PrettyCrystal:
Pictured is the new acting Inspector General of police Ibrahim Idris on his arrival in Delta state for a courtesy visit on Friday. The police boss was welcomed by the Akulagba of warri Kingdom chief Ayiri Emami and others at the airport before visiting Ugborodo and Gbaramatu Communities of Warri South west LGA in Delta state to promote peace and togetherness.

Source; http://www.nationalhelm.net/2016/07/new-police-ig-pictured-on-arrival-in.html

all ryt den

Harbdulrasaq:
An armed soldier/Pastor ministering in a military church on sunday in North Eastern Nigeria.


http://www.newshelm.com/2016/07/photo-armed-soldier-preaching-in.html

VIFGA... the motor behind every nigeria aemy logo..

be prepared no doubts anything can happn

EYIMICHAEL:
Go and marry. Linda is searching.

hahahahajja

nnamdiokere45:
not surprised if dis makes fp n my post about dis new bvn scam is lying behind

lol its normal

ireneony:
Good day friends.
I'm so bored right now. So I have to come up with something to spice up romance section.

Name your nairaland crush. .#string attached.

Remember no #no forming for here.

Ok my new nairaland crush is freshdude99

still thinkimg cos ah got alot.. nd i crush on one more but that one i tink has a crush already

ireneony:
Wtf .. most guys i see these days are baby daddies.
Why should i marry/date a baby daddy when I'm not a baby mama? The funny thing is; most of them are not ashamed to say they're baby daddies.

I set my standards and i know what i want.
Ladies don't date/marry a baby daddy, learn to set your boundaries.

Say no to baby daddies#

am not a baby daddy..

247frolicboss:
Today, The mother of the common-sense senator and the Chiarman of the silverbird group celebrated with his lovely Mother as she turns 90!



https://mobile.twitter.com/benmurraybruce/status/749268602721738752

Happy Birthday mama. bless u. wullnp

and i just want to make common sense

247frolicboss:
Today, The mother of the common-sense senator and the Chiarman of the silverbird group celebrated with his lovely Mother as she turns 90!



https://mobile.twitter.com/benmurraybruce/status/749268602721738752

Happy Birthday mama. bless u. wullnp

dre11:


TEENAGERS MAKING LOVE IN CEMETERY ARRAIGNED




http://tribuneonlineng.com/teenagers-making-love-cemetery-arraigned/

dem no c hotel agn, na cementary.. if i were in dat cementary as a dead body i swear wil i make sure dey stick togeda or i flog dem

iflywithbuhari:



http://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/headlines/206322-suspected-militants-storm-cross-river-governors-office-hold-deputy-gov-others-hostage.html

is ok

ritababe:
mrbillz ,Jok3r ,Bright360 sam13 ,SirVictory, seunoni34 ,mitshell, DJEhimond ,Meeky delerx Femistico ,goldentee Marksule priestken1 ,IamSimi ,papawemba ,heritage4lyf ROZZAYY obaayo2,Coolval222 fuckerholic ,Lagusta Omoaregba ,davidflo



Morning all
The voting is on now and today is the grand final, let's give lanicky the crown please as family.

Just type *I vote lanicky cc. Nljega* here

https://www.nairaland.com/3186985/miss-nairaland-contest-2016-grand


Thanks and enjoy ur day

sure

nikkypearl:
you are. Jok3r

lol for real u min dat

4reala:



http://dailypost.ng/2016/06/30/i-have-sex-only-with-dead-bodies-mortuary-attendant-video/

its not his fault

Kolababe:
Hope you all remember that Ugandan university lecturer who removed all her clothes along the corridors of a University, after a major disagreement with the institution’s don. See it here» https://www.nairaland.com/3056099/ugandan-lecturer-nyanzi-strips-unclad

Well, she is at it again! This time, the Makerere University lecturer, Dr. Stella Nyanzi, is becoming even more controversial. Known for her controversial activism, she is one of “The People’s President” Kizza Besigye’s staunch supporters.

Just the other day, she took to social media to rant after allegedly being denied a visa by British immigration officials.

You can read all the details below;

Now, Dr. Nyanzi has once again taken to social media to explain the “vital” lessons she has been giving her 11-year-old daughter. She is now teaching her to efficiently use condoms!! Yes, you heard me right. An 11-year-old girl is being taught how to use a condom by a university lecturer with a Doctorate, who happens to be her mother!

This is what she posted on her Facebook page:

[b]“I had the ‘condom talk’ with my eleven-year-old daughter. I explained the dangers of unprotected sex, without blinking. Feeling like a Ninja-Warrior, I pulled out a packet of black condoms. She asked about the colour. I told her I preferred condoms that look like the real thing. Luckily, she did not ask for details about the colours of things.

So I talked about the tip of the condom and how it is important to squeeze out the air before rolling it up the waiting specimen. We practiced squeezing gently in order not to tear the tip. She asked about how women with long varnished finger-nails squeeze out the air without tearing the condom. I referred her to her auntie with long varnished finger-nails. God bless their next meeting!

And then I talked about disposing of the condom after using it. I was careful not to leave out any age-appropriate detail of condom-use for my darling daughter. And then I asked if she had any question.

“Yes, Mama Stella,” she said enthusiastically. “I have a question.”


“What do you want to know?” I asked with a sense of foreboding.

“So, how big does the condom become if I blow it Mama?” She asked.

“Oh, big, I guess,” I replied cautiously.

“Please, please, please Mama Stella, can I blow it and see?” she asked.

“Sure. Here,” I said as I held out a condom.

“Eeeooww,” she made a face at the oily lube on the condom.

“For smooth entry and travel,” I explained.

And then my daughter blew and blew and blew the condom. It got much bigger than the balloons we usually blow to decorate our party-rooms. She put it onto her belly-button and it nearly touched the floor. We laughed at the joke. And then, just as the child she is, my daughter began to play catch with the blown condom. She threw it up into the air and reached up to get it. Our condom talk was over!”[/b]

So, is this woman normal or she is slowly going bonkers?


http://www.newseveryhour.com/2016/07/the-ugandan-professor-who-stripped.html

what a lecture

obiremy:
Former Rivers state governor and Minister of Transport, Rotimi Amaechi marked his 51 birthday recently.  Friends and family including Minister of Information, Lai Mohammed and Director General of Nigerian Maritime administration and Safety Agency (NIMASA), Dakuku Peterside turned out for the birthday dinner organised for the quinquagenarian. See more photos below

Source: http://www.trezzyblog.com/2016/07/lai-mohammed-dakuku-peterside-steps-out.html

op no vex ooo.. as far as i no cra... he was born in the. month of may the 27th day... thank you

nikkypearl:
So,Burna Boy is 25years old

Then,I 'm 15years old




Happy Birthday to him

...




nikkypearl for real his 25... if u tink hes above that how old will olamide, wizkid, sean tizzle, kiss daniel nd koredo bello is

Ojestas:
Football age abi real age?

real age

Newshelmboss:
1. Umaru Fintiri - A Federal High Court in Abuja ordered the remand of a former Acting Governor of Adamawa State, Umaru Fintiri, in Kuje prison, Abuja, over five counts of money laundering charges involving about N1.9bn preferred against him by the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission.

2. Sambo Dasuki: The former National Security Adviser is on a 19-count charge bordering on money laundering and criminal breach of trust to the tune of N13bn. Mr. Dasuki allegedly distributed billions of naira meant for arms purchase for the fight against the insurgent Boko Haram group, to politicians, his cronies and family members.

3. Olisah Metuh: Metuh is the spokesman of the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP), Metuh is charged with breach of public trust, corrupt acquisition of public funds and money laundering. EFCC accused Metuh of receiving the N400m from “an unlawful activity” of the immediate past National Security Adviser (NSA), Mohammed Sambo Dasuki.

4. Olusola Amosu: Air Marshal Amosu (rtd) is the immediate past Chief of Air Staff. He is embroiled in the ongoing probe of the $2.1 billion arms procurement fund. Amosu is accused of engaging in acts that were not only “misleading and unpatriotic” but of shortchanging the country in procurement deals for attack helicopters and other equipment for the Nigerian Air Force.

5. Femi Fani Kayode: A Federal High Court ordered the remand of a former Minister of Aviation, Femi Fani-Kayode over an alleged fraud of N4.6bn. Fani-Kayode, who was the spokesperson for former President Goodluck Jonathan’s campaign organisation in the 2015 general election, was accused of conspiring with the others to directly and indirectly retain various sums which the EFCC claimed they ought to have reasonably known were proceeds of them.


6. Alex Badeh: A Federal High Court judge in Abuja sent former Nigerian Chief of Defense Staff, Air Marshal Alex Badeh (rtd) to Kuje prison. Mr. Badeh was arraigned in court for corruptly enriching himself with Nigerian Airforce defense funds to the tune of N4 billion. Operatives of the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC) claimed they found over 1 million dollars in hidden safes during a search at the home of the former air force general.

7. Abba Moro: Abba Moro is the former Minister of Interior. Moro is currently facing trial over their alleged complicity in a N676 million job recruitment scam. He is answering to an 11-count charge preferred against them by the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission, EFCC.

8. Uche Secondus: The Deputy National Chairman of the PDP allegedly received 25 exotic cars worth over N300million which the embattled promoter of Atlantic Energy Concepts Limited, Jide Omokore, allegedly bought for top officials of the Peoples Democratic Party. Prince Secondus received the cars for onward distribution to other beneficiaries. Secondus was arrested in his Abuja home.

9. Raymond Dokpesi: The AIT Boss, alongside his company, DAAR Investment and Holdings was araigned to the six-count charge bordering on alleged procurement fraud and breach of public trust preferred against him by the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission, EFCC.



10. Lawal Isa Jafaru: The Economic and Financial Crimes Commission recently arrested Jafaru, who is a former military governor of Kaduna State and chieftain of the ruling All Progressives Congress. Jafaru is President Mohammadu Buhari's political associate. The retired soldier is believed to have been arrested for receiving over 100 million frrom National Security Adviser (NSA), Sambo Dasuki.

11. Olusola Oguntoyinbo: – Air Vice Marshal Olutayo Oguntoyinbo was remanded in Kuje prison following his arraignment before a High Court of the Federal Capital Territory. Oguntoyinbo, who is a former chief of training and operations of the air force, was accused of receiving the bribe from a contractor with the NAF, Société D’ Equipments Internationaux Nigeria Limited, using a company, Spaceweb Integrated Services Limited.



http://www.newshelm.com/2016/07/11-prominent-politicians-that-have-been.html

its a dictator regime

BiafraBushBoy:
While we were discussing recently at a meeting, I made a statement "I don't have an Ex, once we breakup' I delete your chapter".

I didn't even finish the statement, people especially ladies came for my head.. Making me want to ask, "Is keeping in Touch with Ex's necessary?

Or is Break and Quench the Right way?"

for yes.. they do keep in touch with me wether on calls, sms, chatin site nd visits... when they need my assistance

Otamio:
I want to know what you will do if you resigned(submitted resignation letter) from your place of work and continually they kept on paying you your salaries and allowances while you ve left. Will you collect it? How right are you?

me return ke return kini.... i will not i will take it as my retirement benefits nd pensions...

ijustdey:





http://www.dailytrust.com.ng/news/general/fayose-dares-aisha-buhari/153293.html#

fayose

iyyke:



http://www.vanguardngr.com/2016/06/presidential-body-guard-link-boko-haram-arrested/

make den qstion him well ooo

Musquareney:
Endowed Nigerian Yoruba movie Actress, Foluke Daramola-Salako flaunts her Ambassadorial nomination letter for Gender Based Violence on her wall and congratulated her lucky-self.

Foluke:

"Congrats to me on my nomination as a GBV, Gender Based Violence Ambassador today @drjoeodumakin makin thanx so much my role model. I promise I won't disappoint you ma."

Congratulations to her!

https://www.instagram.com/p/BHQMdJ4BlzW

good

Udmaster:


http://thenationonlineng.net/nigerias-boy-wonder/

now thats wat i call real success not dat yuroba guy from unilag competing wit olodos..

floragregs:
[i]This is for those who have phobia problems. This is for those who don't even know they have it. This is for those who are not too lazy to read.




It started when I was in 100level in the university. I was young and inexperienced. I went to church with a friend, it was palm Sunday in the school's catholic church. The church was crowded there was even crowd outside (late comers). My friend and I were with the late comers. With our cross shaped palm leaves in our hands we stood patiently and listened to the priest from a very loud speaker. After the gospel reading, the doors were opened and people started rushing in (you know how students behave). My friend was dragging my left hand, urging me to hurry along with her but I was feeling something. I knew I had felt it once before but not like this. The crowd pushed forward and my friend couldn't hold me anymore. I felt choked up and very dizzy and I was gasping for air with my heart beating very fast. I didn't know what was happening to me. My friend was already inside the church when she realised I wasn't with her so she came outside to look for me. My heart was beating really fast and I was glad to see her. I just told her "Chinel, make we dey go hostel", she asked why, I just dragged her and we went back to the hostel without even blessing our 'palm cross'.
When we got to the hostel, I explained what I felt to my Chinel. I told her I could hear my heartbeat. She just rushed to the cupboard and brought out a sachet of tiny white drugs and gave me one. She said her doctor in Lagos recommended them when she had slight asthma symptoms. I just swallowed it without thinking or asking her any further questions. I wanted the palpitations to stop. After about 10minutes, I slept off. I woke up about an hour later, thanked Chinel and went upstairs to my room. But I just couldn't shake off the feeling that something was wrong with me.
I have an elder brother who lived and worked in the same city where I schooled. I called him around 4pm and told him I was sick. He didn't even wait for me to finish, he just said "ok start to come my house now now". I packed somethings and left for his place. His kids were happy to see me but something was troubling my mind so I couldn't play with them. The next morning, he took me to the Federal medical centre. We had a Doctor cousin there so it was easy for me to see him. After telling him what happened to me the previous day, he just said "you are Agoraphobic. Stay away from crowded places and lecture halls". He then prescribed a drug to control the palpitation. I was happy to have identified my problem. I did as he said, I stayed away from crowded places and halls and even market. I didn't notice when it stopped. I quit the drug and started living my normal life.
My second panic attack came when I was in 300level. I went to my sister's house in another state during one ASSU strike. We went to church one Sunday. The pastor making alter call for people with one sickness or the other. He even mentioned palpitation but I didn't want to face a crowd and experience another panic so I kept to myself. Then he told a short story of how he and his friend went to church and a pastor called out people like this. His friend who was asthmatic refused to come out so he died the next day bla bla bla. I still didn't go.
That night at home, I couldn't shake off the pastor's short story off my head. I wondered if something would go wrong. I went to bed at about 10pm but I couldn't sleep. I was thinking and I was scared. Some minutes to 12, something in my head started saying "so you refused to go out for prayers, you will die by sharp 12". The familiar wave of panic crept in. I jumped out of my bed with my heart beating very fast and loud. I knocked on my sister's room door. She came out with her husband. When she saw the horrible look on my face, she got scared and started crying and praying at the same time. I felt shortness of breath, my palms were sweaty, then the palpitation. I was having a panic attack. Why did I go to church that day? I thought. I hated the pastor for his short story. After some seconds I felt better. We all went back to bed. I slept well till morning. I felt good when I woke up, I didn't die!
When I was ready to go back to school, my sister's husband gave me a 'Rhapsody of realities' bible which contained nice and inspirational articles written by pastor Chris and his wife. These articles where inserted in between bible chapters. My sister's husband also gave me some verses to read when ever I felt sick.
My third panic attack came when I was still in 300level. We had workshop practice that Thursday afternoon by 1pm. I was already at the school gate by 12:30pm. I walking down to where we were to have the practical when I suddenly felt dizzy. I couldn't go further. I felt like if I did, I would faint. My heart started beating fast again and I felt shortness of breath but nobody noticed so I just turned and went back to the hostel. When I got my room I just cried and thought to myself "abi people for my village no want make I finish school?". Then I rebuked the thought and called my mum.
She was sick at that time and was admitted in another state about 2hours' bus ride. She told me to come over. I just packed somethings, not forgetting my bible, and left for the park. When I got to the hospital, they ran a test or two and said I had malaria. I didn't even bother to tell the doctor anything because I felt she might think I was crazy. I just let the treat malaria. They wanted to finish me with injections.
On my bed that night, I went through my Rhapsody bible and discovered an article by pastor Chris (page 654) "A very present help". It was just talking about fears, I was so happy to have seen it. I started reading psalm 91 everyday! I stayed in the hospital for 5days. I missed practical, tests and assignments. It was really bad because it affected my grade.
My brother came to take my mum and I home. I felt very dizzy, aftermath of plenty injections. I said to myself "I don't just any doctor, I need a shrink". I started browsing about phobias. I studied phobias more than my physics books. I wanted to know everything about them. We had free WIFI as at that time in my school so I always went to school with my ipod touch to browse and read about phobias. I started noticing that I didn't like being locked up in a room or being in closed spaces. I hated going to the bank because of the security door. I would say to my friends "if this door wastes one more second I might pass out". I just avoided tight and closed places, then I realised it was actually claustrophobia and not agoraphobia! Thanks to my browsing. I am sure 'Google' got tired of my search that period. Through my research, I got to know that millions of people have the same problems home and abroad. That was how I was able to conquer my fear. I haven't had a panic attack since I identified my problem and started avoiding what will trigger it. I even thought I would have a panic attack in NYSC camp because it felt like prison. Lol. But it didn't happen.

There are so many people who go through panic attack due to phobias but they don't even know it. You are half cured when you identify your problem and know that you are not the only one who has it. I remember the immigration recruitment test last year and I shiver with the knowledge that so many of them would have been claustrophobic or agoraphobic but didn't know it!
Holly wood actress, Whoopy Goldberg doesn't like being on a plane because she is aviophobic. Pete Edochie of Nollywood hates to fly because he's claustrophobic and can't be in an enclosed place. As for me, i'm still wondering if i'll be able to fly someday. I don't use elevators. I stay out of trouble because I don't want to ever be in a cell or worse still, a Nigerian prison. It has really affected me because I prefer to take long bus rides instead of flights.
There are worse phobias. I have read about Tokophobia which is the fear of pregnancy! The thought of a child growing in them makes them panic. There is also Xenophobia which is the fear of strangers or foreigners! They just hate meeting new people. I opened this thread to create little awareness of these problems.

My name is Flora. I'm a physicist and i'm Claustrophobic. Thanks for reading.

nice...

Codedrock:



Source: http://www.takemetonaija.com/2016/06/top-ten-richest-personalities-in.html

no body wey no fit to make am...

Harbdulrasaq:
All Ekiti lawmakers at Okesa, Ado Ekiti to protest against harassment of Fayose by FG. They stand with Fayose.

http://www.newshelm.com/2016/06/photos-ekiti-lawmakers-protest-agaainst.html

the lion of ekiti has folowers

Aminat508:
According to a Facebook user Aanu Albert Aluko who posted the picture this morning.

He reported that the amputated body was found at OJIDO area of the State capital, Ado Ekiti. He also said there are a lot of insecurity, kidnapping, Hunger and unrest currently in the state.

Can we also blame Fayose or Buhari for this?

See his photo below

Source : http://www.amiloaded.com/2016/06/so-sadman-brutally-murdered-in-ekiti.html?m=0

is wa o

247frolicboss:
A Ghanaian twitter user shared this truly riveting revelation given to him by his pastor.



@HR_Blackness disclosed that a senior minister said to him that sex between the hours of 12 and 3am was truly dangerous even for married couples.



He claimed his pastor said that these were spiritually dense periods and that when angels were sent to deliver prayer responses they are not allowed to see your sexual unclothedness.



According to the pastor this means unanswered prayers as the angels return.

You can read the tweets below, read from bottom to top.


http://www.newshelm.com/2016/06/sex-between-12-and-3am-leads-to.html

it is well with us

reportnaija:
Rivers State Governor, Nyesom Ezenwo Wike has declared that the state government will create employment opportunities for physically challenged persons who are educated and ready to work.
Speaking when he granted audience to the leadership of the South-South Physically Challenged Indigenes (SSPCI) at the Government House, Port Harcourt on Wednesday, Governor Wike said he believes that the physically challenged have the capacity to contribute to the growth of the state.

The governor announced the automatic employment of the executive members of the SSPCI which have first and second degrees into the Rivers State Civil Service.

source
http://www.reportnaija.com/2016/06/photos-gov-wike-meets-with-physically.html

working govnr