dainformant: What is this. There was confusion and shock among Taraba residents after a goat gave birth to this kid in 'human form' earlier today. Some peopn might have had sex with the goat leading to this awkward "baby"....These photos were shared by Rariya News platform.
kissval1388: Good day Nairalanders, my day was moving cool and smooth until I came across this scammers in town, they were about 5 guys, carrying laptop, phones, etc. They will tell u to pick a number with 2k and the lowest amount u can win is 1k which means u can never loose totally, but you can win 3k, 5k 50k, 100k, phones (infinix, tecno) or laptop. pls guys dont listen to dis scammers, they have already filled the numbers in such a way that if you pick, you will win 1k. automatically, you have lost 1k. well I fell to the predators, am still wondering why a sharp and Educated guy like me will fall for this cheap trick. I dont know how it happened, I play the first time and won 3k, I wanted to leave, they started begging and motivating me to play another one that am such a lucky guy, I tried and lost all the 3k plus my initial 1000 naira. they are still begging me to play another one but I disagreed, one of them brought out his own list and said I should pick for free, I did and I won 12k, mind you, I wasn't given the 12k. He was like, pick and see, you will win big money but I won't give you what you won until you pay 2k for another one. that was when my mind came back from exile and I understood I was in the midst of scammers, I flee immediately. please if you encounter this guys anywhere, dont even give them a chance to talk to you, If you do, you will be convinced. I have learnt my lesson. 1k wey I dey plan to use subscribe this night. chaiiiiii.
Mods please others need to know about this scammers. I care for everyone.
welcom man.. for dis buhari tenure u waste 3k... u shud b slaped
AjayiWrites2: Mercedes-Benz has revealed its design for an autonomous bus, which recently made its first self-driven journey along a 20-kilometre-long route in the Netherlands
Developed based on technology in the company's autonomous truck, the Future Bus is able to drive itself along suitable routes, communicate with traffic lights to cross junctions, and automatically stop at stations.
The Future Bus recently made a 20 kilometre trip from Amsterdam's Schiphol airport to the nearby town Haarlem, which the company claims makes it the first automated city bus tested in a real-life traffic situation.
"[Future Bus] makes public transport safer, more efficient and more productive," said Wolfgang Bernhard, board member of Mercedes-Benz's parent company Daimler AG. "More people can travel from A to B quickly, punctually and in comfort, to the benefit of all: bus operators, bus drivers and passengers."
The Future Bus is driven by CityPilot technology – a self-driving system based on Highway Pilot, from the company's autonomous Actros truck.
Using cameras, radar and GPS systems, the bus is able to recognise and communicate with traffic lights, allowing it to drive through the junctions they control.
The bus – developed by the company's Daimler Trucks department – also has an auto-brake system that can recognise obstacles, like pedestrians crossing the road, to avoid collisions.
It is able to automatically halt at bus stops, where it will open and close its doors for passengers to get on and off.
The driving status of the bus is indicated through coloured strips of light on its exterior – white for manual and blue for automated. Doors are similarly illuminated to speed up passenger boarding and embarking, with the exit marked in red and the entrance in green.
Inside, the bus is divided into three zones – a service zone at the front, an express zone in the middle for passengers travelling short distances, and a lounge zone at the back for long-distance travellers.
Many companies are proposing ideas for autonomous vehicles and supporting infrastructure as the technology edges closer to ubiquity.
[quote author=FlirtyKaren post=47674480]I was minding my business on Instagram when I stumbled on Shodeponks' page. Guys, how many people are in these pictures?
INFORMATION 1. Candidates are to report to Nigerian Defence Academy (old site) Kaduna on 10 July 2016 for interview. 2. Candidates are to come along with white shirt, blue shorts and a pair of canvas. 3. Candidates are to bring along original copies of their credentials. 4. Interview will take place between 10 - 19 July 2016.
INFORMATION 1. Candidates are to report to Nigerian Defence Academy (Old Site) Kaduna on 20 July 2016 for interview. 2. Candidates are to come along with white shirt, blue shorts and a pair of canvas. 3. Candidates are to bring along original copies of their credentials. 4. Interview will take place between 20 - 30 July 2016.
To all of you mentioned above I am sorry for what this enshi guy did for spamming your monikers. I just notice this now and is so annoying...... I am sorry.....
Enshi you lost your respect as a man, am gonna hit d unfollow button right now and I want you to do same.
I wonder if Dygeasy has verified you in the first place I wonder what next you would have done with all my followers during the campaign. Out of my space man, you dont deserve my respect........ Please dont wait your time to apologise cos I dont need it.
You copy and paste all my followers without permission from me this is a criminal act from me.
Non sense......
its jus a campaigning strategy... take it easy pls
Naijasinglegirl: I am very calculative of the times I make use of an ATM. If it's not very early in the morning, I don't bother except it's an emergency cos the last thing I want is to meet a queue. A queue containing one or more of these characters.
1 Mr Miracle This one has 380.36 in his account yet he slots in his card at least five times to withdraw 5K, hoping for a miracle. He doesn't leave the ATM until he is certain 'insufficient funds' is spelt correctly. I met one like that last month. He kept reinserting his card and on a closer inspection, I found out he was trying to withdraw N400!
2 Mr Grumpy This one is fond of picking quarrels with the ATM. Even though the machine keeps reading his pin is incorrect or his card has expired, he keeps swearing. Often times, he reports the ATM to the next person on the queue. Like we care!
3 Mr Meticulous The is that guy that adds stew to his jollof rice. He is the annoying guy dude counts and confirms every single note of his money before exiting for the next person as if he can beat up the ATM if N20 is missing. Nigerians and their trust issues though.
4 Mr Chief/ Mr Thief This one acts as if the world is ending. He is on a mission to drain the ATM. You think he wants to withdraw his whole life savings. He is either a wealthy person or one of those scammers that stole someone's debit card. At a point, the 2K people like us starts begging him not to exhaust all the cash in the ATM.
5 ATM Class Prefect This impatient guy on the queue is usually the last to arrive but assumes anybody that spends more than five seconds at the ATM is an illiterate. He moves from the beginning of the extreme, grumbling and hastening everyone. If you spend more than 5 seconds, he'll walk up to you and offer to help you operate the ATM even when you are not an illiterate.
6 Mr Trust Issues
The old man that feels everyone on the queue is a thief on a mission to memorise his ATM pin. He positions himself in a way that his entire body completely covers the ATM. He never fails to curse anyone that comes five metres close to him.
7 Mrs Clueless
This is that old woman that has been practising how to use an ATM for the past 5 years. If you take a closer look at what she's doing, you would discover each time the machine reads "Would you like to continue, Yes or No", she smiles and does nothing.
8 Mr Unemployed
He has no money to withdraw but he joins the queue with four of his ATM card with the intention of checking their various balance. He eventually recharges N100 with quickteller and walks away with his head held high.
9 Mr Questioner
This one is always asking questions. He doesn't care if you came to use the ATM or not! He's always asking, "Is it paying?", "Which bank are you using?" "Have you withdrawn?"
I hope I didn't omit any category? I'm not sure where I belong but my worst fear is when I sight Mrs Clueless in front of me. You?
emmalezy: Nigerian triplets John, Peter and Jamie Obidiegwu are truly one in a million. The statistics for triplets, not to mention naturally conceived identical triplets is a very rare occurrence – said to be one in a million.
The triplets are celebrating their birthday on an equally special day – the 7th day of the 7th month, 7 denoting good luck and completion in a lot of cultures and religions.
Here are some photos of the very handsome triplets.
1) Airforce1 - Number One on the list is Airforce1. The skilled footballer and songwriter has been at the peak of the music business on the forum... With singles like such a diva with over 11 thousand downloads and Pretty face, fans are clamouring and anticipating for the 3rd official single from the controversial act..
2) Kylez - Spendoe and Buga Crooner, Kylez is another force to be reckoned with in the music circle of the forum... His debut hit, Spendoe has over 6k downloads as well as wide acceptance of the video....His 3rd single, Honey produced by pheelz is out and blazing..
3) Tobenanaa - Tobenanaa recently won his first music award... He premiered his hit single Wicked which instantly became a trending topic on twitter Ng... The artiste song is well loved by nairalanders on the forum
4) Andyblaze - Comic and Rapper, Andyblaze is one of the most respected nairaland acts... His hit single Wida na has amassed over 5k downloads and he has one of the most prominent fan base on the forum.Fans have been clamouring for a new release from the lyrical titan
5) Iamsynord - Music critic and singer, Synord hit single Otubante is one of the most loved singles by users of the forum with over 4k downloads.,. His recent single, Tonight is also gaining massive acceptance ....
This year, we pray to see one if not all of these talented artistes making it on the big scene..
What do you think.... Do you agree with the list ?
I’d like to talk about the issue of alcohol. People say all sorts about whether alcohol is good or bad. Well, that’s not what I’m about right now. But what I know is that too much of anything is not good.
There’s one of my friends (not me, before your mind starts going haywire) I hung out with today, who told me the saddest story of his life. His relationship of three years just hit the rocks a couple of days back, all because of just one time binge drinking. He had left work that day, and went to a bar. The idea was to just take one or two bottles then go home.
He ended up taking a little too much. One way or another, he found his way home, to his girlfriend. Unfortunately for him, the alcohol had made him lose all his inhibitions, and opened the floodgates of his secrets. He just started talking . . . all his secret escapades with some other (you know who). He didn’t even realize until the following day when his eyes cleared, and his GF had packed her things and gone.
It now dawned on him that what he thought had kept in secret had just been exposed. Now he wants me to help him talk to the lady. Hmmmmmmm…the evil wey alcohol go do.
I would just like to find out what was the worst thing you’ve ever done under the influence of alcohol. Be sincere.
gradeA: On a fateful Friday evening in my workplace, we had our monthly TGIF. Was drinking and working that evening, na so I recieve one stinker of a memo from my boss. The mail was directed at me, but was due to the error of one of the guys in my team. wanted to forward the mail to the guy and blast him for the goof, but as my eye don dirty, clicked on respond to all. Oboy that's how I re-sent the mail to my oga's them with everyone in the cc shredding and lambasting.
Adeoba10: I gained admission n went back home after first semester. To show dat Mesef don arrive/belong, i decided to taste Rose Daniel n experience how all dis drunkard felt, after taking like 6shots, dats wen i started dis drama. I saw dis lady going to d market with her mum, i just grabbed her booby, d next tin i heard was Gbas! Gbos! Gbis!. The Gbas was d slap i received from her mum, d Gbos was from d owner of booby while d Gbis was from dos garage boys. Instantly, my eye clear like morning dew. Since den, i dey always run from alcohol.
This morning I decided to eat butter and bread after about a week of eating the butter, but when I opened the butter, I found this. What does it mean? Is it now bad for consumption?
did u find it half nd mucur infested or u used it half nd left it for long
robosky02: it is a pleasure to present to you, Nigeria’s first women- a list of Nigeria’s female trailblazers…
Captain Chinyere Kalu is the first female pilot in Nigeria. Capt. Chinyere’s decision to start a career in Aviation was spurred by her adventurous aunt, who was also the first woman from her hometown to travel overseas. She was made a member of the Order of the Federal Republic (MFR) in the 2006 National Honours list. In 2011, she was appointed the Rector and Chief Executive of the Nigerian College of Aviation Technology (NCAT), which is the largest aviation training institute in Africa
dainformant: A young man identified as Ichie Agbalanze did the unusual after his encounter with an aged homeless woman in Abuja. After helping the old woman by buying some edibles for her, the young man went extra miles by also joining her to beg for alms... May God bless him abundantly.
Below is what he shared on his page;
We can't lose hope in humanity! Never! Just a little more care can heal the world!
I was on my way to catch up an appointment this afternoon when I saw this homeless mother by the market roadside begging alms... I noticed how everybody ignored her pleas for alms and I hid behind a tree to record this video, Brothers and Sisters ignored her like she's a log of wood lying beside the road, no one gave her even a smile to pacify her soul... Pain and agony was written all over her as she continued regardless.
I went down to the market and bought few stuffs and I came back to meet her... I handed the stuffs over to her and I could read the excitement and cheers in her face as she kept saying things in her language which I don't understand. She opened what I bought for her and offered me some of it to eat with her, I ate with her as we took selfies and she laughed so hatd whenever I showed her a picture of herself, I decided to sit back with her and beg for alms.
We started begging for alms together and she was all smiles... People couldn't understand what was happening as I walked towards them and ask them to drop a penny for the old lady... It was crazy, it was fun and almost everyone I walked up dropped something in her plate, I spent almost an hour with her and I missed my appointment... But the Joy I gave and the Joy I received was way more important.
I counted the money we made and it was N1,200 (One Thousand Two Hundred Naira) I handed it over to her and bade her goodbye as she was left with all smiles and thanks. It was a moment to behold...that's why am sharing this one with you.
Just a little more love can heal the world. Moral of the story: Am I not mad?
Movingcoil: It seems we do have this type of snakes here a lot , it is very common here at umuahia abia state. I've googled to search for its type but I saw it is not black mamba or Eastern Brown snake. I did kill and bury this cos I felt it came for my kitten. How venomous is it? Anybody knowledgeable should please help out.
kachysblog: What can one make out of this? That two rich oil-producing states cannot boast of good major roads. Is it that the barber does not know how to trim hair or that the razor blade is not sharp? Obviously, people's businesses must have been affected so badly by the horrible state of these roads and to think that they are link routes to rural areas. See pics below....
Mother, jealous of me and often did not want my progress. I caught my father looking at my bum a few times. I had a mental breakdown because of stresses in my life. Genral family problems e.g domestic violence. Family relationships deterioration to the point serious fights e.e.g. dad strangle me, police come etc.
They burnt all of my childhood photographs and I burnt most of their wedding pics only three remains. They threw me out but now my mum who has been battling with cancer is still unwell and misses me and wants me to come back and dad is 64 and I don't want him to bear the caring alone he also has arthritis and I have an autistic brother. I want to put the past behind and start a new life I am moving back home to take care of . my mother and be with my family I don't want Satan to break this family apart whether we like it or not we are family and it could be worse. But I'm scared neighbours will judge me and I'm scared I'm making the wrong choice. I'm happy in my new rented room but II feel like I'm abandoning my mother. I'm her time of need. She originally told me to go but now wants me back I'm her only daughter and my brothers are not helpful.
we can choose who will fall in love wit, choose our bfs nd gfs we cn choose our frnds,, bt one thing we cnt choose is OUR FAMILY cos no mater wat FAMILY HAS ALREADY BIN THERE even befor we were born.... i feel ur pain... bt rmbr FAMILY is all we have in this world.
mohince: If moon-sighting was a Nigerian affair, the reports would be like:
The sighting of the moon was inconclusive - INEC
The APC was the cause of the moon not sighted in Nigeria. - Fayose
We will create another moon for Nigerians within 10 months. - APC
The sighting of the moon has been adjourned till tomorrow - Abuja High Court
The sighting of the moon was not altered, a committee will be set-up to be headed by Sen. David Mark (Chairman Senate committee on Observation) -Senate
The moon has already been sighted tomorrow -Lai Mohammed
The anomally in the crescentic illumna of the moon in the atmospheric galaxy is tantamount to more crinkum crankum & hoola-baloo - Patrick Obahiagbon
Due to none sighting of the Moon, the Board of the Ulamas has been dissolved. - Presidency
We blew up the moon and we will blow up more moons - NDA
We are responsible for the absence of the moon in the sky - Boko Haram
Those responsible for the missing moon will soon be apprehended and charged accordingly. We have evidence. -EFCC
We dont want to sight the Moon -Brexit
We know where the moon is but we don't want to say it. -US HAPPY EID-EL FITRI In Advance
splendid... but rmbr isis will say they re responsible for d moon mising
Science/Technology / Re: In Taraba, Goat Gives Birth To Baby In Human Form (Photos) by Jok3r(m): 10:59pm On Jul 20, 2016 
