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Romance / Re: Why Did You Breakup With Your Ex? by Jok3r(m): 8:31pm On Jun 17, 2017
krissconnect:
Guys come on let's relate. Let's get to know what got you so pissed off that you decided to call off that relationship or the attitude you put up that made him or her call off the relationship.

Mine: She always acted so cold and like she never cared. Might appear a minor issue but it was bogus to bear

she broke up with me cause am a broke nigga...
Romance / Re: Her First Visit Left Me Totally Confused by Jok3r(m): 8:13pm On Jun 17, 2017
[quote author=Biafrareform post=57600694]


You right. She spent the night here while I went for work.
I came back and she was all over me, so I pretended I wasted to have sex but she declined.
She will rather want to play with my dick and ensure she cum than me penetrating[/quote



]if u really want to have sex with her... get her high and wet... she wont refuse yu sex
Literature / Re: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by Jok3r(m): 8:46am On Jun 17, 2017
Chipappii:
Konji is a bastard son of a thousand fathers.
So i was in a bus on my way to the market to buy a trouser for church service. The next day being Sunday and i needed to look good for that girl that had caught my eyes since the first day i saw her.

My Facebook messenger binged. I opened it and it was my new Ghana girl. She said hi, i said hello. We started our usual chats. I usually don't like going far with girls that i'm sure wont be of any benefit to me. So our chat was mainly about what she ate, how she ate, the color of what she ate and who cooked what she ate. You know the usual Facebook chat.

So i decide to check out her Facebook photos once more. I saw she had uploaded new pictures. These ones were clearer than the ones she uploaded in the past.

I seemed to notice that all her features were clearer here and she has joined Facebook bad gang. The ones that purposely flash their boobs and booty at the camera. My Hot mind set it.

So i decided to take the convo deeper.
Me: so what are you doing?
Her: I'm about to take my bath, u?
Me: well, am on my way to the market. So can i join you in the bath?
Her: sure, i will increase the bath water.
Me: just pull off and wait for me.
Her: kk, I'm waiting boo......
...........
The convo got more kinky. My joystick had already tripled in size. We were both enjoying ourselves.
We were at the peak of it all when the bus came to a halt. My joystick was still as hard as olumo rock. I looked up from my phone and everybody was alighting from the bus. I noticed i had gotten where i was supposed to get down. The conductor looked at me.
Me: I never reach my bus stop naa
Conductor: Oga na here we dy stop o.
I looked at him with sweat all over me and observed my joystick,. In my mind i was like "Oga go down naa".
Only God knows how i managed to leave there that day with my erection.


These days. I have learnt to pocket my phone anytime I'm in a bus...

hehehehehej

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Romance / Re: Her First Visit Left Me Totally Confused by Jok3r(m): 8:37am On Jun 17, 2017
Biafrareform:
Let me start by giving you a background story to what you are about to read.

In 2015, the girl I love left me in a disvastating manner. I was so heartbroken. I decided to be careful so as not to have such experience again. I changed completely.
From 2015 to March this year, I comfortably and effortlesly walked in and out of 5 relationship. Leaving the ladies heartbroken,

It was in March that I realized that am finding it difficult to love a woman. So I consciously try to change it and settle with my future bae.

Last week, I met a dreamed girl. She is hot and well endowed from the back. She is the perfect girl I want. Within 3 days, I discovered she has fallen in love with me. I reciprocated by showing her care. Then I discovered she is the jealous type.
She told me she left an abusive relationship with a rich guy and have made up her mind not to go into any till I showed up.
I invited her over to my place today, the moment we walked into my apartment, she was all over me. She followed me to the kitchen while I prepared food for her and started kissing me.
While we were together, her ex called and she told him that she has found rest of mind with someone else.
Done eating, we set to talk and we started kissing. Then she asked me to make love to her. I declined and explained to her that is too early for it and don't want to rush into it. She was angry and mad at me, accusing me of sleeping around with my school friends, she couldn't believed I said No.
She started crying and made me to understand that I just have to make her cum. That's she is feeling that way cos she is totally in love with me. That I shouldnt make her remember her past.
I decided to play with her all through till she was satisfied.

Am left confused. I really love this girl and I don't want to have sex with her now. She may end up like others. My love for her hasnt matured yet. I need grow more in love with her.



one tin u shud no...

avin sex d first time a gal showed up in ur house isnt bad... at dat time u dunno if its been long she had sex and needed it badly but u refused her... trust me wen u will b ready for sex she will abject u also.. if her behavior changed dont feel bad u made her changed...

call her up talk to her, take her out let her feel home she wont get mad at ya.... anydaybu ask for sex she wont decline u
Romance / Re: Lady Is Searching For A Baby Daddy On Twitter As Her Biological Clock Is Ticking by Jok3r(m): 5:36pm On Jun 16, 2017
Flexygist:
A on Lady twitter launches an aggressive search for a baby daddy, as she inches closer to menopause.


See below:

Source: http://www.flexygist.net/2017/06/16/lady-launch-an-aggressive-search-for-a-baby-daddy-as-she-closer-to-menopause/




i am available... oya add me on ig kb_jack
Family / Re: South African Man With 4 Wives Who Wants Other Men To Be Polygamous (Pics) by Jok3r(m): 9:59am On Jun 16, 2017
Jase4real:
[img]https://2.bp..com/-vPXe0M3fW1w/WUNbZtHbnBI/AAAAAAAMofs/F6iDv73GqAEVxxjy-unA73QPjlivnnvSQCLcBGAs/s1600/1C.jpg[/img]

Musa Mseleku, who's a businessman from Port Shepstone in KwaZulu-Natal, says he is happily married to four wives and wants other young men to join him in the polygamy club.
The 43-year-old and his wives Busisiwe MaCele, Nokukhanya MaYeni, Thobile Mseleku, Mbali MaNgwabe and their 10 children are currently being featured in a reality show called 'Uthando Nes’thembu', which means 'Love and Polygamy'.
The reality show gives Musa and beautiful wives the platform to showcase how being in a polygamy union has been working for them so far.
[img]https://4.bp..com/-caTx5QcvQ9Q/WUNbcgFv4TI/AAAAAAAMofw/fNMpqSdw7kgEotAHi2R7iBhg7_PHmbz3wCLcBGAs/s1600/1a.jpg[/img]

Speaking to Daily Sun, he said his four wives are happy to be married to him.
He said although some people have criticised him, he wanted to change people’s perceptions of polygamy.
“I want to show men that you can be in a polygamous relationship and also be considerate.
“My wives impose restrictions on me. I have to be home an hour earlier than them so I can prepare to spend time with all of them,” he said.
[img]https://3.bp..com/-ajoiRoqHVRs/WUNbcsK2XKI/AAAAAAAMof4/AHzqwk9j65QRegMKqTA2858hBb84j9yUwCLcBGAs/s1600/1b.jpg[/img]

One of his wives, Thobile said:
“I knew what I was getting into and didn’t have a problem with it. I also come from a polygamous family.”
[img]https://3.bp..com/-2J25DcmuCTM/WUNbdQO3UoI/AAAAAAAMof0/ibzqGSV2hKk_EMZbRGeVhifageI6AjFqQCLcBGAs/s1600/1D.jpg[/img]

She said the other wives are like sisters to her and they all rely on each other for advice and help.


More @>>https://trendinghelm..in/2017/06/meet-south-african-man-with-4-wives-who.html



wonderful perception.. i love this

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Education / Re: From Kindergarten To Graduation: Photos Of A Mother And Daughter Go Viral On Twi by Jok3r(m): 2:39pm On Jun 07, 2017
Nnamdd1:
Gabrielle, @lilgabsss on Twitter, shared these adorable photos of herself and mother and they have since gone viral with over 50k Retweets.

Gabrielle captioned the photos "First day of kindergarten to graduation and my mom is still as proud as ever."

http://www.naijahelm.com.ng/2017/06/from-kindergarten-to-graduation-viral.html?m=1


best mom ever
Celebrities / Re: DJ Cuppy Moves Back To Her Parents House (pics) by Jok3r(m): 11:40pm On Jun 03, 2017
itsop:
Sometimes Life Forces You To Calm Down, DJ Cuppy Says, As She Moves Back To Her Parents’ House

She wrote this on her snap chat page after moving
back to her parent house.... See it below



Source :: http://www.praizeblog.com/2017/06/sometimes-life-forces-you-to-calm-down.html?m=0





I want to marry her... can I get her contact number
Health / Re: Can A Man Father A Child With One Testicle? by Jok3r(m): 11:38pm On Jun 03, 2017
Vicoch:
Doctors in the house, I need your candid contribution....

a boy in our neighborhood fell from a very high mango tree and in the process broke one of his testis, he is in the hospital now, so this sparked an argument between my peers and I, many were of the opinion that biologically(religious people pls steer off) he can't father a child again, I debunked them saying that his other testicle can still function properly...

I need your answers pls...

serious people please...

yes he can father a child... but by d grace of God the child may b disabled or abled


cc: seun lalasticlala mynd44 et al.
Romance / Re: Meet Sayo & Jomi, The Hot Nigerian Twins On IG Who Are Driving Guys Nuts by Jok3r(m): 8:00pm On May 25, 2017
LubeyNaijaBlog:
Taiwo Sayo and Kehinde Folajomi Cassie are arguably the hottest and most classy Nigerian twins on Instagram.

One would find it hard to believe that these hot damsels are first class graduates of Pharmacology, as their fashion game is obviously second to none.

The saucy twins who always step out in coordinating outfits go by the name @twogirlzonecloset on instagram and are currently breaking the internet with their beautiful photos which guys can't stop drooling and swooning over.

See more below... 

http://www.lubeynaija.com/2017/05/meet-sayo-jomi-hot-nigerian-twins-on-ig.html?m=1

Cc: Lalasticlala


nice.. also check out these set of twins on Instagram too you will see they are hotter than these... @lisa_duke1 and @monalisa_duke
Education / Re: Dead Newborn Baby In University Of Maiduguri’s Female Toilet (Photos) by Jok3r(m): 11:02pm On May 24, 2017
joshkiddies:
According to our sources, the news is already trending within the campus. A new born baby was found dead in a University of Maiduguri’s female toilet.

A source who resides in the hostel confirmed to us that the child was found in Murtala female hostel of the school. The management has not responded to the situation yet but we are hoping the Dean, Student Affairs will release a statement soon.

Why kill an innocent child?

http://lailasblog.com/2017/05/new-born-baby-found-dead-in-university-of-maiduguris-female-toilet.html

Lord wash us like the days of noah
Health / Re: Nigerian Surgeon Removes Lady's Ovary Instead Of Her Appendix by Jok3r(m): 9:52pm On May 13, 2017
neky2016:
A 59-year-old Nigerian Senior Surgeon, Dr Lawal Haruna, who reportedly removed a woman’s ovary accidentally instead of her appendix has been struck off after being branded a ‘danger to patients.


He allegedly botched up three operations over the course of two years including removing a woman’s ovary because he said the appendix and fallopian tubes were similar ‘worm-like structures’ in the same area. The unnamed woman, known as Patient B, was treated by him when she was admitted for abdominal pain while he was working for Sheffield Teaching Hospitals Trust in Sheffield, South Yorkshire.

During the operation, one of her ovaries was removed leaving her appendix – which was causing her great pain – in situ. A tribunal heard how it was lucky she was not of child-bearing age as it could have affected her fertility.

Dr Haruna botched up two further operations mistaking a lump of fat for an appendix in one case and a skin tag for a harmful lump in another. Colleagues described the operations as poorly executed and ‘never events’. Haruna who claims to have 25 years experience later dismissed the incidents as ‘trifling errors’ and said the appendix and fallopian tubes were similar ‘worm-like structures which lie in a similar area.


The surgeon, who represented himself, told the Manchester hearing he had ‘poor vision’ at the time he carried out the surgery and claimed it would be ‘harsh’ to strike him off. But at the Medical Practitioners Tribunal Service a disciplinary panel found him guilty of misconduct and banned him from treating patients.

http://www.lailasblog.com/2017/05/nigerian-surgeon-removes-ladys-ovary.html



this one pass trifling error.. he's damn wicked and heartless.. 25years experience my foot.. he's incompetent to be a doctor.. his license should be taken from him and striped to poverty

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Events / Re: English Family Storms Nigeria For Their Bride (Photos) by Jok3r(m): 9:07am On May 11, 2017
PapiNigga:
These lovely wedding reception photos have caught the eyes of social media users due to the appearance of the groom's family.

The English groom and his family came fully prepared as they rocked our very own natives attires in style.

See more photos below...

http://www.lubeynaija.com/2017/05/english-family-melt-hearts-online-as.html?m=1


this is good
Celebrities / Re: Yvonne Okoro: 'Men Don’t Have Balls To Ask Me Out’ by Jok3r(m): 8:58am On May 03, 2017
donogaga:
Ghanaian actress of Nigerian and Ghanaian descent, Chinyere Yvonne Okoro, revealed she has been single for more than two years because men just do not have the courage to approach her.

In an interview last Friday during the launch of Glam Africa Magazine in Accra, the 32-year-old told showbiz


“The issue is men don’t have balls to come forward to ask me out because they think I am already hooked or perhaps I am very high maintenance”.

“Also, I may still be single because most people think celebrities are spoilt for choice when it comes to choosing partners but that is a very wrong perception.

“A good number of celebs are single because they are confused as to who to accept in their life. You see, you are not sure if the person is coming in because of your fame and money or the person wants to be with you because of real love” she added.

“It is not about money but if a man is not brave enough to come forward then I do not think I want to be with such a person. Anyway, who wants to be with a timid man? She queried.

Contrary to the perception people may have, she does not really have eyes for high society men. She is ready to date a man who will understand her and make her happy.

Asked if she has not come across such a man yet, Yvonne said “No I haven’t but I hope to meet him very soon”, she added.


http://gistreel.com/2017/05/01/men-dont-balls-ask-yvonne-okoro/

I get d balls ooo... where is she lemme toast her and prove to her that I can... I need her contact
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: NPA Employment: Who Else Got This Message? by Jok3r(m): 8:18am On Apr 24, 2017
OTAIFOHJ:
Following your application for employment, you are hereby invited for an aptitude test on 25th April,2017 @ Golden Tulip Hotel, 1c Evo Crescent, GRA Phase 2,PH. Pls come along with copies of your credentials, CV & 3 recent passport photo. Time: 8am. Signed Mgt.

If you got this message...let's relate.
.

I applied too Bt no SMS yet
Celebrities / Re: Top Ten Beautiful & Sexiest Young Nollywood Actresses 2017 by Jok3r(m): 4:44pm On Apr 15, 2017
Events / Re: Lady Buys Herself Range Rover To Celebrate Her Birthday (photos) by Jok3r(m): 4:34pm On Apr 15, 2017
ebosie11:
May thunder fire poverty in an irreversible chemical reaction!Why many peeps are struggling to survive because of recession,a Nigerian lady Joan Nwosu got herself a Range Rover car for her birthday.

See photos below



Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2017/04/to-celebrate-her-birthdaynigerian-lady.html


happy Birthday dear... can I be your bf
Education / Re: I Am Grateful For The N250 Gift- Uniport's Best Graduating Pediatrics Student by Jok3r(m): 4:32pm On Apr 15, 2017
emefav:
See photo of the money in earlier thread https://www.nairaland.com/3714797/uniports-best-student-pediatrics-receives




http://www.lailasblog.com/2017/04/i-am-grateful-for-n250-gift-for-being.html



na wa ooooooo Nigeria go better.. best grad student given 250naira...
Celebrities / Re: BBNaija: Efe Poses With His Fans As He Arrives In Nigeria by Jok3r(m): 10:06am On Apr 11, 2017
Amoyinoluwa24:
Winner of the Big Brother Naija Reality TV show, Efe arrived Nigeria amidst a rousing welcome from a crowd of fans on Monday. The Delta state born rapper landed at the Murtala Muhammed Airport with the First runner-up, Bisola.

The duo, who arrived around 9:35pm got mobbed at the airport by over-excited fans even with the presence of security officials ushering them to a waiting convoy..

Watch the video below;


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQ19tweny5E

Source: http://www.cambellsblog.com/2017/04/bbnaija-efe-arrives-in-nigeria-amidst.html



congrats man. another young billionaire
Celebrities / Re: Tboss' Sister, Wendy, Unfollows AY Because He No Longer Campaigned For Her? by Jok3r(m): 10:03am On Apr 11, 2017
AdoraAmadi:
Recall that ace comedian AY, who visited the big brother naija house early last month campaigned for TBoss after photos and videos of her staring at him endlessly went viral.

His wife even jokingly reacted to the video which made AY campaign for her, telling her to bring home the bracelet she promised his daughter.

Well, AY switched sides during the final voting week by campaigning for BBN winner, Efe. It seems that didn't go well with TBoss' sister, Wendy who has been handling her social media pages as she unfollowed him from her Instagram page.


http://www.lailasblog.com/2017/04/bbnaija-tboss-sister-unfollows-ay.html



c me Okoro oooooo
Celebrities / Re: Cossy Orjiakor To Pastor David Ibiyeomie: "Release Kemi Olunloyo Or I'll Expose" by Jok3r(m): 10:51pm On Apr 07, 2017
ebusfav:
Nollywood Actress, Cossy Orijakor, has threatened to release the name her statement of account, where the name of Popular Nigerian Pastor, David Ibiyeomie showed, should Kemi Olunloyo remain in Police Custody this Easter.


This is coming after a letter written by Kemi Olunloyo, where she thanked the actress and Cool FM OAP, Daddy Freeze for their support, was made public today.

Here's what she wrote;



https://www.instagram.com/p/BSmBwwwDqG7/



See where Cossy Orjiakor started her story and exposures https://www.nairaland.com/3686487/cossy-orjiakors-ungrateful-delilah-story#up



fire on the way
Celebrities / Re: Mayowa Nicholas Is The New Face Of Calvin Klein (Photos) by Jok3r(m): 9:03pm On Apr 03, 2017
TriumphJohnson:
Nigerian International model, Mayowa Nicholas who won the Elite Model Look Nigeria in 2014 has been announced as the new of face of Calvin Klein underwear.
The new campaign was made known by Beth Model Management who took to their Instagram to share this news.


'MAJOR @mayowanicholas The new face of @calvinklein underwear campaign.'

The 18-year-old who is signed to Elite Model Management became the first Nigerian to featured in a Dolce & Gabbana campaign for their Fall/Winter 2016 campaign and in 2017 she snagged a lookbook feature for Dolce&Gabbana’s Spring/Summer 2017 lookbook presentation.


SOURCE: http://www.jamienaija.com/2017/04/18-year-old-nigerian-model-mayowa.html



can I get her contact... I want to marry her...
Religion / Re: What Are Your Favorite Bible Verses? by Jok3r(m): 10:05am On Apr 02, 2017
adepeter26:
Happy sundAy to you all.
My favourite Bible verse is Genesis 1:1


Share yours


mark 11:22 have faith in God
John 14:14 whatever ur ask in my name of the father I will do it.
Religion / Re: Hussaini Mabera Takes TB Joshua To Court For Calling Jesus God by Jok3r(m): 6:15am On Mar 16, 2017
Politics / Re: Kola Oguntuga To Take Command Of OLOGBO (Photo) by Jok3r(m): 8:01pm On Mar 15, 2017
henryanna36:
Ambassador W. Stuart Symington recognized Nigerian Navy Captain Kola Oguntuga for his exceptional contributions to advancing U.S/Nigeria relations during his tour as Deputy Defense Attache at the Nigerian Embassy in Washington DC.Captain Oguntuga recently returned to Nigeria after serving in the U.S. from January 2014 to March 2017.Later in the month, Captain Oguntuga will take command of Nigerian Navy Ship OLOGBO, a former U.S. Coast Guard Cutter based in Port Harcourt, Nigeria.


Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2017/03/nigerian-navy-captain-kola-oguntuga-to.html?m=1



correct.... I love such news.
Religion / Re: 'Get Back Your Husband' Church Banner Spotted In Port Harcourt by Jok3r(m): 7:59pm On Mar 15, 2017
CeoNewshelm:
Check Out This Funny ChurchBanner Spotted In Port-Harcourt


http://www.newshelm.com/2017/03/check-out-this-funny-churchbanner.html



it's not new... I no d church sef
Crime / Re: Woman Stabs Own 8-month-old Baby In Ebonyi (graphic Pic) by Jok3r(m): 7:56pm On Mar 15, 2017
dre11:





http://sunnewsonline.com/horror-woman-stabs-own-8-month-old-baby-in-ebonyi/


she must be wicked ND devilish... damn. she shouldn't live to c d baby grow
Politics / Re: 10 Most Developed Local Government Areas In Nigeria-opinion by Jok3r(m): 7:54pm On Mar 15, 2017
Eastwalk:
3.Bonny island - This hidden jewel is located in River state . It infrastructurally advancement is irrepressibly with adequate and efficient water supply to all neighborhood in the local government area. The road are 100% tarred.
Automobile crash are scarce occurrence in Bonny. The Nigeria liquidfied natural gas plant (NLNG) is located here. Not an overstatement to refer Bonny (LGA) as the gas capital of Nigeria, little wonder why Bonny is the only Nigerian city with 24/7 electricity power supply!!


my home town am proud of it
Celebrities / Re: Foston Utomi's Instagram Post After Battering His Wife by Jok3r(m): 7:50pm On Mar 15, 2017
ogochukwu247:
Nigerians have taken to Foston Utomi's Instagram page to blast him for brutalizing his wife of one year. Yesterday, Ajoke cried out on Instagram and shared a photo of her bloodied body ,alleging her husband who is Patoranking's music label boss, brutalized her .(here)
She says she has left him and is not going back.She also revealed the fact he bought her a Range over means nothing ...
Checkout his own post below and the responses...

SOURCE
http://www.reportnaija.com/2017/03/nigerians-blast-patorankings-label-boss.html



isokay
Foreign Affairs / Re: Sadaf Deen Contesting In Kenyan Elections (Photos) by Jok3r(m): 7:47pm On Mar 15, 2017
noetic5:
Sadaf Deen, a top Kenyan model will be contesting in the upcoming elections in August. The 20-year-old politician is hoping to get elected as a Mombasa representative during the August elections. If Deen succeeds, she will become the youngest woman to occupy the post. More photos below

Source: http://www.latestamebonaija.com/2017/03/see-pretty-20-year-old-model-contesting.html



nice
Politics / Re: Fayose Shares Packets Of Rice And N200 To Ekiti Residents (Pics) by Jok3r(m): 7:44pm On Mar 15, 2017
ChangeIsCostant:
Ekiti state Governor Ayodele Fayose's personally led his stomach infrastructure train to distribute bags of rice and other foodstuffs to this Evening at Nova Road, Ado Ekiti. The governor also topped the goodies with N200...See pictures below;

Source; http://www.nationalhelm.net/2017/03/governor-fayose-shares-bags-of-rice-and.html


I love fayose

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