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malvisguy212: Ok saying that a guy and his donkey had some conversations is mocking God's word? Or is this not really God's word mocking itself... SMH |
Krystalzkris: But somehow people doubt the story of God (Zeus) getting Alcmene pregnant |
malvisguy212: There is no place i ever mentioned doubting the stories on that post now you got defensive... I only listed out my favourite parts and you start shouting "corrupt" "biased" talk about insecurity .. . . . . Why is your belief so flimsy that you are just too insecure in it..![]() Jesus pray in private and it was recorded in the bible because the writer were inspired by God. Yes yes this is true praise the lord... !!! ![]() |
Krystalzkris: And who dah Bleep in their right senses would someone tell they got pregnant by some God and they believe it... if you cannot believe it if you fiancee told you i still wonder how one could believe the fable.. |
Mrcdorv:Uuhm do what exactly? |
Krystalzkris: And somehow the authors knew mary's sex life and knew so well she was a virgin... damn!!! |
sonOfLucifer: At least the God ea started minding his business after flooding us...... |
sonOfLucifer: And then a snake who somehow could talk told the rib woman to eat and apple and she did and God got mad.. was real mad that he had to murder his son for it but heck that didn't do it he is still mad ... ![]() |
sonOfLucifer:Don't forget a rib turned into a woman.. shiit i even thought evolution was ridiculous ... ![]() |
sonOfLucifer: Moses brings the 10 commandment that outlaws murder, comes down immediately from the mountain and murders 300 |
You don't need to become an atheist for some shabby unfounded reasons. You just need to free your reason and let your mind run wild. . . then have a total control over what you think you believe and what you don't. watch it play out... Doesn't necessarily mean you will turn out atheistic |
Eating Indomie is not biblical either, quite doing it ... |
-That part where a man and his donkey had some real heart to heart conversation. . . That was cute.. ![]() - When some dude lodged in the belly of a fish for 3 days and didn't take any selfie. .seriously shiit did get real... ![]() -Or that part 2bears mauled 42 children who didn't have legs to run but waited in line for their turn to get mauled one after the other.. ![]() -1 ship took in all animals in the world in pairs, had enough provisions to last a year and was manned only by 4 men and 4 women... this is real!!! Praise da lord - New testament is that time Jesus was praying in PRIVATE and somehow somebody who was supposed to be sleeping knew what Jesus prayed in private and wrote about it.... Seems legit |
Dude this God is too small to create the universe just look at it fiddling with solar system.. El is a petty deity, too small for universe... Get another. |
hyfr: When i was a kid, papa would slap okro commot your eyes if you missed church.. It is wrong to force the young children into submission, it is wrong to indoctrinate a young mind into some zappy belief when he/she doesn't know or have control over their reason. worst of all threatening them with an imaginary burning place or beating them physically to coerce them into submission is pure [size=20]Abuse[/size] |
Krystalzkris: Amadioha has anger issues just like Yahweh.. That kid (Amadioha) was feared in antiquity for not having restraint on who to zap with lightening.. when you talk about a mature God concept you talk about the IGBO concept of Chukwu. Nobody knows what it is, has no shrine or priest, needs nobody's worships and gives no hoot about your damn business because it is just too big above all that mundane crap.... That sounds like a Boss concept to me ![]() But when you start begging for it, threatening people to get it, blowing your own trumpet all day, then you are just a kid begging for attention bosses don't need shiit. |
Krystalzkris:[b] -something or someone that always needs worship and praise 24/7 always needs to be told how wonderful and nice it is - is narcissistic and egomaniac. narcissism is a character flaw emanating from insecurity in self and so needs the love of others to prize yourself important. how the hell did the creator of the universe get so childish as to start asking for worship. - threatening someone to get it is abuse and tyranny. . . How the heck did the creator of the universe get so childish as to always gloat about his awesomeness and power to mere humans even when nobody is even seeing anything.. ![]() How in the world did the creator of the universe stoop so low as to dabble into someone's business to see if they masturbate or not .. How in the world did the creator of the universe get so egomaniac and insecure that it gets a burning place to burn people who doesn't worship it. what dah heck is being that is powerful and huge enough to create the universe doing with worship [/b] |
fearlesschicken: Lmao. . . Its more like comedy to me now, i only wonder how people still believe that crap. . . A deistic God concept is far more mature... How to break free from all this is also a problem, even when one tries there is this big sense of guilt that just pulls one back in. The effect of indoctrination.. That is why i find the indoctrination of young children to be wicked and retarding. . such cowardice is stupendous. what are they afraid of, why not let the children grow up to a reasonable age before telling them about giants, talking snakes and donkeys, walking on water and flying into the sky stories and see how well that goes. Anyway untangling one's self from indoctrination is a slow and steady phase. . I suggest you don't think about these things too much so the clash of indoctrinated belief and reason in your mind doesn't bring you down. Give yourself time to realize what you believe or what you don't Anyhow sha, life moves on..... Life starts after dumping vis behind... |
fearlesschicken: -Don't have sex -stone a girl who is caught doing it and nobody should ask about the man. - If you have sex then am roasting you -But slavery is ok though.. I don't understand how owning another human is more moral than two consenting adults pleasing themselves... It is called misplaced priorities. Do you know why there was no "Don't have slaves in the 10 commandments?" Why do people pray against things that would eventually happen? E.g death, sadness,failure...etc We need an experiment on the efficacy of prayers, I will throw a cup up and let the whole world pray for it not to fall back down... Is the concept behind favour or grace. Correct or the word luck should be replaced with this words. It is a very selfish, self centered and arrogant concept hoarded by people who prize themselves more deserving than others.. |
aiize: I think you need to read the Op again because the intelligent Alien hullabaloo is a hollywood shabang.. The astronomers observed objects that are don't exhibit planetary characteristics but rather data shows off it off to possess artificial characteristics like some kind of satellite orbiting the earth but this one was actually orbiting a sun like a solar harnessing panel.. They speculate if it is indeed an artificially made object then it is made by a civilization in a nearby planet... this is science not hollywood.. |
Krystalzkris: Yeah creator of the universe also has emotional insecurities too, has a fragile heart that it gets hurt easily and begs for reverence and somehow has a very out of line anger issues.. Seriously this creator of the universe is far more insecure, narcissistic, emotionally unstable and barbaric than a human who supposedly should be the weak one here.. Lmao.. nawaoo !!! |
hahn:[b] You see conventional God concepts proposed by organized religions are just such childish concepts that it shouldn't make sense to any sane human.. Check this let me assume these Gods created the universe Brahma, Yahweh, Allah, Osiris, El and co.. So now something big enough to create even a galaxy, you can imagine how powerful and big such thing should be.. Now count back into the observable universe. Billions of galaxies, nebulas, countless stars, zillions of planets, asteroids, meteorites, dark matters and so on.. Now something large enough and powerful enough to create these things picks a cluster neighbourhood, an intergallactic neighbourhood, milky way galaxy, orions arm, interstella neighbourhood, solar system, earth then in this tiny planet out of countless galaxies in the universe. -The creator of the universe is threatening people to believe it or it burns them. -Getting jealous if they worship another -Begging for worship -Bearing grudges with tiny humans - Likes some sun baked pedophile arab man but hates pork - needs burnt animals Remember this supposedly should be the creator of this large universe. - Then has ego problems -Gets angry at humans in a tiny planet - Needs worship so bad that it wants it on daily and weekly basis and will burn you if you don't give it. - Likes men more than women.. -Picks a galaxy, orions arm, insterstella neighbourhood, solar system, earth, middle east then likes some nomadic primitive goat herders more than every other on earth.. Like who in the world can reconcile this . . . What exactly is something big enough to create the universe doing with belief? what the heck does it need worship for that it virtually asks for it all the time. How can the creator of the universe be so insecure that it gets jealous so low self esteemed that it praises it self and needs humans to praise it all the time. Gets concerned if i masturbate but not if a child dies of hunger...like WTF Comedy have never been too absurd before..... All these Gods are too small for this earth even talk more of the universe..[/b] |
Krystalzkris: You must believe it, you fucccking have no choice or you are freaking getting roasted. See i am a loving God and i love you but i created hell just in case you don't love me back.. Wait, who in the world should be proud of selling such crap to the public.. ![]() |
Krystalzkris:[b] It is like this.. Yahweh says "I am love and my love is UNCONDITIONAL forever... But wait .. - You must believe i exist or i burn you in fire --> Condition - You must believe i murdered my son to save you from what i will do to you --> Condition - You must accept my son as your personal lord and saviour or burn in hell bastard --> Condition-You must love me back or fucckk off into hell forever --> Condition - You must obey me or get roasted --> Condition - You must fear me or --> Condition -You must praise me all the time --> Condition -You must worship me or i barbecue you --> Condition -You can have slaves eeehm but don't eat pork --> Condition -Don't worship another God (Insecurity) --> Condition -Don't forget you must give me 10% of your money --> Condition -Even though i don't have one iota of evidence supporting the claim of my existence you must believe it or You get roasted ediot.. --> Condition -You must believe Jewish myth and don't ever question it Or --> Condition- A guy chilled in the belly of a damn fish for 3 days, yaaay great story now believe it or!!! --> Condition and thousand and ten other bla bla bla But remember my love is just unconditional and am all good tho ![]() [size=16]ME: uuuuuuuuhm ok **scratches head** I think you need to go home now, you are drunk and here **Hands it a dictionary** when you wake up after hangover check the meaning of unconditional again... [/size][/b] |
Pidggin:Because it is a freaking random world sweetheart, every interaction resulting another and so spans the chain reaction of random choices and interactions... Good things as well as bad things happen to both good and bad people alike because the world is a random one... |
And lets not forget God gave muhammed a flying horse...? |
Wow breathe taking. . . . Keeping fingers crossed ..... This is getting exciting.. |
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. . . . Why is your belief so flimsy that you are just too insecure in it..





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