heartbreak can do wonders

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Romance / Re: Pleaae Help!. I Need The Fastest Way To Get Over Heartbreak. by Johnsmartinyang(m): 2:50pm On Apr 16, 2015
Equalizer:
Have been taking excessive liquor for the pass two days now to see if I can forget what has happened but seems not helping at all.. A four years relationship that I have given my all just crashed and the most painful aspect of it is that the guy in question here happens to be the same guy she once told me to trust her and never to worry about him... Life sucks... Please I need matured advice on how to move on with my life without hurting myself the more...
Bro u got to be brave most times we don't know what God is upto. If it's meant to be u guys will sure make it out.her fun will be shortlived as long as u knw u were loyal.it doesn't worth u hurting urself there's always a silver lining up there move on with life and one day ull see her and she regret ever doing it just wrk hard and climb d laddre of success find a new drive..work..church...hanging out just get urself busy...get rid of her memories pissure etc. remember this ur family are looking upto u..soldier come soldier go...d invested though wasted was for u to learn a lesson from it

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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Drop Your Phone Number And You Just Might Get A Date by Johnsmartinyang(m): 7:32am On Apr 16, 2015
MoOdYLaDy:
0805679336
Your number isn't complete.......tried calling u
Culture / Re: Photo: Meet The Mami Water People From Osun Oshogbo by Johnsmartinyang(m): 7:08am On Apr 16, 2015
Lala247:
All that super powers and they look like dat lool

And begging for arms....power ko....strength nii...@lala hw u dey
Travel / Re: 12 Great Cities To Retire To In Africa (photos) by Johnsmartinyang(m): 8:15am On Apr 15, 2015
Obascoetubi:



http://africanleadership.co.uk/blog/?p=743
....hmmm calabar and uyo are missing....just a thought at least one of them shld be here
Politics / Re: 3 Parties Call For Cancellation Of Rivers Election Results by Johnsmartinyang(m): 6:24pm On Apr 12, 2015
[quote author=9jvirgin post=32646117]INEC please do the needful.

Death to PDP!

Jonathan is an embarrassment to human hood. GOD Cannot forgive him for destroying everything called Nigeria. [/quote$
Well u are a virgin what do u know....everything Jonathan..ur papa die Jonathan salt no do for soup jonathna ur glfrnd no gree u do Jonathan can't u spell anoda name like Atifku or Tinubu?
Na wao which skul u go sef leave d man rest abeg...Mend time peeps
Politics / Re: Picture Of A Man Running With Stolen Ballot Box by Johnsmartinyang(m): 2:03pm On Apr 12, 2015
shachris:
PDP you see una life?


FTC never felt so good than on this day that my godfather, OWELLE NDI IGBO is winning the imo polls cheesy
....hmm what makes him PDP or APC from dis pis ITK
Politics / Re: INEC Releases Interim Report, Acknowledges Violence In Rivers, Akwa Ibom, Others by Johnsmartinyang(m): 1:54pm On Apr 12, 2015
haywire1:




Keep deceiving urself, no b only Wike na Tonto Dike mcheeeeew. Igbos should stop this political party regionalism agenda,it's pulling d igbo race backward, we all knw Wike is synonymous to violence so why shouting nd hailing Wike who is only interested in OIL money.

Let's wise up naija, PDP will only use Rivers state as a revenue for money generation. Igbos should wise up biko
....hmm. and who's is not interested in our oil? APC? I laff in chinese




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Politics / Re: Political Thug Allegedly Kills Himself In Akwa-ibom State. by Johnsmartinyang(m): 8:50am On Apr 12, 2015
Jibreen4u:
Sir, I'm Confused too
Olboy went off while he was trying to hulster it into his trousers......
Politics / Re: Revenue Allocation To States In Nigeria By FG (2014) by Johnsmartinyang(m): 9:57am On Apr 09, 2015
CHM11:

Hopefully I will get that by tomorrow. The one I saw is in PDF and its for 2012.
Major gainers are nothern states and the south east.
Few south west states gained while Lagos lost.
All south south states Lost. ie Lagos and south south states contributed far more than they received.
Please please let's see biko....i have said it many a time that we ain't ready for a change...the CHANGE im talking about is not the kind APC is advocating im talking abt the CHINA kinda revolution....we the youths we owe our children that at least......I rest my case

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Autos / Re: 2001 Toyota Sienna Xle@aesthetic Autos 1.350m by Johnsmartinyang(m): 4:28pm On Mar 30, 2015
teddy2t:
happy new week
Please mail me the pix and price of any of the leather seats pls it urgent....johnsmartinyang@gmail.com and ur contact number too.
Thnanx and regard
Politics / Re: Elombah.com Claims That Senator David Mark Lost His Seat by Johnsmartinyang(m): 4:21pm On Mar 29, 2015
Dragonking:


http://www.elombah.com/index.php/entertainment-news/31215-breaking-senate-president-david-mark-loses-senate-seat
I have a reliable info David mark didn't loose at his unit or ward the info is a propaganda
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Johnsmartinyang(m): 5:42am On Mar 29, 2015
cutieberie1:
chatroom again
anyways...someone sud join me...
Cuteberie1 hi..hws ur nyte..can we chat?
Politics / Re: BREAKING: INEC Announces That Elections Will Continue Tomorrow by Johnsmartinyang(m): 5:07pm On Mar 28, 2015
DeCritique:
And finally, it comes to this point.

When I say Jega cum INEC is working with the APC cum the opposition party, some eediots will tell me to shut up.

Jega, your plans will come to nought.

The Presidency and the Ruling party has been vindicated. Jega has always said he is ready for the elections and the APC supported him but what is the meaning of this?

The Presidential election was fixed for March the 28th and not March 28th and 29th!!

Jega should have been sacked angry


GEJ Till 2019!!
Bros I saw it coming....na wao.....can see Tinubu finger print over it all

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Politics / Re: Official: Tinubu Ordered APC Members To Vote PDP As "Truecaller" Exposes Him by Johnsmartinyang(m): 4:36pm On Mar 28, 2015
I won't be surprise after loosing the support of OPC what wld u xpect

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Politics / Re: Switzerland, Buhari And Abacha Loot - Thisday Newspaper Article by Johnsmartinyang(m): 12:21am On Mar 28, 2015
kay1one2:
Buhari cannot debate!
How him go debate? Do u debate with an empty skull? Abeg wen we dey count fish we no dey count crab join pls......all heads aren't equal u know nah

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Romance / Re: Her Fiance Is Seriously Complaining About Her Boobs by Johnsmartinyang(m): 12:06am On Mar 28, 2015
ojjp:
She feels terrible ryt away. Her fiance has started complainin abt her small boobs. She is afraid she might lose him because he always admires big ones and told her she has tiny ones.
Hw can she enhance it? Any solution plsss?
But he has gone to d promise land nany times why is it now that he's complaining after enuf chopping?...abegy....make I buy Gala I dey come
Politics / Re: Buhari's Manifesto Vs Jonathan's Manifesto by Johnsmartinyang(m): 11:58pm On Mar 27, 2015
vjsmiles:
with those manifesto's buhari has a better governing scheme...
with corruption and insurgency and security included in his manifesto we can enjoy power education and all those included in gej manifesto...

GMB come saturday...
click like for buhari and share for gej
How does GMB have a better manifesto? Explain abeg I just dey commot for latrine
Crime / Re: Political Shootings In Rumueme Mile4, Port Harcourt (photos) by Johnsmartinyang(m): 11:51pm On Mar 27, 2015
Zico5:
And someone will come here to tell us that GEJ is humble and gentle to the core. How many blood will he shed before leaving office, I wonder how he will look back to ruminate on what happened during his tenure. But one thing I know is, those who kill by sword shall die by sword. A word is enough for the wise.
Oga pls on NL we blif in pissure to show prove show us pissure say Jona don shed blood..show say him pay pple or na him dey shed d blood...if u no get work pls try jobberman......mitcheew
Crime / Re: Owo, Ondo Bank Robbery Photo (Viewers Discretion) by Johnsmartinyang(m): 11:09pm On Mar 26, 2015
niceguy7:
Armed robbers just finished their operation in owo town, ondo state....they robbed 4 banks at a time..around few mins to five. God i bless you for saving the life of me and my family.
Hope this time around it won't be blamed on GEJ....RIP to d dead....
Science/Technology / Re: What My Friend found In a 40gig HDD by Johnsmartinyang(m): 6:13pm On Mar 26, 2015
Lusola15:


Working well grin grin

Just 2Gig
And fashola will come and blame GEJ for this too.......
Politics / Re: Even "Usually Boning "Muazu Had To Laugh At This Jay-jay Okocha's Joke by Johnsmartinyang(m): 8:26am On Mar 23, 2015
cramjones:
Jay Jay, that is not patriotism that is inability to learn and resistance to CHANGE. If you speak spanish in America and travel to spain and spent 30 years but never improved your spanisPh then you are only saying you are resistant to CHANGE and effectively equate yourself with the clueless, classless, and dumb President you are trying to impress, who by the way is loosing on Saturday. Nigerians know better, CHANGE is now inevitable, don't be left behind!
...dear boy u are a learner okocha speaks German and french fluently......
-CramJones

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Politics / Re: Jonathan Compromised Presidential Debate, He Used 'Expo' – Buhari Campaign Team by Johnsmartinyang(m): 7:55am On Mar 23, 2015
Pataki:
After 6 years in office, yet this clueless dude cannot handle a debate without having to stare at prepared answers given to him.

Shame of a nation!
#GEJOut
...APCites organise debate Buhari won't still show.......please u guys shld organise one our so call clueless GEJ will still come....he read from paper so dat he will dis u guys facts so dat u won't won't still come and claim they are lies.....cant u guys ever live life without escuses? na wah oooo

Politics / Re: Jonathan Compromised Presidential Debate, He Used 'Expo' – Buhari Campaign Team by Johnsmartinyang(m): 7:49am On Mar 23, 2015
naijaking1:


Presenting a prepared budget in 1984-85 when Buhari was 40-50 years of age is different from today, you know that? Buhari's memory has slowed down to a trickle, he can hardly remember basic facts like the full meaning of APC, and you want him to debate
....guys abeg tell APC to organise debate GEJ will show up and still debate......debate isn't a platform to throw lies and propaganda

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Events / Re: Why Is The Groom Crying Profusely On His Wedding Day? by Johnsmartinyang(m): 4:28pm On Mar 21, 2015
[quote author=sexyseun post=31852770]Can somebody please tell me what's going on here?
Is the groom regretting marrying the bride? The bride is also crying but doesn't want to spoil her makeup[/quot.......
E no easy..one can never tell dear there's a lot happening this days...only God knows what they been thru to get here
Sports / Re: Photo: Boxer Killed In West Africa's First Boxing Fatality In 1951 by Johnsmartinyang(m): 3:45pm On Mar 21, 2015
BasseyJ:
Looolz, the man looks starved to start with, who send am go box??
Olboy u don see d present day Nigerian boxers? Ull agree this guy is well fed compared to dis ones here in our generation some are either malnourished or too fat...I saw the GOTV boxing competition last week LWKM e be like say s/africans do am to mock us.......e worry
Politics / Re: Photo Of Oil River Chiefs And Their Servants In The 1890s by Johnsmartinyang(m): 1:22pm On Mar 21, 2015
EverestdeBliu:
This human being up there,u keep uploading this GEJ's pic on almost every thread u visit. Won't u leave this man alone?,haven't u made ur point with the pix?,who else do u want to convince or confuse?
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If I'm a politician ehn,I'll just keep doing what I know is right,cos no matter what u does as a politician,there most be critiques.
My broda I tire for d guy...I sure say he's an attention seeker or a job hunting boy......haaba
Jokes Etc / Re: Read What This Guy Told A Friend That Asked Him For Money by Johnsmartinyang(m): 9:23am On Mar 21, 2015
Shadyswag:
This reply is genius. Will start using it cheesy
The guy IQ dey to high...d frequency of aka gum is inexplicable....na waoooo

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Politics / Re: Electing Buhari As President, Disaster For Africa – ex US Envoy by Johnsmartinyang(m): 7:13am On Mar 21, 2015
bakila:
The man had collected his share of the GEJ dollar to write that article or still Carey's the illiteracy of some people who see Africa as one single country.
Poor commentary on his White House days.
Who won't u Buharians accuse of collecting this or that....u guys sounding like a broken records already say something new....is it. AFEECCEE sorry APC that's nt sharing money? Abegy make I hear word jaare....

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Jonathan Congratulates Netanyahu On His Re-Election As Israeli Prime Minister by Johnsmartinyang(m): 7:04am On Mar 21, 2015
chat2deen:
How does dat revert the price fuel to 97 naira at least? Did he congratulate SLS when he was crowned emir of kano? I smell cluelessness, Jona charity begins at home, Netanyahu does not give f**k about u or Naija.

....how cluefull are u sef? eveyrtime clueless clueless in what way have u been cluefull to ur society tell us.....

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Romance / Re: When A Girl Comes To Visit You And Sits Like This (photo) by Johnsmartinyang(m): 12:42am On Mar 21, 2015
iamrealdeji:
Pour hot water for her inner thighs
Olboy dis opeke mean biz? I sure say d guy she go visit don get bad record with other gals who had visited him so she wan show am say she diff.....dis one na to call fire service to help open d narrow way to d kingdom ooo...chai...tooshed babe's una worry oo

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