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Christianity Etc › Re: What Is Your Favorite Story In The Old Testament Bible by johnydon22(m): 10:43am On Oct 18, 2015
malvisguy212:
alright, continue to mock God word, its is your choice.


Ok saying that a guy and his donkey had some conversations is mocking God's word?

Or is this not really God's word mocking itself... SMH
Christianity Etc › Re: What Is Your Favorite Story In The Old Testament Bible by johnydon22(m): 10:39am On Oct 18, 2015
Krystalzkris:
its just a made up story sha,its bound to have flaws... And Mary just blinked her eyes and voila,a baby started growing in her


But somehow people doubt the story of God (Zeus) getting Alcmene pregnant
Christianity Etc › Re: What Is Your Favorite Story In The Old Testament Bible by johnydon22(m): 10:34am On Oct 18, 2015
malvisguy212:
the talking donkey and the rest is a supernatural event, your corrupted mind and bias attitude is making you not to see the truth.


There is no place i ever mentioned doubting the stories on that post now you got defensive... I only listed out my favourite parts and you start shouting "corrupt" "biased"

talk about insecurity ..grin. . . . Why is your belief so flimsy that you are just too insecure in it..wink


Jesus pray in private and it was recorded in the bible because the writer were inspired by God.


Yes yes this is true praise the lord... !!!grin
Christianity Etc › Re: What Is Your Favorite Story In The Old Testament Bible by johnydon22(m): 10:30am On Oct 18, 2015
Krystalzkris:
of course the authors should know.. When writing a novel,don't you know the part the characters should play?


And who dah Bleep in their right senses would someone tell they got pregnant by some God and they believe it... if you cannot believe it if you fiancee told you i still wonder how one could believe the fable..
Christianity Etc › Re: Am Trying Hard Not To Be An Atheist But ...... by johnydon22(m): 10:28am On Oct 18, 2015
Mrcdorv:
Please dont do this to yourself.....pls
Uuhm do what exactly?
Christianity Etc › Re: What Is Your Favorite Story In The Old Testament Bible by johnydon22(m): 10:13am On Oct 18, 2015
Krystalzkris:
i love the part where an angel appeared to Joseph and told him to escape with his wife and Jesus in the DREAM... He didn't tell anyone,then how come its in the bible.. And lest we forget,he was also warned of his fiancee's pregnancy in the DREAM,he didnt tell anyone to avoid the death of his wife,yet we all know..


And somehow the authors knew mary's sex life and knew so well she was a virgin... damn!!!
Christianity Etc › Re: What Is Your Favorite Story In The Old Testament Bible by johnydon22(m): 10:12am On Oct 18, 2015
sonOfLucifer:
Lol.
First he flooded us, then his son does James Bond on our behalf, but still he will send us to burning fire for the rest of eternity. The all-Sufficient craves worship like crack, even his Son said he will turn stones to worship HIM if we don't. lmfao.. what a sick baby..


At least the God ea started minding his business after flooding us......
Christianity Etc › Re: What Is Your Favorite Story In The Old Testament Bible by johnydon22(m): 9:49am On Oct 18, 2015
sonOfLucifer:
Adam was the first to eat ribs.. grin grin wink

And then a snake who somehow could talk told the rib woman to eat and apple and she did and God got mad..

was real mad that he had to murder his son for it but heck that didn't do it he is still mad ...cheesy
Christianity Etc › Re: What Is Your Favorite Story In The Old Testament Bible by johnydon22(m): 9:46am On Oct 18, 2015
sonOfLucifer:
Moses and God killed more Israelites than the Egyptians. grin
Don't forget a rib turned into a woman..

shiit i even thought evolution was ridiculous ... grin
Christianity Etc › Re: What Is Your Favorite Story In The Old Testament Bible by johnydon22(m): 9:37am On Oct 18, 2015
sonOfLucifer:
Ever noticed how the older we grew, the smaller Goliath became...


Moses brings the 10 commandment that outlaws murder, comes down immediately from the mountain and murders 300
Christianity Etc › Re: Am Trying Hard Not To Be An Atheist But ...... by johnydon22(m): 9:35am On Oct 18, 2015
You don't need to become an atheist for some shabby unfounded reasons.

You just need to free your reason and let your mind run wild. . . then have a total control over what you think you believe and what you don't.

watch it play out... Doesn't necessarily mean you will turn out atheistic
Christianity Etc › Re: Is Courtship Biblical Or Not?? by johnydon22(m): 9:26am On Oct 18, 2015
Eating Indomie is not biblical either, quite doing it ...
Christianity Etc › Re: What Is Your Favorite Story In The Old Testament Bible by johnydon22(m): 9:16am On Oct 18, 2015
-That part where a man and his donkey had some real heart to heart conversation. . . That was cute..cheesy

- When some dude lodged in the belly of a fish for 3 days and didn't take any selfie. .seriously shiit did get real... lipsrsealed

-Or that part 2bears mauled 42 children who didn't have legs to run but waited in line for their turn to get mauled one after the other.. grin

-1 ship took in all animals in the world in pairs, had enough provisions to last a year and was manned only by 4 men and 4 women... this is real!!! Praise da lord shocked

- New testament is that time Jesus was praying in PRIVATE and somehow somebody who was supposed to be sleeping knew what Jesus prayed in private and wrote about it.... Seems legit wink
Christianity Etc › Re: Christians And Muslims, This Guy Claim To Have Created The World. See by johnydon22(m): 9:02am On Oct 18, 2015
Dude this God is too small to create the universe just look at it fiddling with solar system..

El is a petty deity, too small for universe... Get another.
Christianity Etc › Re: Parents Fatally Whipped Teen Who Wanted To Quit Church by johnydon22(m): 8:57am On Oct 18, 2015
sonOfLucifer:
Lol.

The parents doesn't know Johnydon22 rather ...cheesy
Christianity Etc › Re: Parents Fatally Whipped Teen Who Wanted To Quit Church by johnydon22(m): 8:55am On Oct 18, 2015
hyfr:
There's more tto this story, his parents cant actually kill him because of such mere issue. Hope this article isn't trying to paint christianity black.


When i was a kid, papa would slap okro commot your eyes if you missed church..

It is wrong to force the young children into submission, it is wrong to indoctrinate a young mind into some zappy belief when he/she doesn't know or have control over their reason.

worst of all threatening them with an imaginary burning place or beating them physically to coerce them into submission is pure [size=20]Abuse[/size]
Christianity Etc › Re: Off Topics thread,post Anything And Everything Concerning Religion Here. by johnydon22(m): 8:50am On Oct 18, 2015
Krystalzkris:
the igbo version of god,Amadioha,is more matured.. Yahweh is more like a 5year old kid..


Amadioha has anger issues just like Yahweh.. That kid (Amadioha) was feared in antiquity for not having restraint on who to zap with lightening..

when you talk about a mature God concept you talk about the IGBO concept of Chukwu.

Nobody knows what it is, has no shrine or priest, needs nobody's worships and gives no hoot about your damn business because it is just too big above all that mundane crap.... That sounds like a Boss concept to me cool

But when you start begging for it, threatening people to get it, blowing your own trumpet all day, then you are just a kid begging for attention bosses don't need shiit.
Christianity Etc › Re: Off Topics thread,post Anything And Everything Concerning Religion Here. by johnydon22(m): 8:37am On Oct 18, 2015
Krystalzkris:
don't break his heart,say u love him again,undo the hurt you caused when you walk out the door,walked out of his life... ELSE HE'L ROAST YOUR DITCHING ASS...gringringrincheesy
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-something or someone that always needs worship and praise 24/7 always needs to be told how wonderful and nice it is - is narcissistic and egomaniac.

narcissism is a character flaw emanating from insecurity in self and so needs the love of others to prize yourself important.

how the hell did the creator of the universe get so childish as to start asking for worship.

- threatening someone to get it is abuse and tyranny. . . How the heck did the creator of the universe get so childish as to always gloat about his awesomeness and power to mere humans even when nobody is even seeing anything.. grin

How in the world did the creator of the universe stoop so low as to dabble into someone's business to see if they masturbate or not ..

How in the world did the creator of the universe get so egomaniac and insecure that it gets a burning place to burn people who doesn't worship it.

what dah heck is being that is powerful and huge enough to create the universe doing with worship

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Christianity Etc › Re: Off Topics thread,post Anything And Everything Concerning Religion Here. by johnydon22(m): 8:31am On Oct 18, 2015
fearlesschicken:
Lol @johny and Pyyro
Seriously its all very frustrating thinking about all this things......


Lmao. . . Its more like comedy to me now, i only wonder how people still believe that crap. . . A deistic God concept is far more mature...


How to break free from all this is also a problem, even when one tries there is this big sense of guilt that just pulls one back in.

The effect of indoctrination..

That is why i find the indoctrination of young children to be wicked and retarding. . such cowardice is stupendous.

what are they afraid of, why not let the children grow up to a reasonable age before telling them about giants, talking snakes and donkeys, walking on water and flying into the sky stories and see how well that goes.

Anyway untangling one's self from indoctrination is a slow and steady phase. . I suggest you don't think about these things too much so the clash of indoctrinated belief and reason in your mind doesn't bring you down.

Give yourself time to realize what you believe or what you don't


Anyhow sha, life moves on.....

Life starts after dumping vis behind... smiley
Christianity Etc › Re: Off Topics thread,post Anything And Everything Concerning Religion Here. by johnydon22(m): 11:56pm On Oct 17, 2015
fearlesschicken:
Why did God grant us sexual urges and desires if we we are not allowed to explore them or even to jerk it off till we are married?


-Don't have sex

-stone a girl who is caught doing it and nobody should ask about the man.

- If you have sex then am roasting you

-But slavery is ok though..

I don't understand how owning another human is more moral than two consenting adults pleasing themselves... It is called misplaced priorities.

Do you know why there was no "Don't have slaves in the 10 commandments?"


Why do people pray against things that would eventually happen? E.g death, sadness,failure...etc


We need an experiment on the efficacy of prayers, I will throw a cup up and let the whole world pray for it not to fall back down...wink


Is the concept behind favour or grace. Correct or the word luck should be replaced with this words.


It is a very selfish, self centered and arrogant concept hoarded by people who prize themselves more deserving than others..
Science/Technology › Re: Astronomers May Have Found Giant Alien 'megastructures' Orbiting Star by johnydon22(m): 11:03pm On Oct 17, 2015
aiize:
I dunno why people always fink Aliens r more intelligent undecided


I think you need to read the Op again because the intelligent Alien hullabaloo is a hollywood shabang..

The astronomers observed objects that are don't exhibit planetary characteristics but rather data shows off it off to possess artificial characteristics like some kind of satellite orbiting the earth but this one was actually orbiting a sun like a solar harnessing panel..

They speculate if it is indeed an artificially made object then it is made by a civilization in a nearby planet... this is science not hollywood..
Christianity Etc › Re: Off Topics thread,post Anything And Everything Concerning Religion Here. by johnydon22(m): 10:43pm On Oct 17, 2015
Krystalzkris:
johnny,you are blaspheming. You don't want to hurt god,do u?


Yeah creator of the universe also has emotional insecurities too, has a fragile heart that it gets hurt easily and begs for reverence and somehow has a very out of line anger issues..

Seriously this creator of the universe is far more insecure, narcissistic, emotionally unstable and barbaric than a human who supposedly should be the weak one here..

Lmao.. nawaoo !!!
Christianity Etc › Re: Off Topics thread,post Anything And Everything Concerning Religion Here. by johnydon22(m): 10:39pm On Oct 17, 2015
hahn:
Did Jesus ever smoke weed?
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You see conventional God concepts proposed by organized religions are just such childish concepts that it shouldn't make sense to any sane human..

Check this let me assume these Gods created the universe Brahma, Yahweh, Allah, Osiris, El and co..

So now something big enough to create even a galaxy, you can imagine how powerful and big such thing should be..

Now count back into the observable universe.

Billions of galaxies, nebulas, countless stars, zillions of planets, asteroids, meteorites, dark matters and so on..

Now something large enough and powerful enough to create these things picks a cluster neighbourhood, an intergallactic neighbourhood, milky way galaxy, orions arm, interstella neighbourhood, solar system, earth then in this tiny planet out of countless galaxies in the universe.

-The creator of the universe is threatening people to believe it or it burns them.

-Getting jealous if they worship another

-Begging for worship

-Bearing grudges with tiny humans

- Likes some sun baked pedophile arab man but hates pork

- needs burnt animals

Remember this supposedly should be the creator of this large universe.

- Then has ego problems

-Gets angry at humans in a tiny planet

- Needs worship so bad that it wants it on daily and weekly basis and will burn you if you don't give it.

- Likes men more than women..

-Picks a galaxy, orions arm, insterstella neighbourhood, solar system, earth, middle east then likes some nomadic primitive goat herders more than every other on earth..

Like who in the world can reconcile this . . . What exactly is something big enough to create the universe doing with belief?

what the heck does it need worship for that it virtually asks for it all the time.

How can the creator of the universe be so insecure that it gets jealous

so low self esteemed that it praises it self and needs humans to praise it all the time.

Gets concerned if i masturbate but not if a child dies of hunger...like WTF

Comedy have never been too absurd before..... All these Gods are too small for this earth even talk more of the universe..
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Christianity Etc › Re: Off Topics thread,post Anything And Everything Concerning Religion Here. by johnydon22(m): 10:23pm On Oct 17, 2015
Krystalzkris:
lol... That's just the way it is... Most times i just wonder how i used to believe that one fella died for my sins,even before I was born,yet,Id still get punished for them when i die.. Sounds like deceit or mtn scam..

You must believe it, you fucccking have no choice or you are freaking getting roasted.

See i am a loving God and i love you but i created hell just in case you don't love me back..




Wait, who in the world should be proud of selling such crap to the public..huh
Christianity Etc › Re: Off Topics thread,post Anything And Everything Concerning Religion Here. by johnydon22(m): 10:10pm On Oct 17, 2015
Krystalzkris:
why do people say that God's Love is unconditional even though we need to believe in him first before we make heaven?? Did they forget the meaning of unconditional??
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It is like this..

Yahweh says "I am love and my love is UNCONDITIONAL forever...

But wait ..

- You must believe i exist or i burn you in fire --> Condition

- You must believe i murdered my son to save you from what i will do to you --> Condition

- You must accept my son as your personal lord and saviour or burn in hell bastard angry --> Condition

-You must love me back or fucckk off into hell forever --> Condition

- You must obey me or get roasted --> Condition

- You must fear me or --> Condition

-You must praise me all the time --> Condition

-You must worship me or i barbecue you --> Condition

-You can have slaves eeehm but don't eat pork --> Condition

-Don't worship another God (Insecurity) --> Condition

-Don't forget you must give me 10% of your money --> Condition

-Even though i don't have one iota of evidence supporting the claim of my existence you must believe it or You get roasted ediot.. --> Condition

-You must believe Jewish myth and don't ever question it Or angry --> Condition

- A guy chilled in the belly of a damn fish for 3 days, yaaay great story now believe it or!!! --> Condition

and thousand and ten other bla bla bla

But remember my love is just unconditional and am all good tho smiley


[size=16]ME: uuuuuuuuhm ok **scratches head** I think you need to go home now, you are drunk and here **Hands it a dictionary** when you wake up after hangover check the meaning of unconditional again...grin[/size]
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Christianity Etc › Re: Off Topics thread,post Anything And Everything Concerning Religion Here. by johnydon22(m):
Pidggin:
Why do good people suffer
Because it is a freaking random world sweetheart, every interaction resulting another and so spans the chain reaction of random choices and interactions...

Good things as well as bad things happen to both good and bad people alike because the world is a random one...
Christianity Etc › Re: Off Topics thread,post Anything And Everything Concerning Religion Here. by johnydon22(m):
And lets not forget God gave muhammed a flying horse...?
Science/Technology › Re: Astronomers May Have Found Giant Alien 'megastructures' Orbiting Star by johnydon22(m): 7:13pm On Oct 17, 2015
Wow breathe taking. . . . Keeping fingers crossed ..... This is getting exciting..

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