₦airaland Forum

So because UK dey lift border on July 1st.....Na So F.G. come eavesdrop bah!!!

LosC:
See the woman cap

No b ordinary cap b dat ooo...

Oga prof virology.. 4get dat u story of strains...Make una give us remedy....Instead of escalating mata....wetin concern us with B1..B12....before u know...dem go add B-complex...

ahiboilandgas:
which school you attend pls go collect your school fees

Wat if him Don use d school fees play 2odds nko? ?

mandalorian:
I'm looking for a nanny, do send me a dm, you'll make a good candidate. Thanks for your kind observation though

SHOTS FIRED....I REPEAT SHOTS FIRED @ 3 O'CLOCK...MAN DOWN...MAN DOWN...911calling......deeelm!!! dat was classic...

Person wey no sabi say Dino Na Egbun picker 4 d game just dey learn work

uote author=nonyofor2 post=90824833]Imagine Ebonyi from no where made top 3[/quote]See ehn....Make I yarn u.....dis Life wey u come na xpress way nd Overtaking is allowed..

GBOKASINCHA:
Jowizazaa ezego 1 na ekwulobia this guy Dey use dss as maiguard and errand boys

Oga I stand to correct u....He doesn't make use of dss rather he makes use of ndi Akpo obi (bouncers) putting on suit....

Naija4love:
Are you really ok with this your words and is this girls that makes God truly in that Church or it for business strategy

See as d girls dem cross leg like person wey wan catch client

SonCAP ooo....ManCAP....daughterCAP ooo..womanCAP..nothing go still happen..dis na just formal way of introducing....EGUNJE; SÒ WO MI DA....dis is Naija...Na even now u go see Rise in inferior goods sef....NONSENSE CAPtivity...

Wait oo.....no be the same pest wey otapiapia 50naira dey kill so.......so dem go buy 13billion naira worth of otapiapia...Dat wan na World pest control b Dat na...

Alwaysachick:
Super woman


Has oga Lia Mohammed gotten a new job at Ebonylife TV

See u......iz lyk u are a learner abi.....so u don't know dat dey have share holders nd Major shareholders abi.!!?

LabDNA:
I first heard about the shooting from Kanu. Ol boy, Ohamadike dey get information o.

See u...... D Baba get 3rd eye 4 villa na...

Galactico4ever:
FAKE NEWS EVERYWHERE.THE GOVERMENT IS LYING!!!

Can U justify ur claims? ? ?

BAZ001:
Very good question
Someone in my house has tested negative so I assume I'm also negative. D person had contact with two positive cases and they were asked to stay in self isolation till the test result was out.

With all due respect.....U shouldn't live on assumptions u know....Go get tested nd come tell us the credibility of ncdc statistics okay...

inoki247:
well dem no dey consult Oracle again to choose king na Bank account dem dey consult now

No be only bank account oooo.....Godfather go join body put so everywhere go dey coolele like wazobia fm

BAZ001:
God o God oh God ohh
Six hundred

I was on a long queue at the ATM and suddenly realized that i was the only one wearing face mask , 3 or 4 people had their mask on but below their chin not covering mouth or nose, 1 elderly man wore mask but only covering mouth nose was exposed.

Then I went to my Mecho workshop and also observed that no social distance or wearing of mask, infact I was almost convinced and brainwashed by Mecho that corona virus is not in Nigeria, that the real corona virus was only on the people that came from abroad and they are all dead that the remaining people in isolation centers are fake and politics.

Wear mask , practice social distance una no go hear. See result for June highest ever.
APC govt self no care again who go survive go survive dem just the reopen everywhere dey go.
Local flight go soon start

Sorry to say but with all dis observations; Wat makes u think u not asymptomatic by now??

positivelord:
I dont get it..you open airport and block inter-state for road user...

Hopefully interstate ban might be lifted before flight operation commences cus it doesn't make any sense anymore wen domestic flight kicks off...

So naija airspace Don become Hot cake na....ndi Ara

Wait a minute....If I heard clearly....Abuja to Akure......Wen dem lift interstate na? ? ? Everybody 4 d bus found wanting....den dat Baba should be declared wanted...

Azmanaty:
He is still very clueless
I didnt call name shaa

Dat guy from Sudan abi? ?

[quote author=Hofbrauhaus post=90123307]Pastor odumeje spoke all these big grammar? Where is the video? [/quote
Exactly ma point on 1st view....shw us d video lets see hw he managed to construct doze sound lexis...

bigiyaro:
WOW! These sniper guys gat sweet guns.

Are u kidding me!!!......All doze hunter guns am seeing der... (Egbe eji achu nta)

pahoehoe:
I doubt if one hour will be enough for the prayer. Meanwhile, click on the links on my signature to know how you will be making excess of N2M per plot from Ibeju Lekki estates.

U dey doubt am......Oya make una kukuma sleep 4 der na....

As Vaccine no wan show up....d frontliners were advised to bring up traditional cure.....nd someone is giving it a trial nd U piple are sanctioning her....

TheEffective:


Those who are focused in life use that one year to acquire certifications(not NIM) that will define their advantage once they enter the job market but you are busy knacking away a valuable and most important phase of your life.

If you understand the competition for graduate jobs and the complexity of hiring, you would enter the NYSC gate like one going to battle.

By the time I was leaving NYSC, I had acquired three (3) badass certifications in my field. I came out with my head up high while my guys had their tails stuck between their butts. Two months after, three good jobs came calling. Empowerment is greater than 'knacking'.

Baba 4get doze kpalis.......even at dat u go still straff joo..No b Service year dem call am....U gats service ursef wela na...Me comot with 5 standard cert nt just in my field but other fields after Service.+ d strafficology making it 6.....omo no go jonz ur 1year of service without in depth xploration oo....

People are rili funny these days sha......which 1ne is welcome development when we all know dat it will never affect his Salary.....mtcheeew

ddippset:
1. Corona virus is real.
2. Corona virus is in Nigeria.
3. We may have inaccurate test kits.
4. We may have unqualified testing personnels.
5. A good number of the people being quarantined actually do not have corona due to 3 and 4 above.
6. There is no cure for corona.
7. Corona virus is less potent in Africa than in the West.
8. The best option is to keep everyone at home and give reasonable palliatives to go round for everybody.
9. The Government does not have to means to do number 8 above.
10. Corona virus is real and is here with us!

Do not let hunger stand between you and your safety and thereby fall for the trick that corona is audio.

Do your best to stay corona-free!.

U see dat ur number 7 is our Saving grace in this Zoo......u can't tell me hw d crowded market places in this Zoo can survive d virus if it was rili potent in dis part of the world....

daresma77:
we are patiently waiting

Like say u b air traveller...