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HenryThegreat1:
Who else got this email.

Yeah, i did. Guess we should wait for further update soon

ehikwe22:
You well so?

With all protocols duly observed .... I don't think so sir!!!

Ayodeoba:
Hello Nairaland, pls I seek for your opinions about this isssue affecting our marriage life.
We re young couple, we just got married.
My wife had always been shouting of pain whenever we re having sex, I believe sex is meant to be enjoyed btw two party.
Any one with remedies or medication to use. Kindly help

Buy Joy soap 🧼..... Lobatan

Slimzzy00:
I met this babe last 2 months on tinder. We had a great connection and from there we started dating.

The energy she gives is 100% much more than I've ever gotten in my life. She texts first, calls first. This kinda made more attached and I fell in love with her. All these while it was online relationship.

We made a plan to meet up last week Saturday and then she stopped replying my text. I tried to reach out to her but it was all in vain. Then I deleted her number in frustration. That was the moment she now reached out to me that she had an electricity problem in her school that was the reason she's not been stable online.

Then she started throwing tantrums about me deleting her number. I was trying to explain to I deleted her number cos she was ignoring me in the first place before I knew it, she blocked me. I tried reaching out to on Instagram and I was blocked too. I'm so heartbroken right now. I'm a guy who has suffered when it comes to love and when I thought I found the right person I was wrong again.

Sniper is just 2300

Sheistoopretty:
Men just can't take back what dey give,,,,, u want to cheat and expect ur woman to go pray for u right? No she must cheat back.... F©©ls

Nigeri@n M€n are just Uzeless..... All of them

That Your pap.a with bald head follow

progressb4andno:
Keep encouraging them, he's a scammer beggar

If e easy, do your own..... Ode

You don't have to do that. If you cannot help, don't spoil

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nairalandkachy1:
Around 1,500 bodies of Hamas militants have been found in Israel around the Gaza Strip, the army said Tuesday, as it pummelled the Palestinian enclave with air strikes.

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Tetraozonaitera:
Even the mad man under the bridge of Lagos is smarter than you. Go up and see the scores since 2008.
See who lose pass.
As I don see say your head no correct.

Upon all the data up there, you still dey Yan stupidity for mouth.

All is pointing to the state of your sanity.
You go get well at last.

Naa you still dey give am hope oooo. This one don already pass be 🚨

Kyase:
Who is Atiku?
During Buhari's Tenure the gaylord ran to Dubai after election and never returned until during the primaries

Atiku has no base and support, he believes in buying everything including loyalty

Enu ose oo Mr. Durella😂. Arrest am first, make you see the wrath of your slave masters. Na who dey give Yoruba man mind🤣🤣🤣🤣. B!.tch be humble jooo🤫🤫🤫🤫

Nairaland1stson:
I have suspicion that someone wants to use my account to launder money. A lady visited my shop demanding to purchase goods worth millions of naira she was so much in a hurry or desperate for someone who intends to perform such transactions. She was accompanied by a man she claimed to be her sick husband, two kids, and another young man. She claimed she needed to perform the transaction as soon as possible so she could travel down to a neighboring state for her husband's treatment.

There was no much negotiations as it seemed she was the one begging for the goods to be sold to her. After confirmation she said I should bring my POS machine so she could make a transfer, I already had suspicions on her so I told her i didn't have one and besides who would want to perform transactions worth millions of naira with a POS machine mode of payment. I suggested that she heads to the bank or make a transfer from her mobile app, which she shrugged off immediately like it was not even an option.

The young man with her insisted I get a POS vendor so that the transaction can be made which I declined and told them that there were many around the vicinity that they can go get one if they wish to. The young man left and returned a few minutes later with one, when they arrived the woman suddenly said she was scared and needed to invite the person who referred her to our place. She called this person and he arrived shortly, he was someone known to us in the past but not well known. She then requested that I get another POS vendor, which I suggested that they should get back the previous vendor they invited earlier. The young man went back again and returned with the vendor. The woman gave the vendor a debit card, which the vendor tried pulling the whole money at once, but it didn't go.(exceeded limit) The POS vendor then proceeded to split the money and it was successful. So she was only able to make part payment for the goods.

They were about to leave when I reminded them that I was supposed to issue a receipt for the part payment deposited into my account. Which I did later, and they left. Fast forward to the evening same day, she called me claiming that her husband's health was demanding much, and she wouldn't be in need of what she purchased earlier that I would have to refund her immediately.

What rose my suspicions on them are:

1. The acclaimed husband of hers, whom she claimed had stroke as at when they visited the shop, I saw him earlier when they alighted from a Keke napep which dropped them across the road and he was walking very fine but when they began to approach my shop he began to limp like he couldn't walk properly and the woman held his hand for assistance (they didn't know that I had seen him earlier walking properly without any form of aid) when they were at the shop, the acclaimed husband who had stroke sat and crossed his legs, is that even possible for someone suffering from a stroke?

2. Why would they insist on only POS mode of payment (for a transaction worth millions)

3. Why would a woman whose acclaimed husband is sick with stroke decide to perform such a transaction (her pirioty should be making sure her husband is taken care of medically)

4. I know you must be wondering what it is she bought, but I will not be disclosing such for privacy reasons (Hint: it is a single item)

5. She was incoherent when I asked for the name and address that would be added to the receipt (it seemed like she was guessing the name and address)

What are your thoughts? Should I refund the money immediately, if I will, what are the measures to be taken to ensure I am on a safe side

Go to the nearest police station immediately and report yourself with the necessary evidence and if need be, tag along with the p.o.s guy but let me tell you this for free, you are in a mess already and the only way out of it is to insist of paying back to the same account number the transfer was made from. NEVER agree a different account and try to record every necessary calls and if need be plant a video recording for when the lady comes back. Report yourself first because walahii you will soon be arrested in connection to this and only if you are quick will you go Scot free. Procrastination is your biggest enemy right now. It is an already casted format in Abuja. Guy be swift and smart here. They are likely kidnappers. Ire oo

Entprys:
She is not a wife material.
That s why she want to scatter another people's family.
Arrogant girl - no diplomacy

Better than your m.a.m.a. Tuehhh

Entprys:
Why must an American court order an institution to honor Atiku's request on Tinubu's academic report ?
Do we complain ?
America is definitly envious and this is the right time we stop their excesses.
Let act like the Nigeriens and let the world know that we are ok with our president.
What we need from him is not any story from CSU, but the brain he used in building Lagos replicated in our country.

Sadly...
You are beyond repair.

Uchenna10:
Most times na plus bro...na why Dem no dey give person money......

NO BE LIE 🤥

Wazo nko?? Na my last card be that. I go hustle fuel money later.
Give me location

See this one, I beg you to do just a street survey and you will realize you are better than some people even in your purported hopeless situation. Guyman, if you die, another guyman will fuc.k your wife, it may even be your blood brother seff, your children will be thrown to the embers of this wicked world without the protection of their loving father. [b] YOU ARE WORTH MORE TO THEM ALIVE THAN DEAD . No particular situation lasts forever. You will look back soon and smile bro. It is always darkest before dawn

Hezzyluv:
Yes like lunatic he even dey lick microphone join.

That's how you taste (test) the microphone in a town hall different from Ballabuuuu gaaragaraa

HellVictorinho6:
Let me be clear

Am referring 2 private schools owned by nigerians and only 4 nigerians in nigeria

4get how i type it

Nigeria is the worst there has ever been and the worst there will ever be 4 sumone 2 work as a teacher in a private school and i need not point fingers or mention any specific entity in tha private sector



Rememba that ALL private systems are just an evidence that nigeria has the worst political parties in the history of mankind

the rule of law cant save nigeria
4rm the evil perpetrated by these parties that have taken the lands to their meetings 4 games/battles beyond repair

it is finished




me trying 2 survive until tha end of time like 2pac wud put shit

4urk the world since nigeria has happened 2 me this way

aint begging 4 a grave


bars deeper than a pit where u drop a corpse


aint got no money 4 ur remorse


r.i.p is vanity too

off course

no studio

no producer

no promotion

then?

4urk tha audio freestyle

i was neva doing such

i write or type in blood and fire

but they findfault everywhere in the poor

blame dem 4 more

misunderstand dem unto war

4urk tha media too


4urk what av seen

4urk where uv been

nonsense

spitz

Bloodclaat Hellboy
When you are fucke.d
You cannot be unfucke.d
A minute silence .........

Emma1Oj:
Ashleigh Plumptre that her shot hit the bar twice, Fifa no give her award.

Alozie wey Jame match for Yash, Fifa no give her award too. Even with that girl that paint her hair yellow too, notin.. No na.. Fifa this is injustice o .

We the Petition and criminal investigation department of FIFA is happy to inform you that our petition Form A8i and Form B3 are out and it is totally free,💃💃💃.. come one, come ALL..

Samirana360:
What of Michelle anozie?

Ohhh!!!

And finally, the last but not the least , the Nigerian has been given the world Nozie award 2023. The previous holder of this award is Bhalabluu Unago.C. Shege

This kissing will favor me and my family this year oo💃💃💃

adebayo987:
no worry, a concerned person go hell you with one cane

You are helled my friend.

To hell with you

Dear swaga wailing crew, here is my cup!! I WILL DRINK YOUR TEARS

001Lagos:
I dare any Tinubu supporters to insult there Fulani masters on this thread 😂

Them wan die

E dey, na you no ask us

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New baby Naming cabin biscuits..

Bradford111:
My girl just left me I love her so much

Never loved like this have begged and begged she is still adamant


I will be fine with time


Life is good

Cry me a river in Justin Timberlake voice.. chaii, that guy can sing for Africa that year