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winner01:
The topic is worth the time of those it sunk into. I havent used an insultive word on this thread. For you to see my harmless care as an insult makes me wonder what actually sunk in.

NL Pm sef dey try, send your details already, the money is yours.

Kai bros why are you like this naaaaa. . . Just your email address na, i don't have the patience to wait for NL pm.

remember time is almost out, so you've got to stop taking chances... you might be waiting for NL pm to deliver and Jesus arrives and then you are fuck_ed..

Don't say i didn't warn you..

Lets do it in the fast way naaa... Email abeg abeg... !!!

WTF is this, since i gave this message Jesus gave me nobody has even bothered sending me his/her money.

You guys want to disobey Jesus and risk going to hell because he'll really be pissed of if he finds out you guys didn't send me your money to keep.

Please do it fast time is running out!!! Repent (send me your money)!!! the kingdom of God is at hand !!!

winner01:
Insults kwa?? My replies must have offended you then. Accept my apologies, i was only harmlessly concerned with the situation of a brother.

Hehehehehe no be small offend, i get tons of the angry rants on my PM all the time, i actually do enjoy it when you guys leave the topic and start referring to the person, tells me it sunk in

So i am only telling you cus i love to see them

Dont worry, send it through NL pm, and wait for your alert.

Abeg NL pm stays so long that Jesus might even come and go and it'll still be hanging.

Fast lane... direct mail ... Abeg!!!

Lilbrown007:
HAHA FINALLY AV BEEN WAITING FOR A TOPIC LIKE THIS EH BUT WAIT O THEY IS NO CAR IN HEAVEN N MOST NIGERIANS DON'T KNOW HOW TO RIDE HORSE HOW THEM GO DO NA

THE END IS NEAR REPENT FOR THE KINGDOM OF GOD IS AT HAND!! SINCE 2000 YRS JOHN THE BAPTIST DON DAY SHOUT THIS SHIT AND YES WE KNOW THE STORY IS JUST A MYTH


REPENT FOR Apollonius of Tyana IS COMING TO TAKE HIS PEOPLE BK TO THE PROMISE LAND..

It is not a myth oo, you are a fool you foolish atheist... By the way i have taken over as the new John the baptist.

I spoke to Jesus on phone last night believe me i did, he's watering his horse on a little break just before heaven.

He'll be here soon...

Call it a myth one more time let me see if you don deh madt

winner01:
I fit dey here anytime oo, even midnight. And guess why: Cos I carry God matter put for head. I can only hope its not the same for you.

Hehehehe good of you my brother, God will reward you like he did to Jabez, can i hear you claim it and shout Amen brother!

.... so have you read my untold story of Job yet?

I could really use your insults and rants on that thread but take easy on me there ooo

Well, send you AC number and wait for alert.

Alright bros please NL pm service even takes longer than Jesus second coming. can you send me your email address to send the details directly.

But abeg i no want bulk sms alert oo

Last night Jesus said to me "My guy, these pastors are always shouting and yelling and reminding the congregations how it is the end times, always telling them to forgo the riches of the world for the heavenly ones but at the same time they stack billions in the banks, buy private jets, keep enough for their entire generation do they really believe what they preach?"

I still can't find the words to give him a reply to this question

winner01:
I'm not defending anything actually. That reply was meant for Hcpaul.

And yes, mockery is a form of attack, but hey, have fun. So did you dream about God or the Bible? Cos you probably havent had breakfast and are still on this God issue.

Hahahaha bros i went to sleep while you were here, i woke up you are still here. I go still leave you here sleep again come back and find you here again ...Chai this one prick you shaaa

So i am very serious shaa, i am really ready to keep your money for you and property documents.

You've gat to wait sorely for bro J cus he's almost here... So should i send my AC number boss?

Thank you in advance i'll be anticipating a favourable reply this time ..

Rilwayne001:
Lol, see finishing!

Asin eeeehn the guy finish me kpata kpata just because i willingly volunteered to keep their money since Jesus is here ..

repent and send me your money too or you are not waiting for Jesus too?

Simple request them wan use ad hominems kill me here ooo ... Chai my people i do bad to volunteer keep money for people so they'd go to heaven with Jesus who is almost here?

HCpaul:
I can't be so desperate about an entity (God) that doesn't exist.

Bros i am not oo i did not even mention the word "God" in my OP or say it doesn't exist or try to pull out an article as usual... So it baffles what you guys are fighting over here though.

I am only asking to keep your money for you cus Rapture is imminent, repent and send me your money.

But to be factual, religion abolish the mental power for reasoning.
Ignorance is the best expression of the Christian faith.
The voice of faith keeps telling you "Be irrational and ...."
What if we were scam? What if science has adopted the concept of religion? Science will definitely not stand.

Am still a beliver but I realize that it only takes ignorance to remain a Christian. Am ready to do that.

Kinda skeptical.

Your business this is

onetrack:
"For the love of money is the root of all evil". I do not love money, therefore it's best to let me dispose of any money sent to you lest you fall into wickedness. So make sure whatever you get is transferred to me. Have faith that I know how to get rid of it.

Nooo i am the one that can keep the money naa, do you want evil to get hold of you.

Don't worry i have volunteered to hold your own evil for you..

KingEbukasBlog:
Johnydon22 is up late at night waiting for Summer Santa to bestow him with love

Hahahahaha yeah ok so are you sending yours? Bank transfer will be perfect ... thanks in advance bros

winner01:
Look, reason will always win even if skeptics exclusively think or claim that they are the only humans that reason. Philosophers and skeptics of the 17th century said the same, too bad they are not alive to witness God's power today. You see, one of the firm beliefs i have in christianity is that, that book, the Bible, could not have been written by the human mind. Ive tried to refute that fact myself, but the truth keeps staring at me. Humans would have done a whole lot of cherrypicking to create a much more friendlier God that would bow to our created models and theories.
Even the style of the scriptures is not human. If by chance, humans wrote it, then im willing to know what sort of superhuman intelligence they possessed, and then of course im slapped with the fact that Jesus Christ existed and fulfilled prophecies written concerning hundreds of years before His birth. Then you further wonder why christianity has been so persistently attacked and duplicated. No religion now and in the past would survive these forms of attack launched at christianity over the past centuries.
Ive tried to suppress these truths myself so i could have my way in the past, but it simply didnt work out.

Religion, my friend, will not disappear by itself (Marx has been disproved on that). Left to itself, religion will always grow. One
must force people to give up their religion. And when i say force, the genocidal acts committed by Hitler, Mao, Stalin e.t.c must pale in comparison to this "Force".

If religion is allowed continuos freedom of expression, the vast majority of people will be religious. Unbelief will always lose out in the end. The religious nature of man cannot be suppressed as long as man is man.

I suggest you get a good grounding in the REAL Christian faith and know exactly what you are into because your reply shows otherwise. Bless you.

I wonder exactly what you guys are defending, who exactly is fighting with you guys here. i am not on an attack na... Just asked to keep your money ..

Nawa oo are you sending your money or not?

ValentineMary:
Really hilarious. Christians still chase prosperity and pastors preach prosperity and at the same time they are anticipating Jesus coming. Something sounds fishy here.

Hahahahahaha i only asked to keep their money ooo so they can go to heaven, they start raining down insults

E pain them chai
This one sweet die

winner01:
The "End times" started when Jesus ascended. Could be 1000 years from now for all i care. If the Bible was written over a period of 4500 years and merely 2000 years later, skeptics think it is taking forever, i can only laugh.

But really, a non-existent God takes a huge chunk of your life, time and energy. I believe that extra time spent on "myths and fairytales" can be used to help yourself or another.

Yeah ok but i'd still keep your money for you, there is no need for them unless Jesus' horse broke a leg when they were riding down here to earth... I'll be waiting for the bank alert, should i send my A/C number sir?

winner01:
Your health is important to you man, we will continue to serve God.

Of course na, no work tomorrow so sleep till the cock crows the 50th time... And by the way i am not asking you not to serve God oo..

I am only asking you send me your money to keep na cus we are in the end times my brother..

I prefer bank transfers and eheee bros do you happen to own a property in Lekki i'll be needing the documents to that too..

Happy trip to heaven sir... Thank you in advance

winner01:
Hahahahahaha!!!! Staying awake till this time to mock christians LoL!!!! Staying awake till this time to mock christians ...says a lot about your burning passion, contempt and desperation, with the hope that we may somehow see some sense in this. it's quite funny a non existent God makes you restless and gives you sleepless nights.

Go get rest man, and channel your energy into more productive ventures.

hahahahahaha i take cash or bank transfers bros even property documents... Thanks in advance

Yeah you heard right, now please send me all your money so i can keep them for you cus i don't know why you'd need money when we are already at the end game.

Nobody needs money in heaven neither will the horse ride with Jesus back to heaven be paid for and there is absolutely no reason why you should be stashing money when you'd have no need for it since the end is here and Christ is coming

it's like buying pop corn for a movie that is already finished and is just showing the post introduction (Names of actors and crew)

So please thank you all very much as you send me your money and remember the bible says you should forgo the riches of the world and follow Christ, stash your riches in heaven not here on earth....

I'm Very serious..

I'll keep them safe for you so you can go to heaven properly .....

If horses invents a God, it would be in the image of a horse.

Tolexander:
God created man in his image. Gen 1:27.

In this verse, man created was Adam. [b[Adam was created in God's image.[/b] Mind you, nothing like circumcision has come in here.

Circumcision came as covenant by God with Abraham very long after the issue of creation. Gen 17:10 &11

Therefore characteristically God should have a penis then ...

Cc. lalasticlala mynd44

It's remarkably funny for an all powerful God humans are still doing the talk for him..lol..

God is not physical or measurable therefore cannot be ascertained but somehow can be subjectively known here defines the full meaning of imaginary. ..

Una get time...

It is an imbecili_c idea punishing someone for the fault of another but sadly this ridiculous idea is being applauded by billions who see themselves as unworthy and broken because a book told them a God is still blaming them for the sins of their alleged ancestors Adam and eve

TheFirstLady:
...ancient history from around the world gives credence to the Noah's flood... there was a flood at a point in the earth's history... it is an historical fact not some mythical tale...

there was no global flood, the story is of Sumerian origin and then later found in younger cultures afterwards..

Younger stories do not give credibility to old ones rather only stories of the same timeline can do that.

Myths and legends are centered around some original motif or theme, the historical consensus is that the Sumerian legend was actually referring to an in land flood in the mesopotamian region.

It cannot and never was a global flood, there is no such rain.

The myth of the God Ea warning the chief character and instructing him to build a boat is a plain myth in the sumerian legend..

It is a complete myth.... These stories, legends and myths served a theological purpose to these semitic cultures not a historical one its only 21st century moro_ns that tag them historical because their beliefs are centered around these myths.

omenka:
Lol. I like this guy, he'd make one helluva Scientologist.

Where in seven hells do you get your ideas??

I am not a scientologist, all you need do is do your research

TheFirstLady:
@Omenka... refer back to Noah and the antediluvian age... if that did happen as history suggest it did, look around you... there's something big coming... now if at the time of Noah GOD instructed Noah on an ark for safety and preservation though widely unpopular then... same as today HE has given some instructions... the point is, it is a matter of choice just as it was then as it is now...

The Noah's tale was copied from an older sumerian tale Epic of Gilgamesh. . . that's mythological borrow of cultural and religious cents.

omenka:
Atheist??


Where our pastors at??!! Oh, perhaps they've all gone to church.

..Humanity is so vulnerable that we leave that which is in front of us to chase after that which we do not have or know but a figment of our imaginations, thoughts and wishes.

the above quote of mine holds true for our perception of death.

Haven't you noticed how the word "Death" gives rise to different philosophies of hopeful realities to many.

-On one hand some speculate we do not really die but transcends and then gets reborn and live again and so it goes in a circle.

-Another suggests we do not get reborn but some thinking formless needless part of us continues somewhere else.

-Plato suggests the body is a prison for the soul.

Where as all these philosophies are profound and hopeful, i also call it greed, selfishness and a product of an unmatched ego wielded only by the human mind.

Humans have that egoistic tendency of deluding themselves to be the most important part of the universe..

That is why in this deluding ego they see themselves as deserving to live again but not every other animal or living thing in this earth that also live as they live and feel as they do.


-Just how important are we in this universe?

More important than the stars? Without the stars we won't be here but without us they were, are and will be.

More important than the plants ? without them we won't be here but without us they were, are and will be.

So how exactly are we more important, why do we prize ourselves the most important part of the cosmos when we are so deplorable and expendable that the cosmos won't even notice our disappearance.

So many stories have littered the course of human philosophy on the eventuality of death.

So many wishful hopeful fantasies has been conceived to give hope and comfort to the human mind when faced with the inevitability of death.

-We shall see again in paradise
-we shall be reborn again
-we shall make merry in Valhalla

amongst thousands of such tales.. I do not know how enticing these stories are but i know the greed of a human mind makes them comforting as nobody would like to imagine the absoluteness of the end of our being.

That to me comes from a short memory cus just a little journey backwards whene we were not here, imagining inexistence won't be far fetched.

We have been dead for an infinite time backwards, now we are here and we will soon be dead how then can we not imagine our the state we were before coming to this?.

I really understand the reasons why all these stories crop up in the human mind, why all these philosophies and emotional clutch to a comforting tale defines a huge part of our belief

It is because of the vulnerability of our being.

Being that almost certainly we are probably the only species amongst all in this planet that know at a very young age that we would die one day.

This knowledge of our inevitable end is somewhat like a burden to us .

I doubt that other species Chimpanzee, dogs , elephants even though alive as we are are fretting over an afterlife or performing rituals to earn a place in paradise or somewhere else outside the cosmos.

No they just live in the moment.

With all these stories filling the gap left by fear, vulnerability of our mind, we yet have no evidence to support these fantasies.

I do not claim to have knowledge of what happens in death but if anybody, person or book claims to know, they are both lying and fraudulent.

Because they do not know.

We are so concerned by what we want to be, by what we wish for that we forget and pay little mind to what we have which is NOW

So isn't it better and more noble we forget all these stories and focus on what we have and where we are which is Now and Here

Here and Now are the most important, certain aspect of it all, make them count and don't waste them chasing after a vague shadow of an uncertain wishful fantasy.

hemartins:
I won't emulate him. He disobeyed his teacher And thats a sin.

Blind conformity to the authority is the greatest enemy of truth..

Religions always have a way of turning things on their head that you can't help but wonder how they do it.

Just like the OP's question for every religious beliefs they believe that there is no salvation except through their own religion.

Muslims think Christians are going to hell, Christians think same of muslims and others and so it keeps going.

This expressly reveals a salvation criteria that is outrightly unjust yet peddled by these religions as a 'just' position by these their alleged God(s).

Imagine if islam is right, they are 7billion people in this planet and only about 1.8 are muslims. if Islam is right then up to 5.2 are heading to be roasted by God.

if Christianity is right then about 5billion are going to barbecued in an eternal fire by God for his eternal glory.

these gory ideas are wicked, barbaric and disturbing shows these religious doctrines as men conjuring up these disturbing ideas to scare people into conformity.

reveals the basis of religion to be "Fear" no wonder to most theists in this planet God is no more than a divine angry vengeful wrath.

You see you need not know anybody's religion inside out, as long as it involves the concept of wrathful barbaric God who would burn every other person who don't believe same as you do in a literal fire reveals all that one needs to know about you and your religion and the God is professes

This culture of every religion laying out their own "beliefs" as the criteria for attaining salvation in the "here after" reveals in the idea a child of the human mind, derived and peddled by distinct minds in coincide with their aim which is to promote their religion.

In all these fantasies and imaginary salvations and vague "here afters" peddled by religions i rather think it is more noble to focus of what we have and where we are rather than start chasing what we don't have and not even sure of.

Play hard, love hard, work hard.

the bottom line for me is to live life to the fullest in the "Here and Now" instead of chasing after a vague hoped-for "Here after".

And to make ever day count in some meaningful way and do something no matter how small it is to leave the world better than i met it

nikkyshyne:
This one no be coincidence oo. Psalm 35 must be strong. Let me go read it asap.

Yes psalm 35 is so strong that a mere rat didn't get the memo

princessammy:
recently i have been having terrible night mares almost every day. some times I wake up to see marks on my body as if someone with long nails scratched me.

For Goodness sake bros yes someone with nails scratched you and that person is not the ones you are chasing. you are only chasing a conjured illusion thereby employing an imaginary solution.

Someone with nails scratched you, you were sleeping and i am sure You have nails

Lets see if you can make sense of it.