notoriousbabe:
Na only mumu still dey pay to wash DSTV, I have been washing all their channels free since 2011, thanks to Engineer Austin

hisexcellency34:
See his head like calabash. They have succeeded in zombifying him

veekid:
It's rainy season, People 're running for their lives, they are embracing umbrellas instead of brooms since they are tired of sweeping.

KenOne:
Hypocrisy of Reno and PDP is second to none, how many lawmakers Wike, GEJ, Patience Jonathan and PDP wanted to use to impeach Amaechi in 2014 that failed, in case they've forgotten just 5 lawmakers, but i know they still remember but just want to wail as usual.

How did Murtala Nyako of Adamawa got impeached in 2014, the manner and numbers of lawmarkers, they'll all go mute to deceive gullible Nigerians as if what happened during their miserable 16yrs rule is not worst than what is happening now.

Under whose rule was Joshua Dariye of Plateau was impeached with 5 lawmakers?

Under whose rule was Rashid Ladoja of Oyo was impeached with 7 lawmakers?

Under whose rule was their hero Ayo Fayose of Ekiti was impeached with 8 lawmakers?

Under whose rule was 19 greater than 16?

Give it to Buhari he has no time for any governor, the reason why no governor will be impeached during his tenure. Unlike PDP presidents of OBJ and GEJ.

seanfer:
They said PMB did not commission and project in 3 Years

angelboy01:
I Am not really good at writing a composition but the whole thing started around last year November when I lost my job at a reputable company, things became really hard that my ex wife started with her attitude, someone I helped through her schooling, even opened a shop for her after our wedding.

She started losing interest in me because I was broke and there was no more love because I couldn't meet up to her demands. She became the bread winner around that time, things didn't go as expected for me, I needed to do a lot of things even pay for the rented apartment we were in and the landlord came with the eviction letter.

Things became really tough that she wasn't sleeping at home anymore, she would leave home for days and come back home and give me some little change and leave again, she started to live with her aunt and I became so lonely and useless in her eyes.

Eventually when I came up with the apartment money and we paid I decided I wasn't going to stay with her for a while and go out and look for a job, so as to avoid fight and arguments. She later called me that her boss from the USA was back and she was to go and meet him because they had a meeting to do so I said OK since I usually speak and text with his boss so I allowed her to go. So after I left home I got a job and I frequented coming home to see her and my baby. I later found out she began to lock her phone and I asked her for the password she wouldn't give it to me so I began to suspect her.

One day I eventually found the password and I unlocked it while she was asleep. I found out through a chat she had with her friend that she had sex with her said boss and she even bought a land without telling me all through the years we were together. I felt so betrayed and angry. I woke her up and asked her about it and she started crying and begging me.

I left home angrily and jilted. I was so devastated that I smoked a lot of weed that day and drank so much beer. I called my mom explained to her and later told her mom too. The next day her mom called me that she wanted to poison herself because of what she did. I sent her boss a message on WhatsApp and that one didn't even answer me because he knew what he did with my ex wife.

It's been months now since this happened and her mom calls me almost everyday begging me to forgive and forget but how do I forget, it's not easy for me because I can be having sex with her and be seeing her boss face.

I blocked her on Facebook and whatsapp but didn't block her calls or text message because of my baby when I need to send upkeep money. She calls me but I don't pick up. I know that I can't be with her anymore but she has the wedding certificate we got at the court wedding. I told her to give the photocopy of the certificate to my mom but she wouldn't do it.

Guys the reason why I wrote this is who has an idea on how to go about a divorce without the certificate because someone told me the certificate is important for the divorce. I don't know anything about it and my uncle even said the divorce will cost me a lot of money about 650k. I don't know it that's true too. Lol.

Please guys help out here. I have the proof of the chat and the audio conversation of the sex escapade with her boss so that will help in the court. My lovely daughter is 2 years now. How do I even collect my daughter from her. I have left all my property's for her because of my daughter and am starting my life afresh. Will the court be able to grant me my daughters custody although am not ready to train her myself but I have my mom who can do that for me.

In addition to all of this guy's if your girl or woman passwords her phone and doesn't show you her password be very careful she might be cheating because not only did I find out she had sex with her boss I also found out she was also on some random social media nonsense talking to some random guys and all that and that she also bought a land without telling me for 3 years we were together.

Thanks for learning from my story and God bless you guys.

Jimyking:
An unidentified woman on Sunday plunged into the lagoon on 3rd Mainland, in Lagos.

There are however, conflicting accounts as to how the incident happened. A version of the account said that the woman was a passenger in an UBER car, driving inward Lagos Island, when she told the driver to stop.

Thereafter, she reportedly alighted from the vehicle, crossed the road and plunged into the lagoon. Another version had that the deceased was a man, who parked his Ford Explorer car on top of the 3rd Mainland bridge and plunged into the lagoon. Picture of the vehicle with plate number APP 190 CE went viral on social media yesterday.

When contacted, spokesman for the Lagos State Police Command, Chile Oti, confirmed the incident saying:

“When the information reached the Commissioner of Police, Imohimi Edgal, he directed rescue team comprising policemen from the Marine Police, the Rapid Response Squad, RRS and those from the three divisions around the area: Adeniji Adele, Oworoshoki and Adekunle divisions. The Police rescue team are still at work as I speak, in collaboration with agencies like the Lagos State Emergency Management Agency, LASEMA, Lagos State Traffic Management Authority, LASTMA the Lagos State State Ambulance Service and the Federal Road Safety Corp personnel . So far, they have not succeeded in recovering the body. Any development on it will be communicated to the public.”

READ MORE: https://epopafrica.com/more-details-emerge-on-woman-that-jumped-into-lagos-lagoon-photos/

danieljoel759:
Photos Of The $823million Ultra Modern Abuja Metro Line Set To Be Commissioned

soberdrunk:
To be honest she has a point because we don't have many options when it comes to Nigerian meals, the average Nigerian restaurant serves "rice" or "garri", even if you go to Nairaland food section you will see that the options are quite limited when it comes to real Nigerian meals....

Amagite2:
Controversial journalist, Kemi Olunloyo has joined several Nigerians to react to Payporte calling out big brother Naija housemate, Cee-C for disrespecting the dress sent to her for their Saturday cultural party.

According to her, the dress is ugly and Payporte should have kept mute. she wrote;

"THE CEE-C DRESS @ceec_official

#BBNaija In America where I first watched #BigBrother 2001, sponsors do not talk. Viewers still don't pay phone charges to vote till today. Of course we have no landlines left in Nigeria since our leaders looted NITEL, Nigeria's original phone company where we could have been making toll free calls to vote now.

@Payporte should NOT have uttered a word online

This is NOT about your brand alone! It is also about the young lady's brand.


This is a REALITY SHOW!
This is a REAL UGLY DRESS!
Keep it REAL!
Let CeeC be!
@Kemiolunloyo #hnnopinion"

https://www.amagitesblog.com/2018/04/bbnaija-payporte-should-not-have-uttered-a-word-the-dress-is-ugly-kemi-olunloyo-on-cee-c-and-payporte.html

Cc; lalasticlala

CastedDude:
A team of Nigerian police officers have been hailed online following a nice gesture rendered to an old woman. According to a report, the police officers met the stranded woman and helped her after her bunch of palm fruits fell off from the wheelbarrow.

Uchenna Onyeizu who hails from Aba, Abia state, wrote;

Today, I saw the Nigeria Policemen from a very good point of view. This old woman was trying to tie her bunch of palm fruits to her bike when they suddenly fell off. These policemen were passing and stopped to give a helping hand. I was driving behind them and without their knowledge I smartly took these pictures!!! Really, we still have some men in uniform rendering unnoticed services to humanity. God bless you guys with promotions and good things of life!!!

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2018/04/police-officers-render-help-to-stranded-woman-in-abia-state.html

bedspread:
I was Born in Lagos and Hv lived in Lagos all my life except for a few times I spent outside the country

No sane Lagosian who has something doingwill be der.....
98% of those there hv been paid 2k each to be der..

The remaining 2% came to sell cold pure and bottled water ...

Mynd44:
Rice was 8,000 at what price? No job was created for local farmers and you were using FOREX you didnt have to make countries like Thailand richer.

With more rice farmers growing the product and more mills, the price can only come down but the money stays in Nigeria and create Nigerian jobs.

Reno and his silly nuggets

kagari:
I don't know him, but he looks like a good man

Rest in Gods bossom

Oluwasaeon:

Ehn ehn?

fagbohun4j:
Where is the link to her nude videos now?

sarrki:
For all I care

Gej saved lives

He a hero

Clerverly:
Oga Shut Up! This Man Stole Over 100 Billion Naira Of Pension Fund 2010-2015, And You Didnt Nothing Than To Aid Him To Escape, Just Like Omakro, Deziani Mmadueke, And Numerous Other Elements Including Your Dear Wife, Who Stole While Nigeria Bled Under Your Watch...You Encouraged Them By Declaring In Your Infamous Speech That Stealing Was Not Corruption..
No Wonder The Only People That Still Support And Cheer You Are The IPOB Terrorists, Who Hates Nigeria..

As For Buhari, Dont Waste More Time In Firing All The Corrupt Rogues Who Aided And Abetted This Embarrassment!

Starting From That Useless Attorney General To The LEast Person in chain of Shame!

Ositajustice01:
Una go thief again, we no go try am again

EMEKA1MILLION:
if you've gone through the pictures and still post this, you are a shame to your generation sir! God bless you.

Enugupikin:
if you have been to Akwa ibom you will realise that they don't behave like Nigerians.. very wicked people... they label small children witch and kill them....their married women no be here ooo...doing ashawo business at night. so pathetic and now this

Icon4s:
Akwa United should win so we have a good representation at the CAF Confederations cup.
Good players and excellent stadium.

NtoAkwaIbom:
Go go Akwa United (the Great United)
go go Akwa Abasi Ibom United (the Great God United)
mbok ebor cup ado e-yung edi Uyo...
ke ndita aya awoor..

made and patented in Akwa Ibom

adjoviomole:
This is not black mamba. We don't have black mambas in Nigeria. It's either a cobra.


With the current situation in Nigeria una wan add black mamba join our wahala again.

If it were a black mamba, both guys will be dead by now. Black mamba is fuc-king aggressive when threatened, and it can stand to the extent it can bite a grown man on his face. And it's very fast. It has got one of the most poisonous venom, it also bites multiple times.

AutoReportNG:
If this man should slap someone... Na die oo

See more pictures here..

http://www.autoreportng.com/2017/10/nigerian-strongest-soldier-uses-teeth.html

emma321:

The incident happened while football fans were trying to enter the stadium during the World Cup qualifier against Zambia.

The fans were allegedly beaten by soldiers at the gates of the stadium with heavy sticks.

According to Punch, the stampede occurred as the crowd tried to avoid the soldiers’ sticks.

The newspaper reports that bloodstains were around the gate of the stadium, while policemen and personnel of the Federal Road Safety Corps were seen standing beside some unconscious fans.

Some of the fans claimed they escaped death by the whiskers.

A female fan, Aniema Ekong, said, “I thank God that I’m alive. This is not the first time this kind of incident had occurred. In fact, in every major tournament, there is always a tale of woes to tell about security agents injuring or killing people.”

Another fan who identified himself as Chukwudi, said his girlfriend was severely injured by the security personnel manning the gate.

He said, “I don’t know why there is always trouble in this stadium.”

Ambulances were seen conveying injured persons to the hospital.

The state Police Public Relations Officer, Elkana Bala, however, claimed that no one died.

He told the newspaper, “It is confirmed that nobody died. But some persons were injured while struggling to gain access into the stadium. The injured persons were taken to hospital for medical attention.”


Photos: http://anstalk.com/nigeria-vs-zambia-five-feared-dead-scores-injured-stadium-stampede/

lalasticlala

jotey:


who is this one?

Okoroawusa:

You don talk like say if dem give u opportunity to rule this country u go change all these problems u busy dey blow grammar on top.
BTW,
Upon how frustrated ur life is currently dont u still celebrate ur birthday?