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Christianity Etc › Re: Does Ur Church Punish Late Comers? If Yes, Wat Type Of Punishement? by johnwizey: 10:05am On Sep 15, 2013
ℓ̊ dont knw for others but nt in my church..........haba, na by force †Φ go church
Christianity Etc › Re: Did Our Languages Come From The "TOWER OF BABEL"? by johnwizey: 10:00am On Sep 15, 2013
aManFromMars: Has God ever told you he understands Igbo or Hausa? No Bible verse, but I trust faith.. somehow you know he does... smiley
hw come God relate wit my Ibo folks if he did nt understand their language?
Christianity Etc › Re: Did Our Languages Come From The "TOWER OF BABEL"? by johnwizey: 9:57am On Sep 15, 2013
aManFromMars: No. God doesn't understand Igbo or Hausa.
and who told you God doesn't understand Igbo or Hausa? Don't dey pray †Φ God or God does nt communicate wit dem? U are an atheist, no wonder you are saying rubbish.
@OP ℓ̊ don't knw either,dats wat we were thought †Φ believe
Politics › Re: Nigeria’s Biggest Embarrassment by johnwizey: 9:52am On Sep 15, 2013
Tank God say ℓ̊ don graduate...........
Phones › Re: Google Knows Every Wifi Password Ever Entered Into An Android Device by johnwizey: 9:48am On Sep 15, 2013
So wetin dem wan use am do?
Politics › Re: Chibuihem Amalaha,a Nigerian Student Uses Science To Prove Gay Marriage Is Wrong by johnwizey: 9:43am On Sep 15, 2013
NEXT
Christianity Etc › Re: My Pastor Records The Names Of Tithe Payers by johnwizey: 9:39am On Sep 15, 2013
Going by wat you said,it's vry obvious dat God did nt call ur pastor,he's stomach did.
Fashion › Re: Best Dressed Nigerian Men In 2013 By MODE Men Magazine.. You Agree? by johnwizey: 9:33pm On Sep 14, 2013
Dose fucvkers are putting on suit, y can't dey judge dem wit native attire.......BTW dat mofo called mukina banned ♍ƺ for commentin end tym tinz. Am i †ђξ first or last †Φ make dat comment?
Celebrities › Re: Billionaire Ray Dolby Of Dolby Sound Systems Is Dead. by johnwizey: 3:15am On Sep 14, 2013
RIPs
Music/Radio › Re: What Is Your Favourite Radio Station, And Programmes U Dont Miss. by johnwizey: 3:12am On Sep 14, 2013
U sha want †Φ make FP sha
Education › Re: Photos From A Nairalander's Convocation by johnwizey: 3:02am On Sep 14, 2013
Congrats but hpe say u don dey find job since u reach final year?
TV/Movies › Re: Nigerian TV Stations With The Most Good-looking Anchors by johnwizey: 2:35am On Sep 09, 2013
gothrones: Gbam!

My brother I tire for those idiiots and their "First to comment", "End Time Tinz", etc. Too many children on NL.


By the way 56th to comment; end time tinz.
ℓ̊ tink Seun nid †Φ do sumtin abt dis endtym tinz stuff. Its really annoying
TV/Movies › Re: Nigerian TV Stations With The Most Good-looking Anchors by johnwizey: 2:34am On Sep 09, 2013
Donmichaelz: Afam u? So u get mind ban me against my will nw let me give u ur Reward(scroll down)











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Almost there you MotHerFuucker







AFAm4ever these is for You for banning Me the 8th time

1)Afam so ugly his parent threw him away and away threw him back
2)Afam so dirty he took bath and lost weight
3)Afam so Old I told him to Act his age so he died
4)Afam so Ugly he went to an Ugly paegent and they told him sorry no Proffesionals only amateurs wink
5)Afam so Short he does backflit under the Bed
6)Afam So Stuupid I told him Christmas is around the corner and he was lookin for it
7)Afam so stupid I told him press any key on the system and he was looking for ANY KEY
coolAfam so Poor he opens his Email so he could eat the Sperm
9)Afam so Dumb after reading all these things he would Ban me the 9th time

See u guys in a week time,Afam Let thy Will be Done,IT IS FINISHED
bros my advice †Φ U̶̲̥̅̊ is for u †Φ open anoda account nd forget abt dis.
Politics › Re: Dele Momodu's Letter To Jonathan by johnwizey: 12:13am On Sep 09, 2013
Make sumbody summarize am jare.........e too long
Politics › Re: Drama As PDP Candidate Rejects Own Victory, Says APC Won by johnwizey: 1:55pm On Sep 05, 2013
Na dem sabi
Literature › Re: The Preacher's Son!!! by johnwizey: 10:23pm On Sep 04, 2013
We are waitin for †ђξ update o
Entertainment › Re: 10 Weird Human Alive by johnwizey(op): 9:13pm On Sep 04, 2013
Connie Culp

Connie Culp unfortunately had her face
shattered from a shotgun blast in the face by her
husband. In one of 30 operations, Culp became
the first full face transplant patient in the United
States.

Entertainment › Re: 10 Weird Human Alive by johnwizey(op): 9:09pm On Sep 04, 2013
Shoichi Yokoi was a tough Japanese soldier, sent to Guam in 1941 by the Imperial Army.
When US troops took over the island, Yokoi took refuge in a large underground jungle cave. In
1972, Yokoi was discovered by two residents of Guam in a secluded area. With his old rifle at his
side, when he arrived in Japan he lamented, ”It is with much embarrassment that I have returned
alive.”

Entertainment › Re: 10 Weird Human Alive by johnwizey(op): 9:05pm On Sep 04, 2013
Mr. Monsieur Mangetout (Mr. Eat-It-All)
Michael Lotito is known as Mr. Eat-It-All (Monsieur Mangetout). He is from Granoble,
France, where he’s been eating glass, rubber and metal for years. Don’t park your bike, TV, car, or
plane next to him. Lotito has a history of eating such items since a child, when doctors said he
needed more iron. He has a heavy appetite, but eats slowly. It took him two years to eat a Cessna
150; A Cessna 150 is a two-seat tricycle gear general aviation airplane!

Entertainment › Re: 10 Weird Human Alive by johnwizey(op): 9:02pm On Sep 04, 2013
Thai Gnoc: Awake Since 1973

Thai Gnoc is not your typical 68-year-old Vietnamese farmer. He contracted a fever in
1973, and hasn’t slept a wink since. Doctors in Da Nang found him healthy, and still works long
hours at his farm in Que Trung. His wife commented, “My husband used to sleep well, but
these days, even liquor cannot put him down.” He has six children, which should be no surprise. I
wonder if he ever lets his wife sleep nights,though.

Entertainment › Re: 10 Weird Human Alive by johnwizey(op): 8:59pm On Sep 04, 2013
The Human With the Most Tattoos

Talking about strange people! Lucky Diamond Rich has the most tattoos of any human ever.
According to the Guinness Book of World Records. He has tattoos completely covering his body.
Lucky Diamond Rich has many areas of skin with a few layers of tattoos. I hear it’s painful to
be tattooed. This Australian has tattoos inside his mouth, ears, and foreskin. He’s been tattooed by
136 tattoo artists in 17 countries.

Entertainment › Re: 10 Weird Human Alive by johnwizey(op): 8:55pm On Sep 04, 2013
The Rattlesnake Man

Jackie Bibby is very fond of rattlesnakes. He has the world record for resting in a tub full of 75 live rattlesnakes (Bibby was clothed) in Los Angeles, California. Also, Bibby has stuffed his mouth on a few occasions with ten rattlesnakes for ten seconds. He is still alive, and it has been told that
he eats the rattlers after performing. I just hope they are cooked first.

Entertainment › Re: 10 Weird Human Alive by johnwizey(op): 8:49pm On Sep 04, 2013
Sanju Bhagat’s belly looked pregnant, his belly was so huge. Finally, in his hometown of Nagpur,
India, Dr. Mehta operated on Sanju Bhagat’s stomach. What emerged from the surgery was his
dead twin, but the body was “living” off Bhagat from the umbilical cord.

Entertainment › Re: 10 Weird Human Alive by johnwizey(op): 8:45pm On Sep 04, 2013
The Ice Man

Among strange people is Mr. Wim Hof is known
as the Ice Man, who never gets cold. Hof holds
the Guinness world record for a bath in ice for
over an 60 minutes. Wim Hoff was able to run a
marathon in the Arctic Circle in his bare feet , and
dive beneath the surface ice at the North Pole.
What’s more, some say he has a cold personality.

Entertainment › Re: 10 Weird Human Alive by johnwizey(op): 8:37pm On Sep 04, 2013
Hiccup King Christophoer Sands

What’s the longest time you’ve ever had the hiccups? Among the strange people is
Christopher Sands has ongoing hiccups now for over three years. Doctors have been unable to
find relief for Christopher Sands. He’s tried hypnosis, medications, and yoga. His story was
featured on Japanese TV. A watching medic suggested he may have a tumour. Tests found he
was correct and that it was pinching nerves that control breathing. The diagnosis probably saved
his life. Now Sands can finally lead a normal life again after having the tumour removed.

Entertainment › 10 Weird Human Alive by johnwizey(op): 8:21pm On Sep 04, 2013
There are some bizarre conditions that occur in nature in other ways. Sometimes, a human has an
event or congenital circumstance that is inexplicable. Here are 10 such strange people
who bely understanding.

The Girl Who Stays Young

One such case is that of Brooke Greenberg. Greenberg appears to not age, and is the size of
a 16-month-old, although she chronologically is 18 years old. Enigmatically, Brook can’t speak,
and can only recognize sounds. Medical science is baffled, and there is no other such case in history.

Nairaland General › Re: Meet The World's Most Flexible Woman by johnwizey: 8:11pm On Sep 02, 2013
Any NL female members wu can do these wins an Apple Ipad
Celebrities › Re: Family Members Of Late Prophet Ajanaku Fight Over Properties As Church Scatters by johnwizey: 8:00pm On Sep 02, 2013
Wetin cum concern me, abi u hear say we are familyhuh
Politics › Re: Dr Chris Ngige Wins Anambra Apc Primaries by johnwizey: 7:54pm On Sep 02, 2013
Congrats

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