₦airaland Forum

Oluwasaeon:
Can't blame her, her bra size is not in the market

Fried egg particularly one egg chest no fit reason bra.

In some land, she'd easily have pass for a male...

Na this type get hope...

exstreve:
In this life, fvcking DJ cuppy and draining all the milk in her large mammary glands is my 2020 resolution, do help me God

Dreams Money Can Buy....

Gentlemen and ladies in the house, you will agree with me that we live in a funny but rather mysterious world.

edlion57:
The way nairaland der take style der upload unclad pic der funny, just because they know say indecency der bring plenty traffic to them...Mr.oluwaseun osewa,u are a guy man


Www.nairaland/porn.com

As in the guy man na sabi pesin sef..

awaiting the doorstep delivery of a bottle of Fura, make I go siddon for fence dey observe diplomats...

Kul3ger:
How about we convince Buhari to buy the land and see what happens??

I'm playing "Time Dakolo Wish Me Well"

luiscarter:
Who heaven epp? Nwanne i wan bang that ass biko, we kant come nd kill ourselves

TBH, you no fit bang am.
Make we just leave am laikdat biko..

Happyguy201:
i dont mind getting a sweet sloppy head from her but with my eye closed

Happy Guy...

luiscarter:
Who have that fine ass on your monika

One Ghanaian Lady laikdat..

Buh, no be you wey tell me say "Heaven Is The Goal" so why peeping at the fine ass....

luiscarter:
Someone hopes her kitten it's still in shape, musa where art thou??

Coming from the Spokesman, Kitten Shiner Association

phoenixchap:
Go up a little you will see a stupid post

This is just like saying one president like that will not jet out of his country anytime possible..

Self Love!


Meanwhile, some of us can be different and unique but still be stupid..

And the Man na confirm soldier of the Lord.
Laugh or kukuma shine teeth small, local man no gree do any one

Tweetums:
Hmmm, 25k for fee? I can sponsor few people to that school

I wan go there nau, sponsor me

iCauseTrouble:
People wey det this school, una get mind o.
I trust my mama sha

And their admission comes in three batches..

1st Batch

2nd Batch

3rd Batch

Cutehector:
That means her firm have been scamming her off her sweat. Personally I won't want to work with such firm again, she should quit and join the new firm that is aware of her worth.


By the way, I have increased my standards, if a lady isn't earning up to 850k, sorry I can't date.

Brother wey sabi....

Bhet this wan wey I dey see so na "gentleman marry old woman" nau....

Nthrone:
Sadly some guys don't tear eyes for primary school.

Even to NYSC orientation camp.

Good day,
I've just sent you a mail concerning the e-book.
Thanks.

AlBaghdadi!!!

Jaybnjamin:
The next thing that will follow all this whole rant epistle is...

Motivational quotes .

E no go too surprise local man no be today nau..

EmptyCoconutHead:
explain more cos be like I had similar issues

We plenty be that.

I had a lady, great shape and all that but I was a little bit naive and 'unromantic'. Babe dumped my sorry arse to the bin but I never wanna go down without a fight and this ensure I was on my knees for 5 years pleading for her to at least come back so that I can show her the version she has never seen.

Man, I learnt my lessons already and I kind of shut out emotions whenever I'm into a new relationship, folks may called it wickedness and all sort but see ehnnn I'm happy with myself...


P.S; When I say 'unromantic' it implies that one party is not into sex and PDA and this kind of put the relationship off the hook.

I'm eternally grateful to Ubunja and to guys here and out there who see beyond the manipulative games of some of our muse...

adeoljyd:
Mario...

It Is What It Is My Man..
Babe was even telling me "I'm not begging you to love me again"

Begged a lady for 5 years just to "SPARK" the once sparkless relationship.
But thank God, man don leverage on that experience.

N*gga haff suffered big time..

Mac2016:
Guyman must shag and must colonise.
Nothing special.
Sense no go kuku kee me
If you know you know

SABI MAN....

We all had big dreams and then realities set in.
But sha I dey try emulate "CR7" hard-working spirit.

See B**BIE on a Sunday....

AuroraB:
M.I the rap god wanu

Lolz...

viviangist:


Since Buhari enter Office Am spending 10K on Nepa Bills Instead of my Normal 5k , They no change my Prepaid Box ooooo

I Guess something is Fishy here , My Neighbor dey always remind me to recharge my Box On time ... I Wonder why she get so much interest on that these days.

Her son is a graduate of Electrical Engr , and he sabi illegal connections very well .

Abeg Nairalanders wetin i go do , am planning to remove my fuse this night and check her window to know if the light is showing ...

Please i need more suggestions ....

https://123.com.ng/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/72958953_2732324583466146_5689018173093838848_n.jpg

Tapping And By Passing Agent At Work..

Peng12345:
Reminds me when I was 8, used to import from 2go that year

Chief Importer.

Back then I was a wharf boy with my eyes on the "cargoes"

Why do I have this feeling that OP is referring to Bank staff particularly the T.O's.

Na joke o