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#Team_Soundcity |
We don dey top o. Awon oloriburuku shld shut up o |
Dj hack: OpE oooooooo! dm drop point! n DM Nova play MAnCity Chelsea LivErpool Man U ....n killer SouThampton.....Assnal fans stop feeling to high ....no matter Hw high Cocaine takes u . .u will still come low....wu said United has no hope of winning d EPL...Shut up jare. Droppin a point nw means we can't top d league again Instead of u to be cryin for ur David Moyes, u are here shouting ope o. U must be high on HI-malt |
U sure say no be Lincoln reincarnated and was named Kennedy ![]() |
It was den dat the girl told her the name of the only big town around the area. She also described how Bimbo could get dere. The girl informed Bimbo dat the day was dere market day, and if she moved fast, she could still board the only lorry going to the town at the village square. Bimbo thanked the girl and moved as fast as she could. Though hungry,she knew she could endure for sumtime. She got to the square in time to join the lorry which was abt to move. Witout a single kobo, she entered the lorry and continue her journey to a strange land amidst strange people. As soon as the lorry moved out of the park,she fell asleep. She was woken by the conductor who was asking for transport fare. As soon as she was awake, she knew she was in trouble. She had no money and she did nt knw hw to tell the conductor witout incurring his wrath. She knew that any plea witout money would nt be entertained by the conductor, who by his look could be very nasty. She winked at the conductor to attract his attention but he was nt looking at her face. An ederly woman sitting beside her had been watching her in silence. She bcame concerned at the suddeness with which d girl fell asleep after entering the lorry. The woman's assumption was that Bimbo was a housemaid who had been abused by her master. Bimbo's beauty also attracted the woman, who had no child of her own and thus formed the habit of admiring other people's children. She guessed her dilemma and paid her fare. Yet, that did not save Bimbo from the conductor's wrath. ''God save you today, you for knw the kin person wey i be. Dem no go get money and dem no go wan trek, Ashawo bastard'', the conductor hissed at Bimbo. Bimco did nt respond, although she was close to tears. She had never been insulted all her life. The woman who paid for her cautioned the conductor and he immediately left Bimbo alone. Bimbo thanked the woman and in return she told Bimbo not to worry. However, the woman made up her mind to interrogate Bimbo when dey alight. As soon as everybody came down frm the lorry, Bimbo's confusion became more visible. |
Am sorry for nt updating dis story,its due to one or two tins. But am finally back nw. Stay tuned |
Good news o |
smile11s: lolBro, forget it, u av a mansion already in hell cos i dont knw wats funny here |
goshen26: This story reminds me of an issue. My friend (a fresh graduate) and I (undergraduate) woke up one morning with nothing to eat, the jehovah witness guys came, my friend who is a muslim, told them that he would listen if they could get him only 2 hundred for BB to eat, the guys were just laughing, he asked if they have eaten, they said yes. LolMoral of d story ![]() |
searay: Too bad. RIP to the dead. I come late upon d rushU came too late,no wonda u are reading wit ur diick. Nobody died bro,check well |
If he's truly alryt den discharge him nd let him trek to Akure |
maclatunji: I use social media for work and then again there is Nairaland.U forgot to add INTIMIDATE too |
Tanx dearie for dat lovely update. Dont mind d netwrk,dey are enemy of progress. More grease to ur elbow |
U've nt made a mistake bro infact u are a fada christmas. Compose d lie better den cum bak to tell us |
Use ur head OP |
But will it change anything? |
Wu has any idea of d songs in d album? |
When u are formin omo gomina (governor's daughter) for ur friends, u didnt rememba u told him nt to venture into politics. It was after his death u remembered. D devil is dancing skelewu on ur head |
bayounce: Haha nigeriaAre u in anyway related to BANCE ![]() |
hope nigerians will not implicate ds man sha |
U are funny OP,seems u wrote d edition urself |
RIP to the dead and to dose dat survived, u are reaping ur fada's work |
Bro, i tire for dis country. Only God knws hw many lives are wasted in a week in Nigeria. To dose devil's incarnate in power,our lives is nt value @ 20 naira to dem. But when one of dem dies, d news is all over d place. Mayb dis ppl has forgotten dat dere is sumtin called KARMA. Only God can help us in dis country o |
Bro i just sold my torch 3 to buy a phantom. U can't play HD games on bb. Infact just forget abt bb cos na android dey reign |
Must u ask for source, when u knw a typical naija tout? |
Motolank: What will the burial look like?A birthday party.......mtchewwww |
sanniemoe: God forgive my mind but why is it only Agagu's son and his inlaws survived the crash?because as d celebrant, dey are entitled to a parachute each. |
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Instead of u to be cryin for ur David Moyes, u are here shouting ope o. U must be high on HI-malt