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Politics › Re: Yakubu Gowon Celebrates His 88th Birthday Today by jojothaiv(m): 8:37am On Oct 19, 2022
I was fortunate to see this man in Assembly Of God Birnin Kebbi in Kebbi years ago, so gracious while leading the prayers...

He was just too assured and calm in his disposition for an elder statesman.

Happy birthday sir!
Politics › Re: Katsina High Court Recovers Over ₦900 Million From Anchor Borrowers Scheme by jojothaiv(m): 7:42am On Oct 19, 2022
divinehand2003:
So many people thought the loans were grants. So they used the loan to marry more wives instead of investing it in their business. Sai baba should have properly informed them that these loans were meant to be repaid at some point.
The average northerner (sadly I'm one of them) would rather add more amariya instead of putting those funds into their agricultural business.

I was talking one Alerawa yesterday and the man said some of the folks from Jega know about the recovery thing but folks from Aliero think it's business as usual, most of them used the funds to either marry new wives, and show themselves.
Family › Re: My Mother-in-law Told Me Not To Touch My Wife by jojothaiv(m): 3:50am On Oct 19, 2022
Starz825:
Obavoh...your name doesn't even sound Nigerian...
Sounds french from Benin republic
You lie not, the whole epistle sound like a non Nigerian experience sef.

Sometimes, some of us even dey avoid our wives during the pregnancy talk less of weeks wey she con born..
Sports › Re: N'Golo Kante Ruled Out Of World Cup. by jojothaiv(m): 3:44am On Oct 19, 2022
It's well....
Foreign Affairs › Re: US F-16 Jets Intercepts 2 Russian Nuclear Bombers Crossing Into Alaska (Photo) by jojothaiv(m): 10:15pm On Oct 18, 2022
Na man do man jo..
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: What's Your Worst Experience with online marketers by jojothaiv(m): 6:53pm On Oct 18, 2022
Emperordynasty:
I was told that once I sent a dm I would be among the lucky ten people who will get access to a video on a course where I will learn affiliate marketing

I was like wow...I dm and I was “supposedly” among the lucky 10 that this marketer wanted to help but after watching the 30 minutes long video it’s summary was that I was to buy a course of 50k
Lol I just blocked the guy
Conclusion: Most affiliate marketers need to sit their ass down and think instead of all this generic messages we keep seeing daily.

Next in line would be wanna be copy writer.
Business › Re: Lafarge Admits Paying Terrorist Groups In Syria, Enters $778m Plea Agreement by jojothaiv(m): 6:49pm On Oct 18, 2022
This is not journalistic poetry, this is nothing but an exposee, with inflation still going on, terrorism LGBT shams too, there are more to be uncover...

On a David's note...
We had our own cornflakes for terrorism, never knew that some French would want to drag that title with us 'cement for terrorism'
Politics › Re: Tompolo, Pipeline Surveillance And The Limits Of Misleading Information by jojothaiv(m): 6:42pm On Oct 18, 2022
owobokiri:
Propaganda
This is the second or third anti Tompolo write up that has been dropped within the last 48 hours.
They're not writing about the oil thieves, they are ranting about Tompolo who seems to have arrested more oil thieves in a month, compared to the armys activities over the last decade.
The Oil thieves in the Army and government are fighting back..
Sabi man
Travel › Re: Diesel Tanker Explodes Near Bishop Oyedepo’s School In Abuja (Video) by jojothaiv(m): 9:35pm On Oct 17, 2022
gift2xl:
No mind that mallam claiming to be a civilised bandit.
grin grin grin

More like online herdsman.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Thousands Take To The Streets Of Paris To Protest Soaring Prices by jojothaiv(m): 9:21pm On Oct 17, 2022
Jovialjune1:
In Nigeria, Buhari will prefer to kill protesters rather than pacify them

Watch how urchins will rate France and Nigeria on same inflation level to justify the failure pro max Buhari/APC government.
You're not far from the truth. Though inflation is sweeping across most if not all nations on earth but folks here would rather find consolatory threads as avenue to heap more praises on the inadequacy of the leaders we have.

And again, most of the led are nothing to write home about too...
Politics › Re: Tinubu Responds To Questions On Climate Change (Video) by jojothaiv(m): 9:16pm On Oct 17, 2022
politicoNG:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pext-oSL3rk

Arewa Interactive Session: Tinubu Responds To Questions On Climate Change

Bola Tinubu on climate change:

"How do you prevent a church rat from eating a poisoned holy communion"?
I was fortunate to hear those words and truth be told, there's no light at the end of the toilet.

Let wait for the praise singers to help dissect those words objectively..
Education › Re: Nigerian Students Attacked & Injured In Indian University by jojothaiv(m): 8:17pm On Oct 17, 2022
All is not well...
Events › Re: Remembering FESTAC 77, Nigeria's Biggest Party by jojothaiv(m): 7:45am On Oct 17, 2022
But FESTAC '77 was not all smooth sailing. Nigeria being Nigeria, there was disagreement as to the cost of the event, and the ways the funds were used etc etc.

We've come long way with this corrupt and sharp practices...
Politics › Re: Our Institutions Are Weak - Osita Chidoka Blames Nigeria Over His In-Law's Death by jojothaiv(m): 7:26am On Oct 17, 2022
Okoroawusa:
We are all responsible for Nigeria of today from leaders to followers
You're damn right.

The public servants are neither public-minded nor interested in service and the electorate are not anyway better.
Business › Re: CBN Begins Grassroot Enaira Adoption With 7,740 Agent Points by jojothaiv(m): 7:02am On Oct 17, 2022
Okoyeebo:
Let them use Enaira to pay the salaries and allowances of all CBN staff. Then from there to Ministry of Finance.
That is how to ensure adoption.
Business › Re: CBN Begins Grassroot Enaira Adoption With 7,740 Agent Points by jojothaiv(m): 6:59am On Oct 17, 2022
I'm still waiting for users to come share their experience...
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Name The Worst Companies To Work For In Nigeria And Give Your Reasons by jojothaiv(m):
STILESGANG:
what is the full meaning of bdc
Bahushe Dey Change

Anyway, na Bureau De Change.
Celebrities › Re: Teni Shares Throwback Pix With Buba Marwa by jojothaiv(m): 7:17pm On Oct 16, 2022
Mercury12:
Lol
U go wait tire cheesy
You can never tell.

They are from the same father, anything is possible.
Celebrities › Re: Teni Shares Throwback Pix With Buba Marwa by jojothaiv(m): 7:06pm On Oct 16, 2022
Omo baba Apata...

I'd like to see Niniola and Teniola on a project
Politics › Re: Kwankwaso To Boycott Arewa Interactive Session Over Plot To Endorse A Candidate by jojothaiv(m): 6:54pm On Oct 16, 2022
JasonScoolari:
An average Northern politicians rather relinquish power to their cows than to see a Southerner rule over them.
To them, power is a must...
Crime › Re: Gunmen Kidnap Motorists On Nkwelle/Isiagu/Nibo Road In Anambra (Video) by jojothaiv(m): 6:28pm On Oct 16, 2022
Oga dey vex don go post bad news...
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool Vs Manchester City (1 - 0) On 16th October 2022 by jojothaiv(m): 6:28pm On Oct 16, 2022
Martinez39s:
I said it. Pep should have maintained his former players and just admonished them to be clinical in front of goal. Being clinical was the final piece, not Haaland. Haaland will only work if he gets the ball; mark out Haaland and City has nothing. undecided
That's just about it.

Or better still, shouldn't have make Haaland the focal point of attack
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool Vs Manchester City (1 - 0) On 16th October 2022 by jojothaiv(m): 6:26pm On Oct 16, 2022
ugwuadudave:
From their last ucl game, i think their game plan became clear...mark out haaland and you have a high chance of winning
That's just the blueprint, that team might soon become a one man team.

Towards the end of MU vs MC match, there wasn't nothing so spectacular about the team, the defense were in disarray. I believe as time goes on, Haaland will be targeted.
Education › Re: A Final-year Medical Student Who Turned Food Vendor During ASUU Strike Is Dead by jojothaiv(m): 2:55pm On Oct 16, 2022
May Allah grant his soul Aljannah Firdaus!
Politics › Re: Crude Oil Thieves’ Major Export Pipeline, Platform Uncovered In Delta State by jojothaiv(m): 2:42pm On Oct 16, 2022
flexyrule:
These people think we're all fools in this country.
But what can I say, even with the number of highly educated people in Nigeria, we still churned out a school certificate holder as president.
So the NNPC and other IOCs operating in the Niger Delta region want to tell me they're not aware of all these diversions all these years?

Lori Ilo.....

You can fool some people at a time, but you can't full everybody, everytime.
From my basic Fluid Mechanics classes, I know that these diversions can easily be detected by studying flow patterns and pressure change from a dashboard or computer.
Tompolo who was declared wanted by the government is now Captain America chasing after his fellow comrades.
Nigeria should be given a special category on Netflix.

Our drama would sell!
It's political to some folks here, the comments will tell you more.
Politics › Re: Subsidy: I’m Sorry For The Next President – Sanusi by jojothaiv(m): 2:33pm On Oct 16, 2022
I'm not sorry though, you know why, Nigerians are used to suffering and smiling.

As for the next president, there will be no difference, just different dog but another name.
Politics › Re: Buhari’s Regime Borrows ₦31tn, To Leave ₦39.12tn Debt For Successor by jojothaiv(m): 2:30pm On Oct 16, 2022
One of APC and Buhari invisible and silent achievements.
Romance › Re: A Married Female Friend Asked Me Out Today by jojothaiv(m): 2:27pm On Oct 16, 2022
Solofresh2:
Am real bro
I swear to God!
You need not swear but stay faraway from her, if possible arrange meeting with her husband no tell her o, con call her tell her say you wan see her (as per say body dey scratch her, she go show face) now con ask her in front of her husband, that thing you've been telling since I'd like you to tell your husband about it too.
Nobody go tell her, the attractiveness wey she dey find for your body go die..

E go be, I dey Agungi like this, I dey find football center.
Food › Re: Fish And Crab Soup In Peru by jojothaiv(m): 2:21pm On Oct 16, 2022
pashiano:
Guy, u be mumu grin Guy, u be mumu, u still dey remember that tin?
Abobi!

Everywhere good, no reason am!
Crime › Re: Man Impregnates His 13-Year-Old Daughter In Ogun by jojothaiv(m): 7:48pm On Oct 15, 2022
grin grin grin

Na the conclusion dey muzz me..
Nairaland General › Re: Big Snake Killed In My Office Compound Last Night by jojothaiv(m): 7:34pm On Oct 15, 2022
Obawolejoe:
Na wa...


Make God dey protect us for this Rigid times.

But not withstanding, I go like make boys light fire make we malaga the slithering creature based on one or two polorpolor...

Bring trophy come, make we use am wash the venom down out small and large intestines.


Everywhere good, no reason am bros.

We just trynna survive.

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