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RomanceRe: 10 Ways To Spot Ladies Who Have No Boyfriends by Jok3r(m): 5:48pm On Mar 13, 2017
ToriBlue:
Number one is so true.


Most girls with high likes on social media are single in reality. Everything na packaging!
I lik u cos u Don tall true
Christianity EtcRe: Honey Phoenix Evarist: "Omega Fire Ministry Pastor Sexually Assaulted Me" by Jok3r(m): 8:09pm On Mar 12, 2017
PoliticsRe: President Buhari, Osinbajo, APC Never Promised To Make $1 = N1 - Bashir Ahmaad by Jok3r(m): 8:39pm On Feb 24, 2017
Naijahelm:
President Muhammadu Buhari's Media Aide, Bashir Ahmaad has said, President Buhari, Vice President, Professor Yemi Osinbajo and All Progressive Congress (APC) never promised Nigerians to make $1 = N1

http://www.naijahelm.com/2017/02/president-buhari-osinbajo-apc-never.html?m=1

http://twitter.com/BashirAhmaad/status/835049706753515520

Lalasticlala
it is well
TV/MoviesRe: Tayo Faniran Respected Fiancee While On BBA, Why Can't Thin Tall Tony Do Same? by Jok3r(m): 11:55am On Feb 22, 2017
FlirtyKaren:
Rant as shared by a concerned Chukwudi Iwuchukwu on his Facebook page. Do you agree with him?

Bisola asked TTT yesterday if he is a single man and he said: "By the grace of God he is single"
You see how a married man denied his wife and 3 kids on a live TV.
If you think TTT is playing a game, Tayo Faniran was a Big Brother Africa housemate in 2013. Before he went for the show, his fiancée gave birth to a bouncing baby boy.

Tayo respected the fiancée all through the game and told all who cared to hear that he has a woman at home that just gave birth to his baby.
It did not stop Tayo from playing his game. He came second and nearly missed the star prize by whisker.

Compare him to TTT that has not mentioned his wife and kids to anybody.
Back then in the law school, I met shameless married men that denied their partners because of Law school hot babes.

One approached my friend Ifeoma with the cock and bull story that he is looking for a wife, meanwhile he has a wife at home with 2 beautiful kids at home.
No doubt about this, TTT is playing fans and the wife may approve what he is doing but his behavior mirrors what many married men do in this country, they deny that they are married because of a hot Instagram babe.
Well!

http://www.lailasblog.com/2017/02/tayo-faniran-respected-his-fiancee.html
BBN IS JUST A GAME.
BusinessRe: Tony Elumelu In 1983 Vs Tony Elumelu In 2003 Vs Him In 2016 (Pics) by Jok3r(m): 11:26pm On Feb 18, 2017
chie8:
See transformation in Tony Elumelu's life...

1. 1983 - as a student at Bendel State University 

2. 2003 - as CEO of Standard Trust Bank 

3. 2016 - as the Chairman of UBA, Transcorp Plc, Heirs Holdings and Founder of the Tony Elumelu Foundation.

In the words of Lupita N'yongo, your dreams are valid. So work hard and keep dreaming! 


Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2017/02/tony


-elumelu-in-1983-vs-2003-vs.html
i will join u soon as an ally in businesses nd wealth making..

Hart say so
Car TalkRe: Pal-V Launches First Commercial Flying Car by Jok3r(m): 6:57pm On Feb 15, 2017
alldbest:
What if fuel finish up there??
u go fall na except u b witch to fly agn
PhonesRe: What Asians Think About Africans Using Smartphones by Jok3r(m): 6:51pm On Feb 15, 2017
Jeffboi:
Summary pls

Lolz I made FTC today,
I just bought infinix hot4 finger print And op I didn't read ya post just explain to me in short sentence pls,
If them say the phone no good again make I throway am tongue













Modify... Who wan read that long thing
abeg hw much u buy d hot4 finger print
BusinessRe: N800 For Stamp Duty Charge? Diamond Bank Sent This Message To Me by Jok3r(m): 3:34pm On Feb 08, 2017
[quote authorgg=gfdrd post=53531151]they charge me fodr stamp duty almost every week[/quote]g DVD eds gcd D's
d())

no way bro. bt all d same. do as i say let any money comin in b paid in ur name as depositor
BusinessRe: N800 For Stamp Duty Charge? Diamond Bank Sent This Message To Me by Jok3r(m): 3:15pm On Feb 08, 2017
sweetboiy:
Can you guys imagine the outstrageous amount Diamond Bank charge me as stamp duty fee? This is too much.
Please what do I do? This is too much for me to bear in this present state of the economy.
Lalasticlala please move this to the frontpage for a wider view.
Thanks.
if u look well u av a curent acnt. also u av nt bin charge sinx december dats y it was colected nw. dont forgt cbn charges for any amount paid or transfer to ur acnt. rmbr to always tel pple who wil pay money to ur acnt to use ur name in place of depositor dat way d duty stamp charges wil b off...

all banks charge.... av a nice day
Car TalkRe: The N500 Million Mercedes Benz G63 AMG Limo (photos) by Jok3r(m): 3:26pm On Jan 21, 2017
autojosh:
It is a norm to flaunt our wealth in Nigeria.. especially with the type of vehicles we drive. This is one reason G-Wagons are so popular here. Some insane flaunters won’t settle for the average G-Wagon.. they’ll opt for this N500 million Mercedes Benz G63 AMG Limo. Imagine what the price would be after shipping and import duty.

It’s not the standard 5,600 pounds military grade off roader.. this one is a monstrous 6X6 modified version built by a Canadian company called “Inkas“.

This Limo is far more than the matte black stretched body.. It is also fully armoured. Hence its price.

It comes with a 5.5-liter biturbo V8 engine pumping out 544 horsepower.

It also got perimeter security cameras, satellite TV system, refrigerator, a bar, and a speed-vault quick-access pistol holder.

In case of emergency, the truck’s indoor exhaust system can recirculate the air inside the vehicle in one minute to create a breathable atmosphere — on demand.

With all these features i think only Potus’ Beast can compete.

Finally, all these luxury and security features can be controlled from the owner’s corner through an integrated iPad Mini.

You want?

https://autojosh.com/mercedes-benz-g63-amg-limo/
spectacular
InvestmentRe: MMM Tears Family Apart by Jok3r(m): 9:54pm On Jan 19, 2017
dre11:
Man loses N4m capital, sons’ savings in collapsed Ponzi scheme



http://sunnewsonline.com/mmm-tears-family-apart/
it's okay.. mom at done it agn
NYSCRe: Female Soldier Who Is Rocking Lagos NYSC Camp. Photos by Jok3r(m): 9:31pm On Nov 30, 2016
ChangeIsCostant:
This pretty and sexy female soldier is the rave of the moment online due to obvious reasons. The jovial and gallant officer identified as Queen is what most corps members would want as their instructor at their orientation camps. The hot soldier has already been mobbed by the new batch of corpers at the NYSC camp in Lagos -who were delighted to take pictures with her... See some of her pictures below;

Source; http://www.nationalhelm.net/2016/11/meet-pretty-and-sexy-female-soldier-who.html
boy oh boy... somebody gimme her contact.. i wan marry her
TravelRe: Nigeria To Extend International Passport Validity To 10 Years by Jok3r(m): 9:59pm On Nov 20, 2016
Music/RadioRe: What Is Your Favorite 2face Idibia's Song? by Jok3r(m): 11:12am On Nov 17, 2016
bjhaid:
It's 2face Idibia birthday today, my favorite 2face track is "Rain drops", what's yours?
Ole

Spiritual healin
True love
CelebritiesRe: Tiwa Savage's BBQ Show In Kenya, See How Ladies Flaunted Backsides (Photos) by Jok3r(m): 7:45am On Nov 17, 2016
kinggogo:
Dah gal wey dey rock tiwa no where any bra oo undecided shocked
.



na kenya for u.. free world zone
CelebritiesRe: Mochedda Blasts Fan Who Said "You Still Never Grow Boobs" On Instagram by Jok3r(m): 7:43am On Nov 17, 2016
londonrivals:
Between rapper, singer and fashinista MoChedda and an Instagram troll...

http://www.metronaija.com/2016/11/fan-tells-mochedda-you-still-never-grow.html
u want mk she gat am lik cossy...
PropertiesRe: As A Teenage Landlord I Get Intimidated By My Tenants What Do I Do? by Jok3r(m): 7:40am On Nov 17, 2016
deparagon:
I try as much as I can to be good and this man is trying as much as he can to take advantage of me, what do i do? Change or continue being good and get trampled upon?

I happen to be a very young landlord by circumstance ie i inherited a property from my late dad let me hold it here.
Now there is this man i rented a one bedroom apartment to, and being that i'm young maybe he thinks i don't know the value of money he chooses to pay it in instalment, imagine him paying 1yr rent of 80k in a period of 5mounts, now the problem is i was adviced to hand over the property to a lawyer, the man has been intimidating me as to why i had to do such a thing.
Pls ur candid opinion.
as a man. u shud b strong nd neva fear intimadation. if any tenants intimedate u shine ur eye for dem mk dem no say u b landlord.. as d rent payment don't collect instalmentally he shud pay completely
Foreign AffairsRe: 21-Year-Old Jewell Jones Wins Michigan House Of Representatives Seat In USA by Jok3r(m): 7:34pm On Nov 12, 2016
broseme:
21-year-old Jewell Jones, a double major student of Political science and Finance at University of Michigan has become the youngest person to be elected as State Representative in Michigan, USA. The 21-year-old politician was elected to fill a State Representative seat on Tuesday.

Jewell Jones has given his family much to celebrate over the past few years and he's done it yet again with his latest historic accomplishment.

On Tuesday, the 21-year-old politician was elected to fill a State Representative seat, beating out opponent Robert Pope with 66 percent of the vote. The seat became vacant following the sudden passing of former Rep. Julie Plawecki earlier this year. The victory makes Jones the youngest state representative ever elected in the state of Michigan and marks the second time he's made political history within the last year. In 2015, he became the youngest person ever to be sworn in as a member of the Inkster City Council at age 20.


Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2016/11/21yr-old-jewel-jones-wins-state.html
realy innovative idea
TravelRe: Why You Need To Make Bonny Island Your Next Travel Location by Jok3r(m): 7:30pm On Nov 12, 2016
Titheman:
is it Dubai? cuz I dnt think anywhere in Nigeria can have light 4 10years no off and on even aso rock
yes dere is nd its called BONNY ISLAND..
TravelRe: Why You Need To Make Bonny Island Your Next Travel Location by Jok3r(m): 7:28pm On Nov 12, 2016
OJUcrook:
OP, dont mislead people, there is no visa requirement to get to Bonny. it will also do u well if you post the entire picture of Bonny, not just the NLNG town. There are rugged areas and ghettos too.
sure dere re ghettoes nd rugged areas... bt trust me... its one best tourist place to stay on vacation nd live dere
TravelRe: Why You Need To Make Bonny Island Your Next Travel Location by Jok3r(m): 7:27pm On Nov 12, 2016
Axon:
Was there in 2010.... no visa issued

Place is good and secure sha
am sure d op is talkn abt foreigners from oda countries
TravelRe: Why You Need To Make Bonny Island Your Next Travel Location by Jok3r(m): 7:27pm On Nov 12, 2016
ogorwyne:
Bonny Island is quite expensive too o.
i disagree
TravelRe: Why You Need To Make Bonny Island Your Next Travel Location by Jok3r(m): 7:25pm On Nov 12, 2016
dimexy247:
5. Bonny Island has a beach, an airport, a full golf course, themed nature park and a world-class jetty.
u re dere
TravelRe: Why You Need To Make Bonny Island Your Next Travel Location by Jok3r(m): 7:24pm On Nov 12, 2016
dimexy247:
2. Bonny Island is also one of the safest places in Nigeria.

There is also a 24/7 air, water and land security surveillance system.
i agree to dis cos its my hometown
CelebritiesRe: Oritsefemi Beaten Up For Slapping A Bouncer At Quilox Night Club (video) by Jok3r(m): 7:20pm On Nov 12, 2016
CelebritiesRe: Female Fans Complain About Tekno's "Cassava" Size [PICS] by Jok3r(m): 10:19pm On Nov 04, 2016
TunezBlog:
Tekno's punchline in his hit track, Pana where he said and I quote, 'I get Big Cassava', has come back to bite him in the butt.

The TripleMG star was snapped standing in a pool in Tanzania in his swimming trunks which showed off his egg plants.

Nigerians where however left disappointed by the size of the cassava which he has been bragging about and called him out in 'The Comment Section' post for being a fraud and deceiving Nigerians.

See comments below...

http://www.tunezmediablog.com/2016/11/nigerians-disappointed-with-teknos-tiny.html
funny people
CrimeRe: Cultists In Bonny,Rivers Denounce & Handover Their Weapons To Government by Jok3r(m): 10:25pm On Nov 03, 2016
henryanna36:
A group of cultists in Rivers state today denounced cultism and handed over their ammunitions to security officials/Rivers state govt.Below is what Nki wrote...

'RENUNCIATION OF CULTISM AND HANDOVER OF ARMS AND AMMUNITION BY CULT GROUPS IN BONNY LGA'.



Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2016/11/cultists-in-bonnyrivers-state-denounce.html?m=1
re dey foin us? d bonny pple i no has more arms... even d militant too shud drop dere arms....
CelebritiesRe: Samantha Walsh Called "Skeleton" By A Fan. She Fires Back by Jok3r(m): 2:49pm On Oct 24, 2016
Tayo64:
Between TV personality, Samantha Walsh, and a wondering follower..internet trolls sha..lol


source: http://www.chichinwaafrica.com/mtv-base-presenter-samantha-walsh-fires-back-fan-called-skeleton/
shes my crush.. pls someone connect me to her...
EducationRe: Yusuf Ololade Faidat Of UNILORIN Clinches 19 Prizes At Convocation by Jok3r(m): 2:45pm On Oct 24, 2016
EHMIR:
Eventually u nd ur awards will end up in "the other room".

No be me talk am oo
na u gt ur mouth... bt no b u talk am.. za oza room...
PhonesRe: Some Of The Most Ridiculous Selfies Ever Shared By Nigerian Youths Online (pics) by Jok3r(m): 2:13pm On Oct 19, 2016
Towncrier247:
The selfe trend of this modern day encouraged by the advancement in camera phone technology vis-a-vis the excitement of social networking sites and getting noticed by thousands, has made some Nigerian youths to discard self-respect as they now take selfies in the most ridiculous of places and circumstances Checkout some selfies below that one can best describe as nothing but an embarrassment...Although, a couple of them are from our neighbouring countries and youths from the western world also indulge in taking shameful selfies;however this is still very much a reflection of the level of degradation in some 21st century youths...

http://www.newseveryhour.com/2016/10/some-of-most-ridiculous-selfies-ever.html#more
it is well...

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