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Elparaiso:
If Joseph was an Igbo man.....
He no go pay bride price....

If he was me......
She had better bring the holy spirit to town hall o....

Hahahahahaha asin eeeehn im deh carry am come town hall sharp sharp... umu nna must look into the matter

Misogynist2014:
With Elisha's Faith a bag of flour was sold for two shekels within 24hrs
With faith Jesus calmed the storm
With faith, the woman with the issue of blood was healed
With faith Abraham became the friend of God
With faith Noah became righteous, he listened to the word of God when he built the ark, flood came, many died, Noah and his family was saved, as it was then, so is it now. The fire of God is eternal fire Jude 1:7, God told Noah he was going to destroy the earth with fire, since the men in Noah's time died once and both soul and and body were destroyed Matthew 10:28, same will happen again, using fire.

Hahahahahahaha and how did u know this... U dont you also believe them with faith cus the bible said so... hmmm seems very convinient ... circular faith...

DanielBlanc:
I must admit ur way of thinking is funny, so u are like what age actually 12, 60, 80, 120 to av been the only one who knew of the talking snake or not the serpent, u dnt just voice wat is in ur head without any analitical assessment, the word is delusion

now genius tell me what it is if not a snake... christians and their way of twisting their own bible

ProphetUdeme:
revelation 12 vs 9 - and the great dragon was cast out, which was that old snake (serpent) called the devil satan which deceiveth the whole world, he was cast out and his angels cast out with him

Genesis called it a plain snake, an animal And now he is quoting revelation to tell me it was devil (dragon)...smh... how shallow

truthman2012:
How can some be true when you believe no God no satan?

What makes some true?

What or who is behind the knowledge of the true ones?

Am refering to some activities or wrong done by men of the christian religion histoically these are activities of men not god... the bull crap that satan created the men thru genetic engineering is real non-sense and so is all his talks on supernatural...

truthman2012:
Father Satan?

No wonder you have pasted lies and fallacies. It is just a continuation of satan's fight against the true God.

Noo some of the things he posted are quite true tho... but none of the entities he is trying to preach or debunk exists...

Misogynist2014:
The only criteria one must use to be an atheist is if he can prove God doesn't exist and not if he can't prove God exist, for if one chooses the later, he will have to follow through faith, making him a foöl for risking putting his life in eternal hell, where there would be wailing and gnashing of teeth. Are you prepared to take the risk?

So u are a christian and u choose to believe god exist even tho their is no evidence, because someone told u if u do not believe the jewish deity he will burn u in hell for all eternity when u die and oh the jewish deity is very loving too but will burn u in hell forever for not believing...

Neither this god u are trying to debunk or the satan you are trying to preach none of them are factual... they Dont exist... simple...

lomaxx:
Christian blame the devil for everything.

Even when its clear the talking snake did it!

Now i think its time we treat this once and for all. . . The bible was very clear when it said that the talking snake decieved the woman NOW THE serpent was more subtle and crafty than any living creature of the field which the Lord God had made. And he said to the woman, Can it really be that God has said, You shall not eat from every tree of the garden?
2And the woman said to the serpent, We may eat the fruit from the trees of the garden,

3Except the fruit from the tree which is in the middle of the garden. God has said, You shall not eat of it, neither shall you touch it, lest you die.

4But the serpent said to the woman, You shall not surely die,
Here you see it said the snake was more sublte and crafty than every other animal. ok after the fall of adam and eve God punished the talking snake by removing its leg and making it crawl on it belly. . . now its very clear that this was an animal, a talking snake created by God and not the devil. . So why do christians always yapping the devil decieved eve. . . ??

[b] In planet earth:
We live and we die
we laugh, we cry
we work, we rest
we eat, we go hungry
we have pains and joys
happiness and sadness
we shed tears and we smile
we struggle and we survive
we hope and we despair
we feel bad and feel better afterwards
we are mortals and nothing makes life more beautiful than that.
it is in all this that we find balance and the essence of living. . . if you
remove the cry, hunger, sadness they won't be balance cus their
counterparts won't exist.
it baffles me why people tend to love the unknown and ignore the known.
heaven and hell are unknown nobody bleeping know if they are real but we
all know of one reality and that is EARTH, our planet, our home.
EARTH is known, earth is real and earth is the only reality that is truer than
true.
you can put ur hope in the unknown but please let the good in you help
rebuild the earth and make it better.
lets us rebuild our home and make it better and peaceful.
Gaia(earth) needs goodness and peace
gaia is beautiful.
gaia does not deserve to be destroyed.
love earth and save earth.. #We Owe it To Our Children And Ourselves [/b]
By JOHNYDON

Hiswordxray:
I do not make claims, I speak that truth and you know it.

You speak no truth bro...Just give us the informations and we will believe!

Misogynist2014:
Prison walls indeed. I love your courage, its just that there is 100% probability of you going to hell. @op, try going through these websites: jesus-is-savior.com and answeringislam.org. One thing you have to ask your self is, Do I have proof that God doesn't exist? If you don't, stick to your faith cos its worth it.

lolz.. U sir are very funny.... Threatening a sober mind with hell is like a child threatening a grown up that fairies wont give them candy...

Busybody2:
Take note, na here you and I go dey when you will start preaching on this section...I understand your worries, you are probably an empath and a laugh-a-minute person like me who just wants world peace and joy all round, but trust God when He says soon we will all be changed in a moment and all the evils of the world would be forgotten and their would be no more pain and suffering...and always remember when you call in Jesus, all things are possible It is well Brethren

Lol.. Dont i just love ur confidence.....So u are a humanist??

Busybody2:
You are in the Spirit Bruv

Love indeed is the greatest commandment in the Bible. We are commanded to love God, then love our neighbours as ourselves So don't worry, you would not die as my Christian brother testified in haste, but rather you would live to proclaim the name and marvellous works of our Almighty God

hahahahahahahahaha

Busybody2:
Ouch what is wrong with those at yabaleft KK, I am just a carefree very playful being with no serious bone in my body who is always laughing/clowning around...My folks are strong Ifa peeps...but it happened that God was trying to use me as some sort of vessel but I didn't take it seriously because like I said I wasn't a Christian...


I recently developed this strong precognition skills (which in Science field is classed under the highly credible Parapsychological phenomenon and has passed many meta-analysis) and started getting vivid dreams, visions, revelations, etc...although I was told it was there but had been suppressed by evil forces utilising dark energy... because prior to this I just used to get 3/4 dreams a year which always came to pass...so I was getting woken up from sleep every night with lots of vocal admonition to obey a certain will God assigned for me but would vehemently refuse and start going back and forth with God that no He created us with freewill and I refuse to tow the path He wants me to tow and will exercise my own right, that I need to be left to sleep in peace...I even had this "since you are my Heavenly Father, I like to disobey my earthly father sometimes so get used to this stubborn side of me God, and I would cheekily remind Him that afterall He kuku created me and my acid tongue too...


That's how one night I got yanked somewhere, found myself on God's back in a piggyback mode so I couldn't see His face, but I saw Jesus standing opposite God and stuck out my tongue at him and said "I fine pass you sef"...I heard both of them chuckle and a startled Jesus say "of course he is more handsome than I" and I responded "nah, I am finer because I was made in the image of God", then both of them laughed and I found myself in my bed again...the place had grey clouds everywhere and everywhere was a soft dusky grey and it looked like they were going to bed when I had that encounter


I was told by Pastors that that is an encounter people spend 21 days dry fasting to achieve...I woke up vowing to stop joking with everything and start taking life seriously so that next time such opportunity comes my way I will have serious lists of questions to ask both of them

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha now this is serious... even the Christians will be laughing at this.. the place weh sweet me pass is that place that u were dragging with jesus who gat more finer looks... chai... their is nothing one will not see in nairaland religion section ooo

Busybody2:
Have posted.

Yes they are whitish in complexion but we have all been adopted as sons of God so skin colour is no longer relevant. In Him their is neither jew nor gentile, male or female, slaves or...

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha chisooooooos This is priceless.... am loving this lady..

where is the lady that said she saw god and jesus in the flesh please am still waiting for u to tell me how and where and how did u know it was them u saw and did u take a selfie with them? they were white dudes huh??

Hiswordxray:
Since you people like proof can you prove he is lying?
Can you prove that his story is false?
if not then SHUT UP!!!

lmao..Now this one is emotional

Hiswordxray:
I am beginning to loss hope in you my friend. If you could hear a thing like this and still not believe how am l sure you would believe in I should tell you your real name and where you are right now.
You would also find an excuse not to believe. You have harden your heart to God.

God was telling me that even if I tell you private things about you, you won't believe. But I didn't want to listen because I have hope in you. Now I know it a waste of time.

You have chosen your part good Bye.

oooooh mehn just tell him already and stop this dodging tactise... Or better still stop claiming you know anything about him when you dont cus it makes u a BIG FAT LIAR

Busybody2:
This is what baffles me. Y'all are ready to believe all 'em "Galileo said, Nostrademus said" junk, but starts throwing tantrums when we say "God says"...and it's worse with these former Christians

Because gelileo actually said and wrote and then died and was buried....

Busybody2:
I was an atheist who didn't come from a Christian home so was probably a worse skeptic than you...until I saw Jesus and God in the flesh a year ago...

Hahahahaha this one says she saw god and jesus in the flesh a year ago... woooow did u take a selfie wif them? where did u see them and how did u know it was god and jesus u saw?

davien:
lol I was warned I would die if I defaced a poster of chris okotie,I did and surprise surprise I'm still alive...

Hahahahahahaha am still waitin for the guy to give me one hour to live... meanwhile we are still waiting for the op to die before tomorrow... chai smh...

godsgift233:
Give a man a fish and he will eat
for a day; teach a man to fish and
he will eat for a lifetime; give a
man religion and he will die
praying for a fish.

hahahahahaha asin eeeehn so so truer than true.

ezehy:
why would things work for you when u doubt God or when u think u can do it ur self I tell u. u have only 24 hours to decide now cause I can see devil standing to take ur life tomorrow within d next 24 hours so u better run to God's present now four hours prayers don't say I did not tell u d holyghost speaking

hahahahahahahaha look at the type of nonsense someone is typing and says it proves his god exists... boy u are messed up. op we will be waiting for u to type tomorrow and show this motherfucker that u didnt pray neither did any devil take ur life... Devil that doesnt exist taking a life... what nonsense.
Bros please tell me the devil will take my life in next one hour i will be happy to accept that challange and show u how useless ur beliefs are...

ezehy:
demons, devils, witches they all fear me why because I carry d power and spirit of God. God is real

Demons, devils and witches dont exist.... How can things that are abstract like demons, devils and witches help you prove ur god... smh...

Jakeattah:
If you are waiting to see a leg instantly straighten or blind man healed before you believe that God performs miracles then ur an atheist yourself.

I'm not avoiding any question, but the problem with some Christians is they are always chasing miracles and end up being duped or even worse than they started. so if you want a miracle pray and believe. even better see the things we take for granted like waking up or the normal daily functioning of your body as miracles- which they are.

why dont u just tell him once and for all that miracles dont happen and stop yapping...

seunds1:
If u read again, u will see I wrote it that some stufs was recommended for mi...u shld understand wat dat meant...what stufs is recommended for a sick person? Isn't it medication? mind u I said heart pain. Plese read to understand. This is just my testimony to the glory of God.

Lmao... very funny people... i had chest pain last week and it stop two days later... thats just it... you guys should stop attributing stuffs to the supernatural. .

Hiswordxray:
If the stone fall and you say it didn't fall how would I know you are lying?

no all of us will be present...watching u pray and observing the stone shift from the table and fall to the ground... that will be clear for all to see, it will be an overwhelming evidence dont u think?...

Hiswordxray:
That's a stupid challenge.

lolzzz ooo actually it was a very simple one...i can push a stone down from a table and am sure if i can do it, what about an all powerful god... common bro u are bigger than this!... he can do it.

Hiswordxray:
You don't believe in God.

He believes in himself

Hiswordxray:
God loves you so much. Actually I don't really like to prove to people about God, I simply tell them the Word. But if this is what will make you believe then wait and see...

hahahahaha i like ur faith... anyways we are waiting for you to tell us about him.. get ready philfearon he will tell u that u were once a catholic...lmao. ... hiswordxray please remember my challange in d other thread havent gotten a reply from you dearest friend !!!